to start, i'm a long time lurker, active hobbier since the beginning of the year, and normally the spectator/ghost of all things group chats/forums/discussions. i think i speak for majority of men when i say i enjoy the thrill + mystery of new experiences, getting the best bang for my buck (if youre young like me and don't have unlimited cash laying around to be spent on instant gratification like some of the older men here), and simply just fulfilling some type of temporary fetish that youre going through at the moment. i'm not the type to post threads or contribute to forums bc that's who i am as a person .. but if you are like me, then i hope this story saves you a lot of money. its taken me a couple months of convincing myself to do this but today i'm here to share the absolute biggest L i've ever taken since starting this hobby.
let me simply state that this is completely unbiased. i've visited nearly every spa in scarborough and markham. i don't shill, i dont promote, and i don't deliberate trash talk spas or mpas. i sat on my feelings, absorbed this fat L, and i'm ready to move on. no hate to the spa or the workers, i'm just trying to save some young men their hard earned cash and to get what they pay for, elsewhere.
the header states jessica but i've been to this spa 3 times total. all different girls, different experiences, but the same result/outcome/verdict. oh and to whoever is writing the descriptions for their ads, good job brotha you got me LOL. "chinese & russian". she's full chinese, pale as a russian (but def not russian lmao), gotta be mid 50s, heavy accent, saggy ass, big tits you say? they might be above average sized but unless you wanna be feeling cystic acne all over them watermelons, stay tf away. i'm a meathead so maybe my standards for a 'model body' is distorted but model body you say? far from a model body, same goes for the other 2.
The experience: i can't lie, the whole situation is living in my head rent-free, so heres the interaction in detail. she showed up at the door, acted all nice and smiley eyed with her cleavage out (this is how they reel you in). i could immediately tell she wasn't half russian. intuitively, this is when i trust my gut feeling and get out. but being me, i love to be proven wrong. i'm a man of second chances and i don't let one or two bad experiences completely sway my perception of a person or a whole spa. l find a lot of enjoyment in trying to see if i could be wrong, it's a thrill in and of itself and i'm sure some of you can empathize. she rushed and pressured me to collect the $40 room fee and i'll tell you why this is a huge red flag in a bit. she disappeared for 10 minutes, came back, and we negotiated the extras. believe me when i say that all the old hags at this spa are OVERPRICING THEIR SERVICES. i can't sugarcoat it, it's comedy the way these -- wait let me backtrack a bit. she greeted me at the door with a mask, immediately asked for the room fee, took the money, came into the room after what felt like an eternity, then took off her mask. absolute catfish, far from a model, straight butterface LMAO. at that point i was hesitant. but after the negotiations for extras, i knew i had to get tf out because every hag at this spa is over charging for fs, and trying to charge the regular fs price for a nude hj. i said i changed my mind and wanted my room fee back and to get out. (this is when they say gotcha btch) she started yelling at me and saying she cannot refund the room fee and made like 4 different excuses. fine, keep the room fee, all i want is a massage then. she proceeded to yelling at me even harder and saying she cannot do only the massage LOL because the room fee does not go to her and she will not make any money from it. at this point, i'm extremely turned off, mentally drained, and wanting to leave asap so i gave into her final asking price of $100. we agreed on massage, topless, and a hj. it took probably 20 minutes to get to this point (including the part where she disappeared for 10 minutes). she started the session going straight into the hj so i'm like oh this is new. hj and then a massage after? interesting. i decided not to edge for this session because i thought i was in for a treat so i released within 30 seconds. oh and she let me feel her cystic-c-cups for a long 10 seconds! before i know it, she goes ok done and gets dressed. i'm like what? what about the massage? she says we agreed on just a topless and hj LOL. just so we're clear, i made sure to do my due diligence by clearly outlining massage, hj, topless and double checking to make sure. and i still got finessed. that's crazy.
now you're probably thinking, why did you keep returning to this spa after 2 bad experiences and feeling robbed both times? fuck if i know but i'm glad it happened because it made me realize i'll get more enjoyment out of the hub at home with my hand if i want a new and quick fix.
Based on the ads and descriptions for ORCHID SPA (Review for Jessica but can be applied to all of them at Orchid)
Pics: 100% Fake
Face: Butter
Bod: Not model
Service: -10/10
Tits: cystic-c-cups
Age: mid 50s
Finesse: Gotcha bitch
In your 20s? avoid this spa at all costs unless youre tryna touch someone who looks just like your middle aged mom. keep your standards high and spend your money at literally any other spa in the area.
If they decide to change up the names and descriptions, just know she has blonde hair, pale skin, about 5'6-5'8, full chinese and definitely not half russian as stated.
We need more honest and unbiased negative reviews without being berrated by veterans or promoters on this forum, just my two cents. Hope this review saves some of yall money. Please don't hesitate to share some horror stories in the comments or make your own thread to save some asses.
As for me, i'm done with the hobby. It was fun while it lasted. This one is for the boys ; ) stay safe and a reminder: don't spend all your money on this hobby. i would hate for some of you to go down the dark path of getting addicted to this. cheers