dance bars in navi mumbai

[VickyJJ101]

So here is the much-awaited FR!

An evening to remember indeed, with fellow mongers and now great buddies, ViFiGuy, Demoshash, Bakkacrazy and the unassuming Randall. All thanks to ViFiGuy and Demoashash's flawless planning and execution. Not to mention, VifiGuy being gracious enough to cart us around in his vehicle.

After the customary hellos and introductions, we decided to hit Kishore first, since that's the only bar that starts early in the evening.

We got off to quite a crazy start as soon as we got in. With the usual girls milling around, all five of us spotted our favourite booty and within no time had our hands more than busy!

After downing a few drinks and being sufficiently warmed up for the long evening ahead, we decided to scoot and continue on our monger sojourn.

After much debate, friendly banter and leg-pulling, we unanimously chose Sai Darbar as the next stop.

Still being fairly early in the evening, Sai Darbar was lacklustre to say the least. With very average looking chicks and mostly empty.

Our next stop... Savli. An absolute welcome change! Delightful eye candy almost everywhere you looked.

With all the girls dolled up and gorgeous, we resembled 5 wide-eyed school boys completely besotted and dumbstruck by their ethereal beauty. Here Randall and Bakkacrazy showed us what they're made of. Zeroing in, with surgical precision, these guys managed to charm the hottest ones around.

There was talk that there were some local problems, due to which half the girls decided to stay away. Even then, we couldn't have asked for more. Being really happy with ourselves, we promised we'll be back soon.

Last stop...Blue Star.. more eye candy .. and this time, tonnes of them. When it rains, it pours!!

VifiGuy really came into his own here! Armed with his killer dance moves, he was most at home. The eye candy was literally crawling out of the wood work from really cute girls-next-door types to the exotic types. We stayed here for long trying to savour the goodies as much as possible. Though, I'd want to add a word of caution for first timers. The girls at Blue Star may not be very receptive, if its your first time. It takes a while for them to warm up to you. I was lucky that Demoashash being a regular, and the thorough gentleman that he is, was able to break the ice for me and literally invited some cuties over to where I was sitting.

All in all, a thoroughly enjoyable evening with some really super company and veterans in their own right. Personally, a realization for me as well, about the tonnes that I've been missing on, and would have never bothered to chance upon had I gone by myself.

Once again thanks to all for all the fun!

Wow!! You make even DBs sound so cool as if you guys were club hopping lol!! Quite an art to write an FR I must say



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[Bakkarcrazy]

Once upon a time a group of animals in forest decided to go for a small hunt. The crow being the early riser hits mayur by 3. Mostly fat buffaloes grazing in sun. Some slight slimmer ones there but busy applying mud pack to look prettier. Call one with big udders.. jy@ti .. All big big balloons and enjoy nicely. Crow taking stones and putting in sprite to make best use of 300 rs. Get call from rest of jungle. Look at sorry state of prey and all start out to kishor. Play time with balloons 200. Sprite 300. Table slugs 50 and crow fly out.

Crow: pecks at everything does not eat anything
Dog: leaves not even the bones
Cat: likes chasing the prey
Jackal: likes a bit of everything

Now crow joins the dogs and the cat going straight to kishor. Slim girls, gori girls, curvy girls all jumping on laps. Jackal join now. Beer flowing and girls blowing.. All happy happy birthday singing. Cat chase one kitten to corner and eating evening snack. Rest do merry go around with girls . Crow doing third course with suman after reshma.. Jackal also like little suman. Crow do merry go around and suman changes laps. Butter boobs soni@ not come . Crow sad. But play with some micro.. All happy and pay bill go next stop. The durbar.

Stupid time. Stupid place. Only jackal make merry with aarthi. Rest waiting for aarti and run out.

Finally savli.. one dog boss dog here. All people treat him like big boss. Rest follow. Gori chick with flat abs catch crow eye and pull her down for asking about her gotra and horoscope . Also checking if it's auspicious time to play with balloons. Time not auspicious due to mad monkeys prowling .. so only do Desi baba sex talk. Rest all seeing movie with vodka and cigarettes. Think we look like ocean eleven but more really like gangs of wassepur.. good time will revisit. Next stop blue star.

