Review:The Sorpranos-Tony gets whacked

[Amanda B]

Holy fuck are you sensitive.

Some guy said that your review had to be the most creative by far, which I thought was disrespectful to Ref because Ref's reviews are far and away the most creative.

If I knew posting a link to the most creative reviews on the board would make you throw a whiney bitch fit, I wouldn't have. My deepest apologies buttercup.

PS AWESOME REVIEW!!!!!!!! YEAH MAN!!!!!!! Do you feel better now?

 

[Judy]

Well Pool I did try.

Spode,

RT asked and I gave an honest answer. Besides your not the only one who told me and its not like a secret anymore, hasn't been for a long time. Are you still hitting on Tia or has she banned you yet?


I see that when you go away for a while the board goes to shit, next time tell Team Canada to reschedule around Board Dramas. I still havent read that other thread but when the responses go whack it looks like a long night, luckily I got my massage in early.

VBB

 

[Newrean]

Actually Fuck You and Ignore work well together, in that order.

I don't like to use Ignore.



I see what you mean Pool by your PM about truths.

Like I said same MO.

What you said ...



An unobtrusive start some might say ...



I take that to be insulting and figuring that this was the SECOND time around as GD did show that just gives your post a different meaning. Do you understand what I am saying BUTTERCUP. Not a question.

In regards to being SENSITIVE, are you not as well. After all you took that others guys remarks to heart and felt that you should come out and say something. You could have said it in a nicer tone but you did not.

Your sarcasm is noted, similar to you apology to Sophie @ SRM, which means that they are only words, similar to what I am typing now.

Remember I am just using your own words.

VBB

 

[Caliban]

VBB,

Nice touch by calling me Krusty instead of Rusty. I would have figured someone as self-important as yourself would never stoop so low as to come up with cheesy nicknames. No wonder I think you're so lame. You couldn't even come up with an original pet name for me.

Now, please go to HFH and gather info from Vanessa, Ivana, Jenn, etc to find out what a mean and horrible guy I am,so you can come on here and feel important.

It's sad that my opinion means so much to some of you.

 

[Kai]

This is one of the funniest things I have read on here in a long time, you talking about somebody's integrity. You would never say one thing and do another, would you Spode? You blasted PHNINE in this thread here:

http://massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=1115312#post1115312

for bumping up an old thread and adding nothing. I guess this most be a different Spode who bumped up an old thread and added absolutely nothing:

http://massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=86248&page=4

You also blasted PHNINE about doing reviews yet you and he have the same number of reviews posted in the massage section since he joined:1

Yeah, you are the poster boy for integrity Spode. he he he.

You are right about this being a great thread though, as it showed what some members here are all about, and it isn't sliding.

The Terd Burglar- I would tell you to eat shit but given your handle, chowing down a steaming pile of shit has got to be an important part of your diet. Here's a simple idea even a guy who steals shit can understand, DON'T READ MY REVIEWS. Problem solved.

Fists of Fury- Same idea for you- DON'T READ MY REVIEWS. Problem solved.

Pool- You are a saint as I have taken your suggestion and put some members on ignore and the massage forum improved greatly.

IL,Tao,Anand,Phnine,Softhands,TLM,Al Cohol,Nominis,Ivanatinkle,Big M,Tito Santana,Entrepreneur Guy,Jayss,Naked Joker- Thanks for your positive comments!

VBB- Thanks for your comments especially. I have bought myself a slinky and named it after a member here. It's amazing how much my slinky and that member are alike as they both are so predictable and they are content to do the same thing over and over again.

Frankcastle- Thanks for your comments also. You are a true slider. You do more than your share of reviews and also provide lots of information other than reviews, and also are willing to answer questions from newbies. I am glad you are an active member here!

Unlike the incall/outcall forums which are mostly about hobbying, the massage forum unfortunately has 3 different groups.

The clowns, guys who for whatever reason contribute very little to the forum other than the same tired old jokes and who like to ridicule other members of the board. They are a sorry lot, worthy of pity not anger.

The hobbyists- guys who understand that this is an expensive hobby and share information and experiences to best spend their hard earned money.

The lurkers- by far the largest group and the great unknown. Hobbyists hope that these lurkers become hobbyists, but it happens far to infrequently.

I am going to continue to hobby like a motherfucker and share my adventures from the table. If you don't like my reviews, don't read them. Put me on ignore, as I have already done the same thing with some members here.

 

[zeeba]

Some might say 'fuck' and 'ignore you' work well together, in that order.

bow down

 

[Silent Arty!]

Thanks GD,

To be honest I might be hanging up the towel. Don't want to jinx it.

But as many will be quick to point out..... I'll probably be back. Hell no need to check in or out I've got the masterkey. That's what they give the caretaker. LOL.

To the lurkers,

You already went far enough and registered. Please post some reviews. I've posted reviews on about half the girls at B&S and many of the girls of IT who you can still find around town. That's literally thousands of dollars worth of info. Since most of us are here to see women we'd rather read reviews rather than about each other's butts.

 

[shadow_nochbvolk]

In GD's defense I'd be pissed to have my real reviews compared to fake reviews about people on massageplanet.net.

