Massage Parlor Reports

[I Love Fun]

In addition to WP try the Washington City Paper.

 

[American Guitarist]

Rio doesn't surprise me but I really doubt Orange is closed already?

They have ads still being posted the latest being 8PM tonight.

 

[Mr Bored sober]

Xsailor, Many thanks for the info. I know Sky pretty well, but she is way too tall for me. She could crush my noggin with those gorgeous legs . Crystal is definitely more my 'taste' in women.

Thanks again

DN

 

[<3!]

When I was born only two states had legal gambling, Nevada and New Jersey.
Since then almost every state has legalized gambling to some degree in an attempt to fix budget problems.

When I was born only one state had legal brothels, Nevada.
Why have other states not joined? The Nevada experiment has been a success.

 

[CheyGirl]

Well, I just found this forum after seeing a link from DCist. I would've posted earlier if I had known about this place.

And yes, I definitely got it from Rio 9. No swimming that summer. It doesn't matter if you use condoms, this virus is often on the groin and thighs and can spread from there. It probably also hangs around on those nasty fucking table shower tables that all you spunkmeisters roll around on like giant ugly whales.

As far as it being benign, well, it won't kill you. But it itches, looks nasty, and can stick around for years. I've gone to the dermatologist to get many of them zapped off, and it hurts like hell.

Anyway, you've all been warned - the massage parlors are virus-ridden filth holes.

 

[guyster]

I made the trip to Ethopiaville to see the place south of the border. Its been reopened a few weeks now and has added a room with jacuzzi. The mommasan said its a see-note to use it. The room has the jacuzzi, a large massage (! ), er, table on the floor and a couple of hula hoops (who knows). In my newly repainted but regular sized room, lovely Jay came in. She said she was 23 and she might be. She's pretty, but a little hard around the eyes. Her enhancements looked and felt pretty real. Nice body, but she has a strange horizontal line across her tummy. Maybe she wears a tight belt.

We began with a head to toe t/s, all areas covered. Back in the room, she gave me a great massage, cracking my joints like the 4th of July. I love it when someone massages my neck, my feet start twitching like a puppy's. I felt her tongue up and down my back, but no a/are. On the flip, she she continued with the tongue. I thought she just had the pinkest tongue I'the ever seen, but on closer look, she had the cover on it which she proceeded to wrap on me.

On the flip, we started at the mission and it felt really good, this girl is a pro. I hate it when I start and feel nothing like I just entered a tunnel. She must have been squeezing me. She made the usual encouraging sounds (which I appreciated). I never felt rushed. We did the usual positions and they were all pretty good. She was with me all the way. Afterwards, a hot towel and more massaging. Not a GFE but satisfying. On the way out, Mommsan checked to make sure I was happy and offered a discount on the jacuzzi because I'm a regular. Would I repeat? Probably, but Jay will only be here for 3 weeks. I love this place because I always get nice service and no seems to mind if I go over the hour.

 

[Highlands Emma de Milo]

That's where the hidden camera is located. We'll be looking for you on You Tube! LOL

 

[ubermeisters]

Nice review, just one thing missing. It doesn't mean much if you don't say where you were. Or did you just pretend?

 

[Star S]

This index covers reviews of DC AMPS as found here on the board from October 2009 to December 2009.

Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.

Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of review - reviewers handle (*)

* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.

Previous review posted on 11/19/09

Shell Green
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Heidi - 12/29/09 - Max #01 (+)
Eva - 12/14/09 - Bman Dc (+)


Jasmines
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Nikki - 12/14/09 - Bobby M (+)


H&H
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M - 12/6/09 - Freshly Snipes (+)
Daniela - 11/26/09 - Journeyer (+)
Solomon - 11/19/09 - Fatpig (-)
Solomon - 10/7/09 - Triple E (+)


1829, 3rd floor (sun, Therapy @ M street)
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??? - 11/18/09 - Member #3235 (-)
Candy - 11/14/09 - Choboman (-)


Vermont (Downtown)
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??? - 12/29/09 - Squick (-)
??? - 10/22/09 - Govman (+)


Supra 1333
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Bebe - 10/2/09 - Rejected Monke (-)
bebe - 10/2/09 - Azn Aficianado (?)


