Valentine's Day with a MPA

[Linda C]

I just seen that phrase "Bukakkee" the other night on TV.
WOW. If I had not seen it, I would not know what you were
refering to. I seen this type of porno about 2 years ago where
this new concept was performed. They pay the guys $50
to release on the girl. HIV tests are mandatory before hand
and the direction of the film, as the director stated, was
less difficult than your run of the mill porn. Sex TV always
has great topics and new ideas arising from the sex industry
as a whole. But that Bodyslide thread with the video was
fascinating. Wow. It was very artistic to me. The moves, the
gentle, almost snake-like motions on the client. What agility!

 

[JAMES]

If this is what you consider "downright nasty" you
must bore the hell out of women in bed. I hope you
are a better f**k than you are writer!

 

[Brett E]

You have to love a test about sexual aptitude/enlightenment. They
are so interesting. Cosmo (magazine for women), the
one I hate, yet find it constantly shown to me by other
women, have some quiz's that, in my preference, are not
educational for me or enlightening. Example:

1. You like your man to be romantic in bed, which of the
following would you prefer your beau to try to initiate the act:
a) Rose pedals scattered from the front door to the bed
b) A candlelit dinner with Sade playing as you dine
c) A poem he wrote, read to you as you cuddle in bed
d) Sweet nothings whispered in your ear followed by a solo
guitar song of a Michael Bolton classic

No, No, No, & No. I need not be warmed up by this type romance
to become excited about sex. But everybody has their different
turn-on's and that's cool but it's just not for me.

 

[Crimson Moth]

Deal! But I'm not fronting the cost for the food! LOL

 

[Tiki-Man Jenkins]

From valentine's day to bukkake ... astounding : )

 

[.....]

Your information is limited. I won't get into the details
of the spa's you mentioned and who helps run what. Douchebags
is commonly known as a term for females as it is a product
used by females. Regardless, you feel the need to verbally
abuse a spa and or it's owners, instead of just mentioning
their name to be included in your roster. So to elaborate,
you would like these owners to call a staff meeting and
require their attendants to perform this type of bodyslide.
No owner/management demands an attendant to perform a service
that they would like included in their massage options. Options
such as the original bodyslide and shower massages and pussie
slides were created by mpa's. These options became so popular
that they were incorporated into the menu. Mpa's who do not
like bodyslides, shower massages, etc...find employment at
spa's that do not provide these services.


If this "new option" is slowly introduced into MP, then again, the mpa has this option if this is something she would like to engage in. Demanding this from an establishment you frequent is not only rude and self-centered, but probably an insult to the spa's that try so hard to accomodate their clients with their existing menu, only to hear from you that this is WHAT YOU WANT!
Of course, many men would love to see this as an option, however
it is not your place to dictate what options MP's should contain.
State your concern for new towels, or bigger massage tables,
or the return of your fav mpa.

Do you e-mail your favourite restaurants and demand that the
chefs create dishes you heard about in France? Do you call
all your favourite body shops and demand that they polish
your rims on your next lube change because a place in Florida
does it? Or maybe your dry cleaner should have their employees
deliver your clothes directly to your home?

You could of saved yourself some embarassment by simply
stating that it would be nice if we had these services
here. Simple as that.

 

[Superior Jeans]

I would prefer a bit more refined repast. How about Barilla pasta with a rich Alfredo sauce, a la rose, instead of the Kraft Dinner? Add appropriate amounts of crushed chilli pepper and serve with an appropriate wine.

Now, what will we do for the Vienna snausage?????? Ah, yes, some of our home-made Calabrese supressata, that we just put into the cantina to cure this past weekend, once it is ready, along with an oven-fresh filone.

Che sciagura, essere un'italiano nell'estere......................

 

[Carlee]

Che sciagura - maybe not quite a disaster but certainly siamo figli persi.

 

[Artman]

I think this maybe getting out of hand. First of all I APOLOGIZE for my insults and flames at you. But because I have a big mouth and have to have the last word I will answer the below because I will be the only one putting words in my own mouth



Yes but most men use douchebag as a derrogatory term for other men



If you have ever been to either Alphacare or Bluepeal for a massage with one of their beautiful ladies and have been verbally abused by ownership and management than I think you would understand.



This is a free country and nobody has to do anything they don't want, just like someone women don't offer Bodyslides at all, or some girls will not do duos, or some girls will not get into the hottub or shower with you, even though those MPA's work at high-profile spas that have these items posted on there menu already. I did not make any demands. I said






It is not my right to dictate. I am not the owner of the spa. However I did not dictate anything nor would I. I did request it and I did put it in big bold red letters, but I guess this is not my right either.





Have you heard of the expression captalism and free market economy. If the above is not offered, I will ask, negotiate and than close the deal. By the way the owner of my dry cleaner delivers my laundry to my office and my home, because I asked them if this was available and was willing to pay extra . This is now standard practise for this dry cleaner and their business is booming. But I guess you operate your business without any input or criticism from your clientele. Who's self-centred now

 

[Peachy]

ouch..not sure I deserved that...

btw,
I'm a great F**k AND a Great writer!!! of course, my opinion may be biased

 

[Pompal 09.]

Now, now. You're forgetting the many interesting questions RS posted, gear toward service improvements and offerings. She often advocate on our behalf. Self-centered, hardly.

