Tips on the Top MPAs that every guy should know

[Mutt for the Truth]

Is that a polite way of saying you'd like to slip her some wood?

Wow, I didnt make the MPA Squared list at all.... *pout*

 

[GodZilla]

"Oh, just take the award and sit down. Enough already with the lengthy award acceptance speeches."

 

[SecurityAnalyst]

No way GD, your wrong about the Sensuality. She provides more than
enough. Your way off mark with your comments here. There is plenty of
positive posts on here about her.

On another note, disagree with #2 Alicia. Probably the most Boring MPA.
Agree on #6 Raquel. The worst Attitiude and Crustiest MPA.

 

[Nathan S]

Well, for us all we all have things that work for us and don't... as well as the typical ymmv situation. I'm going to turn the tables now,,,, I have spoken with some MPA's in my time and they have told me some tips to keep the session more enjoyable....

1- be groomed, at least look somewhat decent down there,,, we all like our women to be groomed, so, you can too.. (i know I haven't at times, and the session does suffer) she's not so into it.
2- keep it for what it is,,, just a fantasy or a cheap thrill (no pun intended) actually an expensive thrill if you look at it... $120 for 30 mins.... even my doctor makes less in 30 mins. Don't be asking for tel #s or dates as they hear this all the time,, gets annoying, they are trying to do their jobs, and I know its tempting, I am guilty of it,, but if you strike up a conversation you may run into eachother somewhere in public i.e. mall, or bar... there you can go for more if it's there... (this I realized before but thank you! you know who you are)
3-follow her lead,,,, if she's being conservative,,, make sure you are too!!
4-always be polite,,, good manners goes a long way...

Now,,, these are my tips,,, what have worked for me,,, they may or may not work for you... but,,, hey, this is not a popularity contest.

Finally my list of MPAs and MPS

1-Best in hygiene and cleanliness - SRM, PA, and Allure
2-Most disappointing MP - Blue pearl,,,, looks great inside, but they haven't fixed or maintained the place.....
3-Best MPA - Christina @ SRM,,, never been with the legend Tarah, but others say she's a legend, who am I to disagree.
4-Worst MPA - Have had a few, too many to mention here,, forgot their names luckily and places of work.... Always get a NR first.. test the water.
5-Worst location MP - Alpha Care. Yes they are located in Toronto, but taking an elevator a few floors is inconvenient, but hey their hours of operation 24 -7 makes up for it...

There will be diamonds in the rough everywhere,,, sticking with the regulars and regular places is all good, but I like to try a new place or new attendant to sweeten things up a bit.

 

[Jolene L]

Some good advice there Tudman!

 

[Maggie B]

If anyone has patience and guts to know a good human being who is warm hearted& different than her competitiors in the world of massage is Christina. Plus she is totally DDD-Free, which really makes a great difference to some of the clients, & is not artificial.
I truly request not to flame this thread, everyone has a right to his opinion, so GOODLUCK Ladies/Gentleman for your own opinions. massageplanet.net is a clean forum, please do not make it look negative!

 

[joshua b]

I really should stay in town more often...

Thank you ladies.

VBB

 

[Valarie]

DDT was banned about 35 years ago.

 

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[Bahhhh]

further to Tudman's point; here are some additional thoughts which may benefit the newbie's in the crowd

http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=223911

 

[John Doe 1st]

Thank you too Crystal.

 

[zcall27]

Thanks sweetie.

...hmmmmm, let's see........payday's tomorrow and after paying of my bills I have how much left over to hobby.............

 

[Matthew]

I had very unique session with Raquel, she is one of the best MPA in GTA. Brittney is always creative and sexy, did not seen Christina @srm yet, but I have seen Christina @Platinum what a freaking chica?

 

[Pompal 09.]

I was just at Soft Hands last night. Derry and Bramelea.

I was coming home from the Airport Strip, just a few blocks away, and I thought I'd stop in to check and see if there was any new talent. Suprisingly, this HOT 5'7, "Girl Next Door" type, named Trinity walks out. She could easily be in Maxim Magazine, and probably shouldn't be working in a massage parlour! LOL. Definitely a must see a.s.a.p, because she'll be outta this bizz before we know it! I wish there was photo's to post, but she actually just started as an MPA yesterday! I could of been her first She says she's actually doing shifts between Blue Lagoon and Soft Hands... The same owner supposedly.

I think Trinity of Soft Hands/Blue Lagoon and Melody of Airport Golden Spa are easily the most beautiful, young and firm girls working in the Massage industry today. If you want a Brunnette than go for Trinity... If your taste is Blonde, go for Melody! I could give you a money back gaurantee on either! LOL.

 

[Shaylon G]

well allegedly is the key word and might suggest you go see her before you make that judgement. Or have you already and just wanna grind that axe more? Just a thought. And Raquel classy? Holy shit no! Guess everyone has thier idea of classy but when i saw her she swore like a trucker and talked shit that made me blush..lol nothing wrong with that at all but "classy" is not what i think of when i think of Raquel.

That being said, Ive always had a really intense, sensual and fun time with Christina. She's always been very polite, complimentary, good manners and well sexy as all hell..Just my opinion of course. But really Hank you should go see her and see for yourself if you havent already

 

[themostbeautifulqirlever]

re: raquel... 100% true.
she thinks she hot shit.

too young and naive.. to realize that the veterans can put her to shame..

and shes got an attitude that stinks.

violet at airport golden is the exact same way...

attitude stinks.

 

[Pompal 09.]

best attitude: Sabrina @ HFH.
best veteran: tie> Brooke and Claudia @ HFH

Best Rookie: MELODY @ airport golden. ( gorgeous.. but very tall and not for everyone..)

craziest fun"?? a russian girl that went by the name of Kelly in Brampton that disappeared ?

 

[Sageandscholar]

absolutely are you entitled to your opinion but its not a true one to others that represents the woman in question if you havent indeed seen her yourself (?) Only true to you. Anyway you are entitled to that of course and your choice not to see her is yours as well. And you are also correct that she doesnt need nor want (I assume) your biz, the lady is booked solid and for good reason IMHO!

 

[AFR-CAM]

Becks.....why don't you just go see Christina and see for yourself.....you'll be happy you did.

 

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