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[CaptainPathetic]

Mahabharat reloaded

pandav decided to go to holy lake city during agyatwas to enjoy some Sur and Sangeet in mayavi indraprastha

Arjun ( devil )
Bhim ( pc )
Sahdev (iliketomonger)
Nakul ( Rajiv )
And
Yadhishtir (old uncle sam )

As it was mayavi mahal there were 5 draupadis
And Loads of som ras

All pandavs were confused with what to do
But yudhishtir was determined to steer them through mayavi indraprastha

All drupadis wanted to be with arjun
So yudhishtir has to intervene
And distribute one druapadi to each of the pandavs
After all Yudhishtir has to follow Raj Dharma
All draupadis were told to be with all 5 pandavs turn by turn
Stil 1 out of 5 draupadi remained with arjun through out
Arjun will have to leave his emotional arrows out side next time

Bhim turned out to be best Nartak
Better than all drupadis
He was dancing on thee floor .on the sofa ...below the draupadis ..above the draupadis
Every where
All over the place
Bhim in his signature style lifted up 3 draupadis
Private draupadi of arjun did not allow bhim to touch her
So bhim was bit annoyed
But in the end was more than happy

Sahdev being Kamdev took out both the melons at a time of two draupadis
He did enjoy a lot
Especially with his favourite draupadi handed over to him by Yudhishtir

Nakul stuck with one draupadi in one corner
Nakul once under influance of Som ras ..can make draupadi run like a horse

Arjun was busy with his private draupadis
.. one inside vip room
one out side vip room
one in make up room

Arjun has god knows how many draupadis
Yudhistir was busy comtroling Arjun

Yudhistir manged to steer the show and guide the pandavs through mayanagari by midnight

After that Pandavs had great Bhojan together under the tree

(Arjun mean while again vanished ..again to hit emotional arrows )


Hope fully next time Krishna bhagwan (NM80 )will join pandavs

Katha Samapt

Uncel Sam

Lol

Arjuna was in reality, emotional too.
Wasn’t ready to kill his cousins.

So Krishna had to guide him.

Accompany Krishna next time


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[NM80]

Sam,

After reading your post looks like that our Devil is real Kishan Kanhaiya...sala idhar ek nahi sambhalti bhai to 3-3 ke sath ras leela karta he.

Devil bro, apni item ko samjhao, PC bhai ke sath dance karegi to uska sheel bhang nahi ho jayega.. afterall we goes to DB for fun.. without dance no fun is there.

@Pratapchan I always says you are the best seductive dancer I ever seen with full on energy.

@ilikeitmonger ke bhi moves kam nahi he...just play his favourite song .

Hamara hal hum kya bataye
Pass aaoge to jan jaoge.


I will definitely make it next time bro.


Cheers

NM

Mahabharat reloaded

pandav decided to go to holy lake city during agyatwas to enjoy some Sur and Sangeet in mayavi indraprastha

Arjun ( devil )
Bhim ( pc )
Sahdev (iliketomonger)
Nakul ( Rajiv )
And
Yadhishtir (old uncle sam )

As it was mayavi mahal there were 5 draupadis
And Loads of som ras

All pandavs were confused with what to do
But yudhishtir was determined to steer them through mayavi indraprastha

All drupadis wanted to be with arjun
So yudhishtir has to intervene
And distribute one druapadi to each of the pandavs
After all Yudhishtir has to follow Raj Dharma
All draupadis were told to be with all 5 pandavs turn by turn
Stil 1 out of 5 draupadi remained with arjun through out
Arjun will have to leave his emotional arrows out side next time

Bhim turned out to be best Nartak
Better than all drupadis
He was dancing on thee floor .on the sofa ...below the draupadis ..above the draupadis
Every where
All over the place
Bhim in his signature style lifted up 3 draupadis
Private draupadi of arjun did not allow bhim to touch her
So bhim was bit annoyed
But in the end was more than happy

