Let me quess, you do this because you love us and not for the money? Dont get fucking sentimental. We all know why we do this shit.
In regards to your oxymoron statement, I said these are some of the thoughts that run through my head (above my neck). Sometimes I feel like I have had enough and I don't want to be massaged anymore. Someomes a head (above my neck) massage feels really good. If you haven't tried it on your clients, try it. They will thank you. And a much better reason especially for you is that you might get a tip out of it.