Golden Nails
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Lisa - 12/18/09 - Squick (?)
Lisa - 10/29/09 - Drofnalb (+)
directions - 10/28/09 - Brahmabull




Not Enough Info
+++++++++++++++
???
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Soy - 14/09 - Bobby M (?)
??? - 10/10/09 - Notapriest (+)
Cookie - 10/7/09 - Ron John (-)
Stella - 10/6/09 - Mongeroose (+)


Outside the city
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Lily's (laurel,md)
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Sarah - 10/22/09 -Drofnalb (+)

enliven
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??? - 12/9/09 - Norm Leone (-)

Gold Therapy (alexandria)
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??? - 12/28/09 - Crazy Spartan (?)



Closed Locations
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VIP (accross from marine baricks)
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busted - 10/31/09 - Indian Joe
Bebe - 10/20/09 - Corsair88 (+)
Toy - 10/19/09 - Corsair88 (+)
Nana - 10/17/09 - Wilycoyote63 (?)

Star (1829 M st 2nd floor,ICM)
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Sara - 11/14/09 - Ruffian (+)
sara - 11/10/09 - Loopy De Loop (+)
Angie - 10/30/09 - Readerx (+)
Busted - 10/2/09 - Dooder (false review?)
Angie - 10/25/09 - Love Tractor (?)
???/Angie - 10/21/09 - Henry34 (+/?)
Angie - 10/19/09 - Justforme (-)
Suzie - 10/15/09 - Kelvinb (+)

Green (1333)
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Kimberly - 12/11/09 - Mollusk Man (+)
Kimberly - 12/6/09 - Batman77 (+)
Ruby - 12/3/09 - Tofer (+)
Sara - 11/28/09 - Propilot (?)
Luby - 11/25/09 - Blue Star11 (+)
Ruby - 11/24/09 - Corsair88 (+)
Cici - 11/24/09 - Batman77 (+)
Ruby - 11/24/09 - Paniki (+)
Nana - 11/20/09 - Readerx (+)
Nana - 11/17/09 - Drofnalb (+)
CiCi - 11/13/09 - Drunker Irish (?)
Luby - 11/13/09 - Triple E (?)
Su - 11/4/09 - MkeMike (+)
Sahi - 10/25/09 - Freedomfighter (+)
??? - 10/21/09 - Henry34 (-)
Sue - 10/14/09 - Canuckl Head (+)
Bunny - 10/10/09 - Bukowskichuck (+)



Wayward One

All described acts should be read as interactive fiction

 

[adam/penny]

True words, Ken. I can think of at least three older (late 40s / early 50s) AMP providers I've had the pleasure of knowing over the past 15 years, each of whom gave me super service.

I can also confirm what Ken says about going the extra mile. It's true that many gals on the "plus" side of 35 are self-conscious about their age, but if you make it clear to them up-front that you find them sexy and attractive (and there's one very specific "up-front" way to convince them of that), they will give you one heck of an experience, one that'll curl your toes. The same is true, incidentally, with gals that are smaller-chested. They think all American guys want gals with BIG tatas. Again, convincing them that this is not the case, you can often times have a wonderful experience with them, as well. In fact, at one AMP where they offered only HE as the finish, I was able to convince the gal (who didn't even want to pull up her top, much less remove it) that I found her smaller size very attractive and wanted to give her DATY to prove it. We wound up in several different positions during that session, and I left a very happy guy. So, you have to treat gals with respect and then some.

RR

 

[Pompal 09.]

I'm new to the area and really appreciate your help. A quick question, what time are they open on Sat and Sun? I looked at the map and are they all in NW DC? I'm not a big dude, so any suggestion for my first time in DC?

Thanks,

Dave

 

[Captain Jack]

...regardless of how much we may not like it.

Far too much info traverses this board. Even the most simple things we say give great insight into the things that potentially go on.

