Blonde Extras Jodi on BGFE

[Justfur Questions]

Hi Sweetie

The fact that I haven't seen you in an inordinate amount of time does not translate into I am not thinking of you often. You are a beautiful woman Jodi, gorgeous from the outside and prettier than that from the inside. I can attest to that from knowing you for a few years, even before you got on this board

It took me a while to go through all the 39 pages in this thread. There were some things I read which surprised me (pleasantly) and some which made my head go side to side (no not that head!). Some of the members here just have no idea what they have in you!

I will drop you a line soon and hope I can swing an appointment soon with you.

Miss you janu!

 

[fabiothehawk]

Redddoggg....thanks, I appreciate the compliment.

EZ....."obvious writing talent"? What can I say? I credit Jodi with my inspiration for that story....Penthouse Forum has already called, by the way....

 

[Elsabe]

today I have five pm appt but stuck in Hackensack and can't make it. Very sry don't have it number with me

 

[meerkat]

I was able to call and get a visit scheduled on friday at
last minute. Very happy that I did.

She made me feel comfortable right away. This sets
the mood for the entire one hour visit.

Jodi is an extremely pleasant, easy going woman.
A visit with her is highly recommended, not only by
me but almost all the reviews that are posted here.

 

[Surfing Instructor]

B2L and Bubba, thanks for the nice reviews of Jodi. I may have to try to find a way to get up there and see if I can get an appointment. Great job guys.

B2L, maybe you can put your obvious writing talent to use in a career change. That was very original and effective.

 

[soccer_girl2021]

so I finally got to see Jodi last night, and well all I can say is WOW!!!

I am not going to go into any specific details, but let me say this. It was the best massage I have ever received and the after party was amazing as well.

Not only is she super sweet, but she is smart as well, and can hold a decent conversation..

If anyone has the chance to see her, DO IT!!!!!

Jodi, thanks again for an amazing time...

 

[Breanna]

Awsome review and writing style B2. A job well done, sir.

Jodi, I will see you soon, my love.

 

[deSade]

no comment on that part. but overall, a great review. been2lky. sounds like a great session.

 

[fancypantsy]

IMHO, yes. if I was HiOc, I would have been hurted by that comment.

 

[Wadewocks]

Aw, shucks.

 

[Dhen Dart]

Does anyone thing it was inappropriate of me to call HiOc short?
I dont want people to be afraid of reprecussions because they wrote a review that is ...less than kind.
The reason for this site is to hear the truth from your peers. Not every girl will make every guy happy, thats life.
Please, nobody should have any fear to write the truth. Im hurt by other things as I said, not by him writing that I was heavier than he thought.
So please no fear, you guys write what you want to and I will not argue if it is simply that you werent happy with my services. I will not describe anyone physically, call anyone out by name or otherwise cause a problem for anyone, EVER.
Write the truth, its only fair.

 

[AaronTassle]

Hey, MY job is the big tease. You are far to good at this Been2L!
I think im in love.

 

[EdaySephe]

The crisp fall wind bit at his face as he flipped his leather collar up and shoved his hands in his pockets. Casually drawing on his cigarette as he strolled down the avenue, he had the address and the apartment number screaming in his head (so as not to forget it ). He entered the foyer and rang the bell, prompting a quick buzz on the electronic doorway. Standing alone in the vestibule of the building, he heard the apartment door open, and headed off in the direction of the sound. Looking ahead, he saw an open door leading straight into the darkened apartment's hallway. A soft glow of flickering candles in the recesses of the apartment.

Still shaking off the cold, he was greeted by a woman who was slightly younger in appearance and even more pretty than he expected. It was a lot darker in the apartment, and his eyes needed to fully adjust to the decreased light. As they made their way down the hallway single file, he came into the studio's main area. There was a light scent in the air....strawberry? jasmine?....not sure, and soothing, soft music. The massage table was front and center, right next to a long, bold sign that clearly explained what was NOT going to happen here, in plainly worded text. "Interesting", he thought.

