dance bars in navi mumbai

[nramesh10101]

Please Note the below post is not to specify particular Girl in Bar.

Each and every Monger have different experience with different girls.

This post is all about my personal experience with these girls.

There are three categories of bar which includes Service bars, Dance bars and Orchestra bar and we find many girls with different places and different cultures in these bars.

Most Probably you can divide them in 4 regions.

1. Bong or Bengali : Most Probably find in low end Db and Sb.You can find some pretty Faces and can find them in few high db/ob.

These girls are most Innocent in this business. They mostly provide value for money.They want to please their customer at any cost. Their greed for money is not big.
They have low expectations from their customers and if you give them more they will become Dasi ( The other word which i cannot use) for u for sure.

They are like the old damaged bridges of India on which a traveller can complete his journey and reach to its destination with satisfaction.

2.Mallu/Andhra ladies: Dont have much interaction and experience with these ladies.Found very less and mostly in service bar.
They are just ok types but not as cooperative as bong.

3.Agra/U.P.: You can find these girls on all three categories that is sb db and ob.
They are beautifuls and slims and have the Grace by which they attract their customers.
Many of the people don't believe me but their customers are "Bakra" for them rather than a customer.

This girls sometimes make one addictive and I have seen many people fallen in their trap of fake Love.

This girls give you ego satisfaction which is a weak point of A Real Monger.

Remember these Girls do represent their native place famous momentum that is Taj Mahal.

From outside they are beautiful as Taj Mahal but from inside there is always a grave.

I myself get habit of mongering at the age of 18 courtesy of this Agra girl.
Now 18 years passed and I am still into it

4:Marwadi: This girls are like jewel stones,the person who possess know its value and for others they are just a stones.
You will find beautiful girls in this region but they are not easy to crack.
Service is limited and what you do get from wife you can get maximum that from here.(In some lucky cases you can get better service girl)..

Marwadi are known for to make money from the sand of the deserts,so are these girls.
They do suck your money as much as they can.
These girls always prey on big customers.They have attitude of lion. A lion will die if he don't get non veg food but didn't eat grass similarly these girls dont sell themselves for small income even the Market remain down.


All these assumptions are of my own and the result may vary.

People who have different experience with this girl's are welcome to share their knowledge.

Enjoy Mongering

MP

Are you an analyst by profession ? If not you haven't tapped the best in you. Very well summarised. Mostly agree with your observations. Now may I suggest you to move upward from analyst to consultant by offering advice on handling each of the above categories. Once again a nice light hearted report. A refreshing change to the other posts. Keep writing.

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[Basu1970]

#WETOO

Statutory warning

FR Value : 0/10
FR usefulness : 2/10 (mentioned two new girls!!)

FR audience: if you are someone who appreciates and encourages fellow mongers dance in DB, even if they are unknown to you, there is a warning for you in the end.. You may ask why not in the beginning, how will I then get someone to atleast scroll through the message if not read it?!

If audience recommendation itself is such a blabber, the story below is going to be even worse and longer even for my standards!! So feel free to skip to the end..

4 to 7PM : Sneha, Kishor, Mayur, Sai Darbar, Sunil
7 to 10:30PM : Rasna, Ramesh, Cabana, Baywatch
11 to 1 AM: Nightingale, Star night, other OBs..

That had been the schedule for few nights. Not every bar on the same night, just some bars in that specific time of that night..

It is well known fact that beauty of women is directly proportional to how drunk you are.. so, when you are already down by 7-8 beers before you reach OB, even 5/10 girls starts looking like 7 or 8/10 !! So here is a business proposition to bar owners. To increase income and footfall to the bars, reverse the bar timings. Keep milfs work later night in SBs and start OBs earlier. Kind of win-win for both, we get to see good looking ones before we are drunk and once we are drunk it does not matter what we see or grope!

I think lustking69 showed his unlustiness of the law scene created by rakshashas (or rakshaks?, does not matter, it's the same!!) and also some other posts about how some follow MK's suggestion to the dot.. gives me another idea and therefore sincere request to Navi Mumbai resident mongers.. please start a political party Narthya aur Seva Bar nava nirman Sena... (Request bbmk to provide much better Marathi name!) With a single point agenda of improvement of mongering experience! And who better to stand on the platform for the cause other than MK?!!
If forum strength is any indication I think he will have a comfortable win. And if we can ensure the Bengali bar girls to vote in Navi mumbai (probably they may already have Aadhar with NB address!) then it will be a landslide victory!

If it helps, based on mongerpleasure analysis, MK can try to woo Marathi manoos votes by promising quota for Marathi girls/ woman / milfs in these bars.. may put a small dent in Bengali Milfs vote, but manoos will make up for it !!

Sorry , as always went into a tangent.. but guys, have serious consideration.. it may mean few (or rather many) divorces, if your wife comes to know of your political affiliation , but hey, probably another good reason to consider !! (MK, no disrespect, just referring to the party and not the candidate as the potential reason for divorce!!)

