FR (will be a tad bit long)
Day started well, no hassles in office and was in Vashi by 5.30pm. Was waiting for a friend who would come by 7ish, as I always go to Mayur with him. So first headed to Apurva for some beer + fish fry and chakhna - 2 Tuborgs in and it was already 7ish. Finished all pending work on phone to kill time (work - reading the forum after long) and moved to Mayur.
My buddy always sits with Shikha and she became the matron for me for the day, to whom I should sit with, who does what and what not, but to start I sat with Mukta. She is one chick whom I've known for long and was wearing a ravishing shiny black saree (normally is in a gown) and had to be ravished. She kisses like a bull dog and is a bit of a dominator in nature. her kisses are all slurpy like I'm a mango lolly ice-cream, and one can't sit with her for more than 15mins...but is good fun. Anyways, she moved on and my matron (Shikha) took over again (she was my black coat for the day), called another girl (new the girl claimed and gave me a hug and a kiss on my neck and lo behold...a lipstick smudge on my white collar....fucked royally!!!!....I just had the feeling that it wasn't right, the way she kissed, and rushed to the bathroom an it was there, washed as much as possible (on reaching home immediately put it in laundry basket and had bath as well - all were sleeping), back to Mayur, asked this one to leave and the matron took over again and called another chick. She was hot and ready to please. Don't remember her name, but was good and I had my fill of lust. In the meantime, by friend was busy crushing the melons of Shikha. I'm sure his hands would be hurting this morning!!!.
Nitesh was the (actual) black coat - and did not disturb us at all. Between the two of us, we only had a beer for 2 hrs....so no drinks damage. He wanted to continue and I made an exit and headed to Deepika. Was planning on bar-hopping today.
Deepika - it was packed and I managed to get a corner table. The red coat Vijay beamed like he was the customer and I was going to get laid. Knew that I had to make a quick exit. Sat with some random chick and split a beer, with the promise to come back the next time. Her name was Ranjeeta - yellow saree and knows the tricks to get the manhood to salute. with her sultry moves, light nips and licks on the neck, ears lips etc, Wanted to screw her, but hopping was on my mind and she wanted to leave only after the bar closed. So thanks to that wish of hers, managed to make an exit.
Like a wanderer, almost headed to Kishore, but then realised had already been to Mayur, so skipped it and headed to Sai Pooja (a fellow monger had posted about this). From the outside, one will skip it for sure. It's in a lane, and perhaps the landmark can be a freaking garbage dump, but then Water Chestnuts are found in the dirtiest of waters, so took the bait and headed up. If one feels that he is drunk, do not walk up the steep staircase. Anyways, entered, the bar was almost packed. The girls here are "raunchy" and know what it takes to give a bang. Almost all drink and smoke and by the time I reached, most were sloshed, so the raunchy levels were higher and I was hoping that none puked....as this is what happens (generally), so, next to my table 4 chicks landed up and all wanted to sit with me. Felt like a "chick magnet", but knew they were "money magnets". A bar girl no matter how drunk, knows her value for the cash-on-hand (biz term, like working capital). So I managed to make two dance and grope them for sometime. Not too much damages, and almost all girls here wanted to go for entry with me. I was like what the fuck is happening, why only me?? so looked around and most of the other customers were either too old or pot-bellied and some looked rather on hard-times (but all of course loaded), so I took my time and was wondering whether to go back to Deepika and pick Ranjeeta (problem was that she would know, I've become a despo and hard times would roll); or pick on here. I was enjoying the dance experience and was not ready to risk entry, as Blue Star had already been raided the previous night. So made an exit. The chakhna here was better than most DBs. Spicy Chana and Chakli with schezwan sauce (I skipped the sauce though as it wasn't saucy enough)!!!
Called another monger and mssged him, knowing that he would be somewhere around but he called much later, around 1am, when I was already asleep and phone on silent mode. So from Sai Pooja headed to Red Rose.
Red Rose - It was packed again and was offered a corner seat behind the pillar, so told the black coat (Soumen), I will only sit in the corner, if you will fetch me a girl who will make a SB for me here, as we are almost hidden. Well, he did get a few, but the moment they plonked their soft asses with silky hair and trying to show their tiny boobs, they become DB divas and wanted cash to get-up. and all had sat with the promise of making it a SB. Well, I was not going to get fooled, so tipped them Rs 10, yeah fuck 10 bucks!!! The look on their face was priceless (like Mastercard) after all, money can't but everything. Knew that it was not going to happen, but then this girl in red choli appeared. Never see her before and also sat with the promise of doing everything if I promised an entry. Wow!!, I get to make a freaking promise. So the show started, and did some close dancing as well.
Now am not a good dancer and look like the guy in the last row of a dance troupe who moves just so that the troupe looks big and the actual dancers get appreciated!!, and that's why close dancing is best for me. I'm not the John Travolta of Saturday Night Fever, but more like Sunny Deol minus the biceps!! Probably a Tushaar Kapoor at best!!
So had fun till closing and section garam declared (fuck, robbed me a chance of breaking a promise like these bar girls); felt like I've been deprived of eternal pleasure!!!
Anyways,
mauka mauka.
&
Apna time aayega!!