Hey, I'd have to come and see you when I'm next in Chch - I have the strpon thing especially with dirty talk:
"Take that and love it you fucking man-bitch shit-slut!"
"Your fucking fuck-hole ass-pipe is my new man-vagina you fucking he-kunt he-whore fuck-ass slut-faggot!"
"Say you love it. Yell it you fucking he-kunt wanka bitch"
"Take my fucking big hard girl-cock"
"I love rape fucking your ass-vagina with my big girl cock"
"My girl cock is bigger, longer and harder than your skinny little man dick"