So I just came out of this place.
I usually try to provide unbiased, realistic reviews, but unfortunately, this review probably won't be indicative of what usual customers might get.
The place is nicely located, and is pretty quiet at the time I went (at night). Walking into the place, I'm fairly please with the decor/setting. Quiet (I was the only customer), nice music, clean. I was led to a room by the attendant. She's quite pretty, with a bit of size to her (not fat, just wider frame). But that's subjectively because she's MCOT.
Asked how long, I bring up the $100hh promo, with intensions to bump to 60mins. What do you know, she doesn't know about it. Quotes me for 260 for the hr. What the fuck. I only had 150 on me. As I was ready to walk, she says 150 will get me hh fs. I'm like whatever, let's try it.
After usual shower, I get on the table. The massage was great. Better than the half-assed ones from other holistics. Medium strength, head to toe. Teasing was nice.
Now, I'm slightly larger than average (or so I'm constantly told). I'm not showing off, this is important for the review. She got scared. She tried CBJ, a bit toothy. I toss it up to due to my size. On the main course, she couldn't get pass the tip of my dick in. So she's like let's try mish and if it doesn't work, I'll give you back 50 bucks. No luck. I'm like no problem. I'm not here to hurt her, as I want her to enjoy as well.
Now I've seen my fair share of MPAs and SPs. Sure most say I'm large, but I've only had one situation where a girl tapped out, and it was also with a related spa. Pink from VIP spa.
So at this point I'm like fuck it let's just end it quick with a HJ. It goes on for 10 fucking mins. I don't know why, since I'm usually quick with HJ, but this time I just couldn't do it. She varied it up, but in my mind I was done. So after jackhammering my dick, I finish. Again, not her fault, her technique was good, my mind was gone.
After the shower, she asked me if I wanted water. I'm like yes plz. She hands me water from a fountain in a cup. I expected bottled water (and was actually looking forward for that bottled water). Also, bottled water is safer, but I do commend the fountain water from a pollution point of view.
At this point I'm like, let me just get out of here and end my night. I walk out with my cup of water, nearly spilling on the iced sidewalk.
Oh, I also forgot about getting the 50 bucks back from not being able to fit me and still ended up paying 150.
Look. I'm not out to give an unfavourable review, because other people may have had a great experience with this spa. I wanted to like this spa because it's convenient, discrete and with pretty attendants. And that's also why I'm not sharing her name because I'm not out to throw shade at anyone. Also, she didn't technically do anything wrong. But the collection of circumstances above added up to me not having had the greatest night.
Would I repeat? I would honestly like to, but even if I might be too large, if they honored the promo, or honored the revised price (return difference if they can't provide fs) and if bottled water is given so customers don't spill it as they walk out during the winter, then my experience would be more positive and would consider coming back.
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