What a deal on CL!!!!

[James Louis]

Sexy, Attractive Woman Providing Massage - w4m - 26

Hurry up fox,b4 she really fills up!

I made a quick inquiry to this lady after seening her ad this morning http://toronto.craigslist.org/ers/307686645.html. Guess what I recieved one of the most bizzare response along with her pic. Here is what it said in a nutshell...

She will be available this coming monday bight between 7 - 10 PM and her price is $150 per hour for an erotic massage where 'the session ends with a release.' (her words not mine). Also she states that she "have to be sure that you are free from any conditions such as herpes, cold sores, blisters,etc. for both our safety. I appreciate your honesty"

Let me see if I can rephrase that - I will basically have to wait for monday night with enthusiasm where she will come in and inspect me for some STD and afterwards I will recieve a back rub with a hand release. All this for a bargain price of $150. What can I say, I am totally sold!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whatever some of the girls on CL is smoking these days, It must be good, because I am thinking of changing my supplier.

Oh by the way she also wanted me to "Please send me a pic with your response"... Go figure this one out.

 

[Baby ANimal]

CAN A MOD PLEASE MOVE THIS TO THE MASSAGE FORUM?




Normally I would yell shill... but I think this reply is meant to be sarcasm.

Either way, and take this FWIW, but I actually know the person who placed this ad. Its worded the way it is because she really IS just a normal mid-20's woman, and since she's not a pro, and probably wont be doing this for a long time, she has legitimate concerns about who she sees.

I also know that she IS extremely generous... the session is a minimum of a massage/release, but she doesnt watch the clock, she will more than likely go wayyyyy over time, and if the chemistry is right things have a chance to get significantly more interesting. Again, she doesnt have a menu because she's not a pro, and if she's into the session... well.... it really WILL be a bargain at $150.

And yes, she does ask for pictures so she knows what to expect. If you have a problem with it (and I can understand that many clients would), simply dont see her. Its not a business, you're dealing with a real independent non-pro.

Don't PM me, I wont go into any more detail than I've posted here.

 

[BilligCialis]

Yes it was a sarcasm, but It was meant as a coutionary sarcasm.



Actually, you knowing her and defending her attempt to charge $150 for a HJ does sound like a real Shill. "Normal mid-20's woman"? As oppose to what? Are the other Pro SPs abnormal 60 somethings. And if she won't be doing this for long, good for her. It is better to get a normal 9-to-5 job and get paid like the rest of us, rather than try to come up with a scam like that.



exteremly generous? Extermely generous is when you get a half hour massage and a release for 50 bucks or so? wouldn't you agree.



For $150 an hour she better be into it and find the chemistry. Otherwise, there is already enough fish in the water for any of us to deal with her chemistry issues. SP stands for service provider. Have you every walked into an establishment and told there not in the mood after they take your money? Noop, I doubt it would work for long!!



Why Pics? IS she looking for a potential husband. No sorry you can't have your cake and eat it too. Most of probably pay for it because we may not get it for free from who ever we like to see.

Did you say it is not a buisness? I will tell you what makes it a buisness, If it is $150 an hour , then it is a buisness. Ever had an indy plummer work in your house, do a shitty job and tell you he is not a buisness. My friend, You must think before you speak.



No, I will not PM you, since you have failed to see the logic behind your false reasoning, just let me point out to you that most of the time it is quite easy to defending almost anything you feel like, but if it fails the basic test of common sense, then all the reasoning behind it does not make it correct.

 

[Aubery Drake]

DUDE.........the girl can charge whatever she wants, she doesn't have to explain herself to you or anybody else. GET OVER IT

 

[mit Pricund]

Actually Dave, you're the one who isnt thinking before you speak. $150 an hour is cheaper than going to a MP. MM said she is generous with her time, meaning you might get 1.5 hours for $150.

And as Fabulous said, get over it, she can charge whatever she wants.

 

[One Remiss Savant]

Here we go again, every time someone post something that is not in tune with the massageplanet.net gurus like MM, their groupies follow up with the usual ganging up to defend their buddies. Who gives a rats ass what ur opinion is on the matter mr Sheik. Oh by the way, go ahead ban me, that is all you do when ever you hear from someone that does not agree with your eternal wisdom. This place has lost credibility lond time ago... So I don't really give a shit//

 

[Omer]

Someone obviously woke up in the wrong side of the bed.

 

[HOT GUY CON]

If she's so hung up on pictures, why doesn't she show hers in the ad? I also have to mention that $150 is too much for a hj even for an hour. A lot of places charge $80 to $100 for 60 mins so why is $150 so cheap?

Also, I have to agree with Davecar. When you charge money for performing a service it becomes a business.


x

 

[BMWbuyerGoGo]

oh man it's a fucked up world we live in, when we allow somebody to run their business their own way

 

[im a loser]

With a grand total of 6 posts to your name, I think its you who lacks credibility around here. If you dont give a shit, why put so much time and effort into this thread?

I offered my take on this topic because I actually know the person who posted the ad. Nothing more, nothing less. She's just an acquaintance, but knowing her background and situation I tried to offer some insight that you (or others) would not know. Merely trying to put your objections in the proper context, so there's no reason to get your panties in a twist.

Most spas charge $100-$140 for 1/2 hour appointment (door fee + tips) that includes BOTH the massage and the finish. She's asking for $150 for the hour, and from what I know that is the absolute minimum amount of time you will get (and the absolute minimum level of services you may get). Name another independent massage girl or escort who charges less for an hour.

I dont give a shit if you see her, dont see her, hate her, flag her posts, use her services or not. But you're showing your ignorance in criticizing something before you have all the facts, and by clearly demonstrating that you have no grasp on what girls in this business really charge.

 

[I heart you]

You've already been banned several times Dave.....all for the same reason, dumping on someone because she's "not in tune" with your expectations. You've never contributed anything other than negativity. So explain to us why we should keep you around this time. Obviously you do give a shit because you keep coming back.

I've had disagreements with a lot of people but I dont ban them just because of a disagreement, they get banned because they broke the posting guidelines and conditions of membership on this board REPEATEDLY

 

[TDWP]

What the hell is wrong with some of these SP guys and there comments on MPA's?

I questioned the smarts of one of these individuals who asked what happened in the top session at a quality spa.

So he sent me a PM

"dream on buddy..you are being taken for a ride....and anything less than BBFS with hot looking chicks is a waste of YOUR money....take care"

Outstanding.