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What am I missing here?
I don't get what's funny about this one.
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D stands for dick
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snoopdoggie
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Not bad for only $4.50.
snoopdoggie
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Use your imagination.
BmH6769
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Reminds me of Adam Nobody who may have gotten a bit of a rough time by police during some gathering in Toronto a few years ago when he was asked his name and he replied โ Nobodyโ . Cops thought he was being a smart ass and when they got his ID they said โ this guy really is a Fโฆ,inโ nobodyโ.
I though this one was quite funny so I copied the image and sent it to my lovely wife of 15 years. She didnโt get it so back and forth a few times and then she got it. She then sent me a message saying that I should check if the movie is on Netflix and I should watch it before the weekend โฆ..ouchโฆ.
snoopdoggie
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Some people have weird names. Cops should know better. But Adam Nobody could have been Somebody if people just gave him a chance.
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It's only half full. What a cheap skate.
I have heard a few dandies over the years -
William Harry Dick
Helmet Dyck
Ennifer - the parents filled out the birth certificate on line and forgot the J.
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OOPS
snoopdoggie
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Lol. Yeah there are lots of Dicks. Mike Hunt, Phil McKraken, and so on.
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- EMSpa_schedule:
Tomorrow's sneak peek: For Saturday February 1, 2025, our attendants will be Opal
, Vicky 
, Lucy 
, Ivy 
and Sophie 
Enjoy! Call 905-479-6668 to book! - Withme_Spa:
โฃ
at 4386 Sheppard Avenue east โฃFriday, โฃ โJudy, slim, and sexy body, very pretty. High energy session in store for you
Kim, gorgeous, long brown hair, a sexy medium body with good relaxation skill... nice service โค Jasmine, slim, and sexy body, nicely stacked, very pretty young lady, friendly, nice style of relaxation treatment โฃ Gaga, medium height, stacked, friendly and pretty, firm treatment and over the top finish. 
416 297-7488 - New spring spa@:
sexy hot busty 
Canadian Ashely DD size Malaysia sexy and hot Korean girls working at Markham 
416-669-8508 - lemon_tree:
a discreet entrance at 4155 Sheppard Avenue east, unit 201Friday, โฃ Fifi, friendly girl, dark hair, very nice curvy body, busty, pretty, soft hands to relax you and highly developed sensual skillsโฃ
647 348-2899 - JerryWangWw:
Suko spa every day have different style 7 masseuses working here please call 905-597-8880
- hiyamickey:
7 girls working at Reinella wellness, Address: 6262 hwy7 unit #1 Vaughan,๏ผ905-851-4888
- Q Spa:
Q SPA 
4465 SHEPPARD AVENUE EAST UNIT #27 SCARBOROUGH - BRIMLEY & SHEPPARD (647-727-2577)Call Only Spa Landline (249-874-2628) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY TWO NEW ASIAN GIRLS EVERYDAY EXCELLENT MASSAGE+ EXTRA SERVICES AVAILABLE Q SPA IS YOUR IDEAL MASSAGE + SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS SPA WITH YOUNG ASIAN SEXY PETITE GIRLS REAL PICTURES OF GIRLS WORKING IN OUR SPA EVERYDAY Available Girls Working Today: Yoyo
Q Spaโs new alluring Asian massag - Moneylee:
All season wellness center : New Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Gold ,young girl pretty face nice figure Thai deep massage Mia,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Vivi ,Young girl Big breasted saucy naughty Ella ,Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Sherry
address: #5-30 Rambler dr Brampton ,Ontario L6W 1E24376655510 
๏ธ๏ธ - Moneylee:
Full season wellness center: New Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Ivy , Young girl pretty face big boobs nice figure deep massage Jessica ,Young girl Big-breasted big Big boobs big butts May, Young beautiful face sexy body and good deep massage Maggie,Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Mary . 2560 Shepard Ave Mississauga unit 1 4379857899 ๏ธ๏ธ
- Sparkling Spa:
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SPARKLING SPA๏ธ 50 Lockridge Ave Unit 8 