Now back to story.. travelling from mongering desert (atleast for me!) whatever NB offers, whether muddy water, tap water, filtered water,bisleri, I guzzle it up like a nomad in a oasis (come to think of it, Kishor beers does taste like muddy water!, but who cares when your tongue is getting cleaned by another tongue!!. Please don't remind me of where the other tongue would have been previously, I don't want to know!!)

So for me, instead of segregation of SB/DB/OB patrons , just like there are Bangaloreans, mumbaikars, delhiite, Calcuttans etc. but collectively under Indians, there are Mayurean.. cabanist..snehite..heavenikar...etc., and collectively under mongerers!! For record, I am a Mayurean now!

Few highlights from bar hopping over 3 nights: with usual suspects: MK, AR and AA..

Sai Darbar: first floor, around 6PM, Friday. Wanted to go there to meet Nikita from Kishor as I had not met her in my last two trips... As soon as me and MK sat at a corner table, my old muse turned up with a surprise look that I have showed up after nearly 2 years! Like most mongers who have cribbed about familiarity breeding contempt/ complacency , same happened..she sat without any invite.. there goes my hope of getting intimate with Nikita! Anyway bar is too brightly lit for any intimacy..
Have known this girl (now a woman),for nearly 10 years.. in that time her family has doubled and so has her weight ! Once a new comer happy with what you gave, she is now a veteran equating everything with how much she can make! She did complement me on my man boobs though. You see I was wearing a very tight t-shirt that day (it had shrunk, wrong size etc etc., yes, it is t-shirts fault and not that I have grown fat) , she pointed out that it is tighter than her choli and also warned me that some drunkard might mistake it for a bar girls and squeeze it on my way out.. I was like, what, have you not seen my bald head and moustache? Her response, when did a drunkard look a woman neck up? Fair enough.. bitch.
(AA, now you know why I was wearing boardroom standard formal shirt the next day !!).

MK struggled to get his company to dance and after few attempts and hundreds spent , escape...

Overall would recommend as an alternative (just for a night) to Deepika, Laila, Sainath..

Kishor: Visited around 4PM, think Sunday (on an average of 8 beers a night, finding it hard to remember which day I visited a bar!!). Inner room , all tables empty.. After settling down, few girls dropped in to say hello.. without makeup..enough to reject. AR gave my requirements to the waiter and in comes Rajni.. A milf of extraordinary proportions.. camflouged in saree. As beggars can't be choosers , got her to sit. A big liar she is.. following were her lies: this is her first bar job. Doesn't drink alcohol. From West Bengal and not East Bengal! Why I think these are lies? Pound for pound she will give tough competition to the bong bulls of Sneha and Sai Darbar, so it was hard to believe what she said!

As soon as she sat, she went into attacking mode, took my hand to her boobs and took hers to mine (come on guys, not boobs, somewhere below).. poor woman she did not know that even the mighty Google search engine has failed to locate my dick, so it would be near to impossible for her to find.. she did try for 5-10 minutes and finally asked 'kidhar he?'.. I told her my brother has taken Sanyas and gone for pilgrimage and that I have to sit to pee.. either my Hindi is bad or hers is(okay, mine is), the joke was lost in translation and she continued for another 5 minutes before finally giving up.. she then turned her attention to my mouth and vacuumed it for good 10 minutes.. nice kisser . Seeing a geriatric doing all this was making AR sick, so settled bill and left..

Overall a very good company and will recommend her to the matadors who poke their sword (no pun intended!) at the snehite and darbaristan bulls..

Two points though: sometimes her vacuuming skills is a bit much and since your lips will be getting chewed at that time you may not be able to communicate to her to stop.. so develop an advance code/ sign if you want her to stop !!

If you let her to place her trunks (sorry, legs) on top of your thighs, make sure while you get up from the seat you hold on to something.. Her legs are on heavier side and when it is on your thighs it cuts off blood circulation from your lower limb making you wobbly while standing.. so make sure you have enough support !!

Mayur: As a Mayurean, loyalty took me there on all evenings.. Eyed a woman who was in saree one day, ghagra choli on another, and jeans on another day.. hoping to see her without any next time !!

Don't think people need my recommendation for this bar.. it will be like trying to sell beer to mallya !

Sunil : My first visit, thanks AR, definitely worth the travel.. After seeing my antics at Kishor with Rajni, AR wanted to get it out of his system, so travelled to Sunil. Unfortunately his muse was off that day, but we had very good company.. The girl who sat with me was, in her own words " Hi, I am Sonu, that's my nick name, real name is Riya".. yes, she saw me speaking in English with AR and did her best to converse with me in English.. Great attitude and good company.. allowed boni in choli.. can dance as well. Big drawback is, she is non stop nonsense.. speaks continuously.. She is from Hubli, so any kannadagaaru wants to talk dirty in his mother tongue, try her !!

another drawback is pestering black/ white coats.. but I went with AR and since he is well known there (with most girls as well!) , did not had much trouble at the table..
Overall a worth visit, provided traffic is kind to you..

