dance bars in navi mumbai

[Uncle Sam]

Bhonk to tu raha hai atankwadi sale.
Tere darr se bade bade diggaj farrar ho gaye.
Sale bhadwe tune ek bhi fr nahi dala aur tera chutiyapa forum ke log sehte rahe.
Tu laude forum pe spam karne ki dhamki deta rehta hamesha.
Tune forum ke laude lagaye.
Tu hawa me udd raha hai sale.
Tera vaqt ab khatam.

Arey double dholki, tune bahot FR daale hai?

Name those 3 people, who as per you are responsible for the mess.

Jab mera waqt khatam hoga, wo din ye thread bhi khatam hoga.

 

[Uncle Sam]

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Young bubbly vocalist. Kya khoob lagti hai

Restroom is cleaner than some of forum members apartment. Ladka paper towel leke khada rehta hai BC. Kya baat hai.

 

[Doi]

Guys I new in this can you plz explain all these short form like fr,tl, hj and all that

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[John400093]

Guys I new in this can you plz explain all these short form like fr,tl, hj and all that

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short forms have been already mentioned in d forum bfore..jus read few pages dude ..u will get ..but anyways
tl..topless
hj..hand job
fr..field report

 

[jasonjohnjohn098]

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[DbmongerAj]

I am a Regular at Sad#Gur# Bar at Vashi. 1st floor has good collection. Go for corner tables and u can fondle n Grope

 

[Johnthemonger]

My Service Bar Discovery Learning 2nd visit - Kishor, Shirvane, Nerul

Mongering is like travelling and the old sanskrit saying gets aptly applied here, chareivati chareivati, which means oh traveller move on, march along . As a part of my gathering of education by traveling in the mongering highway, decided to gather further dust on SB's of Mumbai after my first visit to Sneha few days ago decided to try out Mayur. So on 24th i.e. Friday, hired an Ola for Mayur. Now as it happened quite often like the mediaeval and early modern era travellers, the process of discovering the proverbial paradises of mongering too is a tale of misadventures and akin to discovering the West Indies instead of India. Trying to locate Mayur through Ola app landed in a Mayur bar cum restaurant in Koparkhairane. The place seemed to be a good eating and boozing joint ( good crowd at 8.30 pm )with aaghri food as speciality. It didn't at all seem to be a SB. Dropped the idea of locating Mayur and made a quick decision to visit Kishor as plan B cause I remembered reading in the FR's that it is somewhere near Shirvane Nerul. Took an Auto and asked the time tested approach of asking the driver whether he knows where Ashok is and got a positive reply. Reached Ashok at an around 9 pm ( noticed that there was another bar, maybe SB, Deepika or something bang opposite to Ashok. Did not choose Deepika since the guys outside the door was almost trying to pull me in from the road itself as I was alighting from my three wheeler chariot ). By the way, any idea about Deepika bar ? Went inside Ashok ( noticed that it's Ashok without an 'e' or 'a' at the end ). The reception area has got some random tables and chairs and fee guys drinking and eating with the TV running. Pushed through the door which was conspicuous with its reddish colour that it's the way to the SB scenery of. Once inside saw lots of masti going on, 80% filled up and music in full blast, guys and gals enjoying in groups or solo. Also noticed that their is another door way leading to further interior. Pushed through that also. There were further two rooms in the interior with doors and a 'no- entry' room ( must be resting cum waiting room of the ladies ). Those inside two rooms were almost jam packed and lots of huddling and dancing was going on. Although I got a two seater table in one of the interior rooms, was not comfortable as the floor below my shoes seemed dirty and slippery ( the other interior room was jam packed with no seats ) . So decided to come out and seat in the outer SB area. Took a twin seater work station and ordered for a beer. Lots of dance actions were around and some veterans had full attention of girls and there were groups having fun. Being an introvert and a passive observer I was quite ok and cool with my solitary low profile existence . Most of the gals seemed to be Bongs and suddenly I had this feeling that whether a part of Sonagachi has migrated here or what !!! My type choices were few and less ( tall, slim and fair ) and if there were they must had been busy given the rush hour and group visits the SB was witnessing. Finally waived in a lonely lady like me. She turned out to be Pooja Thapa from Nepal. Quite friendly in a homely way, showed her husband's and son's photos in her mobile. Fair, well proportioned and softly chubby , cuddling her belly and boobs was good experience while she pressed on junior over my trouser. While I tried to push her hand in she resisted saying this is not allowed ( I was like wtf what is this ??? ). Anyways she was cooperative otherwise and had very fair and smooth skin in the belly. Decent and Liked her in a way compared to the whorish type some were around . In the process observed a tall dusky girl in jeans ( around 9.45 pm so she must have changed to her street clothings ) with a killer figure dancing to her glory to some raunchy bollywood number. Some bearded chap was trying some steps and frottage with her. Called a coatwalla and learned that her name is Preeti or something like that. I wonder if she a good company to a rookie newbie visitors ? Any inputs ? Another observation was that the lights seemed brighter in the rooms compared to Sneha. I don't know if hand job is possible here or not . If some guidance is given will try and venture in again to Kishor in order to complete the tutorial.
Meanwhile my next plan of classroom visit is Mayur which was my initial plan and which I failed to locate through Ola. Will appreciate if any kind hearted brother can tell where exactly is Mayur SB and if any popular choices of ladies are there.
Damages in Kishor : Beer : 550, Rio : 300, Girl : 400 ( she was asking 500 telling that all girls table charges are 500 and I was giving initially 300 then because she behaved well increased by a hundred. I guess 500 goes hand in hand with a hand Job. Is that correct ?) . Coatwallas : 200. Total : 1450/-.
Chiao.