Markham, ON L3R 8X4 (905) 604-8186 Spa Land Line (437) 446-6688 NEW Spa Cell Phone (West of Warden & 16th Ave) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLSSUPERSTAR SERVICE QUEENS AVAILABLE AT SPARKLING SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS SEXY NEW YOUNG GIRLS ALWAYS WORKING - Todayโs Schedule isโฆ Jennifer -A talented and graceful new massage girl from Taiwan, offering a trul - wonderspa:
welcome to wonder spa416-5000-800,L6a4H8๏ผopen10 to10.we have 4young beautiful girls working everyday,Ensuit shower available 
,service queen Jessica friendly nice girl,providing deep tissue massage and nice body slidejoey is very good looking,big breasted sweet sensual touch,amazing massage stress release really popular strong ma
long hair beautiful Amy open maid ,everything she can do ,give u warm time - Jennyโs Spa:
JENNYโS SPA 5170 DUNDAS STREET WEST ETOBICOKE ONTARIO M9A 1C4 ( 647-893-5196)Call or Text ( 437-888-3759)Call Only (ETOBICOKE) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY GRAND OPENINGNEW GIRLS EVERYDAYEXCELLENT MASSAGE + SERVICE QUEENS NOW AVAILABLE AT JENNYโS SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS TWO BEAUTIFUL NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS EVERYDAY REAL PICTURES OF ATTENDANTS TODAYโs ROSTER INCLUDES: GraceA new alluring and skilled Asi
- OrchidSPA:
Today is Mia & Tiffany
Mia has Lovely Sexy Body ~ Provides a Smooth Full Body Massage 
Tiffany is Young and Very Sexy Girl with natural 34C boobs. Open: 10am to 10:00pm ~ Call/Text 
๏ธ (437) 220-6963 ~ 3601 Highway 7, Unit#103, Markham - HollywoodSpa:
Friday at
๐๐ข๐๐๐ฌ๐ช๐ข๐ข๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐, 4578 Yonge St, Unit 100, North York, ON: TRACY & MICHICO. โ416-222-5554โ When you visit Hollywood Spa, you will be treated with tender care and your visit will be a fulfilling one. Nice Massage, Young Pretty Girls. We have Chinese, Japanese, Korean & other attendants. TRACY is a slim, taller & pretty lady, very friendly with an extensive menu. MICHICO is a young slim, beautiful - AliceSpa:
FRIDAY at ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐, 4915 Steeles Ave. E, Scarborough ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฒ-๐ฎ๐ต๐ด-๐ฌ๐ด๐ต๐ด. Alice spa has 3 very hot girls today. Open 10am to 9pm: AMY: is a young, petite short & slim Taiwanese, former dance instructor, firm natural B Cups, pretty face, firm natural titis, super play good, bbbj, cim, rim, dfk, all services. ANNA : is a hot & sexy curvy girl from Vietnam with C Cups. Strong massage
- Endless Joy Spa:
[GRAND OPENING] Endless Joy Spa 
(155 East Beaver Creek Rd Unit #8, Richmond Hill) 416-731-856510am-2am, Slim Petite Chinese Vivi & Young Slim Sexy Chinese Faye & Sexy Chinese Cici - ForeverWarden:
Friday at
๐๐๐ก๐๐ฅ๐๐ก ๐ข๐๐ 2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฒ-๐ด๐ฌ๐ฌ-๐ณ๐ด๐ด๐ณ : Ashley, Bobo & Sasa. Ashley is a very beautiful & young Indian lady, with great services. Bobo is a small, slim and sexy lady, petite with all natural busty melons for your enjoyment. Sasa is a slim & sweet Korean lady, about 5โ4โ with C Cups. She can offer top quality bbbj and cfs - HolidaySpa:
Friday at
๐๐ธ๐ต๐ฒ๐ญ๐ช๐ ๐ข๐น๐ช3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ณ-๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ณ-๐ญ๐ญ๐ต๐ต: LINA, YOYO & CINDY. LINA is very well known for her great services and her impressive shapely ass. Come and see why! You will be glad you did. YOYO is a very beautiful slim Chinese lady, 165Cms & 116 Lbs with natural D Cups & a VERY sexy figure. She provides the best versatile PSE services. - SugarLoveSpa:
Friday at
โ๐ฆ๐จ๐๐๐ฅ ๐๐ข๐ฉ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐โ 
:ANA, MIA & TIFFANY. 1270 Finch Ave W (at Keele St), Unit 18. North York, ON โ ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ณ-๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ฑ-๐ฎ๐ฒ๐ด๐ด โ ANA is a young, short and sweet lady, 5โ1 & 105 Lbs, very tight, with a small to medium booty. Ana is a versatile honey who provides great massage, & can accommodate your needs. MIA is a young & slim ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, very PRETTY & PETITE Vietnamese beauty with A Cups, 5โ1โ - gold__rose__spa:
๐ตat 1536 Warden Avenue โฃFriday, 
Nana, small in stature, slim and fit. A very pretty girl, does a relaxing treatment and fantastic finish. ๐ต Fifi, a strong, full body girl, 
647 346-8086 - Golden Sunshine Spa:
Click on our Username and FOLLOW US for updates and special services ! Click Here TodayAlisaSelinaMonikaNinaIsabella Call us โ 905 - 265 - 2158 Your ultimate service awaits!
