Blonde Extras Jodi on BGFE

[Kowshik]

Two people have made private comments to me about what I write being about me using my writing as a business tool but its NOT.
I can assure you, I really feel what I write... I may not be a lady and I may not be a wife but one thing I am is honest to a fault. Its my biggest defect.
Im not saying living a life not commiting to anyone isnt without its downfalls. I am lonely at times and lack certain social skills you get from being a couple and socializing with other couples. I have been called cold in relationships and one guy from here calls me "the ice queen".
Im warm and kind and great ...when you are a client. Try to kiss me, love me, comfort me, etc etc etc, Im pretty withdrawn.
Guys have been hurt by me and will probably continue to get hurt.
I dont want to have to be responsible for someone elses happiness.
Anyhow... this is all true its not to get you all interested so guys pleaseeee dont write me saying its all about business. Its the simply truth as ugly as it is.

 

[Shayesteh]

That just means they married the wrong woman and also lied to themselves.

 

[Mickey]

I think Jodi hit the nail on the head with her comment below. Love and sex are 2 different things. For men, sex is just sex, a way of release. Having sex with a woman does not mean you are in love with her. Sex should not be a test of how much you love the woman or not.

 

[Humoutodorn]

Many of the married guys I know would love it if their wives would suck their cocks ONCE A YEAR......... YOU know the old joke, but is true...........Why are women smiling when they walk down the aisle to the alter ????? THEY KNOW THEY HAVE GIVEN THEIR LAST BLOW JOB.....lolol

 

[Jonathan B]

Im capable of being commited to a relationship if I feel Im being treated with decency and respect. Its hard to find though.

 

[Darth Mike 420]

Who has a right to say you are wrong? Everyone has a different opinion.
I dont feel we are meant to be monogamous beings. Men are meant to spread their seed as far and wide as possible...its simply human nature.
Im not saying we havent evolved to a more advanced species but the truth is, most people are not capable of having sex with one person for the rest of their lives. Its simply not natural. Love and sex are two different things, it really is. You can love your wife with every cell in your body (which is trillions) but if you stray physically it doesnt mean you love her any less.
BUT im not an expert here. I have a real problem with commitment and dont think Im capable of it really. Ive been called the "guy" in the relationship before so maybe Im just blowing air up my skirt I dunno.
Its nice to see a romantic up here though.

 

[mandatory Frog]

I disagree, If you love someone, you should be faithful, If you want to stray don't be married or in a relationship to begin with, that's just me, I know 99.9% of the people here will disagree.

 

[PastorTom]

Sorry I didnt finish the story the other night, the kid walked in unexpectedly *cringe*.
You know you guys shouldnt be so down on your women lol.
Marriage makes things...comfortable. You lose passion but become best friends.
I dont believe in love but I believe in having a good partner which is the reason you should marry the girl who is your friend, not the hot sex girl.
Id like you guys to stop bashing your wives for a minute and think...
when is the last time you really did something for her?
Its all give and take boys. Have any of you ever gotten your lady to lie down and given her a massage for an hour straight without roaming into boobie and coochie territory? Just give her a massage and tell her, "this is for you, no sex!"
Do small meaningful things and when she asks why tell her its because you love her and you are feeling like things are getting stale and want to be more giving to her. Usually a woman will take the hint.
Why in the hell women want to get married I dont know.
THat being said, I do understand you guys arent getting enough and need this fun. Even happily married men should be getting some on the side, it makes for a happier marriage, really it does!!!!
Face it though, what wife wants to suck your cock every night? Sucking cock for long periods hurts our jaws as much as longtime coochie licking makes your tounges and neck tired. I licked a girls coochie once for 35 minutes STRAIGHT and that was with her sitting on my face... it was fun for 15 minutes only.

 

[Common Sense]

i wanna see jodi as i touchdown in manhattan tommorow

 

[Voldemar H. Guerta]

With the over-the-top pampering that the Manahattenites like to bestow onto their pets, you may want to think about branching out into doggie massage. I mean you're in the park already chatting it up with fellow dog lovers might as well make it more productive.

You can offer a combo: 10 dog massages get one human massage free (men only of course)

 

[Tamry]

A- effin - men. Right on the money.