Baywatch : spent an hour or so here. Of all the places visited, the beer was freshest here. Was really cold and bubbly.. if you rely on public transport , forget visiting here. If you take auto/Ola/Uber getting one on return is very difficult. If you take your own transport, make sure you tip the Watchman to keep a lookout of your vehicle.. This bar is in the middle of huge industrial complex with tankers and lorries more common than cars.. Girls are quite decent looking.. would like to visit again just for the beer, but don't think the travel is worth it..

Ramesh : had the best fun here. Just like Kishor, irrespective of the surroundings, you feel content and happy. We went during OB time and the floor girls were dancing their heart out.. well worth the money spent..

Nightingale: went during OB time, don't think will visit here again. Beer quality was excellent though..

Cabana: My first visit.. DB time.. thanks AA.. another few more visits I am pretty sure I will switch my allegiance from being a Mayurean to Cabanist (not all can be like Dhoni sticking to the same club forever!!). This of course if only AA settles the bill ! ( If this statement reminds you of tiny blood sucking creature .. you are a bastard.. if you did not think of it but now think, "oh, maybe".. you are a bigger bastard !!)

In summary, Cabana is like you love it or hate it, but cannot ignore it (borrowing from marmite !!)

Star night: went on Saturday night hoping it will be empty due to IPL. But with match ending early , there was not one seat available.. infact the black coat offered to take the seats placed on the podium for the ob girls and keep it somewhere where we could sit! It was that full.. it was too much crowded so left without spending any time.. hopefully next visit..

Guruprasad: not part of NB, but including here to narrate the story to support the warning in FR audience note (finally!! ).. Post NB bar hopping, one night there was still an hour or so left, so went to Guruprasad in Chembur..I am familiar wih this place so wanted to visit again.. once reached the Watchman said bandh hogaya.. it was only 1AM and I know for sure that it normally runs close to 2. Was not sure if he was bluffing as I could still hear music, so asked him to call black coat Krishna ( I was bluffing this time as I am not very good with names , normally there will always be a waiter called Krishna!).. he asked Krishna koan? I continued with , the one with slightly dark skin, thick hair, thick moustache!! Luckily there was one who fitted the description and who recognized me as well !!
Went up, found only few patrons and just 1 girl.. usually there will be 7-8 girls.. asked what happened and the waiter said there was a bit of fight between two patrons.. one of them was dancing throughout the night on the floor and the other , seated opposite, applauded and said some encouraging words.. when both were in bathroom, the dancer mistaking the others gesture as something for fancying him seemed to have behaved inappropriately!! Result: fight !! Not sure why someone gay visited ladies dance bar (probably he is bi-sexual!!).. so there you go , a note of warning, you might be getting unwanted attention when encouraging unknown mongers dance moves !!! Don't get yourself into situations to join #wetoo !!

The final night I was cutting it really short to make it to airport.. was having great fun at Ramesh OB and was in two minds to postpone.. finally common sense prevailed and with AA help got back to hotel to collect luggage.. as these guys were really taken great effort and personal time to bar hop with me, once near the hotel, thanked them and wanted to say few words.. AA, being the polite guy he is, said "Basu da, you need to catch the flight, get off".. I was still continuing, when AR, came to the rescue as ever.. "Chutiya, ye kya bhakvaas baath Karke baithe huye he.. Bandh Kar aur gaadi se uthaar.. OB jaane ke liye dher o rahee he".. something like that !!

So there I was in middle of a deserted road waiting to travel back to mongering desert while two heartless bastards went in search of 'heaven'....

Regards
Basu

PS: as always without MK, AR, AA it would not have been possible to have even 10% of the fun if I had been on my own.. Grateful guys, hope to see soon...

PPS : If you have survived this far reading the nonsense, congratulations, you are saved from any more posts for another 5-6 weeks! Happy mongering guys.. as wise men say, Discussions are to find what is right while argument is for who is right.. hoping there will be discussions in forum and not arguments..

PPPS: TL69, was looking forward to read your dinner and dessert post.. may have to wait for few more weeks. Hoping you can complete it..



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[tamannanightlover]

Please Note the below post is not to specify particular Girl in Bar.

Each and every Monger have different experience with different girls.

This post is all about my personal experience with these girls.

There are three categories of bar which includes Service bars, Dance bars and Orchestra bar and we find many girls with different places and different cultures in these bars.

Most Probably you can divide them in 4 regions.

1. Bong or Bengali : Most Probably find in low end Db and Sb.You can find some pretty Faces and can find them in few high db/ob.

These girls are most Innocent in this business. They mostly provide value for money.They want to please their customer at any cost. Their greed for money is not big.
They have low expectations from their customers and if you give them more they will become Dasi ( The other word which i cannot use) for u for sure.

They are like the old damaged bridges of India on which a traveller can complete his journey and reach to its destination with satisfaction.

2.Mallu/Andhra ladies: Dont have much interaction and experience with these ladies.Found very less and mostly in service bar.
They are just ok types but not as cooperative as bong.

3.Agra/U.P.: You can find these girls on all three categories that is sb db and ob.
They are beautifuls and slims and have the Grace by which they attract their customers.
Many of the people don't believe me but their customers are "Bakra" for them rather than a customer.