Once of the things people on this board do often is to 'talk in code'. Talking in code NEVER disguises the true intent of the conversation. NEVER. It is simple to gather information from postings, analyze and aggregate that information, and determine exactly what is going on and where it is happening.

There are people out there that are doing this while you are looking at this post. That's their job. That's what they do.

After that, people are sent in, with full knowledge of who to ask for and how they should act. They then simply remove that place from the scene. That's their job. That's what they do.

And they use this board to help them.

This dude is right. You need to understand that.

 

[JO-JO37]

Went to do a return lunchtime visit to Lucy at Mystic to celebrate Earth Day. Locked up, no answer. Decided to join the Star-Trek missions. Asked for June. June busy. Got Angie. Had to be mid to late 30's. She saw that I knew the deal. Donation on the table. Small "B's". Little paunch. TS adequate. Massage OK for about 10 min. Seemed to be in a rush. No touchie boobies, no touchie coochie, done yet? In and out in 40 min. Not the best first impression.

 

[RayHere]

I'm new to the dc area and would like some guidance about AMPs in the area. Which ones to go to, the proper procedures and how much to carry are what im looking for. any help is welcome and appreciated.

 

[shyshay87]

New to the DC group but all my spots in NOVA are no more. Thanks to reading about 7 or 8 pages back I was able to find 1413 and meet Young. She was not really that young or much of a spinner but she was pretty. Good table shower with extra attention to the backside. She did a back walk wich was great. I missed the actual massage in NOVA they always skipped over it. Then she gave a prostate massage. I have not had one since the old days at Maryland spas! On to CBJ, refused the DATY wich was a bummer but after the mish, offered an extra pop but sneezed an popped little daddy right out!

Only bummer was that she tried the upsell asking for a "bonus". I just smiled and told her I knew the standard prices. She asked if she did a good job. I let her know she did but as for the bonus "maybe next time baby, promise". How many times have we heard that!!

I think I may try finding Hana at Royal that I just read about. I am not that familiar with DC but will do my best.

 

[<3 grace <3]

Went to DT for the first time last week before the holiday (sorry for the dealy in posting) around 5PM and the place was not busy.

B. B. Opened the door. Cute face, thin, enhanced be-Cs, straight black hair. Mediocre table shower, no massage, except for the great one I gave her, no DATY. Got CBJ and then finished in mish. She went to get the hot towel, cleaned me up and told me to get dressed. Was in and out of there in maybe a half hour.

At the beginning, was told I needed another Jack for everything. I stood firm, and maybe that was why I was rushed, but I really doubt it. I would definitely not repeat with her, and will think long and hard about going to this location again. Saw some other hotties as I was walked around the place, but didn't ask names. The place was not busy, didn't hear the bell ring while I was there.

 

[Ewas]

I saw Nana 7 times when she used to work at 14K back in 2007 and she never tried to rip me off - there must be some other reason to it . I actually find her to be very friendly and accomodating . I would go and have a little chat with her but unfortunately I haven't been able to get back in the scene since 2007 .


If I get a chance though , I'll try to find out why she's overcharging everyone . I know that the economy is all the way down the toilet , but overcharging everyone is just not the way to do things .



Anyway just my two cents
PZ13

 

[im a loser]

Misha was definitely not happy about the volume of business she was getting. She has family here, and wants to make a lot of money to help mom get surgery.

 

[Mommy of 2 awesome babies]

LoveLOS,

Great Post from way back. Brought back many fond memories. Thanks for the visions in words. Very uplifting!

Be safe,

Rx

 

[Julie loves Hoochieboy!]

Yes Virginia (or DC, as the case may be) there is a Santa Clause. 14K is open for business. Visited late this AM. Same smiley Mamasan. All "new" girls. Asked for small; got Rose. Very pretty. Tiny waist, nice 'lites, great pointers. About 5' 2" tall. Very accommodating for a first time. TS thorough, nice lite touch and good "faking". Mutual massage and great FS ending. Then harder massage. Had a nice time; will ask for her again. 8's all.

Be safe out there.

Rx