Sahdev being Kamdev took out both the melons at a time of two draupadis
He did enjoy a lot
Especially with his favourite draupadi handed over to him by Yudhishtir

Nakul stuck with one draupadi in one corner
Nakul once under influance of Som ras ..can make draupadi run like a horse

Arjun was busy with his private draupadis
.. one inside vip room
one out side vip room
one in make up room

Arjun has god knows how many draupadis
Yudhistir was busy comtroling Arjun

Yudhistir manged to steer the show and guide the pandavs through mayanagari by midnight

After that Pandavs had great Bhojan together under the tree

(Arjun mean while again vanished ..again to hit emotional arrows )


Hope fully next time Krishna bhagwan (NM80 )will join pandavs

Katha Samapt

Uncel Sam

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[Luttaappi]

Some thumb rules you may use in order to reduce your probability of getting infected:
.....
2. If you see that a girl has been with a customer just before coming over to you - politely refuse...
...

You may get more than saliva if she was giving bj to the previous customer

 

[devilszone06]

Sam,

After reading your post looks like that our Devil is real Kishan Kanhaiya...sala idhar ek nahi sambhalti bhai to 3-3 ke sath ras leela karta he.

Devil bro, apni item ko samjhao, PC bhai ke sath dance karegi to uska sheel bhang nahi ho jayega.. afterall we goes to DB for fun.. without dance no fun is there.

@Pratapchan I always says you are the best seductive dancer I ever seen with full on energy.

@ilikeitmonger ke bhi moves kam nahi he...just play his favourite song .

Hamara hal hum kya bataye
Pass aaoge to jan jaoge.


I will definitely make it next time bro.


Cheers

NM

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Arrey bhai hum toh saala kisi ke saat nahi hona chahte hai.... Ek toh didnt allow only to come in.... and rest bata nahi kya chutiyapa hai inn ka, ki nahi naachegi.... Saaala as if i am their boy friend or something... I bloody got super pissed, cos we all should enjoy everyone no nakhra nothing....


Devil

 

[NM80]

Arrey bhai hum toh saala kisi ke saat nahi hona chahte hai.... Ek toh didnt allow only to come in.... and rest bata nahi kya chutiyapa hai inn ka, ki nahi naachegi.... Saaala as if i am their boy friend or something... I bloody got super pissed, cos we all should enjoy everyone no nakhra nothing....


Devil

It's fine bro....hota he aap ka jalwa hi aisa he ki sabko item logo ka apka halwa khana he.

Is baar nahi nachi koi baat nahi ...next time hi sahi.....basanti to kutto (I mean Gabbar and gang) ke samne bhi nachi thi...baki aap samjh jao.

Lagta he jald hi program banana padega. Let me try to reschedule my trip. Ganpati tak wait nahi kar paunga.


NM





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[devilszone06]

It's fine bro....hota he aap ka jalwa hi aisa he ki sabko item logo ka apka halwa khana he.

Is baar nahi nachi koi baat nahi ...next time hi sahi.....basanti to kutto (I mean Gabbar and gang) ke samne bhi nachi thi...baki aap samjh jao.

Lagta he jald hi program banana padega. Let me try to reschedule my trip. Ganpati tak wait nahi kar paunga.


NM





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Bhai next time un mein se koi nahi aayegi aandar... Sab nayi bhai ekdum nayi chahiye.... Saala venue bhi naya hona chahiye aisa lag raha hai.... but dont know.... as of today basss work.....