Now other dog is also big boss. Two big boss better than one big boss. We get royalty table with two aunties on either sides touching us with peacock feathers. But me no like water buffalo and sit in middle. Buffalo stalking and keep rubbing . Pay 50 and make it go away. Cat now sitiing and chasing black dressed kitten. Nice cheap perfume all coy like the girl in old nirodh advert. Big boss suddenly goes beserk and doing jumping japak dance like pro. Girl the size of farah Khan join with his own girl. Other boss handing out 100 rs to all . Crow coz of pecking from everywhere is down . Jackal still is prowling behind pillar with one dusky kitten. By 10 Cat tired of chasing now snoozing.. party goes on till 11.. now all tired and head home living happily ever after.

Now don tell this as a bed time story to kids. Most importantly thanks for the time and planning and getting the best tables for us to all the hunters of the jungle baby

 

[ViFiGuy]

Once upon a time a group of animals in forest decided to go for a small hunt. The crow being the early riser hits mayur by 3. Mostly fat buffaloes grazing in sun. Some slight slimmer ones there but busy applying mud pack to look prettier. Call one with big udders.. jy@ti .. All big big balloons and enjoy nicely. Crow taking stones and putting in sprite to make best use of 300 rs. Get call from rest of jungle. Look at sorry state of prey and all start out to kishor. Play time with balloons 200. Sprite 300. Table slugs 50 and crow fly out.

Crow: pecks at everything does not eat anything
Dog: leaves not even the bones
Cat: likes chasing the prey
Jackal: likes a bit of everything

Now crow joins the dogs and the cat going straight to kishor. Slim girls, gori girls, curvy girls all jumping on laps. Jackal join now. Beer flowing and girls blowing.. All happy happy birthday singing. Cat chase one kitten to corner and eating evening snack. Rest do merry go around with girls . Crow doing third course with suman after reshma.. Jackal also like little suman. Crow do merry go around and suman changes laps. Butter boobs soni@ not come . Crow sad. But play with some micro.. All happy and pay bill go next stop. The durbar.

Stupid time. Stupid place. Only jackal make merry with aarthi. Rest waiting for aarti and run out.

Finally savli.. one dog boss dog here. All people treat him like big boss. Rest follow. Gori chick with flat abs catch crow eye and pull her down for asking about her gotra and horoscope . Also checking if it's auspicious time to play with balloons. Time not auspicious due to mad monkeys prowling .. so only do Desi baba sex talk. Rest all seeing movie with vodka and cigarettes. Think we look like ocean eleven but more really like gangs of wassepur.. good time will revisit. Next stop blue star.

Now other dog is also big boss. Two big boss better than one big boss. We get royalty table with two aunties on either sides touching us with peacock feathers. But me no like water buffalo and sit in middle. Buffalo stalking and keep rubbing . Pay 50 and make it go away. Cat now sitiing and chasing black dressed kitten. Nice cheap perfume all coy like the girl in old nirodh advert. Big boss suddenly goes beserk and doing jumping japak dance like pro. Girl the size of farah Khan join with his own girl. Other boss handing out 100 rs to all . Crow coz of pecking from everywhere is down . Jackal still is prowling behind pillar with one dusky kitten. By 10 Cat tired of chasing now snoozing.. party goes on till 11.. now all tired and head home living happily ever after.

Now don tell this as a bed time story to kids. Most importantly thanks for the time and planning and getting the best tables for us to all the hunters of the jungle baby

Ooo Lala.., lovely man !!!

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[RahulThanekar]

Once upon a time a group of animals in forest decided to go for a small hunt. The crow being the early riser hits mayur by 3. Mostly fat buffaloes grazing in sun. Some slight slimmer ones there but busy applying mud pack to look prettier. Call one with big udders.. jy@ti .. All big big balloons and enjoy nicely. Crow taking stones and putting in sprite to make best use of 300 rs. Get call from rest of jungle. Look at sorry state of prey and all start out to kishor. Play time with balloons 200. Sprite 300. Table slugs 50 and crow fly out.