This girls sometimes make one addictive and I have seen many people fallen in their trap of fake Love.

This girls give you ego satisfaction which is a weak point of A Real Monger.

Remember these Girls do represent their native place famous momentum that is Taj Mahal.

From outside they are beautiful as Taj Mahal but from inside there is always a grave.

I myself get habit of mongering at the age of 18 courtesy of this Agra girl.
Now 18 years passed and I am still into it

4:Marwadi: This girls are like jewel stones,the person who possess know its value and for others they are just a stones.
You will find beautiful girls in this region but they are not easy to crack.
Service is limited and what you do get from wife you can get maximum that from here.(In some lucky cases you can get better service girl)..

Marwadi are known for to make money from the sand of the deserts,so are these girls.
They do suck your money as much as they can.
These girls always prey on big customers.They have attitude of lion. A lion will die if he don't get non veg food but didn't eat grass similarly these girls dont sell themselves for small income even the Market remain down.


All these assumptions are of my own and the result may vary.

People who have different experience with this girl's are welcome to share their knowledge.

Enjoy Mongering

MP

Punjabi ladki? Main Chandigarh se huin

 

[samsrt]

Punjabi ladki? Main Chandigarh se huin

Woh bhi bahut hai Navi Mumbai aaur Mumbai may ... Woh last year article Nahi pada that.. lover beheaded a dance bar girl in Surat ...

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[Raj k]

#WETOO

Statutory warning

FR Value : 0/10
FR usefulness : 2/10 (mentioned two new girls!!)

FR audience: if you are someone who appreciates and encourages fellow mongers dance in DB, even if they are unknown to you, there is a warning for you in the end.. You may ask why not in the beginning, how will I then get someone to atleast scroll through the message if not read it?!

If audience recommendation itself is such a blabber, the story below is going to be even worse and longer even for my standards!! So feel free to skip to the end..

4 to 7PM : Sneha, Kishor, Mayur, Sai Darbar, Sunil
7 to 10:30PM : Rasna, Ramesh, Cabana, Baywatch
11 to 1 AM: Nightingale, Star night, other OBs..

That had been the schedule for few nights. Not every bar on the same night, just some bars in that specific time of that night..

It is well known fact that beauty of women is directly proportional to how drunk you are.. so, when you are already down by 7-8 beers before you reach OB, even 5/10 girls starts looking like 7 or 8/10 !! So here is a business proposition to bar owners. To increase income and footfall to the bars, reverse the bar timings. Keep milfs work later night in SBs and start OBs earlier. Kind of win-win for both, we get to see good looking ones before we are drunk and once we are drunk it does not matter what we see or grope!

I think lustking69 showed his unlustiness of the law scene created by rakshashas (or rakshaks?, does not matter, it's the same!!) and also some other posts about how some follow MK's suggestion to the dot.. gives me another idea and therefore sincere request to Navi Mumbai resident mongers.. please start a political party Narthya aur Seva Bar nava nirman Sena... (Request bbmk to provide much better Marathi name!) With a single point agenda of improvement of mongering experience! And who better to stand on the platform for the cause other than MK?!!
If forum strength is any indication I think he will have a comfortable win. And if we can ensure the Bengali bar girls to vote in Navi mumbai (probably they may already have Aadhar with NB address!) then it will be a landslide victory!

If it helps, based on mongerpleasure analysis, MK can try to woo Marathi manoos votes by promising quota for Marathi girls/ woman / milfs in these bars.. may put a small dent in Bengali Milfs vote, but manoos will make up for it !!

Sorry , as always went into a tangent.. but guys, have serious consideration.. it may mean few (or rather many) divorces, if your wife comes to know of your political affiliation , but hey, probably another good reason to consider !! (MK, no disrespect, just referring to the party and not the candidate as the potential reason for divorce!!)

Now back to story.. travelling from mongering desert (atleast for me!) whatever NB offers, whether muddy water, tap water, filtered water,bisleri, I guzzle it up like a nomad in a oasis (come to think of it, Kishor beers does taste like muddy water!, but who cares when your tongue is getting cleaned by another tongue!!. Please don't remind me of where the other tongue would have been previously, I don't want to know!!)

So for me, instead of segregation of SB/DB/OB patrons , just like there are Bangaloreans, mumbaikars, delhiite, Calcuttans etc. but collectively under Indians, there are Mayurean.. cabanist..snehite..heavenikar...etc., and collectively under mongerers!! For record, I am a Mayurean now!

Few highlights from bar hopping over 3 nights: with usual suspects: MK, AR and AA..