Devil

 

[Mightyboner]

Mahabharat reloaded

pandav decided to go to holy lake city during agyatwas to enjoy some Sur and Sangeet in mayavi indraprastha

Arjun ( devil )
Bhim ( pc )
Sahdev (iliketomonger)
Nakul ( Rajiv )
And
Yadhishtir (old uncle sam )

As it was mayavi mahal there were 5 draupadis
And Loads of som ras

All pandavs were confused with what to do
But yudhishtir was determined to steer them through mayavi indraprastha

All drupadis wanted to be with arjun
So yudhishtir has to intervene
And distribute one druapadi to each of the pandavs
After all Yudhishtir has to follow Raj Dharma
All draupadis were told to be with all 5 pandavs turn by turn
Stil 1 out of 5 draupadi remained with arjun through out
Arjun will have to leave his emotional arrows out side next time

Bhim turned out to be best Nartak
Better than all drupadis
He was dancing on thee floor .on the sofa ...below the draupadis ..above the draupadis
Every where
All over the place
Bhim in his signature style lifted up 3 draupadis
Private draupadi of arjun did not allow bhim to touch her
So bhim was bit annoyed
But in the end was more than happy

Sahdev being Kamdev took out both the melons at a time of two draupadis
He did enjoy a lot
Especially with his favourite draupadi handed over to him by Yudhishtir

Nakul stuck with one draupadi in one corner
Nakul once under influance of Som ras ..can make draupadi run like a horse

Arjun was busy with his private draupadis
.. one inside vip room
one out side vip room
one in make up room

Arjun has god knows how many draupadis
Yudhistir was busy comtroling Arjun

Yudhistir manged to steer the show and guide the pandavs through mayanagari by midnight

After that Pandavs had great Bhojan together under the tree

(Arjun mean while again vanished ..again to hit emotional arrows )


Hope fully next time Krishna bhagwan (NM80 )will join pandavs

Katha Samapt

Uncel Sam

Where is this tree yall had dinner at? Let us know.. will build a temple there.

 

[kevin.dz789]

Anyone going cabana today?

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[Sach2731]

Mahabharat reloaded

pandav decided to go to holy lake city during agyatwas to enjoy some Sur and Sangeet in mayavi indraprastha

Arjun ( devil )
Bhim ( pc )
Sahdev (iliketomonger)
Nakul ( Rajiv )
And
Yadhishtir (old uncle sam )

As it was mayavi mahal there were 5 draupadis
And Loads of som ras

All pandavs were confused with what to do
But yudhishtir was determined to steer them through mayavi indraprastha ishtir has to follow Raj Dharma





Hope fully next time Krishna bhagwan (NM80 )will join pandavs

Katha Samapt

Uncel Sam

Uncle Sam,

Last time it was Cricket match, today Mahabharat and every time your post get better n better.
Actually u can produce a film in which u yourself could be a Hero, a director , a writer - Heroine of course lot of dassis
You are all in one

waiting for your next post of epic serial or a match?

Enjoy Mongering

Sachin

 

[shahiste72]

Devil bro u made me nostalgic. Year 2003-04 monsoon season..Had just started career n landed a job.Second Visit to db, this girl was dancing, was mesmerised by her dance and besotted by her simple beauty.Then what the visit started went in two three times, didn't had the guts to ask her anything gave her may be 1000/1500 in each time made it a point to visit only on Saturdays. Just watched her dance, gave money did not speak anything.Her client base was strong everytime some spender use to be there.In the fourth visit she asked naam kya he tumhara, and kaha rehte ho, abhi aana suru kiya lagta he n all.The ball started rolling, mobile was luxury in those days she gave her landline number.Two three months this went on, i know i was falling for her.Got to know many things about her past the trade and all.Diwali was round the corner i told her u can come to my place for diwali i will make u meet my family members.She started laughing she said never anyone has invited her.I said i was serious.She was surprised and shocked but eventually she agreed.The day had come i picked her up from check naka, and had informed my parents, office colleague will be coming for diwali.She was dressed in a simple green saree looking beautiful.Picked her up and went home, introduced to my parents, she was nervous can see it.No one can make out she works in bar, her tone was decent.Spend around 20 minutes at home, pleasantries and snack exchanged.Went to drop her back in auto, she was in tears, she said no one has given me so much respect the way u have treated me.She is in this line for so many years no customer has ever done all this for her. From there on bonding sarted to become strong, outings, shopping, talking hours late into the night.I was working in Thane, every week she use to prepare something dishes pulav rice, shira etc for me, i eat veg, and i use to meet her near check naka around 6.30 before she goes for her office.It was really great gesture on her part.I never spend big on her.Affaircontinued for couple of years after the ban she moved to Dubai.She came back met her couple of times,after few years she left this line for good but was in touch with her occasionally exchanging greetings during festivals but that too stopped her number changed..Last year got a call from her that she is back again i asked her which bar so i can meet her, she refused saying i am not the same beautiful in which i liked her, has put on weight n all.I said that's not an issue age catches up with everyone.She refused..Her memory of preparation of dishes is still very fresh.