- bnwellness_wilson:
We have 4 girls are working today.Young 22 girl beautiful face deep massage Lily ,beautiful buttocks charming temperament Tina, funny,nice, big boobs deep massage Lina, Young beautiful sexy body and good deep massage Summerpls call 416-3985777 book appointment and walk in always welcome, back entrance and parking available. 350 Wilson Ave North York
- Red_Pearl_Spa:
โคat 4385 Sheppard Avenue east, unit 5
๏ธโฃFriday, โคโฃKelly, today for an amazing treatment... 5'5", long light brown hair, at least C, decent English and upbeat, cheerful personality. โฃ 647 352-1588 - Soul Relax Spa:
Looking for a relaxing escape? Click Here MeetKimTinaTaniaCall us today for the best treatment and service experience. Click on our Username and FOLLOW US for updates ! Call now โ 289 - 298 - 5662 Your ultimate relaxation awaits!
- luckywellness:
Lucky Wellness Center 4379721888 295 Eglinton Ave E,Unit 7,Mississauga We have three girls working today. Lily Suki and Kiki, they are young, beautiful, cute, sexy, slim, with sweet smiles, good service and good massage.
- New Oriental Health Centre:
Happy & Nayla are here today Call
Text: (647) 381-2688 or You can just walk in 
mmm Happy is a very talented Korean Babe Nayla is a Tall, Young, Beautiful & Curvy Spanish Girl All Our Girls are Extremely Open-Minded 
Open 8am til Late #26, 10 East Wilmot Street, Richmond Hill. - Annie Spa:
ANNIE SPA 7-1001 SANDHURST CIRCLE SCARBOROUGH ON M1V 1Z6 (647) 891-9688 (416) 291-8879 (FINCH & MCCOWAN) OPEN 9:30am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLS GORGEOUS NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS - TODAYโs ROSTER INCLUDES: YumiA striking new tall gorgeous Korean model with long, flowing reddish-brown hair cascading down her back and a slender, elegant figure that exudes grace and poise. Yumiโs natural confidence and allure, make her approachable
- Lulu1980:
Phoenix Blossom Spa3 girls 5124 Dundas St W Etobicoke416-817-3366
New girl Cherry (Student)Hot and sexy body, big boobs super body slide, very provocative service, professional super Luna deep tissue massage, has therapeutic effect to loosen bones and relieve muscle pressure and will bring you unexpected service effects, she will bring you a little surprise You are welcome to make an appointment at any time or walk in the back door with plenty of parking spaces - SL West:
โโFreedom Friday Ultimate destination for Asian massages Two fab spots: SL Richmond Hill & SL West Oakville Your passport to paradise with 9 enchanting girls fr China, HK, Japan & Korea โ Aaliyah, Tina, Coco, Cici, JPN Yui, Super Happy, Echo, Selena & Dorisโ 
Ring us 647-695-6354 or text us 
647-578-8169 160 East Beaver Cr., Unit 12, RichmondHill 
Where Eastern charm meets Western comfort - your bliss awaits
- EMSpa_schedule:
Here's tomorrow's sneak peek: For Friday January 31, 2024, our attendants will be Ada, Opal , Cici , Vicky and Christina Call 905-479-6668 to book!
