I have to totally agree with your post. I called around and got 2 call backs.
they were wearing masks. Only one attendant and customer in spa at one time.
Everything is sanitized , long showers taken by attendants as described.
They sanitize your hands.
While they did peel their clothes off , some were a bit hesitant at first with "touching" around open orifices,
The only difference is I was asked why I didnt wear a mask.
My response was this whole covid thing is a Deep State psy-op in co-ordination with Gloabalists and I wasn't afraid.
I dont think they knew what the hell I was saying
IMO going to a spa makes more sense than standing in a 6 ft diameter circle in a Toronto park. When are people going to wake up!