Massage Parlor Reports

[Michelly4you]

Methinks Sleazebum covered this below but seems DC is dead, best to go north for a weekend in AC, Philly, or NYC.

 

[Alwaysknows]

SH,

Are you familiar with Korean pills (small, round, about 1/8 of an inch in a diameter; usually in a rectangular packaging with two rows). I don't know the ingredients but these ladies take them like Kim Chi. It must affect their overall health one way or another. I managed to convince some to use other methods.

You forgot to mention another valuable aspect to birth control. Aside from its intended purpose, the pill allows our mutual friends to say goodbye to their monthly appointment and continue working.

Ian

 

[Lev]

Somewhat disagree about it being "above and beyond". When I started this it was the _norm_.

That sort of treatment is one of the things that made the AMP option so attractive.

The whole package being washed, massaged _well_, taken care of, and pampered as you dressed, made AMPs better than most other options. As they became more well known and popular, they became too busy to maintain that level of service.

I suppose now it is unusual, and deserves some extra recompense, but it's very sad that it has become unusual.

 

[Navjot ss]

Happy New Years fellow mongers. Can a brotha that has started to loose his hair and gets it cut real short to hide the upcoming baldness join. Or is this purely a shiny head, no pun intended meet up.

LOL

Oh and FYI Fincar can be prescribed by your doctor to slow the baldness process. Funny thing I read up on it on a mens hair loss message board.
Thank you internet. Hehe.

My New Years resolution is definitely to take better care of myself like working out. And since i'm such a lard ass I always work up a sweat mongering with those tiny petite fit korean girls

 

[Gringa_uno]

This is my first post here. I just wanted to also mention that I saw Mimi over the weekend. She's a great girl and really enthusiastic. This was my second trip to 14k. The first time I saw Tammy. Mimi looks way better, about a 9 on my scale and everything else was just how I like it. She wanted people to know how good she is so here it is.

 

[Phantom]

Balti,
The way that post started, I thought either you up'd your dosage of Prozac or somebody logged in as a Balti impersonator.

I'm glad I read through the whole post.

Monger on!

 

[letmeowt1]

There used to be a couple in your immediate vicinity, but I believe they've been closed for a year or two. AMPs here are open late, so you still have time to do some research (i.e., RTFF) and find the closest places to yours. If you're in the Verizon Center area, that means you're near the Gallery Place Metro. Take the Orange Line toward New Carrolton and get off (!) at the Eastern Market Metro Station. Wander on down to 617 Pennsylvania Avenua SE and go up the flight of stairs to the 2nd floor. That's about the best I can do for you.

Now that someone's done you a favor, be sure to post a review on your experience. (Include details such as provider's name, age, physical description, whether the session was good, bad, or ugly, and any other noteworthy points.) And, next time, don't forget to RTFF.

R::R

 

[epic failure]

This index covers reviews of DC AMPS as found here on the board from October 2008 to December 2008.

Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.

Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of review - reviewers handle (*)

* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.

Previous review posted on 11/20/08

Orange
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??? - 12/28/08 - Dre336 (?)
raided - 12/22/08 - Happy Hour
Nana - 12/17/08 - Hawkeye in Md (+)
yayo - 12/10/08 - SW Surfer (+)
Michelle - 12/9/08 - Mollusk Man (+)
??? - 12/5/08 - John Hudson (+)
Yoyo/Coco - 12/1/08 - Cabdriver52 (+)
Nana - 11/29/08 - Sleazebum (+)
Nana - 11/25/08 - Chris Stick (+)
Yoyo - 11/24/08 - Sashimi (+)
Nana - 11/23/08 - Celtic1 (+)
Yo-Yo - 11/22/08 - Canick (+)
Yoyo - 11/21/08 - Olgnome (+)
Yo-yo - 11/19/08 - Canick (+)
??? - 11/18/08 - Canick (+)
??? - 11/9/08 - Rogoh (+)
??? - 11/6/08 - Sushi Boy (+)


Star (1829 M st 2nd floor,ICM)
=========================
Julie - 12/31/08 - Yellow Beard (+)
??? - 12/28/08 - Dr Knob (?)
1829 M st open - 11/17/08 - Bseeks


1829, 3rd floor (therapy@M, sun)
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??? - 12/7/08 - Dooder (?)
??? - 10/26/08 - Bradley1 (-)
??? - 10/18/08 - Lbfm Dog (-)
Cindy - 10/14/08 - Harderik (?)


