Well Christopher/Naya/Kiki, I was just going to leave it as the one comment, but I guess you didn't want to leave it at that.
Why did you decide to rebrand? I'm guessing that there were either bad reviews, or you just weren't getting the business you wanted. I can imagine almost all MPAs have had issues with clients that have something to turn you off and results in a sub-par session, but you seem to have enough to cause you to rebrand? And instead of looking inwards to figure out if there was something you improve on, you decide that all bad sessions were the clients fault all decide any bad session must be because they smelled bad? You have no idea who I am - I certainly haven't seen you in the last month or two, and left all details out about our session. Yet you assume that I smelled bad? C'mon, you gotta try harder than that if you want to embarass me.
In the future, why don't you try a private message to someone who leaves you a bad review asking for more information to help yourself out? This is a review board, there will be positive reviews and negative ones. Enjoy the positive ones (are there any for you?) and try and learn from the negative ones. Sure, some guys on here will be spiteful and try and ruin your reputation, but some will be honest and would rather see an MPA improve herself. If you can't personally handle the negative ones, or feel attacked by people not recommending you, I'd suggest staying off all review sites entirely. You trying to pin the blame on the client for every poor session you give will only look badly for you.
Anyways, your generic defense of trying to offend people isn't going to work on me. I don't have any issues with my hygiene, and I normally have positive interactions with MPAs and enjoy the majority of my sessions. Including several other MPAs at Blue Lagoon.
BTW, you might want to seek professional help with your Dissociative identity disorder