What Women Really Want.

[I Love Fun]

I am way behind in movie watching so I just saw the Mel Gibson movie, "What Women Really Want". Just for a few weeks, I would love to be able to read the minds of mpa's as they provide massage me. Mind you, it may be disheartening with comments such as; "Oh, not him again!" or " Would this guy hurry up an release already!" or "Man this guy is out of shape!" But then again, you may hear; "This guy is hot and sexy!" or "This guy really turns me on!" or "Oh yes, kiss me right there!". What else do you think mpa's may be thinking?

 

[Unixmen]

Or more likely...

"I will have to pick up the kids, cook dinner, do some laundry tonight, maybe I should pick up a movie to watch after I'm done the house work and the kids are in bed ... what did so and so mean when they said such and such ... oh this guy is at least bearable ... he took a shower and is friendly ... so I will make him feel like a king ... I knew that would make him smile, yawn ... I wonder if my schedule is full for the rest of the day, I need the money because I have just gone out and pre-spent it ... damn the towels must be done in the dryer ... this guy is just about ready for the shower, so I can fold them then ..."

Monkey observations...

 

[horsebackrider]

They're thinking; 1) I hope this guy at least spends the cash for a 30 min BS 2) I hope he's got a big dick 3) I hope he does'int smell 4) I hope he's cute with a nice body

 

[RATCHET]

Do you really think the could care less if you have a big or small dick?

 

[lovelyartist]

What do women want ?

CA $ H and lots of it

 

[Soprano Girl]

Im sure it makes the session more enjoyable for them.

 

[pokemon master]

According to some guys....the ladies are thinking
"I wish Sheik would post a review of me"
"Oh not Sheik again, I hate it when he uses his name to get extras"

According to me....
"Oh yeah, thats it, harder, harder...ohhh that feels soooo good getting my feet massaged" (or scalp, or hands or legs....)