Crow: pecks at everything does not eat anything
Dog: leaves not even the bones
Cat: likes chasing the prey
Jackal: likes a bit of everything

Now crow joins the dogs and the cat going straight to kishor. Slim girls, gori girls, curvy girls all jumping on laps. Jackal join now. Beer flowing and girls blowing.. All happy happy birthday singing. Cat chase one kitten to corner and eating evening snack. Rest do merry go around with girls . Crow doing third course with suman after reshma.. Jackal also like little suman. Crow do merry go around and suman changes laps. Butter boobs soni@ not come . Crow sad. But play with some micro.. All happy and pay bill go next stop. The durbar.

Stupid time. Stupid place. Only jackal make merry with aarthi. Rest waiting for aarti and run out.

Finally savli.. one dog boss dog here. All people treat him like big boss. Rest follow. Gori chick with flat abs catch crow eye and pull her down for asking about her gotra and horoscope . Also checking if it's auspicious time to play with balloons. Time not auspicious due to mad monkeys prowling .. so only do Desi baba sex talk. Rest all seeing movie with vodka and cigarettes. Think we look like ocean eleven but more really like gangs of wassepur.. good time will revisit. Next stop blue star.

Now other dog is also big boss. Two big boss better than one big boss. We get royalty table with two aunties on either sides touching us with peacock feathers. But me no like water buffalo and sit in middle. Buffalo stalking and keep rubbing . Pay 50 and make it go away. Cat now sitiing and chasing black dressed kitten. Nice cheap perfume all coy like the girl in old nirodh advert. Big boss suddenly goes beserk and doing jumping japak dance like pro. Girl the size of farah Khan join with his own girl. Other boss handing out 100 rs to all . Crow coz of pecking from everywhere is down . Jackal still is prowling behind pillar with one dusky kitten. By 10 Cat tired of chasing now snoozing.. party goes on till 11.. now all tired and head home living happily ever after.

Now don tell this as a bed time story to kids. Most importantly thanks for the time and planning and getting the best tables for us to all the hunters of the jungle baby

Superb Bro, keep it up

 

[redmagnet]

Hi Crazy,

as with your name u r really crazy but amazing and creative. do u work for an ad agency?
nice to know u had a good time romping in nav mum.
appears u know it all. have been a regular at kishore and IMHO the most happening place out there. have been a regular with Priyanka ( drunk dancer) and Priti (fat bomb).
Haven't been there in a long tim cause of business trips out. think a few new ones have landed like Reshma. PLease can u give update on her. would be some vitamin to take the trek all the way to Shiravne.

And by the way....do not stop writing reports in ur style. this could be the dawn of a new era in copywriting reports. . Cheers and have fun.

Once upon a time a group of animals in forest decided to go for a small hunt. The crow being the early riser hits mayur by 3. Mostly fat buffaloes grazing in sun. Some slight slimmer ones there but busy applying mud pack to look prettier. Call one with big udders.. jy@ti .. All big big balloons and enjoy nicely. Crow taking stones and putting in sprite to make best use of 300 rs. Get call from rest of jungle. Look at sorry state of prey and all start out to kishor. Play time with balloons 200. Sprite 300. Table slugs 50 and crow fly out.

 

[manojjha1924]

Hi Crazy,

as with your name u r really crazy but amazing and creative. do u work for an ad agency?
nice to know u had a good time romping in nav mum.
appears u know it all. have been a regular at kishore and IMHO the most happening place out there. have been a regular with Priyanka ( drunk dancer) and Priti (fat bomb).
Haven't been there in a long tim cause of business trips out. think a few new ones have landed like Reshma. PLease can u give update on her. would be some vitamin to take the trek all the way to Shiravne.

And by the way....do not stop writing reports in ur style. this could be the dawn of a new era in copywriting reports. . Cheers and have fun.

What is IMHO?

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[manojjha1924]

What is IMHO?

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Okay. Got it

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[mushik79]

Once upon a time a group of animals in forest decided to go for a small hunt. The crow being the early riser hits mayur by 3. Mostly fat buffaloes grazing in sun. Some slight slimmer ones there but busy applying mud pack to look prettier. Call one with big udders.. jy@ti .. All big big balloons and enjoy nicely. Crow taking stones and putting in sprite to make best use of 300 rs. Get call from rest of jungle. Look at sorry state of prey and all start out to kishor. Play time with balloons 200. Sprite 300. Table slugs 50 and crow fly out.

