Massage Parlor Reports

[Christie]

How childish. Truth hurts don't it? I politely ask everyone, including you to stop, and this is how you repsond? With childish insults? Well maybe you have a short retention span but i can resort to name calling too. My last few reviews outweights all the B.S you've been spurting on here as of late. Remember it's about quality, not quantity. But it's all good, looks like you still got a grudge against me 'cause I called you out last time, and now I'm doing it again; hey, someone has to do it.

And speaking of keeping things out of mouths, that AMP girl of yours that's got you pussy whipped so good, should keep my dick out of her mouth. Just remember homie, i'm paying for her clothes that's got her looking so good for YOU. Plus you must know your tasting MY delicious cum anytime you plant a kiss on your beloved's sweet, oriental lips. Enjoy!


P.S i tried to PM this to you, as not to clutter the board with this type of bickering, but your box was full.



Have a good day, Mr.Grammar expert!

Mr.Snipes aka G13

 

[purplem00n]

Very well said guys...and, as LL said, this is the very reason that you'll rarely - if ever - hear about real superstars and special ladies on here. There's nothing worse than sending more business to them and then these creeps come out of the woodwork and ruin their night or worse.

Now let's leave this loser to whither in the cold.

 

[aspicco]

Then, someone needs to make note of that change in the database.

 

[Savana]

Part of the business model is to get the girls to move around quite frequently. There have always been a few who stay around long term, but most rotate. I'm not quite sure why. Maybe it's to keep the staff ignorant of the local scene in case the authorities come in. There are others on the board who may know why this is. I don't.

 

[dashanyaos]

I visited Sun last night around 1:30. It was full and I had to wait a few minutes. I drew Jennifer. She's very cute with nice thick thighs and butt. 5'4, 110, very long hair with curves and a tan. Lower body looks stunning in heels.

My experience with her was not as good as the recent posts I just read. TS was decent with plenty of attention to the hind area. The dry off was fun and playful too. I thought it was a sign of good things to come.

Once in the room the rub started out pretty good. I had a nice view in the mirror. After less than five minutes some b2b began. One minute passed and I was instructed to flip. "Wow, that was quick" is what I said to myself. I figured it would give me as long as I wanted for the main event and some more rubdown later. That's not what happened.

The main event started out with only two weak strokes of AR. I'm not even sure it wasn't a finger. Some more tongue lashing followed, and a flip to begin a very good french lesson. Techniques were decent, but not quite all the way to DT. A few minutes of CG followed and to my liking, there is plenty to grab on to for leverage behind her. Then a break in the action to regain my composure. I found a very nice candy to dine on, oh man was it sweet! A very nice morsel to look at too. I thought, "man, all snatches should look this nice." After several minutes in juicykgirlheaven, I brought her to the edge, and rolled her around for a round of doggy. It is in this position the damn broke. After some time, I went back to the well to enjoy the fruit of my labor; a second helping of dessert. This one tasted even more tangilicious. ;oP

The final round featured little Jennifer back in her cute heels, bent over, with PP enjoying the view driving the snow plow from behind. A powerful rush ensued and it was all over. There was another rush which quickly followed...the rush for Jennifer to get out of the room to get a hot towel. After clean up some conversation centering around everything being good. Then that was it. I was pushed out after barely 40 minutes. Not my idea of good service, and this is like three in a row. I must be in a rut. Regardless, from a value standpoint it still beats the escort action I've seen since coming to the area.

Overall 8 for looks. There is something about this girl that really got me going. However, although very much to my liking, her bod is not 'perfect' She does have a bit of baby fat in the midsection as well as the upper thigh and saddlebag area. Very pretty face, but unusual shaped boobs. A nice natural mouthful. Nice but fading tan.

Service and attitude about a 6 for quality and rush. The main event was very enjoyable though I left still needing a back rub. Attitude was positive, but the rushing deminishes my overall impression. Also a 6.

I am sure that a second session would be better overall. I did pick one of the worst times...late Thursday, so I can attribute the negatives to the busy factor. I however, with ever dwindling funds will not repeat. I wouldn't discourage anyone from trying based on the earlier reviews. YMMV, but I will move on to someone new.

Keep the forum moving fellow yellow mongers. Happy Prowling.