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Sahi hai bhai......memories are precious and reality is rude

 

[shahiste72]

Bhai

Marvaoge kya... I meant 19 September...isase jyada khud par control nahi he.

Mumbai nahi bhi aya to kahi aur mehfil jama lenge...after all ye dil mange dance, masti and sex.


Cheers

NM

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Cheers

 

[shahiste72]

Yesterday went to Cabana with friends. I was hoping to see some legends there. I guess all were in Sur Sangeet yesterday night. Around 11 the Cabana OB was full of patrons. Business as usual. My friends and I were sitting on the right hand corner parallel to the stage. Checked out some hot looking girls. And some good dancers. I found Pooja very hot. great body, nice make up, nice moves. Bit snooty maybe. I decided to dedicate a song (Tum jaise doston ka sahara hai...) to Uncle Sam. The DJ played the song but forgot to mention Uncle Sam. Again requested him with another number (Tip tip barsa paani...). Same result. The song was played but no dedication to our lovable uncle. I was livid. Called the singer and gave him an earful. I generally don't lose my cool but yesterday felt irritated.
To his credit, the singer publicly announced on the stage, "THANK YOU UNCLE SAM"

 

[mongerking26]

@shahiste72
Noble way to express camaraderie towards uncle Sam..
Hope,this starts a new trend to felicitate the revered forum members henceforth..
Kudos

 

[Windsor]

https://www.bhaskar.com/maharashtra...utm_medium=wa_share&utm_campaign=social_share

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[rajb3039]

How's section in shirvane

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[Jon Targaryen]

A bit off topic but can anyone suggest some fun places or activities in Alibaug?

 

[Bakkarcrazy]

Yesterdays mongering primium league match
Summery

Stadium ..cabana

Yesterday Bakka bro made his debut on cabana pitch
Bakka is seasoned player of mongering league
But it was his first match on cabana pitch
He immediately got settled on new pitch
I could see him using both the hands while playing with swinging balls of the red saree bowler
His hand eye co ordination is very good
I thnik he will come back again to play on cabana pitch and will score many more runs

Devil in cabana is a good test match batsman
He Sits at one corner of the pitch and dose not even look up at any bolwer
He has a fixed bolwer
He Just stays on the pitch and leaves all deliveries out side the off stump by that bolwer
Bowler and batsman both keep on looking at each other
Batsman dose not want to score runs
Bowler dose not want to take wicket
I think their test match will go on and on and on

My friend rajeev played with two bowlers at a time
Batsman bengali
Both Bowlers bengali
And pitch had lot of alchole in it
So result was fabulous contest
Lots of fours and sixers
Good to watch

Now as far as old sam uncle
Umpires in cabana (captain and waiters) now get tensed when i come to play

Saab ke liye naya bowler kaha se lane ka
I dont repeat the bowler
So every time umpire has to find new bowler or the match dose not start
But cabana has most friendly umpires
They do find new bowler every time
So did play
Some cheeky singles
Some squeezy doubles
Some long shots down the ground inside the ghaghra
Bowler got tired and ran away
Got another bowler
One bowler sitting
One standing
Had good time
In the end was bit hungama due to opposite pitch bengali bowlers of rajeev
Begali bowlers once drunk are too much nuisance

Put match summary bros

Uncle Sam

A late FR but better than never.