Jasmines
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Candy - 10/26/08 - Mighty Spearsman (+)
Candy - 10/09/08 - Orangecrush (-)


H&H
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Salome - 12/9/08 - Triple E (+)
still open - 10/08/08 - Triple E


Vermont (Downtown)
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??? - 11/10/08 - Drunker Irish (+)


Gold (IHC,Mini,1818)
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Lisa - 10/8/08 - Fresh Water (+)



Not Enough Info
+++++++++++++++
???
==
??? - 12/29/08 - Computer Luvvv (?) near dulles
??? - 12/28/08 - SLeazebum, probably orange
C - 11/16/08 - Dooder (?) on M st, $$



Closed Locations
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CHPC
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Coming back - 10/08/08 - Common Sense

Royal 520 (4)
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closed - 12/26/08 - Ginger Man


Rio (olympic)
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open - 10/26/08 - Freelancevideo


Pics of sports section from warmer days - 12/19/08


Wayward One
All reviews should be read as interactive fiction.

 

[i aint know]

Seriously now. Someone posts and doesn't even READ what is on the board.

Good god man, even I (me this guy with a super low post count) don't even believe you.

 

[ETAK]

If this board is a source of Information to the LE, why would they expose that fact in court? Young's (and OK) operated in a free flowing alcohol area which draws a police presence. I remember Shepard's Park in Md. They had the same circumstances, lotsa bars and and a parlor. Neighbors got tired of the fights and littering. They complained and everything got shut down. I've read the blogs of Glover Park. Everyone knew about our places. Some were tolerant, some weren't. Plus, if I were a councilmember with a tourist attraction like the Cathedral right up the street I wouldn't be too happy about that block anyway. Sorry about the ramble but I don't think this site has anything to do with anything. Police don't generally bust our places until someone puts them in the crosshairs. Again, sorry about the ramble. I'm tired.

[blue]===============================================

Hi guys,

Just to put this in perspective:

1. There is no club, massage parlor, escort service, streetwalker location or other place described on this website that the local police don't already know about, with or without this website. Don't be so naive as to think that local LE doesn't already know what's going on in their town.

2. No Forum Members have ever been detained, questioned or investigated as a result of information that they or others posted on this Forum.

3. No information in this Forum has ever been used in any prosecution. It's simply not qualified evidence.

4. The police have never contacted me or requested any information from me about any forum member, and they never will because the forum's servers are located in Montreal, Canada.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

 

[Pompal 09.]

Despite the Pulp Fiction reference in the title, this review is about my visit yesterday to Orange.

I've only been a few times and was hoping to draw Tina again who was very GFE-ish and had the nicest silver dollar nips I've ever seen on an Asian woman.

Anyway, the bad thing about Orange.- besides having to walk past the yuppied scum dining outdoors at the nearby Mr. Henry's pub.- is that the ladies answer the door themselves. This means that, without a mamasan, if you are looking for a different lady, you risk insulting the lady who greeted you by asking for someone else.

And as I don't know names of women at Orange, I'm a bit out of luck.- "Can I see a line-up of the *other* girls? " might seem a bit tacky at this place.

So Bonnie (? ) answered. GREAT body.- a lot like Bebe from Star.- fake ones but perfectly proportioned for her TAN body. And with a face that doesn't look too Korean and with big expressive eyes.

Usual talk.- claimed she had only been in D. C. For two days from NYC, blah blah blah.- I said "two times in one hour" and she.- like Tina the first time I was there.- asked for the tip up front. I tipped well and we went off.

Great acting on her part but that's the first problem: too fake. I figure most of the AMP women are faking it somewhat with my fat ass but Bonnie was a bit too fake in so short an amount of time. However, it helped me get job number 1 done.

Anyway, I attempted to give her a lesson in the Pacific Rim region and things were not quite fresh down there. The first time that smell was a factor in a D. C. Adventure. That kind of ruined my mood but I did get it done a second time and was out of there in a bit under an hour.

Not great but I'm still intrigued enough about Orange to go back.

 

[PiggyDog]

As was I in the 2nd part of my reply.

Hope your 2010 is filled with success.

 

[michelle a]

Call it boredom.

Call it tired of the crap from my ex-wife.

I seemed to have a case of yelow fever and decided to visit a pharmacy in a new part of the world. Memory serves well enough. My route to CPHC dropped me onto Wisconsin ave. The other way. Leads to the OK spa.

Seemingly not too popular on this board but I'm a little tired of Sun. Time for something new.

