Massage Parlor Reports

[nu mummy]

This is quite normal for the gals as they are afraid of full BBBJ. I have participated in this hobby for over 7 years in this area and have not received a complete BBBJ. That's why I often question of reviews where BBBJ and CIM were provided.

Incidentally, when AR is performed, it's completely covered. They simply lather some lubricant to simulate salivation.

The only time I have received a BBBJ and an uncovered AR is when I started dating the girls. A number of these girls practice better life through Chemistry, especially in NY and GA. They would stay up for days at a time.

 

[ModAdministrator]

Lets just say you got lucky, the latina there isn't as lovely as the image in your head. I think you got the better deal that night. Twice I got the same latina, not worth the time it takes to get there.

 

[Pompal 09.]

A few days ago at 4:20pm, that semi-annual itch came and needed to be scratched again. I had considered venturing out to find and share some serious intel regarding places that I have not read about on this board, to elicit props from respected senior members, the wise punani sages of the p4p universe, and to benefit the greater good, but alas, old habits die hard, so I found myself on a slow approach to my favorite little walkup, minus the usual gay club crowd next door, must have been closed, who cares.

Mamasan greeted me with a big smile, recognizing me from months ago, a beacon of customer service. I asked for and received Jenny, who I believe consistently represents the classic k-girlish haircut and slutgear, for all you fans out there. I wanted to test my respected colleague LL's theory of victorious best acting, and she won. Whatever the case, I sense that this gal digs her job, my smile, her self-proclaimed expertise in the international language ("I give you best bj...all time!") and exchanging shit-talking phrases in English. Nothing sexier than curse words wrapped up in a thick jacket of asian accent, slight trace of nicotine. No ts, no sauna, full hour in room #3, where she also spoke Parisian, uncovered at first, covered at best. The vibe was so loose I even asked her if she spoke greek, but to no one's surprise she scoffed at that, laughing maniacally, as if it was some unholy, illegal and dirty act. Tired of conversation, I took the dog for a most rugged and brisk walk, completely by-passing the missionary and cowgirl standing on the curb, until utter and complete exhaustion. I left a most happy camper.

Body 8
Face 8.5
Sexo 7.5
Massagi 0
Attitude 9
Oscar ability 9

Safe and happy hunting!

 

[Pompal 09.]

And 1.5 million (estimated total in SoKo)...that's what I call HEAVEN...

 

[Cats rule.]

First time poster, long time viewer. Hopefully you don't ream me too hard.

I, too drew Penny the other day, very nice indeed. I would highly recommend and would repeat. Almost a little too GFE for my likes. She tried to cuddle after activities were completed. Still, A+.

 

[Krazy]

While I have no doubt that LL would be better than the retard now serving as president, I think simply voting for the Democrat candidate will relieve the pressure to shut down AMPs. Think about it, Democrats at least acknowledge that they have sex. Republicans are unable to admit that they have sex. We might be lucky enough to have a Democrat who admits to enjoying sex, in which case we might expect the AMPs to be left alone. So let's support the Democrat, whoever it may be.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I've been a regular at all three houses for quite some time, thoough I have slacked off noticably on Sky due to the recent and noticeable decline in quality. AP is a steady and reliable source and Chicon is the price leader with a consistently average to good service. I think they (Chicon) have experienced a noticeable improvement in quality and service over the last few months. A 4th, similar and quieter kept house with good quality can be found at:

http://easternstar.myescortpage.com

They have a very nice lady named Mickey there right now.

Enjoy

 

[ilovemybestfriends]

Had some OJ tonight, tasted Minty.

Great session, will repeat

 

[Animefreak20]

Your welcome.

 

[Ash]

Surprisingly, business over holidays is really slow. A friend of mine who works in DC told me that only three clients went through her place yesterday.

The ladies often see this as a time to unwind. Mamasan would often take them to Atlantic City or Georgetown.

Local ladies would go home and spend time with friends or significant others. Some of them would exfoliate at day spas. Small perceneforum.xxxe would take their "honeys" (clients who are well received) to bars or karaoke rooms.

 

[Carolyn]

Nothing wrong with doing what "I" feel is right for 'me'. Her recourses are only for 'me', and 'my' experience has always been great, even vacation time together (free booty call). We all know opinions are like asses 'the only one I need to live with or like is mine!