 

[zonkers85]

HOW DOES ONE STOP A WOMAN FROM HAVING SEX?? YOU MARRY HER..... Yes Jodi you and many providers offer a (can't call it a service, it's MUCH MUCH MORE THEN THAT) GETAWAY.From the housefrow at home who usually won't even touch your dick, let alone give a back-rub, massage, pleasure or GFE. And we don't have the Mel Gibson and Howard Stern money to divorce sending wifety off with 500 million..... So our ONLY choices are to enjoy the short but pleasurable getaways with women like you........

 

[Tundsyday]

Thats funny, I was actually in your neck of the woods today walking around, getting some food, and the thought popped into my mind that it was not inconceivable to bump into you, I thought it woulda been funny. hah

and dont sell yourself short. You are gorgeous and im sure those wives were looking at you as walked by envying your looks just as much if not more!

 

[zzngkytg]

So my time is spent with the kids, the dog and work and studying for upcoming licensing. Hours a day are spent at the dog park with things being so slow.
For the first time in New York, I really finally feel like Im part of a community. Yayyyyy! I walk into the park with the dog and other dog lovers smile in greeting and genuine warmth. We sit and talk for hours, trading dog stories.
I realize my kid isnt as selfish and lazy as I sometimes believe her to be because today when one of our friends said we should clean the park up, we did. She picked up poop, cleaned until she sneezed 100 times, put really hard work into it.
Deep dumpters filled with poop , probably a month of layers of it, we dug out with gloves on. The two guys putting the muscle into it too treating us a friends and peers...not like we are hot girls.
Its all about the dogs.
We all sit and laugh and talk dog stories for hours.
Then I see a guy I have seen for .... this thing I do outside of my real life, called best gfe and he freezes as he sees me and then talks to me and we pretend we have never met one another, though he keeps looking at me. his dog is, ironically trying to lick MY dogs coochie,,how classic, we laugh at that.
Then his wife comes to the park.... and I get nervous because I could see the real fear on his face and she was beautiful and think and...everything Im not which makes me wonder why guys with hot wives see me.
The point is, Id never call you out guys so please if you see me anywhere in the city, I wont look your way or talk to you unless you talk to me.
Then when Im walking about of the park today, another one walks in

 

[Kallan]

That slide was amazing when you did it on me. Ugh, I have to get to Manhattan to see you in the near future. Jodi, you do amazing bodywork and my back needs you again.

Let me know when you'll be available next. Thanks.

 

[Legend]

That would work perfectly for me as well Jodi. I find it is "safer" for me to monger either on my way to work in the a.m. or during my lunch break.

 

[Pia Innes]

Thank you, I just laughed so hard the guy in the next office want's to know what is so funny...

THX

 

[oh, i see....]

So Im sliding over the top of his muscley back ... I put too much oil so Im using my legs and knees spreading it all out. The coordination this takes is difficult and he is a big guy so I use extra strength to try to balance my not-small-either body to control every muscle I have. My arms though...the gym and playing tug of war in the dog park have burned me out and my arms cant control the weight of my body sliding too quickly from his lower back up towards his shoulders.
In one swift horrifying movement its like Im in slow motion and know what is happening but I cant stop it... as I slide out of control over his entire back, up over his head and neck and fly freestyle through the air off of the massage table and go crashing into my dresser.
"Ouch" I say as I bang my head and fall into an incredibly undignified pose with my legs half splayed open and breathing hard.
We just stare at each other for a minute awkwardly and suddenly, to my delight he starts laughing. We start laughing so hard I have to put my hands down there and squeeze my legs together so I dont tinkle lol. He wipes tears from his eyes and says his stomach hurts from laughing so hard.
God that was fun! You were such a good sport about it Mr. G, thanks for making my day!

 

[Bemabeesque]

Cool, I'll keep that in mind for the future.

 

[Abby A]

Let me explain guys. Im totally willing to work in the mornings but things are very very slow so I use most of the morning in the gym at this point and start around noon. If I know ahead of time that someone is definately booking a morning appointment, Ill be ready to rumble.... but if nobody is calling I hit the gym.
If you would like an appointment before or by 12 noon let me know and Ill be happy to accomodate!