Ladies Night Out A hubbys Nightmare

[White Devil]

Hahahaha.
That was greatt.

 

[TimTimTimma]

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:clap
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[enempomeots]

I lol'ed

 

[rmeopudziaiisheyl]

: good joke.

 

[jeff26554]

Lmfaooo :lmao:
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[ashish]

lol nice joke...............

 

[Good Music Feeds My Soul]

Damn those Bacardi Breezers.
Make no wonder I don't drink anymore.
It was them breezers that made me quit.
They produce the worst hangovers.

I hope I never done anything that crazy!
But then again... I only pissed in open fields
and...I always brought my panties home. :

 

[tineultieween]

Lmao. Funny stuff.

 

[Dilkush]

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithfuland loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee. So they decided
to stop in a nearby cemetery. Having nothing to wipe with, one of them
thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however
was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin
them but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a
wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his
normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said "These damn girl's nights out have got to stop. I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!"

"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card
stuck between the crack of her butt that said "From all of us at the
Fire Station. We'll never forget you."