- Endless Joy Spa:
[GRAND OPENING] Endless Joy Spa (155 East Beaver Creek Rd Unit #8, Richmond Hill) 416-731-856510am-2am, Slim Petite Chinese Vivi & Young Slim Sexy Chinese Faye & Sexy Chinese Cici
- Pink Flower Spa:
โฐ PINK FLOWER SPA โฐ 416 299 5515
3300 McNicoll Ave #A8, Scarborough Todayโs Beauties: Amira 
(22, Lebanese) โ Elegant & soothing Mika 
(19, Vietnamese) โ Petite, radiant & precise 
Linda 
(22, Viet/Malay) โ Skilled & professional Mady 
(19, Filipina Arabian) โ Refreshing & energetic Unwind in elegance, expert hands & pure indulgence! Call now! - Dreaminn:
Available Girls Working Today: Miho (new) Olivia Eva Miho Japanse 5โ2 ,100bs, C+cup, super open-minded(bbbj ,sf2,wf,dfk,69daty. 100% real Japanese , welcome to try Olivia(new) She is Spanish, 5โ3, 120bs, Natural D cup , fair skin sensitive, always smile happy girl, firm ass . Fluent in English Summer (new) Chinese 5โ2 , 34C , very good personality , (bbbj 69 SF2 wf girl friend experience)
- Q Spa:
Q SPA 4465 SHEPPARD AVENUE EAST UNIT #27 SCARBOROUGH - BRIMLEY & SHEPPARD (647)727-2577SPA LANDLINE (249)874-2628 OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY TWO NEW ASIAN GIRLS EVERYDAY EXCELLENT MASSAGE+ EXTRA SERVICES AVAILABLE Q SPA IS YOUR IDEAL MASSAGE + SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS SPA WITH YOUNG ASIAN SEXY PETITE GIRLS REAL PICTURES OF GIRLS WORKING IN OUR SPA EVERYDAY Available Girls Working Today: Cici- A sexy young skinny girl 5โ6โ and 110 lbs ful
- Sparkling Spa:
๏ธSPARKLING SPA๏ธ 50 Lockridge Ave Unit 8 Markham, ON L3R 8X4 (905) 604-8186 Spa Land Line (437) 446-6688 NEW Spa Cell Phone (West of Warden & 16th Ave) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLSSUPERSTAR SERVICE QUEENS AVAILABLE AT SPARKLING SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS SEXY NEW YOUNG GIRLS ALWAYS WORKING - Todayโs Schedule isโฆ MimiA captivating and alluring new massage girl from Korea whose elegance and c
- Jennyโs Spa:
JENNYโS SPA 5170 DUNDAS STREET WEST ETOBICOKE ONTARIO M9A 1C4 ( 647-893-5196)Call or Text ( 437-888-3759)Call Only (ETOBICOKE) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY GRAND OPENINGNEW GIRLS EVERYDAYEXCELLENT MASSAGE + SERVICE QUEENS NOW AVAILABLE AT JENNYโS SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS TWO BEAUTIFUL NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS EVERYDAY REAL PICTURES OF ATTENDANTS TODAYโs ROSTER INCLUDES: Jenny - An exotic tall and slim Vietna
- New spring spa@:
sexy hot Indian JapaneseSingapore girls
working at Nu spring spa 416-669-8508 - Lulu1980:
Phoenix Blossom Spa3 girls 5124 Dundas St W Etobicoke416-817-3366 New girl Mia big boobs 36DD Hot and sexy body, super body slide, very provocative service, professional super Luna deep tissue massage, has therapeutic effect to loosen bones and relieve muscle pressure and will bring you unexpected service effects, she will bring you a little surpriseYou are welcome to make an appointment at any time or walk in the back door with plenty of parking spaces
- wonderspa:
wonder spa416-5000-800,L6a4H8๏ผwe have 4young beautiful girls working everyday ,Ensuit shower available ,service queen Sunny,she is very friendly nice girl,deep tissue massage and nice body slide,new girl Lily is very good looking,long long hair,she got a lot experience,deep to relaxing sensual touch release stressJessica super Q,great service,friendly amazing touch ๏ผnever forget must try
- AliceSpa:
THURSDAY at ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐.4915 Steeles Ave. E, Scarborough ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฒ-๐ฎ๐ต๐ด-๐ฌ๐ด๐ต๐ด. 3 girls here today at ALICE SPA. Open 10am to 9pm: MINA : is a tall slim former model from Taiwan, with B Cups, pretty face, strong massage, bbbj fs, (special service), great services. KITTY (12:30am-9pm) : is a new Korean girl, super busty, small body, new to the business. Very friendly, no rush, dfk, bbbj, cim.