Sai Darbar: first floor, around 6PM, Friday. Wanted to go there to meet Nikita from Kishor as I had not met her in my last two trips... As soon as me and MK sat at a corner table, my old muse turned up with a surprise look that I have showed up after nearly 2 years! Like most mongers who have cribbed about familiarity breeding contempt/ complacency , same happened..she sat without any invite.. there goes my hope of getting intimate with Nikita! Anyway bar is too brightly lit for any intimacy..
Have known this girl (now a woman),for nearly 10 years.. in that time her family has doubled and so has her weight ! Once a new comer happy with what you gave, she is now a veteran equating everything with how much she can make! She did complement me on my man boobs though. You see I was wearing a very tight t-shirt that day (it had shrunk, wrong size etc etc., yes, it is t-shirts fault and not that I have grown fat) , she pointed out that it is tighter than her choli and also warned me that some drunkard might mistake it for a bar girls and squeeze it on my way out.. I was like, what, have you not seen my bald head and moustache? Her response, when did a drunkard look a woman neck up? Fair enough.. bitch.
(AA, now you know why I was wearing boardroom standard formal shirt the next day !!).

MK struggled to get his company to dance and after few attempts and hundreds spent , escape...

Overall would recommend as an alternative (just for a night) to Deepika, Laila, Sainath..

Kishor: Visited around 4PM, think Sunday (on an average of 8 beers a night, finding it hard to remember which day I visited a bar!!). Inner room , all tables empty.. After settling down, few girls dropped in to say hello.. without makeup..enough to reject. AR gave my requirements to the waiter and in comes Rajni.. A milf of extraordinary proportions.. camflouged in saree. As beggars can't be choosers , got her to sit. A big liar she is.. following were her lies: this is her first bar job. Doesn't drink alcohol. From West Bengal and not East Bengal! Why I think these are lies? Pound for pound she will give tough competition to the bong bulls of Sneha and Sai Darbar, so it was hard to believe what she said!

As soon as she sat, she went into attacking mode, took my hand to her boobs and took hers to mine (come on guys, not boobs, somewhere below).. poor woman she did not know that even the mighty Google search engine has failed to locate my dick, so it would be near to impossible for her to find.. she did try for 5-10 minutes and finally asked 'kidhar he?'.. I told her my brother has taken Sanyas and gone for pilgrimage and that I have to sit to pee.. either my Hindi is bad or hers is(okay, mine is), the joke was lost in translation and she continued for another 5 minutes before finally giving up.. she then turned her attention to my mouth and vacuumed it for good 10 minutes.. nice kisser . Seeing a geriatric doing all this was making AR sick, so settled bill and left..

Overall a very good company and will recommend her to the matadors who poke their sword (no pun intended!) at the snehite and darbaristan bulls..

Two points though: sometimes her vacuuming skills is a bit much and since your lips will be getting chewed at that time you may not be able to communicate to her to stop.. so develop an advance code/ sign if you want her to stop !!

If you let her to place her trunks (sorry, legs) on top of your thighs, make sure while you get up from the seat you hold on to something.. Her legs are on heavier side and when it is on your thighs it cuts off blood circulation from your lower limb making you wobbly while standing.. so make sure you have enough support !!

Mayur: As a Mayurean, loyalty took me there on all evenings.. Eyed a woman who was in saree one day, ghagra choli on another, and jeans on another day.. hoping to see her without any next time !!

Don't think people need my recommendation for this bar.. it will be like trying to sell beer to mallya !

Sunil : My first visit, thanks AR, definitely worth the travel.. After seeing my antics at Kishor with Rajni, AR wanted to get it out of his system, so travelled to Sunil. Unfortunately his muse was off that day, but we had very good company.. The girl who sat with me was, in her own words " Hi, I am Sonu, that's my nick name, real name is Riya".. yes, she saw me speaking in English with AR and did her best to converse with me in English.. Great attitude and good company.. allowed boni in choli.. can dance as well. Big drawback is, she is non stop nonsense.. speaks continuously.. She is from Hubli, so any kannadagaaru wants to talk dirty in his mother tongue, try her !!

another drawback is pestering black/ white coats.. but I went with AR and since he is well known there (with most girls as well!) , did not had much trouble at the table..
Overall a worth visit, provided traffic is kind to you..

Baywatch : spent an hour or so here. Of all the places visited, the beer was freshest here. Was really cold and bubbly.. if you rely on public transport , forget visiting here. If you take auto/Ola/Uber getting one on return is very difficult. If you take your own transport, make sure you tip the Watchman to keep a lookout of your vehicle.. This bar is in the middle of huge industrial complex with tankers and lorries more common than cars.. Girls are quite decent looking.. would like to visit again just for the beer, but don't think the travel is worth it..

Ramesh : had the best fun here. Just like Kishor, irrespective of the surroundings, you feel content and happy. We went during OB time and the floor girls were dancing their heart out.. well worth the money spent..

Nightingale: went during OB time, don't think will visit here again. Beer quality was excellent though..

Cabana: My first visit.. DB time.. thanks AA.. another few more visits I am pretty sure I will switch my allegiance from being a Mayurean to Cabanist (not all can be like Dhoni sticking to the same club forever!!). This of course if only AA settles the bill ! ( If this statement reminds you of tiny blood sucking creature .. you are a bastard.. if you did not think of it but now think, "oh, maybe".. you are a bigger bastard !!)

In summary, Cabana is like you love it or hate it, but cannot ignore it (borrowing from marmite !!)