Crow: pecks at everything does not eat anything
Dog: leaves not even the bones
Cat: likes chasing the prey
Jackal: likes a bit of everything

Now crow joins the dogs and the cat going straight to kishor. Slim girls, gori girls, curvy girls all jumping on laps. Jackal join now. Beer flowing and girls blowing.. All happy happy birthday singing. Cat chase one kitten to corner and eating evening snack. Rest do merry go around with girls . Crow doing third course with suman after reshma.. Jackal also like little suman. Crow do merry go around and suman changes laps. Butter boobs soni@ not come . Crow sad. But play with some micro.. All happy and pay bill go next stop. The durbar.

Stupid time. Stupid place. Only jackal make merry with aarthi. Rest waiting for aarti and run out.

Finally savli.. one dog boss dog here. All people treat him like big boss. Rest follow. Gori chick with flat abs catch crow eye and pull her down for asking about her gotra and horoscope . Also checking if it's auspicious time to play with balloons. Time not auspicious due to mad monkeys prowling .. so only do Desi baba sex talk. Rest all seeing movie with vodka and cigarettes. Think we look like ocean eleven but more really like gangs of wassepur.. good time will revisit. Next stop blue star.

Now other dog is also big boss. Two big boss better than one big boss. We get royalty table with two aunties on either sides touching us with peacock feathers. But me no like water buffalo and sit in middle. Buffalo stalking and keep rubbing . Pay 50 and make it go away. Cat now sitiing and chasing black dressed kitten. Nice cheap perfume all coy like the girl in old nirodh advert. Big boss suddenly goes beserk and doing jumping japak dance like pro. Girl the size of farah Khan join with his own girl. Other boss handing out 100 rs to all . Crow coz of pecking from everywhere is down . Jackal still is prowling behind pillar with one dusky kitten. By 10 Cat tired of chasing now snoozing.. party goes on till 11.. now all tired and head home living happily ever after.

Now don tell this as a bed time story to kids. Most importantly thanks for the time and planning and getting the best tables for us to all the hunters of the jungle baby

Nicely.. written fr.. seems you guys had a lot of fun..

While the crow dog cat and jackal was having fun where was the lion of the jungle (mongerking).. ??

 

[Nav1983]

Hehehehe. MK..

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[mongerking26]

Superbly penned..
Cant stop belly laugh...
U all rock..
Keep the tempo in fifth gear...
Kudos...

 

[V@@]

So here is the much-awaited FR!

An evening to remember indeed, with fellow mongers and now great buddies, ViFiGuy, Demoshash, Bakkacrazy and the unassuming Randall. All thanks to ViFiGuy and Demoashash's flawless planning and execution. Not to mention, VifiGuy being gracious enough to cart us around in his vehicle.

After the customary hellos and introductions, we decided to hit Kishore first, since that's the only bar that starts early in the evening.

We got off to quite a crazy start as soon as we got in. With the usual girls milling around, all five of us spotted our favourite booty and within no time had our hands more than busy!

After downing a few drinks and being sufficiently warmed up for the long evening ahead, we decided to scoot and continue on our monger sojourn.

After much debate, friendly banter and leg-pulling, we unanimously chose Sai Darbar as the next stop.

Still being fairly early in the evening, Sai Darbar was lacklustre to say the least. With very average looking chicks and mostly empty.

Our next stop... Savli. An absolute welcome change! Delightful eye candy almost everywhere you looked.

With all the girls dolled up and gorgeous, we resembled 5 wide-eyed school boys completely besotted and dumbstruck by their ethereal beauty. Here Randall and Bakkacrazy showed us what they're made of. Zeroing in, with surgical precision, these guys managed to charm the hottest ones around.

There was talk that there were some local problems, due to which half the girls decided to stay away. Even then, we couldn't have asked for more. Being really happy with ourselves, we promised we'll be back soon.