I guess I have detection company. How fast can you write Spode got off the wrong side of bed this morning and he appologize 1000 times?

American bukkake is a bit extreme. I get the sense some women find bukkake offensive as it degrades them, being treated as sex objects rather than love mate.

I was nearly slapped in the face when I accidently got a drop or two on MPA's hair just after she finished telling me don't worry, "I'm a professional" but I was so out of control that time... Granted it was her hair, and all girls love their hair. Hate to think if I got her in the face.

 

[carnation]

You have to love a test about sexual aptitude/enlightenment. They
are so interesting. Cosmo (magazine for women), the
one I hate, yet find it constantly shown to me by other
women, have some quiz's that, in my preference, are not
educational for me or enlightening. Example:

1. You like your man to be romantic in bed, which of the
following would you prefer your beau to try to initiate the act:
a) Rose pedals scattered from the front door to the bed
b) A candlelit dinner with Sade playing as you dine
c) A poem he wrote, read to you as you cuddle in bed
d) Sweet nothings whispered in your ear followed by a solo
guitar song of a Michael Bolton classic

No, No, No, & No. I need not be warmed up by this type romance
to become excited about sex. But everybody has their different
turn-on's and that's cool but it's just not for me.[/QUOTE]

Ok RS: in a perfect world for a man I will give you a breakdown

a) clothes scattered everywhere, from front door to bedroom.
b) AC/DC playing as you chow on Domino,s pizza & drink Heineken.
c) cuddling in bed then asking softly in your ear "do you spit or swallow?"
d) in the morning he gingerly says "coffee,s on the table" "and make me
a Tuna on Rye" before you leave.

Now I,m not saying every man goes by this Philosophy. Everyone is
different of course in terms of romance.

Btw: listening to Michael Bolton & Sade, is,nt that capital punishment in
this Country? Lol..

 

[edie]

I actually have rarely seen American Bukkake ( sounds like American Graffiti ) However, the first time and among the only times I've witnessed Japanese Bukkake, for lack of a better way to put it, I pretty much had an emotional "melt down".

It seems, that in general, they really try to play up the "degradation" thing as her not enjoying it that much, whereas in the North American versions the girl seems more willing and "in control" - I could be wrong. I suppose in the end as long as no one is being coerced in the obvious sense, that's all that matters within the context of the event. I suppose a mono facial is that much more intimate *shrugs*. A while back I looked up the definition of what constitutes Bukkake and evidently some will say it should involves 8 or more men. Go figure.

I'm staying the hell way from underlying blah blah blah ... at least for a while : )



PS Slow down with the clothes, leave on stockings and boots [her not me], change AC/DC to NIN, scrap the pizza etc, have her whisper, "eat me" ... and, "I'll make the tea if you make the pancakes".

__________________
My favourite position is 68 ; I go down on you and you owe me 1

 

[A pocket full of stones]

I haven't taken a test from Cosmo etc. but I've never attempted any of the 4 (anything I write tends to be slightly sarcastic, so I've stayed off poetry.
I HAVE had pretty good success with
Sushi and Sake followed by a nice DVD of a romantic comedy ("Wedding Singer" always works ).

 

[Lisa N]

Ok RS: in a perfect world for a man I will give you a breakdown

a) clothes scattered everywhere, from front door to bedroom.
b) AC/DC playing as you chow on Domino,s pizza & drink Heineken.
c) cuddling in bed then asking softly in your ear "do you spit or swallow?"
d) in the morning he gingerly says "coffee,s on the table" "and make me
a Tuna on Rye" before you leave.

Now I,m not saying every man goes by this Philosophy. Everyone is
different of course in terms of romance.

Btw: listening to Michael Bolton & Sade, is,nt that capital punishment in
this Country? Lol..[/QUOTE]


In a perfect world for this woman, I will give you a breakdown:

a) Clothes peeled off, belly chain, g-string, and stiletto's remaining
b) 1 hour massage (with Kama Sutra oil), that follows with devouring the world's best aphrodisiac foods fed to eachother
c) proceed to the shower and bring a chair with you and discover
how oil and water create the perfect slipping/sliding movements
for fore-play (flexibiltiy is mandatory)
d) the last words mutually spoken should be: "Your desire's
would be my pleasure"

These of course, should be done with your sexual soul mate who's
shared interest is to bring a certain depth and devotion to please and be pleased on to eachother.

 

[johnny4nuthin]

In a perfect world for this woman, I will give you a breakdown:

a) Clothes peeled off, belly chain, g-string, and stiletto's remaining
b) 1 hour massage (with Kama Sutra oil), that follows with devouring the world's best aphrodisiac foods fed to eachother
c) proceed to the shower and bring a chair with you and discover
how oil and water create the perfect slipping/sliding movements
for fore-play (flexibiltiy is mandatory)
d) the last words mutually spoken should be: "Your desire's
would be my pleasure"

These of course, should be done with your sexual soul mate who's
shared interest is to bring a certain depth and devotion to please and be pleased on to eachother.[/QUOTE]

Nicely said RS! True class unlike some perv here. *cough* lol.. [/QUOTE]

 

[Barbara S]

Just add French Toast in the morning and Goodtime would be in Shangri La.