Star night: went on Saturday night hoping it will be empty due to IPL. But with match ending early , there was not one seat available.. infact the black coat offered to take the seats placed on the podium for the ob girls and keep it somewhere where we could sit! It was that full.. it was too much crowded so left without spending any time.. hopefully next visit..

Guruprasad: not part of NB, but including here to narrate the story to support the warning in FR audience note (finally!! ).. Post NB bar hopping, one night there was still an hour or so left, so went to Guruprasad in Chembur..I am familiar wih this place so wanted to visit again.. once reached the Watchman said bandh hogaya.. it was only 1AM and I know for sure that it normally runs close to 2. Was not sure if he was bluffing as I could still hear music, so asked him to call black coat Krishna ( I was bluffing this time as I am not very good with names , normally there will always be a waiter called Krishna!).. he asked Krishna koan? I continued with , the one with slightly dark skin, thick hair, thick moustache!! Luckily there was one who fitted the description and who recognized me as well !!
Went up, found only few patrons and just 1 girl.. usually there will be 7-8 girls.. asked what happened and the waiter said there was a bit of fight between two patrons.. one of them was dancing throughout the night on the floor and the other , seated opposite, applauded and said some encouraging words.. when both were in bathroom, the dancer mistaking the others gesture as something for fancying him seemed to have behaved inappropriately!! Result: fight !! Not sure why someone gay visited ladies dance bar (probably he is bi-sexual!!).. so there you go , a note of warning, you might be getting unwanted attention when encouraging unknown mongers dance moves !!! Don't get yourself into situations to join #wetoo !!

The final night I was cutting it really short to make it to airport.. was having great fun at Ramesh OB and was in two minds to postpone.. finally common sense prevailed and with AA help got back to hotel to collect luggage.. as these guys were really taken great effort and personal time to bar hop with me, once near the hotel, thanked them and wanted to say few words.. AA, being the polite guy he is, said "Basu da, you need to catch the flight, get off".. I was still continuing, when AR, came to the rescue as ever.. "Chutiya, ye kya bhakvaas baath Karke baithe huye he.. Bandh Kar aur gaadi se uthaar.. OB jaane ke liye dher o rahee he".. something like that !!

So there I was in middle of a deserted road waiting to travel back to mongering desert while two heartless bastards went in search of 'heaven'....

Regards
Basu

PS: as always without MK, AR, AA it would not have been possible to have even 10% of the fun if I had been on my own.. Grateful guys, hope to see soon...

PPS : If you have survived this far reading the nonsense, congratulations, you are saved from any more posts for another 5-6 weeks! Happy mongering guys.. as wise men say, Discussions are to find what is right while argument is for who is right.. hoping there will be discussions in forum and not arguments..

PPPS: TL69, was looking forward to read your dinner and dessert post.. may have to wait for few more weeks. Hoping you can complete it..



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U can make alisha or Shivani Dave l dance in cabana ob.. They dance well..

In talks with alisha to meet.. Shinani wants more more before going out but she dances.. Idhar udhar.. Upar niche..

Night angel ob suckss

Star night has little girls not even college maybe school.. Visited only one.. Itna bore huwa k beer b chod k chal diya

Would want to know is they have every or girls come out from star night only few were with watching

 

[Raj k]

Punjabi ladki? Main Chandigarh se huin

Konse office me jati ho hum bony karne ate h

Ya sida lodge me ayegi to pm karna baby

 

[TyrionLannister69]

#WETOO

PPPS: TL69, was looking forward to read your dinner and dessert post.. may have to wait for few more weeks. Hoping you can complete it..

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@BasuDa - first things first - this was one hell of an FR and can definitely be considered for the title of Mahabharata (the longest FR till date not the Mahabharata this forum has witnessed)... Had I been in my senses, would have loved to meet you at Baywatch when AA informed me about you being in the Oasis (you see I was having my "Dinner" not aware of which dish was being served by whom...

PUBG, IPL and March-end resulted in delay in the remaining 2 parts but if you could write an epic on a working day - hell I can squeeze some time with my laptop and the incognito mode while streaming IPL....

So here goes Part 3 of Saturday night - The Dinner (served by a new chef who is nothing more than a "silhoutte" in my memory)

After two-timing my muse and the milf at Laila (and mixing drinks which leads to self-destruction), headed to RR for two reasons - 1) its proximity to Laila and 2) a burning desire to relive my last visit and let the Red Siren set me ablaze once again...

At times, the universe takes away something from you while it conspires to give you more that what you had expected earlier but man remains focused on unfulfilled expectations rather than enjoying the better gifts from universe... Seems like RR is gathering fame in the DB circuit as it was filled to its brim with patrons and girls.. Was offered a sharing seat to which the drunken me gladly refused and began to walk out - disappointed and heartbroken would be very gentle words to describe what the drunken me had experienced when I realized that might have to travel all the way to Belapur now to quench my thirst...

The owner (perhaps recognizing me from my earlier drunken visits) tapped me on my shoulders and whispered - "aapke liye jagah hai" - and holding my hands like a teenage boyfriend leading his first time girlfriend to a secluded place led me upstairs to the VIP room which was occupied by some 2 3 groups with 3 4 girls teasing them with nothing except their nakhras...

