dance bars in navi mumbai

[jawanlounda009]

Few points to consider-

1. Stick to the plan. There is always someone you may know. Smiles are common. Be firm. Else your plan would change.

2. They always wear saree. They always smile. They always looks horny(they can go without sex for months. What you see is not always real. They don't give a fuck about sex). They always ask to stay back. Nothing new. You have to learn.

3. You have made a deviation record that you are capable of taking two girls in one visit. Recorded in the minds db (master db) of all chics there. They will chase you every time.

4. You paid 600 for 30min. 500 common for hj minimum. But you have shortened the time. So they expect the same next time too. They do hj and leave under 30 min in normal times. Take 600. You should bargain when you are doing a favor. 400 must be the ideal deal there.

5. When they know your cap based on statistics that you don't give more than 500-600 per hour, all they do is cut the time to 30 min.

Enjoy sb. But use the stuff in between the ears intermittently when in between the legs is not busy. In short, don't get carried away.

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Hi @philipsdrops .. thank you for taking time to share your inputs .. really valuable insights you have shared .. need 1 more suggestions from you .. how to excuse girls from table as they were not leaving the table hence I had to give more than the std rates .. (300 & 500 ). As girls had started to argue and make scene .. Thanks ..


- Jawanlounda

 

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[demoashash]

Maharashtra Lockdown Big Update: Shops To Remain Open Till 8 PM in THESE Districts | Malls, Gyms, Spas Allowed

Maharashtra Chief Minister Uddhav Thackeray on Monday said that the shops in the state will be permitted to remain open till 8 pm instead of 4 pm in the districts where COVID infections have reduced.

www.india.com

 

[Bond_007]

Maharashtra Lockdown Big Update: Shops To Remain Open Till 8 PM in THESE Districts | Malls, Gyms, Spas Allowed

Maharashtra Chief Minister Uddhav Thackeray on Monday said that the shops in the state will be permitted to remain open till 8 pm instead of 4 pm in the districts where COVID infections have reduced.

www.india.com

That’s the positive update ! But then again all joints shud operate until 8 legally ! If greed and back door continues for late night then again the joints will be on radar !

Enjoy n Monger Within the allowed time windows !

Cheers ! Bond !


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[demoashash]

Official order mon to fri 8 pm sat 3 pm Sun closed

 

[demoashash]

That’s the positive update ! But then again all joints shud operate until 8 legally ! If greed and back door continues for late night then again the joints will be on radar !

Enjoy n Monger Within the allowed time windows !

Cheers ! Bond !


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Agree mongers should also adher to timings.

 

[a2monger]

Bewitched no more

Borrowed from Basu da
(Usefulness: zero)


Met a fellow monger outside baba palace. They had the smirk of a successful few groping mongering sessions at mayur and probably Kishore, on their face. He was with a friend of his. after pleasantries, we entered the den. The place was full of girls and very few patrons. What more could one ask for.

The soothing songs, and the shiny lights. The pretty smiles and the swaying bodies. I wondered how I stayed away for so long. But then it only feels good when one has earned a visit by achieving a certain financial goal (even though an insignificant one)…Paise ki khanak tab alag hi bajti hai.

After sometime, the guy with my friend remarked that —ye to bahoot hi shaant hai..and we laughed aloud. Yaar for gears to set the momentum, I need few pegs down the system.

Was searching for a girl (from my last visit) who I found pretty, but in wane. There was a girl in the same dress, but not the same looks. She was continuously staring and dancing, tempting shamelessly to take her up for the kill.

We argued that if she is the same girl for whom I had come searching. Finally we settled that it wasn’t her who did the trick it was our daru last time.

One more peg and the girl was in front of me, whom I was searching for. I asked her if she was wearing the other girl’s white dress last time. She was offended. ‘ woh mera dress hai, or usne mera dress pehna hai..

Yes. It was her. No, she wasn’t that pretty as had thought in my drunk state.

Anyways mahool bante gaya. We asked her to dance on few songs. She was ok. Was putting in all the efforts, which is the first requirement. Then made the other girl in white dance who was way better.

Enjoyed few more dances.

Asked the earlier girl about entry. She said “ek ghante ka pura 5 hajjar lungi. I said “mere paas ek hi ghanta hai. 5 nahi 6 dunga, pura pura mazaa aayega kya”. Man …the smile she gave. A mix of confidence and sharam.

No. I had no plans for entry as usual. We had plans for one more joint.

Left the place, happy and drunk.

Stepped outside. And the sun was hitting with scorching heat. As if taking vengeance for the fact that he was still working on his everyday job whereas we were enjoying an afternoon of a weekday as if enjoying the night of Christmas Eve.

Cheers.

