Review:The Sorpranos-Tony gets whacked

[TillieDillie]

You woke up this morning
Got yourself a slide
Mama always said you'd be
The slidin one....
Woke up this morning
Woke up this morning
Woke up this morning
Got yourself a slide.


Christopher, Paulie, and Silvio are in the office of the Bing talking.

Christopher: "I can't believe what I'm hearing, T got whacked."

Silvio: "I heard it from a reliable source. Johnny sack and Phil Leotardo were behind it."

Paulie: "This is the start of a war. Who am I gonna whack first, Johnny?"

Suddenly Tony walks through the office door.

Paulie: "T your alive. We heard you got whacked!"

Tony: "I did get whacked."

Christopher: "What the fuck you talking about T. Is this some kind of sick joke."

Tony:"What do you mean is this a joke? Do you think I am funny? Do I amuse you?

Christopher: "T!"

Tony: "Maybe I'm a little fucked up. Funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you?

Christopher: "T!"

Tony: "How am I funny. What the fuck is so funny about me?"

Christopher:"T goddamn it. This ain't Goodfellas. Snap out of it!"

Tony:"Sorry. It must have been one of my panic attacks."

Silvio: "So what happened T?"

Tony:"Johnny and Phil wanted to put an end to the bad blood so they took me to hands from heaven and had me whacked by this girl named Giselle.

Paulie:"Was she hot T?"

Tony:"She is a very attractive girl, I would say the pictures and description on the website are very accurate."

Christopher:"So what happened between you two?"

Tony:" I don't want to get into a lot of details what with the cops watching us and all. I will say she was very good at what she does. She gave me a very good massage, was very playful and had a teasing nature. the different views were very good and in the end, she knew how to finish me off so to speak."

Christopher:"Who knew getting whacked could be a good thing. I want to go there and get whacked."

Silvio:"Me too T. I want to get whacked."

Paulie:" That thing I said before about whacking Johnny, I didn't mean it. I ain't into guys."

Tony:"Sure Paulie."

www.handsfromheaven.ca

45 min=50+tip

 

[Gentleman]

Nice review GD. I always knew T would get whacked.

 

[ghostdog]

that has got to be the most creative review ever good job mate!

 

[Samina M]

Hey .... Yo .... Hey .... Yo .... Hey .... Yo ....

Badda Bing ... Badda Bang ... Badda Review ... Thats a good thing !!!

Another "Classic" that had me laughing all the way through.

VBB

aka "Vinnie Boom Batts"

 

[Bruno R]

Way toooooooooooooooooooooo much time on your hand, gets some hobbies

 

[colonelsanders33]

I think GD already has a great hobby....only fellow hobbiests can appreciate...

 

[Yourasssmells.]

Not quite.

http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=64848

Bow down.

 

[Phantom]

Hey Rusty the useless I don't bow down to anybody.

Why do you find it necessary to keep posting in my reviews about Ref? I guess I missed the sticky stating that nobody was allowed to attempt creativity but Ref.

I got it the first time you posted about ref in this review

http://massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=98333

that if Ref simply posted the word the, that single word post would be more profound and creative than the combined efforts of the rest of the members who review here on massageplanet.net.

Why must you again in another review of mine post something that is already a sticky? Why am I not allowed to recieve a complement from a member and leave it at that.

I don't consider what Ref does reviews. Sure there is some creativity involved but there is nothing in those "reviews" that a member could use in terms of making a decision about their hobbying. In fact if these are actually reviews, I don't see how they are allowed to remain on the board as they discuss illegal activity in an mp like guys getting blowjobs and giving daty, things that are supposedely not allowed in reviews about massage.

I will take the following reviews over what you posted anyday:

http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=81758
http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92169
http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=79598
http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=86596
http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=84434
http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=84526


these are reviews that are creative and entertaining while also providing information for people who, instead of wasting bandwidth on massageplanet.net allday, actually do hobby, make decisions.

It's clowns like you who make me wonder why I even bother doing reviews, in fact I think I will just stop alltogether to free up more bandwidth for you to waste. Cause what the massage section really needs instead of reviews is another thread about mpa nicknames.

 

[Neha R]

Thank you for coming to your senses. That goes for the coaches corner thingy as well.

 

[Chef]

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The Coaches corner thingy made me throw up in my own mouth.

Ref is still king.

 

[Abdel]

golfdude,

Just an observation, but technically it was only a link on a review board : )

You pretty much answered your own question, dude. They're fictional reviews, although maybe at times loosely based on real characters either living or dead (literally)

Introspection is always good, but obviously there are many out there who appreciate your reviews.

If you could indulge me on this, I'd appreciate it - I'd really like to know why people don't use the ignore function - seriously - I've used it myself and it works like a charm.

 

[craftypaddy]

That's rather harsh don't you think Poolie...he hehe he

 

[Rag]

Before this gets out of hand, let me intervene:

There are many authors out there who have acheived greatness because of their writing skills. I am not talking about Reviewers on massageplanet.net or other boards but those who publish books in the mainstream. This has been going on for centuries.

Many of us have our favourites and what one person likes may not be someone elses cup of tea, either due to writing style or genre.