Polite hellos and hugs were exchanged. Smiles all around. The Colonel was still rubbing his hands for warmth, when she said it....

"You know, if I am not what you were expecting, you can just leave now. I won't be offended."

"Excuse me?" the Colonel stammered, removing his jacket.

"Well, it's just that, y'know, if I am too FAT or something....at least that's what one of your "Board Brothers" thinks, I guess"

"Well", replied the Colonel, "I don't know who you are talking about, and why I would care about their view, necessarily. Looking at you here and now in person, I'd say you are EXACTLY what I was expecting, if not even better looking than I thought you'd be..."

"Oh, well, I see." Jodi replied. "Then you want to stay?"

"Fuckin' A I do...." said the Colonel, as he smiled at Jodi and wrapped his arms around her.

The Colonel disrobed down to his massageplanet issued "tidy whities" and assumed the face down position on the massage table, settling in as Jodi cruised around the perimeter, getting herself ready. The massage was barely 10 minutes old when Jodi awakened the Colonel by saying "What's wrong, hun? You're much quieter than I expected you to be."

"Huh?"

"Well, you seem cold. Distant. Unhappy. I think you might want to leave"

The Colonel raised himself off the massage table, fully erect now, and walked around the table and over to Jodi. He hugged her again, pressing himself directly into her, and kissing her full on the lips.

"Listen, Jodi. Guys talk. They say shit, and talk shit, and all I know is that if you take the time to listen to everything everybody says, you'll never be in a happy place. You are a rare find because you care. You really do. I know and see that. Then again, maybe that's not what everyone cares about. But I know I do."

"Then why are you being so quiet?" Jodi asked. "I think you are unhappy."

"Well", replied the Colonel, "First of all, your touch had me getting so relaxed that I actually just dozed off." He smiled sheepishly. "That, and....to be honest....I am a little intimidated by you."

"What? Intimidated by me? Why?"

"Because you are a beautiful, caring woman, who just happens to be built like a brick shithouse. And I think I have more fat on the back of my hand than you do on your whole body. So can we PLEASE stop with this talk and get back to the massage, sweetie? Please?"

Once the Colonel had said his piece, the air seemed to clear. Jodi became fully involved and focused. Leaving her inhibitions behind her, she pulled, pushed, rubbed, and loosened every inch of the Colonel's body. Her massage techniques loosened him up in a most complete and satisfying way. And then....it was playtime. Jodi and Colonel Been2Lky got completely naked and moved to her bed. They teased, and touched, and pleased each other for quite awhile. When she was finally ready, Jodi climbed up on him and, assuming a position new for the Colonel, kind of like a "lazy catcher's squat"....left leg tucked up, flatfooted on the bed, while her right leg splayed out and down his left leg. "Gives me the best angle", Jodi said, as she pounded the Colonel into the bed over, and over, and over, and over again....

**Official Statement**
Jodi has received a thorough review and inspection. There is no excess body fat anywhere this reviewer can find. Anywhere. Her body is rock solid. Everywhere, except one very important place, which is very, very soft and shaved as smooth as any coochie I have ever found . Her BBBJ skill and technique is right up there with the best this reviewer has ever experienced.

And the best part? Jodi continues to tease, massage, and relax what for me is my most important muscle....my brain.

I loved every minute of it, sweetie. See you soon.

 

[Raynah]

happened? man, you're a bigger tease than the ladies. I was hoping to read a detailed review. lol. you saw her, didn't you?

 

[Stanluacus]

This is better than 'The Adventures of Philo Kvetch.'

 

[Pompal 09.]

The first private message from Jodi was titled "I checked you out".

A smile formed on the Colonel's lips as he clicked on the message. This was getting fun. They had bantered on the thread, in "public", but now it seemed, the stakes were getting raised. They were going "backchannel".....

She was referring to "loyalty", she said. Seemed as though something in his posts, his reviews, indicated that he reminded her of a loyal dog. Always happy to greet their loved ones when they returned home. "Hmmm," he wondered, "does she know my therapist?"