PS: It was nice meeting you mongering1984 for the first time and sorry to ignore you after getting drunk. That’s what happens with me once I go drunk. Aa mode: sirf chidiya or uski body dikhti hai.

 

[mongering1984]

Agree mongers should also adher to timings.

I think u have missed one line... For all 14 district Disaster management authority will decide... Correct if if i m wrong... Do u think Fawdya Penguin ka baap will easily lets us live? He already destroyed Mumbai.. Now trying to earn from such tactics

 

[Wazy_181]

Official order mon to fri 8 pm sat 3 pm Sun closed

As per the attached order all restaurant will be open till 4 pm on weekdays. Nothing specific mentioned for bars hence can be considered under this category only, which means deadline on bars till 4 pm continues. No changes. 8 pm is for normal shops. I rechecked with one of my friends and that stands true. Read point no 10 in attachment.

Not a good news and this will continue till 15th Aug. Monger carefully and avoid back doors if open only for few bars. No point in taking risk.

 

[mongering1984]

Bewitched no more

Borrowed from Basu da
(Usefulness: zero)


Met a fellow monger outside baba palace. They had the smirk of a successful few groping mongering sessions at mayur and probably Kishore, on their face. He was with a friend of his. after pleasantries, we entered the den. The place was full of girls and very few patrons. What more could one ask for.

The soothing songs, and the shiny lights. The pretty smiles and the swaying bodies. I wondered how I stayed away for so long. But then it only feels good when one has earned a visit by achieving a certain financial goal (even though an insignificant one)…Paise ki khanak tab alag hi bajti hai.

After sometime, the guy with my friend remarked that —ye to bahoot hi shaant hai..and we laughed aloud. Yaar for gears to set the momentum, I need few pegs down the system.

Was searching for a girl (from my last visit) who I found pretty, but in wane. There was a girl in the same dress, but not the same looks. She was continuously staring and dancing, tempting shamelessly to take her up for the kill.

We argued that if she is the same girl for whom I had come searching. Finally we settled that it wasn’t her who did the trick it was our daru last time.

One more peg and the girl was in front of me, whom I was searching for. I asked her if she was wearing the other girl’s white dress last time. She was offended. ‘ woh mera dress hai, or usne mera dress pehna hai..

Yes. It was her. No, she wasn’t that pretty as had thought in my drunk state.

Anyways mahool bante gaya. We asked her to dance on few songs. She was ok. Was putting in all the efforts, which is the first requirement. Then made the other girl in white dance who was way better.

Enjoyed few more dances.

Asked the earlier girl about entry. She said “ek ghante ka pura 5 hajjar lungi. I said “mere paas ek hi ghanta hai. 5 nahi 6 dunga, pura pura mazaa aayega kya”. Man …the smile she gave. A mix of confidence and sharam.

No. I had no plans for entry as usual. We had plans for one more joint.

Left the place, happy and drunk.

Stepped outside. And the sun was hitting with scorching heat. As if taking vengeance for the fact that he was still working on his everyday job whereas we were enjoying an afternoon of a weekday as if enjoying the night of Christmas Eve.

Cheers.

PS: It was nice meeting you mongering1984 for the first time and sorry to ignore you after getting drunk. That’s what happens with me once I go drunk. Aa mode: sirf chidiya or uski body dikhti hai.

No bhai.. U really rocked.. U didn't ignore me at all... It was a great pleasure to have ur company.. Looking forward for next meet hopefully things would be much better dince restrictions are about to be lifted.
Keep rocking bro

 

[mongering1984]

Legends please confirm how things are likely to be...

 

[Wazy_181]

Bro.. That order absolutely silent on Bars.. So it can be other way round as wel..

I also thought the same but looking at the latest sting operation government won't take chance this time. Last time they did and media exposed it. Also they will see the game till 15th Aug and decide. If news from insiders to be believed then this will go on till Diwali.

 

[mongering1984]

I also thought the same but looking at the latest sting operation government won't take chance this time. Last time they did and media exposed it. Also they will see the game till 15th Aug and decide. If news from insiders to be believed then this will go on till Diwali.

My mistake... Ur right it says 4 pm for restaurant

 

[mongering1984]

I also thought the same but looking at the latest sting operation government won't take chance this time. Last time they did and media exposed it. Also they will see the game till 15th Aug and decide. If news from insiders to be believed then this will go on till Diwali.

Fawda has again demonstrated his eunuchness.... Baap sher aulaad kutta

 

[Deleted member 63909]

Bars are not opening till late at least till 15th august and it could go to Diwali as mentioned by one fellow monger.

 

[a2monger]

M Seal

Three drunkards banging the shutter of Laila to make them open. After failed attempt for 10-15 mins we decided to move on. But ek joint se mann nahi bhara tha.

Managed to get in a near by joint which had a small set up going on in their vip.

