What's the best thing about dating a Detroit Lions fan?
She won't be asking for a ring.
Why is the Ford car plant so close to Ford field?
If they ever need some crash test dummies, they don't need to go far to get them.
What did the Detroit Lions fan say to his mother after the Detroit Lions won the Super Bowl?
Aww, Mom, why did you have to wake me up? I was having a fantastic dream.