Once the pm's started, things moved briskly. They exchanged meaningful thoughts. Small innuendo at first, followed by inquisitive references. Followed by, ultimately, more detailed disclosure. They did have a connection after all. Something in each's past that closely paralleled the other's experiences.

But then, something else reared it's ugly head. Jodi, it seemed, was upset. She "had a few things she needed to say". And so she did. The Colonel's eyes widened. "Uh-oh", he thought, "this isn't gonna be good". Jodi got a few things off her chest (keeping the most important things in place ) and said her piece. Jodi had a conscience. Jodi CARED. Jodi was not going to be taken advantage of by a meaningless few.....this clinched the deal for the Colonel, and he knew he must meet this woman in the flesh.

He simply had no choice.

 

[Alison-x0]

As sometimes happens, to go forward....we must go backwards....

When we last left our hero, he was silently contemplating the tip of his service revolver in the quiet solitude of his Humvee....(For those of you that need to catch up....http://www.massageplanet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=19421&highlight=operation+unshaved+provider).

It HAD been a long 11 months. The irony of the promotion was not lost on Captain Been2Lky. Admiral Edge was pissed at his defection during the campaign of "Operation Unshaved Provider '06", and when things went horribly awry during the '07 campaign, well the Admiral came absolutely unglued.

However, it was precisely the Captain's recon during that '07 mission that provided the valuable intel to finally bring the notorious "Dead Crew" in. They were defeated unceremoniously, flogged appropriately, and Captain Been2Lky had played an integral role in their capture....

So it was with clenched teeth and orders from above that Admiral Edge promoted Captain Been2Lky to COLONEL Been2Lky....and then sentenced him to a term of 12 lonely months in the bowels of Headquarters, assigning him to dead end desk work, endless keypunching, data review, and intel. All in what was essentially solitary confinement....under the Admiral's ever-watching, all-seeing eyes.

Tuesday began like any other day. The quiet hum of the servers, the data printing out, quiet surveillance on a regular day.

And then he saw it.

"Busty Blonde Jodi", "Shaved as smooth as a baby's bottom", the post read. The Colonel's eyes widened. "Hmmm...what do we have here?", his right hand subconciously resting in his lap began to shift.

Busty Blonde. Shaved smooth pussy. Massage Therapy. Rock hard butt and Abs.....the Colonel licked his lips. And it seemed she was "lost". No one had seen her in awhile. The forces were searching, but no one had made recent contact. The Colonel could restrain himself no longer....he jumped into the fray....

He actually found her quite readily. She HAD recently posted. So, he made that known. People were surprised.....and happy to see that she was in fact around. But there was something different about this one. She was creative this, "Busty Blonde Jodi". She began a discussion about fish, and which ones reminded her of her various clients. The Colonel read the posts with interest, a smile forming on his lips. "Ah, yes. She likes to write. This one sounds as if she has a soul."

And then....she called the Colonel a....a....DOG?

Hmmm.....the Colonel decided....this one's gonna require some more effort....

 

[Joe S]

post 363 will answer your question

 

[Space Gazer]

not to try to start trouble but how tall and approximately how much u weigh? i am going to try to see u next week or so regardless. i love great massages more than anything.

 

[singinggram]

I didnt think he meant druggy.
I think he meant FAT.
Actually I have been compared to Anna N many times by many people BUT...
Im not anywhere NEAR the weight that Anna Nicole was. OMG. Bodytype, sure, weight not even close.
Hardgrip, honestly.
Im not mad over being called "fat".
Im mad that he seemed to LOVE what I was doing and enjoyed a full hour of it for the price of a half. He should have left if I was not what he wanted and not TAKEN ADVANTAGE of me like so many others. Oh and HiOc, please refrain from putting the little sad face like you are the misunderstood boy..thats not the face you just showed me in your private message. I cant stand hypocrites. Be a MAN and show people how you REALLY talk to girls, dont come up here and act all misunderstood lol!
Goodnight.