I roll in about 9PM. Ushered in to room 6, catty corner to the front door. Standard. 6 fee. Deposited the 1. On the night table. Met June. Nice girl. Really nice package. Shower was good, good HOT water. Took care of the chill I picked up outside. Had to park down past Good Guys. Back to the room, face down I recieved a rather excellent massage. Cracked my back, rubbed all the right areas. Even massaged the back of my head. Way cool.

Flip, question. Everything? . Yes. She missed the tip. No biggie. She left and returned in maybe 5 minutes. Initial cowgirl, then we walked the dog and finally decided to contribute to a nice missionary, where everything was finished. Final cleanup. Everything was great. Left at. Big hand on the 10 little hand on the 5. Not too bad. Slept good.

Anyway, It seemed like a dream. Nice change of pace.

Overall solid 8s on the gold standard scale. Happy hunting.

The place is overall very clean, unlike the funky smell in the hallway of Sun. You will get a little of the hairy eyeball from mamasan (she's younger & thinner than we're used to) but as long as you're confident, it's no problem.

Be safe out there.

Cabbie!

 

[ann_svit]

Hi All,

I have finally "bit the bullet" and joined this fine forum, though I admit to lurking for a year or so. I have been a Monger in this area for more than 20 years, but have never shared exploits before. Used to be a regular at DT and then I-Bar, after the DT disaster. Had many good friends at DT, Annie being my favorite. Sure wish I could find her again! A long time ago, and I doubt that too many of you remember it, there was a nice place at Friendship Heights, across Wisconsin Avenue from the old Sears store. I was in here the last day of its existence. Caught, as a matter of fact. It was ice, because was more flaverfull than just K-MP.

Visited CircleK today and, almost as usual, Mamasan informed me "? . Not here; All new. " Requested small uppers, but they were busy and, after a short sauna, got Coco. New to me. Said she came here last week. Korean and Hawaiian. Nice mix. Good language skills, both spoken and provided. Very tan, large B, small C, and super friendly, In fact, called herself "crazy. ". Something to be said for that!

Average TS, good massage, though she snuck up on me with oil, which I do not care for. Willing to do as asked. Light touch was a bit heavy for me, but the result was fine. Ended our discussions on the chair, face to face, and it was nice. Could have gone down other paths, but that is among my favorite ways to chat.

I'd give her 8's across the board and would choose to see her in the future.

Enough for Post #1. Hope I am welcome here.

Great Day to all,

RX

 

[E-rock]

I only ventured in there once, some time ago, and they played that same tune. They wanted something like $$ up front. It felt like a hustle at the time. I had no idea what if anything that money got me, and I left.

They must have some rich regulars or something else going on in there. I mean, I do not look like a cop, I look like an ideal spa customer, old, fat, bald, and horny. Yowsa.

 

[Bumble]

Now that, board members who may not know me, is a truly scary movie. Those who know me already have passed a cold shiver down their respective spines upon reading that.

Absolutely true.

Hmmmm. Interesting thought. It may have merit. I do recall a [post=412098]superstar named Pink[/post] in the Dec 2005-Jan 2006 time frame. And then there are all the Coco's , Bebe's and Maya's that seem to be the creme of the crop more often than not. If they name the winners after other winners; and then it follows the reverse is true. AVOID girls named Candy or Jennifer.

OH, BTW Gunga, If you have any insider tips on Vegas (like the addy for a nice FS Asian apartment) XSailor and I would appreciate anything you can give us!. TIA

I wish I could claim credit, I was hoping for some fairy dust, but I could not conjure the magic to travel to Neverland. For some background on why I was unable or unworthy to return to Neverland, read of the [post=529016]amazing fantasy I found in another far-away place[/post].

And WhatTheFuck, Welcome to the board. Your post is absolutely correct as far as how things tend to work on this board. Who knows, you may yet escape the flames of initiation. Have fun and let us know how it went.

LoveLOS

 

[jacovkss2]

Can anyone confirm or deny if Happy is the same Happy that was there just a few months ago? I didn't really like her and it'd just be awkward for everybody if I made an appointment only to ask for a different girl.

 

[Tofu]

Damn, all you guys getting the Latina girls there, and I keep missing out.

Then again, I've never had a bad time there, so not complaining if I get other shades.

 

[Wayne A]

Back in the 90s does anyone recall the "Russian" places in the DC metro area? Well, believe it or not, one of those places got busted one time and LE found cams / wires, etc. They were recording the shit and probably selling the tapes back in russia. A lot of those Russian places are ran under radar by underworld figures and the same can be said for some of the asian places.

 

[Marie]

What did the pipe cleaning cost?