Massage Parlor Reports

[Zombie Bunny]

My post count lists me as a newbie but I've been reading the guide for years and have experienced many strip club girls, escorts, and AMPs. My only SW experience has been outside of the USA. Today I finally have something to review. Not a positive review, but a review that some may find worthy.

Late on Sunday evening I made my first visit to the AMP near Eastern Market. There were problems with this visit. I had several encounters with other customers. Full payment including a large tip was required as soon as I entered the massage room. And finally, there was no purse to hold my valuables during the TS but there was a lock box. My valuables went in the lock box and I was given the key, but how many other keys are around?

TS, massage, and relaxation were all standard DC fare.

I may go back but I will favor other places in the future. I don't like seeing my fellow mongers at AMPs (especially one leaving the TS wearing nothing).

 

[Adr3naline213]

I am receiving a massage from a younger Korean girl who is not as refined (i.e. plastic surgery) as her older co-workers but has naturally large tits and has a natural prettiness about her. I am sure, though, that once age starts to affect her looks, she will resort to the knife like all other Korean girls. She seems to legitimately like me so on the flip, our conversation starts.

Me: Can you blow me without the condom?
KGirl: I can't...
Me: I'll pay you more.
KGirl: How much?
Me: $100.
KGirl: That's it?
Me: $200?
KGirl: I can't...
Me: Come on...
KGirl: Come next time. Then I'll do it.
Me: You promise?
KGirl: Yes. Come next week.
Me: What if I just pay to stay longer?
KGirl: No... Next week.
Me: Fine.

So we do the motions and she's into it, with a lot of DFK which I'm almost sure she doesn't do with other guys. Afterwards...

Me: You promise to blow me without condom next time, right?
KGirl: Yeah...
Me: How about I come back later tonight?
KGirl: You're crazy.
Me: You're gonna do it, though, right?
KGirl: Yeah...

So I come back late that night and she declares me crazy. But she seems very happy to see me. Very open, if you will. I start to guide her head toward my crotch and she squeals in a fake manner. Finally, she starts giving me a BBBJ. Nothing special, but good enough. She busts out the condom for some sex.

Me: Let's do it without the condom.
KGirl: I can't...
Me: Come on, I'll pay you more.
KGirl: Why do you want to do everything now? So you can leave and never come back?
Me: No, of course I'll come back.
KGirl: How do I know that?
Me: Want my phone number?
KGirl: So you were planning to leave without giving me your number?
Me: Okay, so let's do it without the condom.
KGirl: No... I don't want to do anything though.
Me: Fine, fine.

So I wrap up and insert and feign like I can't come and I keep begging her. She says no, no, no. I pull out and take off the condom and urge her for some BBFS. She still says no and says, "When I'm done with work. When we meet outside. " Well I try to spread her legs and she just turns onto her side and says she doesn't want to do anything. I give up, wrap up with a new condom and finish. She asks me, "You don't like having sex with me? " I reply, "I do, but I like it better without condom. " "What's the difference? " she asks. We exchange phone numbers.

A few days later, I visit her again to try my luck. Pretty much same story. She says we can do it when we meet outside. D'oh. A week later, I receive a call. She and her friend are coming out and going to head back home. But they want to stay with me for a couple of days. That's great for me.

Thanks to my king size bed, we're all sleeping in one bed. Unfortunately, a threesome is not to be. But after her friend has fallen asleep, KGirl is groping my body. I try to finger her but she just squirms away. I've had enough. I get up and pull her up, too. "What? " she says. "Let's go to the bathroom, " I say.

We head to the bathroom and after playing innocently some more as I try to feel her up and strip her, she finally gives in but does not want to do it in the bathroom. Instead, we go into the closet of all places. I'm about to insert when she says, "You're not gonna do anything? " "What do you mean? " I ask. "Condom, " she says. "No, " I say. I insert and start pounding away. I love younger girls because they are so naturally wet.

We move back into the bathroom and do it on the sink and on the toilet then finally on the ground. I ask if I can cum inside. She nods. I ask just to make sure. She still nods. So I explode my juices inside of her.

Unfortunately, that would be my only experience with her because of her friend who cockblocked me for the rest of their stay. Oh well. This girl is attached to me and calls everyday. She claims she will visit me soon. I hope so.

