Ha ha ha, this thread has me thinking back to a few years ago about my second or third trip to an MP. The attendant unintentionally showed me how important "anal hygiene" is. I had opted for the NR and she was on the table... as I was massaging her cheeks it "shore warn't no rose" I was smelling.... I probably should have said something but I tuned my attention northwards and got back on the table pronto.
Ever since I have showered before and scubbed it good! Its more fun when the attendants can ply their trade in pleasant "surroundings"!