- Moneylee:
All season wellness center: Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Fedi,Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Tina ,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Cindy ,Student big boobs buttocks Vicky, Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Sherry ,address: #5-30 Rambler dr Brampton ,Ontario L6W 1E24376655510 ๏ธ๏ธ
- Moneylee:
Full season wellness center: young girl pretty face nice figure Thai deep massage Vivian , pretty face nice figure Thai deep massage Yuki ,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Anjoo ,Young girl Big breasted saucy naughty Ella,Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Mary. 2560 Shepard ave Mississauga unit 1 .4379857899๏ธ๏ธ
- HollywoodSpa:
Thursday at๐๐ข๐๐๐ฌ๐ช๐ข๐ข๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐, 4578 Yonge St, Unit 100, North York, ON: CINDY, JENNY & SISI. โ416-222-5554โ When you visit Hollywood Spa, you will be treated with tender care and your visit will be a fulfilling one. Nice Massage, Young Pretty Girls. We have Chinese, Japanese, Korean & other attendants. CINDY is a slim & pretty lady with long dark hair and a pleasing personality. JENNY is slim, attractive
- ForeverWarden:
Thursday at๐๐๐ก๐๐ฅ๐๐ก ๐ข๐๐2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฒ-๐ด๐ฌ๐ฌ-๐ณ๐ด๐ด๐ณ: Cindy, Sophia & Tracy. Cindy is a slim beauty, 5โ4โ, natural C Cups & wonderfully long nipples. Her massage is nice, her bbbj will drive you wild & her cfs finish is a dream come true. Sophia is a sweet & pretty Chinese lady with natural B Cups and an awe-inspiring smooth rounded ass.
- HolidaySpa:
Thursday at๐๐ธ๐ต๐ฒ๐ญ๐ช๐ ๐ข๐น๐ช3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ณ-๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ณ-๐ญ๐ญ๐ต๐ต: LUCY, YOYO & CINDY. LUCY is a beautiful and slim Asian lady with a happy disposition and great services. YOYO is a very beautiful slim Chinese lady, 165Cms & 116 Lbs with natural D Cups & a VERY sexy figure. She provides the best versatile PSE services. (Shhh, donโt tell anyone: YOYO is a hidden GEM, total SUPERSTAR
- Annie Spa:
ANNIE SPA 7-1001 SANDHURST CIRCLE SCARBOROUGH ON M1V 1Z6 (647) 891-9688 (416) 291-8879 (FINCH & MCCOWAN) OPEN 9:30am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLS GORGEOUS NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS - TODAYโs ROSTER INCLUDES: Sukiis beautiful short petite tiny sexy student from Cambodia. Exotic features and model looks, Suki has a nice bum, slim waist, flat stomach and very good massage skills and has a great playful personality. Suki has a beautiful
- SugarLoveSpa:
Thursday at โ๐ฆ๐จ๐๐๐ฅ ๐๐ข๐ฉ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐โ : JENNY, LUNA & TIFFANY. 1270 Finch Ave W (at Keele St), Unit 18. North York, ON โ ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ณ-๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ฑ-๐ฎ๐ฒ๐ด๐ด โ JENNY is a sweet & young Korean girl with C Cups. Very versatile services. LUNA is a slim, VERY PETITE and capable Vietnamese beauty, nice natural 34C Cups. Luna can do everything. TIFFANY is an amazing slim petite doll with natural 34C melons
- bnwellness_wilson:
We have 4 girls are working today.Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Ivy ,Young beautiful buttocks charming temperament Tina, funny,nice, big boobs deep massage Lina, Young beautiful sexy body and good deep massage Vivianpls call 416-3985777 book appointment and walk in always welcome, back entrance and parking available. 350 Wilson Ave North York
- OrchidSPA:
Today is Mia & Tiffany Mia has Lovely Sexy Body ~ Provides a Smooth Full Body Massage Tiffany is Young and Very Sexy Girl with natural 34C boobs. Open: 10am to 10:00pm ~ Call/Text ๏ธ (437) 220-6963 ~ 3601 Highway 7, Unit#103, Markham
- luckywellness:
Lucky Wellness Center 4379721888 295 Eglinton Ave E,Unit 7,Mississauga Kiki and Suki work
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