Last stop...Blue Star.. more eye candy .. and this time, tonnes of them. When it rains, it pours!!

VifiGuy really came into his own here! Armed with his killer dance moves, he was most at home. The eye candy was literally crawling out of the wood work from really cute girls-next-door types to the exotic types. We stayed here for long trying to savour the goodies as much as possible. Though, I'd want to add a word of caution for first timers. The girls at Blue Star may not be very receptive, if its your first time. It takes a while for them to warm up to you. I was lucky that Demoashash being a regular, and the thorough gentleman that he is, was able to break the ice for me and literally invited some cuties over to where I was sitting.

All in all, a thoroughly enjoyable evening with some really super company and veterans in their own right. Personally, a realization for me as well, about the tonnes that I've been missing on, and would have never bothered to chance upon had I gone by myself.

Once again thanks to all for all the fun!

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[cyrus1975]

Once upon a time a group of animals in forest decided to go for a small hunt. The crow being the early riser hits mayur by 3. Mostly fat buffaloes grazing in sun. Some slight slimmer ones there but busy applying mud pack to look prettier. Call one with big udders.. jy@ti .. All big big balloons and enjoy nicely. Crow taking stones and putting in sprite to make best use of 300 rs. Get call from rest of jungle. Look at sorry state of prey and all start out to kishor. Play time with balloons 200. Sprite 300. Table slugs 50 and crow fly out.

Crow: pecks at everything does not eat anything
Dog: leaves not even the bones
Cat: likes chasing the prey
Jackal: likes a bit of everything

Now crow joins the dogs and the cat going straight to kishor. Slim girls, gori girls, curvy girls all jumping on laps. Jackal join now. Beer flowing and girls blowing.. All happy happy birthday singing. Cat chase one kitten to corner and eating evening snack. Rest do merry go around with girls . Crow doing third course with suman after reshma.. Jackal also like little suman. Crow do merry go around and suman changes laps. Butter boobs soni@ not come . Crow sad. But play with some micro.. All happy and pay bill go next stop. The durbar.

Stupid time. Stupid place. Only jackal make merry with aarthi. Rest waiting for aarti and run out.

Finally savli.. one dog boss dog here. All people treat him like big boss. Rest follow. Gori chick with flat abs catch crow eye and pull her down for asking about her gotra and horoscope . Also checking if it's auspicious time to play with balloons. Time not auspicious due to mad monkeys prowling .. so only do Desi baba sex talk. Rest all seeing movie with vodka and cigarettes. Think we look like ocean eleven but more really like gangs of wassepur.. good time will revisit. Next stop blue star.

Now other dog is also big boss. Two big boss better than one big boss. We get royalty table with two aunties on either sides touching us with peacock feathers. But me no like water buffalo and sit in middle. Buffalo stalking and keep rubbing . Pay 50 and make it go away. Cat now sitiing and chasing black dressed kitten. Nice cheap perfume all coy like the girl in old nirodh advert. Big boss suddenly goes beserk and doing jumping japak dance like pro. Girl the size of farah Khan join with his own girl. Other boss handing out 100 rs to all . Crow coz of pecking from everywhere is down . Jackal still is prowling behind pillar with one dusky kitten. By 10 Cat tired of chasing now snoozing.. party goes on till 11.. now all tired and head home living happily ever after.

Now don tell this as a bed time story to kids. Most importantly thanks for the time and planning and getting the best tables for us to all the hunters of the jungle baby

Well Done...Bakka...Looking forward to an equally eventful outing soon.

 

[cyrus1975]

Couln't help reading it again.. you just made my day Bakka!!

 

[ViFiGuy]

Guys any news on panvel, kamothe DBs

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[Bakkarcrazy]

Hi Crazy,

as with your name u r really crazy but amazing and creative. do u work for an ad agency?
nice to know u had a good time romping in nav mum.
appears u know it all. have been a regular at kishore and IMHO the most happening place out there. have been a regular with Priyanka ( drunk dancer) and Priti (fat bomb).
Haven't been there in a long tim cause of business trips out. think a few new ones have landed like Reshma. PLease can u give update on her. would be some vitamin to take the trek all the way to Shiravne.