PP

 

[mad92300]

This is getting depressing. Another DC AMP closed. Not that this was the greatest place but it did offer some variety. Is this the darkness before the dawn or the end of an era?? Time will tell.

Lax

 

[Mike J Kobe for MVP!!]

If enough folks refuse that increase it will go away.

Use ONLY cash and take in only $160!

JJ

 

[Bon Bon]

LL - I've got more...but, I need some guys like you to keep her occupied while I'm seeing the other ladies! And, she may like you, but she loves me LOL...

Scorp - Yes my brother, remember that you are cured. Please don't go all horrorshow on our fine DC ladies...as, well, it's hard to find quality massage therapists.

Bukow - That clip was sick...I better not find any maggots in my lady's cooch!

And, on the state of the AMPS, I agree with LL. Things seem to be getting better and competition is stepping up bringing better girls. Let's just be mindful that, with the VA & MD scenes being squeezed nearly to nothing, it's that much more important for us to help keep DC alive and prospering.

 

[ana2rosa2003]

Many thanks, Serpico99!

Be Safe,
Aman

 

[Ray <3]

Pardon the pun.

I must second what GingerMan said and offer AMPlificaiton. Oops, another pun.

I once had a six-hand massage that was pure bliss. I have had four-hand massages numerous times and they varied from very nice to purely pornographic.

Now, I would suggest we split the review into two parts.
1 - the massage.
2 - the fun.

My six-hand experience was incredible for the massage as I had seen all three ladies separately and they all knew how I like my massage. There was little verbal direction needed and they handled the matter expertly. I was like PUDdy in their hands (that might count as a third pun). Some of the four-hand massages were not as good when I had not been with both girls separately, but once or twice, even when I didn't know them, when the girls had worked together before, it was as good as it gets.

My six-hand experience was really good for the fun part. I wasn't able to get a multiple-ending experience, but I wasn't looking for it either. But having three girls pressing all my buttons at once made for quite a ride (Only one other time did I have so much attention paid to me at once - Sr Mbrs should pm for details if only for the story). I have had a couple of four-hand experiences where the second girl was only there in a supporting role. But I had one four-hand experience that was BBBJ/69 (x2), FS (x2), and probably could have made alternate endings at the end of what would have been a great porno flick. Even then the girls were not into each other, as most Asian girls are not bi. Unfortunately, that place (on Leesville Pike near the Sears) has been gone for a while. Wish I could find those two girls again.

Most of my multiple partner experiences were either reserved with a call or were on slow days at the end of the day. Busy days or showing up without notice can kill the mood for the occasion.

The moral of the story is this: If you want to have a great multiple-provider experience, you have to spend money and time getting to know all the providers in a group and you have to be at the right place at the right time for the action.

If you are looking less for the multi-handed massage and more for the multi-provider fun, then skip the AMP and call a different kind of provider. A few teams in the area come to mind.

AD

 

[Imo]

Glad to read that others enjoy Rose as much as I do. Saw her again early today. Place was quiet (one other monger) and she took lots of time in all periods. Nice lengthy TS, all inclusive medium massage, light rubbing and licking, and then the best part. Afterwards, more massage. Learned that she has quite a sense of humor. Enjoys conversation, though her Engrish is sometimes a bit hard to understand. All in all, a great and relaxing time.

Be safe,

Rx

 

[Jason]

This brings up another interesting issue: What's better? Thailand or Korea. Went to Thailand some years ago and it was good but it looks like Korea could be nicer. Anybody been to both places recently?

 

[Ugly]

I had a nice orange dream yesterday afternoon. It would seem her name was Yoyo/Coco. Not really sure. She was wonderful, very accommodating. Next thing I knew I was home and just grinning.

I'll share more intel witn senior members.

Cabbie!

 

[www.tarotpack.com]

You came to the right place to ask a question like that (twice). DC is the land of goodwill and all services are FREE. Enjoy!

OG

 

[vogonsrock]

I was having an interesting text message conversation RE the recent misguided action against a fine business establishment. (We hope that they are exonerated of any wrongdoing.) The premise was that this board had something to do with the action because it was shown in a news clip. BTW-the source of that clip would be helpful, if any who have that info could provide any substantiation, that may be helpful.