Just landed and headed for a quick t20 match. Luckily Sam was there in cabana . Big bash league on happy street is too far a travel for me and I avoid it usually. But when Bradman is playing how can the klusner miss it.

Reached the ground earlier than expected . Was playing trials for some time. Eyed a few chicks. Just enough eye contact and few smaller gandhis getting a hang of the pitch. Balls outside off was well left. On the wicket was nudged around for singles .. Was getting Into groove and got some cash on table . Body was leaning into drives better for quick caress of balls.

Bradman comes in with his friend. Some quick Hi's. 4 bowlers slected for the one day match there. Picked up the Marathi bowler nisha for my run scoring ..

Spent some time with chick understanding the pitch and conditions. Once the cracks were felt and tested, match started. 2 beers, few drives, couple of pulls and finally came down pitch for some lofts.. runs came quickly. Bradman was playing with two bats to hit two balls. Some quick tips and advice was shared to get accustomed to new pitch. Greatly appreciated.

Got bored with the bowler after some time. Ball was slightly roughed up on one side with pimples. Not a huge fan of pimples.

Another bowler in another corner looked like good practise. But she was busy playing in GPL, gaonwala premier league . Bradman finished innings and left his partner to fend for himself.

Just to prevent the "office sack " comment left it in cab and realised my card and big gandhis was inside. Was too bored to get it and start again. Left the other bowler in GPL and headed to night rose as another friend was waiting.

3 new chicks. 1 bazooka, 1 pyt, 1 shy damsel In distress look. Way lesser fun than navi mumbai. It's like bangladesh premier league and big bash. Not horrible since there are gayles and afridis around but still can't match the glitz. Enjoyed playing in little league for an hour and closed the day.

Exciting place to score. Will come soon again.

 

[ShambhuShikaari]

Hello Friends, Seniors, Legends and all Mongers.
I have been reading this Forum since almost 6 months. Must say its the best forum I have come across till date.
Tried signing up a few times but due to some technical errors could not sign up.
Have been into Mongering since quite some time and enjoyed reading the FRs and reviews here. Thanks to MK26.
I must confess that I felt the urge to sign up to this forum after reading one of the Suggestion of Great Uncle Sam “ don’t get into emotional attachment...Its like Cancer...It kills”.
The moment I read that I was taken aback by those words. I knew this from the very beginning but unknowingly got carried away. But after his statement I immediately thought of getting rid of it. And as they say AGAR KISI CHEEZ KO PURI SHIDDAT SE CHAHO TO SAARI KAAYNAT USE TUMSE MILANE ME JUD JATI HAI.
I just started finding reasons to get rid of it and to my surprise got a strong enough reason within 15 days of reading Uncle Sam’s msg.
Woooohooo..So much relaxed and felling like a free bird.
I have been regular to night lovers , dasi, metro in andheri and in Navi Mumbai Cabana, Maya, White House and most regular to Nightingale.
Many of you who are regular to Nightingale might have seen me.
Anyways I think its too big an introduction.
Looking forward to many more FRs and learnings from all you great people out there.
Special mention of Uncle Sam, MK, PC, Devil, Anglo, Mongering1984, NM, Mark,
Cheers All....

Shambhu Shikaari


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[Unclesam]

https://www.bhaskar.com/maharashtra...utm_medium=wa_share&utm_campaign=social_share

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Where is this jack bar ?

 

[mongerking26]

A bit off topic but can anyone suggest some fun places or activities in Alibaug?

Fun places:
Alibaug beach...kolaba fort...
Machhi market...khanderi underi fort...
Kankeshwar temple...kihim,Kashid, Nagaon,sasavane,varsoli beaches nearby...
Have fun bro...
;-) ;-)