 

[Yohanson.]

I went to M Street at Gold Spa and all I have to say is wow. The ladies are very attractive. If you want to know more just ask.

 

[silmerrnattyina<3]

Just go to any NoVa AMP and you will get a "mature" Asian!

You will usually get a really good massage too!

JJ

 

[Pokemon Fan]

If you found your way here, it means you have a computer, which means you have access to Google and can look up their phone number. One you've done that, you can call and ask them their hours.

http://thesaurus.com/browse/lazy

http://thesaurus.com/browse/moron

http://thesaurus.com/browse/freeloader

 

[suicidal_lover]

Yukiko, one of my ATF has moved to DC area. I'm going to be in the area for business, and would like to see here again, any help would be deeply appreciated.

WHLnDEAL

 

[TWIGGY2]

I too miss the days of Sharon and Maya at Downtown. And later Sun. Anyway, it's a bit tough to RTFF across all the regions. For those who travel lots, which city do you think is the best? (bargain, availability, quality)

My choice might be Dallas.

 

[Georgia_xo]

Went by Supra for a quick rub and tug (didn't have time and energy for "everything"). Saw "PB", as in peanut butter. Average looks across the board, with standard see-cup bolt-ons. She asked me several times when I was there last and who I saw, so they are clearly nervous.- I don't look one bit like a cop. She was nice enough, but I wasn't getting any warm and fuzzies. I should have left.

She did give a pretty good massagi, which is really why I went (back was kinda hurting). I wasn't very happy with the service afterwards. I think she was disappointed that I didn't want it all (she had given me mouthwash earlier, so maybe she was expecting more? ) Very nice hand technique, but after about five minutes, she stopped and looked and asked me why I wasn't finishing. Jeee-sus, and here I thought everything was going fine. I told her to show me her stuff and keep going, and I'd give her 20 more. After finishing up, she brought me a cold wet towel, which certainly woke me up. I wouldn't repeat with her, and I'm not sure I'll go back to Supra any time soon. Time to check out some new places, I guess.

 

[GPA3.88]

Is this the same COCO that has a really nice rack and use to do her thing at ML in baltimore. She use to be one my ATF. But that was a over a year ago. I wonder if she is jaded now? JJ is been a long time since talking to you on another board about the same subject here.

 

[Holly T]

My contribution for this is minimal; I think WO created the list which I used to create the map and therefor deserves the credit

 

[bearsma90]

Agreed. She also claims on one of her other many listings that she is a Thai and Cambodian cutie. Judging from her pics I think that might be accurate.

 

[ima90sbaby]

If you go to:

maps.google.com

and enter the address you will see exactly where any place is! Then, if you click on "hybrid" in the top right corner of the map you can see the actual buildings!

The pictures are not current but are fairly new so you can use it as your guide.

Just for practice, do this now:

maps.google.com

1600 Pennsylvania Ave, NW, Washington, DC


Click on "hybrid" in the top right of the map and you can almost see George and Laura waving at you!

JJ

 

[Robert J]

I had decided to swear off the Chinese place again, attributing the hot girl to luck, but now I am in a pinch and need a quick fix once again. I stop by and am greeted by an OK looking girl. Not really my style. A little flat faced and big-boned, but not ugly. Has a rack that looks good in the clothes she was wearing.

There were two girls at the time so I ask to see the other one. The second girl is older and not much better looking, and the first girl looks better in the dim lights. She encourages me to try two girls, but I decline and just take the first girl. Off to the bedroom and after the payment, it's the standard routine again. She's very friendly, though. Very talkative and a lot of smiling and laughing.

After what seems like forever, she finally begins to go down and motions if I want condom. Of course, I say, "Can you do no condom? " Then she starts acting all innocent and says, "No. If I do. It means more money. "

Me: How much?
Her: How much you pay?
Me: I dunno, how much is it?
Her: How much you have?
Me: I only brought $100.
Her: OK.

Of course, I was lying, but oh well. I give her the $100 and she gives me some BBBJ. Oddly enough, I'm not in the mood for BBBJ and motion to fuck. She asks, "You want to fuck? " Of course, I nod. She asks if she can use KY. I nod. After lubing herself, she mounts on, no condom. Yes. More BBFS.