 

[mugwaffin]

After reading posts on this fine board about recent happenings at Sun, I decided to branch out and try a place on K.

There is some sort of construction happening on the first floor of the building. A woman was smoking at top of rail as I descended stairs.

Answered, yes, of course to the usual question of having been before. Mamasan giggled at that and led me to a room. I was relieved when I saw a pretty head peek around a corner at the end of the hall. In the room I was met by Chanell, who took house and tip up front.

Place was clean and well lit.

TS was good, no complaints. Back in the room, muscle training was better than average. Note I like a good back rub before hand -- I was a bit on edge being in a new place and having visions of a loud, nasty LE muff bust -- this loosens up the right muscles so others can perform at top form.

No AR, but she made up for it with skill at other games. And my ideal bod for a K girl: petite build, pert A cups, round derrier, long & straight black hair. A small bit of French on the flip. At that point I was pretty mad with desire -- the rest was exceptional. She gave the impression that she had a good time.

I have to say this was the best so far of my modest number of expeditions.

Face: 8
Bod: 7
Attitude: 9
Service: 9

 

[Riley]

I found no pictures of her on CL and only one small face shot on her site.

Where are these pictures??

JJ

 

[Aland]

Well you could always swing back by and ask to speak to mamasan and explain what happened and hand her $100. 00 to give to the girl. I am sure she is aware of your inadvertent mistake and will get the money to her now very upset provider.

 

[KeithOtron]

Look in the NoVa forums for standard NoVa finish. DC was mostly FS and is mostly shut down.

 

[Nevaskard]

Having gone there since shortly after it opened at its original location down the street around 1990, I get the impression that the owner, a Turkish woman, really did open it as a relatively legitimate business: Flotation tank, sauna (not at present location), whirlpool, massage by attendants in white coats, and if the ending was a happy one, well, what's the harm in that. The thing is, guys want more than that, and some of the hirees liked the bigger tips, so providing that, and bringing your own party hat, became advisable. My guess is that she eventually she threw up her hands and gave up the white coats, and really doesn't want to know what goes on in the rooms. And the extent of what goes on is up to the attendant. It's a YMMV place, and the looks will vary as well. It's the way she runs her business, and I imagine always will; if she had a full roster of lookers and performers her establishment would assume too high a profile for that locale. But she definitely knows who is popular, and if she gets to know you and likes you, she will steer the quality in your direction. As far as cost, roughly equivalent to an AMP, though the attendants may try to get a little more out of you.

Feel free to PM me if you are a fairly established poster here. I don't go often so I can't opine on current relative quality.

 

[Universal]

Of course, more than happy to do all your fucking research for you.

Just go to Neverland or Wonderland and ask for the most popular flavor of the month, and you'll be guaranteed the most fulfilling AMP experience of your life. If it sounds simple, it's because it is. If you don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, and everyone here knows that you don't, well, it would appear that you're just one more in a never ending line of lazy newbies with a sense of entitlement and no concept of earning your own way in the world.

I can see how this may frustrate you, but like you said, WE don't want some eyes on this site to see everything - and until you get off your ass and show the forum that you're capable of wiping it all by yourself, those eyes that we're concerned about are yours.

RTFF and show a little initiative, and after a while, if you're not suspected of being LE, maybe, just maybe, you'll be able to figure out how to get some fairy dust of your own.


- Benchseats Rock

 

[Johner]

I'm not so sure if you're talking about same Nana. Which Nana are you talking about? Green stay closed for most of 2008 and I wasn't there during that time. No, I do not get into fight with people. Not the type of person who like fighting. If you're going to ask me a question, ask me a question only you and I would know, okay? I would appreciated very much if this can be done thru. PM.

Happy Holidays everyone.

Nana

 

[Cracker Jack]

WTF? I'm short tan an fat and working on losing my hair. I really believed I was the only Soopaman..*sigh*

j/k

Yeah Sleazebum I tend to be very sweet with them as well and overall experience has been GREAT!

Quick question as for the gift of fruit is it a fruit basket or just a bag of oranges? I have never done this but would like to just am not sure what type of response to expect.

 

[starlet51490]

Aginghusky-

In your 6 posts you have not posted any good intel whether it be in Seattle or here. But I will put you on the path to a MP in DC check out the one at 5225 Wisconsin Ave NW they probably have a "Red Door" ask for Liz 202-362-9890

-DJ