For example, those who enjoy Horror may have a favourite author in Stephen King, Clive Barker or H.P. Lovecraft. I know that many people think that Stephen King is the greatest horror writer of all time, I personally couldn't care for any of his works because he is long winded and he usually will pick up a piece of his work after he has put it down and when the creative juices are low pump out a novel that is not up to par just to meet a publishers deadline. That is my individual critique and I don't push that on anyone.

FYI ... Edgar Allan Poe is regarded as one of the American Classic writers but many other authors of his age to the present regard his style as being barbaric and an insult to English prose.

Ref and Golfdude have different writing styles and as such have different fans who support them. But what they both have are creativity and a willingness to publish pieces of prose that make us feel one emotion and/or another.

You have to honour both for their efforts, especially since any type of reviewer in the MP forum are such a small percentage of the membership that read those reviews.

Now Rusty has taken it upon himself to target Golfdude, this is nothing new and is typical of his Modi Operandi. Two separate occasions and on the last GD stood up for himself, that was what Rusty was looking for ... action reaction ... similar to the Fuzzy Thumper affair in which Rusty had to apologize afterwards but thems only words and if Rusty really meant what he had to say then he wouldn't have said it, he is a veteran afterall, and he reacted like he had done many times under the stress of heated words as the history of his posting will reveal, well at least the stuff that wasn't deleted to protect his ass.

If you think that I am attacking Rusty, I am not, I am just stating past events as an example in this case to show a pattern of behaviour.

I should also state that when Rusty first posted the above he provided 5 links to Ref's reviews then later changed it to 1 link that encompased his Compilation or body of work as a comparison. Now if we wish to do a comparison then you would have to click on GD profile as well, when you do you will find a members that has contributed solidly with a plethora of reviews and continues to do so ... I see 54 threads created and most of them are reviews, that makes him a member of the 50+ review club, I don't see many members out there that match up with that, do you ? And with 40K+ members out there that percentage is miniscule.

I noticed that 3 of the 6 reviews that GD posted as reference belong to myself. It is funny because 2 of those I had to write because my creativity and writing style were called into question as well, needless to say I silenced the critics on the first one and on the second I took them to school. The last one I had to shelf because Allegra turned sour and Ella has a NRP that I have to honour. Funny how history repeats itself.

GD,

I don't think that there is a need to listen to those whose only purpose is to put other people down and/or to entice a reaction. From a psychological perspective that speaks volumes about the type of people that they are and you my friend are above that.

When that happened to me earlier this year I basically said "FUCK YOU", I don't need for someone to put me down with words and quite frankly I didn't and put it right back in their face and kept doing what I wanted to do. If I didn't then they would have won, I wasn't going to give them any satisfaction whatsoever and in the end the victory was all mine.

If people gave up then the world would be a much different place than it is now, that is more screwed than ever before, but they didn't. I know that many have given up by posting here for the same reason and scenario that you are facing now, that is why the MP forum was in the state of disrepair that it had been before members started to take it back. Look at the other forums and tell me "Which one of us is not like the others?".

Think about it.

VBB

PS. This did not need to happen and YOU know that.

PPS. I saw that Pool.

 

[lady rose]

eat shit ... heheh .... hang on, it seems I gotta take VBB off ignore

 

[Loren]

Nice review GD

 

[Dmitri]

Exactly, and Ref certainly has his objectors. To add to this and motivations for [continuing to keep] posting "reviews", at least in part, it has to also have some form of self satisfaction and/or amusement regardless of feedback.


PS Ignore and "fuck you" work well together.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Hey Golfdude,

For what its worth, this now is the greatest thread...hehehe.

VBB,

Sure I told you Rusty was not actually gay...he's bisexual. And shame on you for posting stuff that we talked about in private...speaks to your integrity...which is completely absent

revolver,

You know you got schooled boi The way he lured you into his masterful mindgames, its apparent that you are a shadow of your former self, while his power only grows. Its like highlander...there can only be one.

Frank,

I got no beef with you really, other than the fact you have insights on me. Sure you do.

Rusty,

Your just jealous that your not the one singlehandly ruining the massage board. You have to sit idly by and watch others do it so effortlessly.

Spode,

You are a fucking goof.

 

[Mads]

You have such a beautiful way of describing things.

 

[Elisa]

I for one enjoyed the review that GD did. Reviewers come and go all the time here and you see some of the best and most definately some of the worst reviews possible. I salute GD for putting effort in to being creative, and making it a joy to read. I don't review MPA's only because I have seen so many, and I never remember names and which spa I actually see them at. I do however put effort into writing my outcall reviews, which I am sure is what I am more famous or infamous for. But regardless if it is fictional or not let's not be too hard on GD here, as he was only trying to add a little spice to these sometimes bland boards. If it wasn't for the writers these threads and boards would be boring, and life is boring enough. So keep up the good work Golfdude, looking forwaard to your next...

 

[coopchic]

Hey Spode,

Ahah.... I found the post you were referring to. There was a LOL following that sentence.

I don't know anything about you. The joke was that I was explaining RT's MO and claiming that I could do the same for other long time posters. Those names were just picked because they've been around a long time.