I do not last long at all. I ask where I can cum. She starts to act innocently again. I ask if I can cum in her pussy. She says she will have to clean fast. So I ask if I can cum on her face. She is really hesitant, but after a lot of asking, she says not to get it in her hair. I pull out and cum on her cheek as she's turned her had. My dick smells like fish. Damn it.

We wash up and I'm getting ready to go, when she offers a massage. Who am I to refuse? After an extended massage, I sit up and she tells me to come back soon. I ask if I can cum in her pussy. She acts all innocent again talking about babies and whatnot. I keep pressing her. She notices my dick is standing, and she asks, "Right now? "

Now, I've never came twice before, but I wasn't going to decline. She says more money. I lie through my teeth and say I have no more. She thinks about it for a second and then says, OK, but to come fast. Once again, I lie through my teeth and say OK, despite the fact I've never came twice before.

She lubes herself up, and I start fucking her. She gets a paper towel ready and to my surprise, I come in a couple of minutes. Pretty fast. Wash off with a hot towel and I get dressed. She tells me to come back again.

I doubt I will but it was a great time nonetheless. I'm loving barebacking these Chinese girls, but it's definitely a lot harder to find a good looking one compared to a good looking Korean girl.

 

[Carl Fredrickson]

Was in St Louis at conference, had incall with asian, (american born). Had a prolonged cession, when I withdrew, no rubber band. (gave her a bad review, hygeine issue) Now three months latter I am contacted (by email)by her asking if I had a vasectomy. I did not answer, more threatin this time, and listed by cell phone number. She email me saying congrads, I am father of daughter in feburary. I finally answer, with no. She said thank god. I'm shaking in by briefs, wife, kids, successful business, anyone know how this might proceed? Simular expriences?

 

[Angelina]

You're right little pointers ARE great, especially when I roll them between my fingers and wrap my lips around them...

But I digress.

 

[leftyL]

I should have said that we have 'ONE' of the best AMP scenes in the nation. I believe that is a true statement and is what I basically meant. I just don't want us to discount the scene we have here or its potential, which it is not, in my opinion, living up to.

You are correct in that Honolulu is good also. Since Hawaii is mostly Asian anyway, what would one expect?

Also, Vancouver, Toronto and Montreal, major cities of our closest neighbor, are fantastic!

I stand corrected....

Nuke

 

[Cjac]

Is it me or do the last few weeks of collective reviews (less than an hour, poor selection, waiting in the lounge, etc.) indicate a shoreforum.xxxe of AMPs and an oversupply of mongers? But then its been like that since the big bust. (Was it Black Wednesday or Black Tuesday? I'm getting fuzzy on it.)

 

[theresad]

Long time lurker, first post. Actually first trip.

Tried 1716 first, went up but there was no buzzer just wires and a sign on the door saying they moved, didn't bother knocking. Made it out to 1413 around 1140, gave a call and ajumma told to wait 10-15 minutes. OK, I grab a cup of coffee and wait a bit; then cruise around the corner and down the stairs, ajumma lets me in and tells me to wait. Again. Alright, started reading about the Mitsubishi Eclipse and watching the CCTV hoping I'd be the only one waiting on that couch.

She gets me about 5 minutes later and I'm introduced to Nana; she's just like I read about, RTFF. It works! The TS was very good. Very. Hmm, probably shoulda done that last. No massage, more like light touching, quite a bit of AR, CBJ was OK. Enjoyed playing with her boobs, on to some very enthusiastic CG, doggie and finished with mish. She cleaned me up, told me to come back soon, 'ask for Nana' and gave me a peck on the lips.

Ajumma and Nana both knew it was my first time there, me butchering what little Korean I know probably helped ease things, but there were no questions, no hassles.

Cliffnotes:
RTFF - it works!
10-15 minute wait = 30 minutes.
Nana's TS and CG are great!
RTFF - it works!
Did I go to Eye to early? Coulda sworn someone just reviewed on them.

 

[christianman]

Hey Lax,

I have a question. Can you PM me your cell phone number so I can call you?

Thanks bunches!

 

[Jordan]

there's a whole lot of jizzin' goin' on...