(Realized the next morning why do the fuckers remember me while I dont remember anyone from RR at all - hold your horses will definitely explain later)

Even before ordering for a drink, asked the DJ to play Jugnu Ki Payal and call the fierce lass from my last visit - to my utter dismay, she was on leave (how wrong could the night go, right! Firstly your muse disturbs you when you are with a new found infatuation, then becomes hell complacent when you are with her and you have to seek help from a milf to spice things up and then when you thought you will have one hell of a time in the VIP, your second latest infatuation goes missing)... This was when AA texted and got a pretty rude response from the drunken me (apologies, bro but II know you dont mind a couple of abuses made in an inebriated state)

But when you are drunk and get drunk further - you overestimate few things in life like your budget, your drinking capacity, your risk taking ability and your smartness...

Ordered another quarter of old monk and gulped down a good chunk of it to get into the "overestimation" zone and once in the zone - it did not matter who was around...

A smart girl realizing how drunk I was sat next to me and started a conversation ( I wonder what that conversation would have been like) but I remember reaching out to my wallet every few minutes and tipping her :/ Got her to dance on few songs (dont remember which) but watching her move just for me (or that is what it felt like) made me feel like being on top of the world.. mind you she was definitely not the best looking girl in the bar and not that seductive of a dancer as well compared to what I have habituated myself with but in that moment - all that mattered was her in front of me, doing what I wanted her to... Maybe I was just trying to make up for the missing lady, trying to shun her from my mind but then realized alll that I was doing was making this faceless girl dance on the songs the earlier girl had danced on and wishing it was her... Asked the waiter to get some other girl who was the exact opposite of my muse and as coincidence would have it - he got the girl with whom I had a sweet tussle in my earlier visit...

Male ego is pretty fragile - and it gets even more brittle when 2 quarters of old monk are stoking the fire underneath...

Promised her X amount if she seduced me - and what I loved about her was her disobedience... her "I dont give a fuck" attitude (or that is what she portrayed) as she smiled wickedly at me, bent over looking into my eyes and whispered, "I will do it not for X amount but cos I was passed over for someone else the last time we met" (that is my English translation of what she said in hindi as I was in no sense to remember what she said)

For the third time in the night, was pleasantly surprised by how the events take the right turn when you expect the least and surrendered myself and my fantasies to her as she toyed around with me - piercing me with her kohl-laced eyes, licking her painted lips with the tip of her tongue, her hands playing with herself, tossing her hair madly to the music while I sat gazing at her with a feigned disinterest which seemed to egg her on... (The song was Tu Isaq Mera if i remember it correctly followed by Bharo maang meri bharo)...

Lost track of time as I lapped up everything she had on the menu - dint even realize the fellow diners had left way back leaving just me and her in the room... had I known that earlier, might have had taken even more advantage of the privacy but well by the time I realized the magnitude of the opportunity - I was too full to stomach anything more from the new chef...

Walked out of RR at god knows what time - surprised that I could walk and make sense of the texts - with an empty wallet (This is why the people at RR remember me - no matter what amount I carry on my way in, all I have left when I walk out is some petty change enough to buy me one last cig...thinking of officially rechristening the place to "The Black Hole" )

Making sense of the texts in my phone & deciding to act on them in an inebriated state was a "sweet sin"and more about it in the concluding part of this FR - The Unexpected Desserts!

 

[Bar Junkie]

Place : Kishore
Delighted by seeing Patrons & Girls dancing even on Altaf Raja's song.
( Not a big deal as we friends used dance on "Washing Powder Nirma" on DJ under influence of weed & alcohol )

Few lines from अल्ताफवानी...
प्यार मोहब्बत का इस दिल में रोग लगाऊ ना बाबा..
ना बाबा ना बाबा ..
बैठे बैठे अपने दिल को मैं तडपाऊ ना बाबा ... ना बाबा ना बाबा
.
.
.
One forum brother came in mind !

Spent good time with some known regulars & some not so regulars.
But, felt someone's absence, eyes were searching for her till the end.
Finally asked & told by girls that due to some reason, she made to leave this place months ago.

Thanks to Basu da for providing her coordinates !

Cheers

 

[Lustking69]

Konse office me jati ho hum bony karne ate h

Ya sida lodge me ayegi to pm karna baby

Control bro...yeh "baby"..."baba" bhi nikal sakta hai...
This forum has history of fake accounts... Beaware.
Regards,LK69.

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[Bar Junkie]

Control bro...yeh "baby"..."baba" bhi nikal sakta hai...
This forum has history of fake accounts... Beaware.
Regards,LK69.

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I know tamannanightlover .
Hope we'll read some FRs from this Dassi.

 

[Deleted member 63909]

Are you an analyst by profession ? If not you haven't tapped the best in you. Very well summarised. Mostly agree with your observations. Now may I suggest you to move upward from analyst to consultant by offering advice on handling each of the above categories. Once again a nice light hearted report. A refreshing change to the other posts. Keep writing.

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No bro I am not an analyst by profession.Hardly got my bachelor degree as I was started to watch Taj Mahal ( hope u understand what i mean after reading my last post) when i was in 12th standard.

