If you guys have been following my posts, you'll find that I was quite put out today. Originally, I wanted to see Angela from Magic Garden, but she was going home early (9PM). I then asked around for the next best thing (I like em thicc lol) and it seemed like Sasa from La Monny might have been an option. Unfortunately when I called La Monny, they said that they were closing much earlier (9pm?????) than advertised (2am....) as they had a shortage of girls. The woman on the phone told me to try QQ Spa instead as they were open until 2am. Under normal conditions I would've just given but clearly my second brain was doing the thinking so I took the plunge. I called them up, asking if it was appointment or walk in, and they told me I could just walk in and pick from 8 girls lineup style. Sounded quite enticing.
Parking: QQ Spa is tucked away in a small road close to a lot of (industrial?) small businesses. When I got there it was about 10pm and the plaza wasn't that busy, although there were a lot of cars at QQ Spa. Quite obvious what you are there for, but everyone's there for the same thing right? For those that are easily confused: note that the sign doesn't actually say QQ Spa--instead it said QQ ____ _____ ______(I can't remember the other words), but the blue sign was recognizable enough.
Pre: I enter the building, and I'm greeted with a closed door and a lot of shoes and slippers in front of me. A minute later, the door opens and a petite (5'3) cute asian girl in a mask in a white dress with a red chinese stamp tattoo on her left arm (lots to describe here lol) welcomes me in Mandarin. I ask in English if I can come in and she says in an accent that she will get me slippers first and to change my shoes. A couple seconds later, I'm changed and walking through the hallway. She motions me to go into a small room (which is 100% another attendants bedroom where they actually sleep and rest) to wait as the room with the shower was not available yet. She then walks in with another girl and tells me because they are extremely busy today, only she and the other girl (who was kind of chubby, not in an attractive thic way lol) were available. I said that I would take her and she asks me how long...I tell her half an hour and she says it's going to be $170. I pay her $180 as I only had 20s but she does not come back with change (I'll consider that giving her a tip, although I think the price is quite steep, and as I would later find out not too worth it). She then tells me to wait a bit longer and I stay in the small room for maybe 10 minutes, being careful not to touch or sit anywhere as I didn't want to dirty the bedroom. She then comes back in and leads me down the hallway to the actual massage room with the shower. As I was walking down the hallway, I looked around and there were indeed a lot of girls walking around, some in schoolgirl uniforms, some in just a bra and pants, some eating, some touching up their makeup. The girls were all above average attractiveness, so the photos on their website are for sure real, just some photoshop probably.
When I entered the room, another girl dressed casually (who I guess is the mamasan?) was helping the girl in the white dress (Jolene) change the massage table sheet. They asked how I found out about the place, and I told them massage planet (shoutout to u guys lol). The mamasan then told me to have fun and left the room. Jolene then told me to go shower and that she would come back. Let me say that the shower is a very bad one....it was very cramped and the showerhead kept falling off the holder. Shower gel bottle was full though, unlike a few of the places I been to. When Jolene came back, I just finished the shower, so she helped dry me off which was an interesting touch lol. I then laid on the massage table.
Massage: OK, her massage is actually one of the better ones I have gotten. She is quite strong and gave me a medium pressure massage through my whole body. No towel over me either. After the massage, Jolene then proceeded to take off her dress and then she got on top of me, and started rubbing her perky tits (B cup) all over my back, up and down. This was a pretty good tease (and I guess pretty typically K girl treatment, although I'm pretty sure she's not korean) and I could feel myself getting hard. When this was complete, she then asked me to flip over. She then proceeded to run her fingernails quite quickly up and down my body, which provided an interesting sensation. Weird, but I'm not complaining.
Main Event: So I'm not going to lie, Jolene is pretty attractive, she looks pretty spot on to the picture on the site. Her face is above average and I think she is mid to late 20s. Her body is above average as well, although those that like big boobs might be disappointed. Her ass is small, but there is some meat to it and it has a good shape, much to my delight. Definitely not thick, but she is fit and petite. She opens the condom wrapper with her teeth and throws it on the ground. After putting the condom on me, she proceeds to give me CBJ on all fours. Not DT, but she did do it for a while...good suction, nothing to write home about otherwise. After this, she gets on top and starts riding. I gotta say, she's pretty good at riding and bouncing that ass up and down as well as grinding. Too bad she didn't do that for long. I'll chalk it up to that she is tired but she pretty quickly asks (commands???) me to be on top instead. I obliged and we did some missionary. Some eye contact was had but I didn't really feel a good connection to her. Her pussy was above average tightness, but one weird thing was that it didn't seem like her pussy was very deep (you just gotta trust me on this). Anyways, after some moderately paced missionary, I asked to do doggy and she was just like "OK"; somewhat mechanical, which is how I would describe the whole session. Fortunately, her ass looked pretty good in doggy and I was able to be a bit more rough with her in this position. Her ass was definitely bouncy, and her hips were nice to grip. I'll add that she was moaning throughout, but the moans sounded kind of weird and somewhat fake. Eventually I came and she quickly got up, cleaned me off with tissue, and told me she was going to go shower first. It was pretty nice to watch her shower TBH. I then got up to shower after her, and she helped me a bit to get dressed. She then proceeded to walk me out.
If you've been paying attention, you might have noticed that there is very little dialogue throughout this review...Jolene does not really make an effort to talk to you at all. She came off a bit cold and so I left that session feeling somewhat empty and discontent if I'm being honest. Like there is nothing wrong with her, and she comes in an above average package, but everything about her seemed like I was fucking a robot/sex doll or something. We didn't click at all and the silence was very awkward at times.
Face: 7/10 (Cute, above average young asian face. Check the site for a better idea, the photos are pretty close surprisingly. NMCOT though)
Body: 7.5/10 (Finally an asian that has a pretty decent ass! If you're a boob guy, I would subtract 1 point. Body is skinny and fit, and she is very petite.)
Service: 7.5/10 (I would assume this is similar to MW or BH service, however an inferior version of it)
Attitude: 6/10 (It's not that she was mean or anything, but like she really said almost nothing throughout the WHOLE session)
Damage: Supposed to be $170 but she took $180 and didn't give change (if the session was really good I wouldn't mind but if I really think about it, I could've had a MW or BH girl for even cheaper...)
Overall: Jolene is an attractive girl that provides a very standard/typical experience. I didn't like how the session felt mechanical and that she barely talked throughout. I can see why this spa is popular though, they have younger and above average looking girls. Might come back here to try Mya or Amber, but this will be like a last resort kind of thing to me....the price is too high for me to roll the dice again just to get an average session. Also didn't like how I only had the choice of 2 girls, but I guess the business is kind of "suffering from success" in that aspect lol.
Repeat: No