And by the way....do not stop writing reports in ur style. this could be the dawn of a new era in copywriting reports. . Cheers and have fun.

Dr.watson has severely batty fanged me for excessive ingestion of methylcarbinol causing large duress to my outer steros coat in the gaster.

Dancing in half rats state ain't a plausible scenario in near future and it puts a pause to my dillydallying with damsels of navi mumbai. Will be restricting to cat lapping for a while and hence my next thesis is indefinitely advanced till further notice.

See this is what happens when I stop drinking. Reshma slim thing with small soft boobs. Time watcher. Rani curvy thing with medium firm boobs. Money watcher. Suman small thing with microscopic boobs. Hand mein paisa mouth pe dosa. Fat bomb attitude . Don't like. Riya massive boobs vfm. Darky forgot her name. Smaller darker version of suman . Don't keep track of aunties since they look Chinese to me . All same . Sonia butter baby. Very soft.

 

[mongerking26]

Crazy bro,
Plz understand that most of the forum guys are ordinary people like me who can't digest the clinical nomenclature u used to define Ur state.
But still,let me clarify before many ask to know what u have written in a simpler lingo.
I refer to methyl carbinol.
Folks,the carbinol group is defined as CH2OH
So,methyl carbinol would be:
CH3+CH2OH= CH3CH2OH= C2H5OH
Is ethanol or ethyl alcohol that is whisky or rum or vodka,or gin,or DARU..
Ingestion= intake,drink
Batty= mad,insane
Fanged= drove at high speed
Duress=pressure,hardship
Outer steroid coat in gaster= mucous layer in intestinal track.
Plausible= reasonable, believable
Dilly dallying= delay,waste of time
Damsels= hot chicks(in bar)

To conclude,I pray for Ur well-being,Crazy bro..
Get well soon...
Ek Baar darshan ho jaye aap ke..
Charan sparsh ka mauka milega.
Amen...

 

[Bakkarcrazy]

Crazy bro,
Plz understand that most of the forum guys are ordinary people like me who can't digest the clinical nomenclature u used to define Ur state.
But still,let me clarify before many ask to know what u have written in a simpler lingo.
I refer to methyl carbinol.
Folks,the carbinol group is defined as CH2OH
So,methyl carbinol would be:
CH3+CH2OH= CH3CH2OH= C2H5OH
Is ethanol or ethyl alcohol that is whisky or rum or vodka,or gin,or DARU..
Ingestion= intake,drink
Batty= mad,insane
Fanged= drove at high speed
Duress=pressure,hardship
Outer steroid coat in gaster= mucous layer in intestinal track.
Plausible= reasonable, believable
Dilly dallying= delay,waste of time
Damsels= hot chicks(in bar)

Since I am off daru off dbs too and that was just to get the frustration off

 

[mongerking26]

Since I am off daru off dbs too and that was just to get the frustration off

But bhai..
Aap apna frustration nikal ne ke chakkar me kitno Ko depression me daal rahe ho...
Think of it..;-)

 

[cyrus1975]

Crazy bro,
Plz understand that most of the forum guys are ordinary people like me who can't digest the clinical nomenclature u used to define Ur state.
But still,let me clarify before many ask to know what u have written in a simpler lingo.
I refer to methyl carbinol.
Folks,the carbinol group is defined as CH2OH
So,methyl carbinol would be:
CH3+CH2OH= CH3CH2OH= C2H5OH
Is ethanol or ethyl alcohol that is whisky or rum or vodka,or gin,or DARU..
Ingestion= intake,drink
Batty= mad,insane
Fanged= drove at high speed
Duress=pressure,hardship
Outer steroid coat in gaster= mucous layer in intestinal track.
Plausible= reasonable, believable
Dilly dallying= delay,waste of time
Damsels= hot chicks(in bar)

To conclude,I pray for Ur well-being,Crazy bro..
Get well soon...
Ek Baar darshan ho jaye aap ke..
Charan sparsh ka mauka milega.
Amen...

Absolutely brilliant piece MK

 

[cyrus1975]

This forum is now devolving into a bunch of mongers showcasing their literary prowess