Interesting Review.

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[mumbai monger]

On way to Boston

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[mumbai monger]

In Boston

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[Uncle Sam]

Lol @mumbai monger bhadwe,

You started at 6.15PM and reached at 6.29PM when the traffic says 33 mins duration?

Chutiya, besides reaching in half the time, you also managed to park car and get to a museum?

Bhadwa, abhi tak thumb ka pic dikhaya nahi.
B class visa pe Texas me land hota hai. Sirf 3 days kaam karta hai and then reaches to Boston on Sunday evening.

BC, Monday k office ka kuch lena dena nahi hai

Ye le, aja Centerfolds strip club me. I will be waiting. I am in blue T-Shirt

 

[Uncle Sam]

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Aaja bhadwe, I’m inside the strip club. In blue T-Shirt on one of the chairs surrounding the stage.

Find me and lets see what you can do.

 

[Uncle Sam]

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BC, 33 mins ka journey 14 mins me kiya? Even though google was showing heavy traffic in red, etc.

Google was showing 18 miles to cover at 6.15PM.
You reached and clicked museum pics at 6.29PM.

It means you would have got out of the car few mins before 6.29PM. Lets assume it took 2 mins to get off of your car and get to the museum. Means your travel time was 12 mins.

18 miles distance in 12 min gives speed of 90miles per hour.

BC, you drove at 90 speed?

HAHAHA. Sala mai 8 years se yaha hu aur 90 touch nahi kiya. Tune sapna dekha k tu US me aa gaya hai aur 90 k speed me car chala raha hai? Lololololol

Bhosadike, you aren’t in Boston. Not in US too.
That’s why didn’t show thumbs up pic with extended stay hotel in background.

Anyways, tera baap yaha wait karega 1 more hour.
Gand me dum ho to aa jana.

 

[Nick05]

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[sonumonu69]

Bro please reply I have PM.

can u share me her number

 

[KoolShot]

NM n MM n CP

y dont u guys fight in PM!!! its as easy as fighting in the forum n not annoying to others.

what do u guys wanna prove to us?!!!

Gents, there is a limit for everything.

Kamal Saab, since u started this forum, can u ask the admin to make u the moderator (if its ok with u) n put an end to all these fights n abuses.

 

[KoolShot]

SP Sikka, the pics n nos. posted by u r not correct here even if they r true.

it belongs to Indies forum. if they r SB , DB , OB contacts then its fine.

 

[NM80]

Noted bro...sorry for troubling you guys...I generally avoid fighting but in mongering we should respect each other privacy and keep our ego aside. If you don't like anyone's post than its better to avoid.

CP bro,

I don't have any interest in getting anyone's details...I respect each members privacy...let's meet up when you come to Mumbai and sort out the issues.

Yesterday visited Baywatch (turbhe), closed at 10:30PM, have around 25 to 30 chicks ...few are 8/10.

Section will remain tight for next 2 weeks...means LE will spoil the mood in between...bar will be closed early and lesser no. of girls. Great chance to lay girls as they will be need of money.

Cheers

NM

NM n MM n CP

y dont u guys fight in PM!!! its as easy as fighting in the forum n not annoying to others.

what do u guys wanna prove to us?!!!

Gents, there is a limit for everything.

Kamal Saab, since u started this forum, can u ask the admin to make u the moderator (if its ok with u) n put an end to all these fights n abuses.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Noted bro...sorry for troubling you guys...I generally avoid fighting but in mongering we should respect each other privacy and keep our ego aside. If you don't like anyone's post than its better to avoid.

CP bro,

I don't have any interest in getting anyone's details...I respect each members privacy...let's meet up when you come to Mumbai and sort out the issues.

Yesterday visited Baywatch (turbhe), closed at 10:30PM, have around 25 to 30 chicks ...few are 8/10.

Section will remain tight for next 2 weeks...means LE will spoil the mood in between...bar will be closed early and lesser no. of girls. Great chance to lay girls as they will be need of money.

Cheers

NM

NM80,

First of all your friend MM provokes to meet in Boston with fake pics, etc.

I pointed several irregularities in the details he posted about he being in Boston. He isn’t in Boston or US, I know.

If he really wants to meet me, kindly ask him and I will show up. Yesterday he wasted my time in Centerfolds strip club.

Regarding sorting out in Mumbai...We don’t need to meet to sort this out. I am no longer interested in meeting anyone from forum anyways after the tragic that occurred.

Sorting out will happen only if you apologise to BBMK. I am very adamant to this.

Because of your post he left. You unnecessarily dragged him when he actually was nice with his attempts to resolve issues several times.

You’re showing yourself as a nice person who wants to take the forum forward. If you are really nice, then kindly apologise to BBMK.

At this point of time, I don’t give 2 fucks about this thread and therefore I am ready to destroy it.

Unclesam also didn’t apologise as he has huge ego problems. Due to that, he suffered. Forum suffered.

Same thing will happen.

 

[Rickky]

Khushi Gaon gayi hai

Jasmine sirf upar uparse kiss karti hai aur quater Marti hai

Hotel Highway Touch mai entry chalu hai

Laxmi KE liye 3 baje SB jao kyonki evening Mai uske DB Mai regular customer hote h

Happy Mongering,LK69.



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[Mongeringguru88]

Yesterday Ramesh turbhe got sealed because of over timeing... it will reopen only after election result.. every bar is closing on time.! Rasna baba palace and blue star closed at sharp 9:30.pm. After bar one can enjoy time with his muse.

Cheers...
Enjoy