I am in share trading business and although i am a preserve and silent guy but i am a good observer.
( One member from our forum will surely agree with me on this )

Basu Sir,

Its impossible to quote your last post but one of the readable post of this forum.
You was surrounded by the Loud girls on your last visit.Every name u mentioned are very loud girls and for God sake how much they talk is really unbearable.
Please don't give idea for reservations otherwise not only they impose a particular state girl on us but the politician and specially our courts will make rule that If a guy blow 50000 rs on Agra/Marwadi girl than he have to throw 40% of the reserve amount on Maharastian Girl that is rs 20000.

Now if he dont wish to this deed he will be punished under law and 40% of amount will automatically pass to the reserve girl.

Now if this happens every girl will beg not to throw money on her and pay directly to her by paytm

Happy you enjoyed in Cabana,I am really waiting for a day when i will have good day at cabana.

And yes I dont have any objection if Mk become president of navi mumbai Db

I will vote for him and want only One thing that he make such a rule that no Girl can sit with their old customer till they pay a good percentage of their income to the new girls.
( I have seen many times that the new girls who are beautiful and innocent sideline by these old girls and they generally doesn't allow these newbie to interact with their customers)

Enjoy Mongering
MP

 

[Deleted member 63909]

Punjabi ladki? Main Chandigarh se huin

Yes there are many Punjabis girls here but i only mentioned the states from which most of girls are at Dbs.

I haven't mentioned Maharastian Girls/ ladies too in my post which are much more in quantity than Punjabi girls

Control bro...yeh "baby"..."baba" bhi nikal sakta hai...
This forum has history of fake accounts... Beaware.
Regards,LK69.

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Yahan bhi BC IT Cell wale aa gaye kya

 

[Rickky]

Looking at a rough estimate on the spend for a night out with a girl from cabbana/night angle. Pm. Thank you.

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[John4sex]

Guys..any updates on baywatch,dadar east

Want to explore today...

I just have idea,that's its a orchestra cum restaurant with ladies serving drinks n food..any chances of pick up from here or like little bit fondling/kissing with drinks,allowed here?..if blowing good enough money ..???



N last ,is this a safe hunting place as it has been in news a lot of times in past..

 

[AlwaysAshwin]

Happy you enjoyed in Cabana,I am really waiting for a day when i will have good day at cabana.

And yes I dont have any objection if Mk become president of navi mumbai Db



Enjoy Mongering
MP

Bro,
There is nothing new and hot in cabana dB ...it’s just that Basu da uses the art of “making the best of available resources (bar/girl/time/)” to enjoy the present moments....I m still in the process of learning this art..

About mk becoming president...I refuse to vote FOR him or any other candidate just like that...I would not give me vote for free...Mk needs to buy my vote with appropriate compensation/bribe/favours...after all, isn’t that the only way how democracy works..

 

[TyrionLannister69]

Bhai if I remember correctly - has been raided multiple times...

Now about the main parameters - used to be a famous joint few years back but as of now has nothing much to talk about in terms of ladies, would rate them 6 on 10 on an average... Pickups should definitely be available given the collection they have, ladies are allowed to sit next to you and the rest depends on you...

Can give it a pass...

I would rather suggest go to Chembur for OB or take the efforts to travel to NM or Thane for SBs...

Guys..any updates on baywatch,dadar east

Want to explore today...

I just have idea,that's its a orchestra cum restaurant with ladies serving drinks n food..any chances of pick up from here or like little bit fondling/kissing with drinks,allowed here?..if blowing good enough money ..???



N last ,is this a safe hunting place as it has been in news a lot of times in past..

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[John4sex]

Bhai if I remember correctly - has been raided multiple times...

Now about the main parameters - used to be a famous joint few years back but as of now has nothing much to talk about in terms of ladies, would rate them 6 on 10 on an average... Pickups should definitely be available given the collection they have, ladies are allowed to sit next to you and the rest depends on you...

Can give it a pass...

I would rather suggest go to Chembur for OB or take the efforts to travel to NM or Thane for SBs...

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Chemus is fine..Any preference in chembur..? With all basic possible enjoyments....!

 

[John4sex]

Thanks

Bhai if I remember correctly - has been raided multiple times...

Now about the main parameters - used to be a famous joint few years back but as of now has nothing much to talk about in terms of ladies, would rate them 6 on 10 on an average... Pickups should definitely be available given the collection they have, ladies are allowed to sit next to you and the rest depends on you...

Can give it a pass...

I would rather suggest go to Chembur for OB or take the efforts to travel to NM or Thane for SBs...

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Thanks So much. buddy...any advice/good place in chembur?

 

[John4sex]

Thanks

Thanks So much. buddy...any advice/good place in chembur?

Can't make to nm or thane as family issues.

 

[TyrionLannister69]

Bhai I only know of Antakshari (or somethign similar to that... )

It is on the main road, can put location directly in ola uber...

Go after 10 30 for max fun...

Thanks

Thanks So much. buddy...any advice/good place in chembur?

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