I had not planned to bring this up, but for influence of the persons who brought it to my attention in the background. It was my devils advocate that proposed we stop posting all these dicey trip reviews. I am aware other boards have hashed all this out before, but we are DC, and we run our ship differently.

Not surprisingly, I took a different stance, that nothing we write can be used in court. But is the mass of hearsay enough to let LE take a minor complaint and open a real investigation? Was the Young's bust, with those dozen or so incriminating massageplanet posts, a fluke? Or is everybody comfortable with how things are going? Should we, as a board, create a code that is not published so that the news media cannot use massageplanet as moral support for action by LE (**now that is reprehensible**)?

I'm throwing it out there. If it is a non-issue, ignore it. If it starts a war, oops, I didn't mean to... Lex can be Commander-in-Chief. I been there and don't want it! I have my thoughts, but I will temper them once I have heard yours.

That said, I'll be talkin to some of you before and maybe even IRL, but since I may not get online, so...

I wish you all a safe, happy, prosperous, and sex-filled new year!​

LoveLOS​

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~​

 

[tritran5555(poetri)]

After RTFF for about an hour (past 6 months) I felt that I had enough intel regarding the current scene in the DC Metro area. I'm sorry that you all went through a rough period, but things appear to have bounced back nicely for the time being.

My experiences in the past have been at some of the same physical locations in the metro area, but the names have all changed, so I wasn't sure where I needed to go. I called the number that I found on BP and was told the street address. Yes, I've climbed those stairs in the past, so I was confident I could find it easily.

The ajumma who met me asked if I had been there before, and I truthfully told her I had (albeit under a different name). She put me in the room closest to the door (#6) and I waited for my draw. Lovely Mary (above) walked in, and I was very very pleased with her appearance.

As Rusian Mong said, the table shower was lackluster. The only redeeming things about it were that Mary's lovely boobs kept popping out and that she wore the cutest rain boots rather than flip flops like most providers. I was worried that her performance would not improve in the room, especially after she left me waiting there for more than five minutes, but the rest of my time there was among the best experiences I've ever had in an AMP.

She is a lovely woman with a very gentle demeanor. She has a smokin' hot, completely tanned body and the most beautiful face I have ever seen on a provider. I know that may sound cheesy, but she is extremely pretty. Her man mades were a little big for her frame, but they looked spectacular.

Her massage began somewhat methodically, but she began to warm up when I told her that I've visited Seoul many times and began to sprinkle the conversation with the few Korean words I know. She really warmed up when I asked her Korean name and began to use it, rather than her English name. Perhaps that was my ticket to stellar performance from that point on.

I won't go into details, but I'll just say that everything that I asked for was willingly provided, including some rather GFE-like intimacy which she initiated. I left relaxed and quite pleased with the entire encounter. After reading the pricing discussion from the past several months, I decided to tip her for her excellent performance. She was quite pleased with the remuneration.

I'd definitely repeat, but it would have to be soon, as she is moving back to her home base in a week.

 

[ExtmePillow]

Just a quick warning about golden spa on M street. There ae a couple of homeless panhandlers working this location. For obviouse reasons they do not call the police on them. Anyhow, one just works the street infront calling everone coach and doesn't understand the word no. And another accually working the door who asks to be tipped for letting you pass. I tried tipping him three bucks and he said its usually five. Now I have been to places that have doormen, but they were paid by the girls to whom they are protecting from drunks and suprises by police. Regardless I will not be returning here due to the unpleasent experiance thes fellers provide.

 

[mit Pricund]

Do you really even have to ask that?

The answer is as clear as day; at an AMP you're guaranteed FS; dating is hit and miss. You can spend 3 times the amount of money as you would at an AMP on taking a few single ladies out, and not get half the 'affection' you would get at an AMP.

I'm older and married too. Most of us, I think, go to AMP's because we as men are generally under appreciated by women. They are taught from small that men, 'have to do this for you', 'and have to do that', so women generally don't thank us.

An an AMP; that hour is all about 'us' getting pampered.

 

[Adam M]

The post was accurate. The guy actually "robbed" some of the girls. Seems while he had them scurrying around looking for whatever, he snagged some wallets. Lots of scumbags out there! They will remember him for a long time!

 

[answer my question!]

Maybe this is just the beginning of their remodel?

Let us pray.