It was for a select few with a few selected girls. Is what we were told, since we were cramped up in their vip area. Man, these guys can sell ice to the Eskimos.

Since this vip area is quite small, 5-6 patrons all sitting in a c-shaped sofa seating and girls standing and dancing in the middle in the limited space. 3 of us joining in made it full to the brink.

Money was being spent but in a decent amount.

spotted this girl and asked her to dance. She hit the bulls eye on the first dance itself.

Seeing the cramped space I thought it would only be limited movement but she managed to maximise the space with every move. The other girls made way for her.

And we were set for the next few hours.

More pegs, few more bundles, the Dj was asked to keep playing the numbers as I never remember any song at such times.

Made few more hotties dance but kept coming back to the one.

and the grand question was asked: entry ka kitna?

Got the grander answer, from the coat: woh seal pack hai.

We laughed on this. She was avoided for the next few songs as a punishment for the answer. Told coat: jo seal pack nahi hai usi ko bhejo dance karne.

But again, couldn’t resist getting back to her. Called the m-seal back to dance.

Time was flying but had to stop somewhere.

Rest for some other time.

back home by evening. Had dinner with family and slept like a dead man.

Cheers to noon mongering.

 

[Deleted member 63909]

Had never thought of going bar in day time on weekday but have to visit because one client was desperate to go to bar and never say No to God and Client.

Taken him to db around 1 pm and it was almost 80 percent empty.
Took a seat and ordered drinks and soon all girls were eyeing to cut their bakras.
Around 10-12 girls are there with fake smiles and lots of makeup on their face.

I had a total different experience visiting in working hours as my mind was at the Dalal Street and I was only gazing at my mobile screen.

Although my partner was enjoying and I didn’t want to spoil his party so giving him company.

After few drinks he made few girls dance and I was just enjoying the show like a spectator who clap on the shot hit by Josh butler on the bowling of Trent Boult.

Lekin khaali dimaag shaitaan ka ghar hota hai.
Finally asked one girl in short mini dress if she can dance.
I know she will deny as most girl who dance wear ghahra choli or comfortable dress.

Surprisingly she was ready for dance ( Corona really hit badly to all business)

Asked her to choose song to which she played new song “ coco cola pila de”

How she was dancing I don’t know as my I eye was only stuck on her bouncing balls.
Had never experienced such bouncing balls in my bar visit of so many years or maybe I always make dance a girl who wears chaniya choli.

Made her dance on 2-3 songs and she was making few steps deliberately that i can feel her boobs.

Want to take her to hotel but thought to take her after 2-3 rounds ( once u take her in room the girl loose her charm).

The guy with me took one girl for night ( he is staying in hotel).

I came back to my home.

Will surely be going to meet her this week again..,.

 

[Wazy_181]

Fawda has again demonstrated his eunuchness.... Baap sher aulaad kutta

It's not just about him but about the overall game. He is taking steps very slowly considering he has some great competition in terms of opposition in form of BJP. Im his father's regime BJP was in front but in control of Shiv Sena. Thats the game. His father never claimed the throne but was believed to control it like no one else. He was not the king but king maker. Also an old and close friend becomes the greatest of all enemies considering they know the modus operandi.

 

[coldshivers99]

I think u have missed one line... For all 14 district Disaster management authority will decide... Correct if if i m wrong... Do u think Fawdya Penguin ka baap will easily lets us live? He already destroyed Mumbai.. Now trying to earn from such tactics

Fawdya penguin was a genuine mock !!

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[Rickky]

Her body is to die for. A face to match. She is not fair but sultry (just the way I like it). Was in the vicinity and decided to check out a few bars. Called up my baharwali. Tells me that the bars shut at 4. Inquires about when I returned from Bengaluru. She remembered.

Before I could pop the question, she does. It is hard to resist her. In the lodge, the room boy, who is around 60 years old, takes an eternity to get the ac going. She tells him, " Chal bhag yaha se (expletive)."

The moment the door is locked, she is in my arms and we make out passionately. I get her to dim the lights and notice that her tits have become bigger...She unhooks them for me. I can't help but suck on her nipples gingerly. Put her on my crotch and we are both completely naked. No bj as usual but she puts the condom on and starts to ride me. It's like she is fucking me. Her nipples touching mine with intermittent makeouts.

I could see a lingering sadness in her eyes. Asked her and she did not respond. There were bite marks above her breasts and a cigarette burn on her shoulder. They spoke volumes. She just kissed me to break the melancholy. Switched positions and finished in missionary.

After we were done, she had another call. Hugged me for quite sometime. She helped me get my buttons on. A bar girl, yes, but also a person, no? She has a daughter. I wonder about how life must be on the other side. It is not all black and white. Could feel for her.

Not once has she asked me for free drinks or more money. The cigarette burns remain seared into memory.

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