 

[sunnygirl0140]

The fact of the matter is I don't review MPA's. I have been to so many spas and seen so many over the years that I lose track of who is where. If you noticed my one review in the massage section was an outcall massage by Steph. I am an outcall hobbyist and that is where the bulk of my reviews are. Although I value and enjoy reading the MPA reviews, it is just not my cup of tea. I'll leave it to VBB, Frank, Golfdude, and the rest to review the MPA's. When it comes to outcall SP's, that is more my fortay. So anyone that thinks that I don't contribute to this board can just take a look at my track record. I might not be that active in the massage section of this board, but I put in alot of contribution in the outcall section. I have built some credibility on this board and don't appreciate being accused of bumping old threads when others do it as well.

As for Spode, I agree that perhaps I shouldn't have bumped a controversial thread, but then again who gives a shit. I was only doing what many do on this board, and that is post to create chatter. I think I have as much integrity as anyone on this board.

BTW, thanks Golfdude for bringing this to my attention.

 

[nota-loka]

PH9,

Don't think anyone was accusing you of not contributing. I noticed GD mentioned you twice.... once to say thanks and once in reference to Spode but that seemed more like a shot a Spode.

Yeah I did notice your stuff in the outcall section. I think I have 3 reviews in that section.

 

[reys]

Out of curiosity I looked to see how many reviews I've made there are at least 38 reviews that I started plus there may be one or two where I tacked it on to someone else's review. Damn when you multiply that by $150 (as a minimum) that come out to alot of money and a conservative estimate. Then throw in all the repeats.... fuggedaboutit.

 

[cheesecake]

Maybe I read it wrong, but I think Spode was accusing me of not reviewing.

 

[Blondie7]

Just keeping you on your toes while I get a chuckle over the cheap laughs.

Your comments are just as lame and as fickle as ever, you amuse me, I started on that first, you are just a copy.

Hmmm, isn't that something from Rev's book when he got paranoid, fact of the matter was I never asked and as he found out too late I bluffed and he fell for it, well Pool fell for it first and then Rev did after. Why tell a bunch of people when he and others can do it for me and on 3 different boards to boot. It was a brillient strategy and it paid off. He is very silent now, that must mean something afterall action, or inaction in his case, speaks louder than words.

Besides I don't need to go to HFH, it's not my style, you have given me and the readers more than enough.

Now as for you ... your opinion only means something in your own mind.

No one here takes you seriously.

VBB

PS. Thank you for continuing to play MY game, I have to go now, I do have a life and the Rose Bowl has started.



Might get confused with "Fuckin Whore" if said to fast, but yes.

 

[Krystyn H]

GD:

It's always a pleasure reading your reviews.

Don't be concerned by what some have to say, coz at the end of the day if you can't please them you can at least please YOURSELF....

The search function is everybody's friend, and it doesn't take long to figure out who's trying to make massageplanet.net a valuable resource...

Some guys don't have big MP budgets but they still write when they can and that's COOL

Sometimes I'll get PM's from guys asking WHAT they should say and HOW they should say it. I always respond that ANY review is valuable coz it's better for a massageplanet.netite to read 10 different opinions rather than 1. As for style... well... everybody has their own and I don't think it's fair to compare one person to the next...

.... personally I just want to read about HOT BABES getting oily, and if the massageplanet.netite has fun that usually "cums" through loud and clear !!!

Keep up the good work...

 

[KEELEY]

It's possible I have a short memory for anything not related to MPAs.

Think we could all use that (a short memory) sometimes.

 

[Ronald H]

Oh my goodness.

I guess when you're getting verbally ruined, your last option is to change my name to "FAKEBISEXUALHOMOPHOBIC" Try not to get so worked up, VBB. You notice how I didn't resort to calling you names. You know you're losing the debate when you resort to childish name calling. Good job.

Wow, you're grade 5 level insults and humor is superb.No wonder you have to pay women to pretend to like you.

 

[kellie f]

Thank you again ... to quote you earlier:



Your personal opinion is that when you get to name calling that you lose the battle, so if YOU name call then you are losing ... therefore, you just lost to GD.

In my personal opinion, I like to use it against an opponent to draw him out and get inside his mind ... looks like I did just that. Not bad for a supposed 5th grader wouldn't you say.

Who is getting verbally ruined again? Your burning yourself with your own words.

I believe that you pay women as well, do you not. As for them liking me ... it's a fantasy not reality you should know that by now being a veteran slider.

You are too easy, way too easy.

VBB

 

[Poojy :)]

thanks.

 

[Yep]

best post ever

 

[diamondflower]

LOL. Its true though. The reason I don't review MPA's is because I always ask for their real names. And by the time I am out fo there I forget the names they advertise by. And since I am only in there for 45 mins, I tend to forget things very easily. Getting a massage for me was always about getting off when I felt like it. Maybe it was after work, after clubbing, after a party. And there are so many jerk joints that aren't advertised it is hard to keep track of who is who and where they whack. MP's for me was always just you go and see who is available. If there was a wait, I would leave or proceed to the next closest spa. I didn't go see MPA's becuase of reviews that I saw. It was always just what was available at the given time.

As for Outcall SP's...that is a whole different experience. You research, you lurk, you read reviews, and book accordingly. massageplanet.net for me was always about Outcall/Incall SP's rather then MPA's.

Now don't get me wrong, I know there is value in the massage section becuase there is alot of people that only go to MP's rather then getting escorts. But again, for me massageplanet.net was always about the escorts and not the MPA's. I mean that is why it is called the Toronto ESCORT Review Board...right?