Massage Parlor Reports

[bumblebee2k9]

There was girl named Christine from DT just before the Sharon/Maya era. The three were amazing. Christine went on to a place called Dragon on G Street. After that closed she set up a place in Rockville. Saw her last on Sept.11, 2001, wanted one more ride in case the world was coming to an end.

Sharon once offered to do doubles with Maya but she left beofre I could take her up on it.

 

[No Lie]

Yea yea, mom needs an operation, lil' sister needs to get through college to be a rocket scientist, the dog has cancer. It's never that I need to pay off some debt and save enough money to retire before my pussy wears out!!

 

[Luna]

The pool area with jacuzzi pools and body scrub / massage tables are segregated by sex, but there are also massage rooms in the spa area that may cater to couples massage. If nothing else, you'll be relaxed as hell when you leave, even if you're not massaged together.

http://www.spaworldusa.com/extraservice.html

Not sure that you can get a couples table shower anywhere the way it's done in the Asian spas.

Maybe search this site?

http://www.spahunters.com/

 

[Andy Tips]

Went to G&G the other day and saw Michelle. Place was large, nice beds and atmosphere. Only thing did not like was stand up shower and had to do it yourself.

Michelle had a nice pair of bolt ons and a tight bod but older. Great massage and great NOVA finish.

 

[Krolik]

Nuff said

It was so much easier back in the old days of "underground" newspapers, etc.

 

[oyster_ s]

LOL...you're right...the fire fighting comes later.

 

[I R NORMAL IS NOT A PEDO]

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[Henry Le]

Hey Red,

GO with the flow is ok. In business, there is always give and take. Chking out 1333 today and my little Lilly. Yummy.

PC out

 

[Pompal 09.]

No tip at all? That is all they earn, the tip....plus put up with guys like you. Dry up and blow away.

 

[Cat Lady]

I'm not sure LE needs to bother with this, or any other, web site. I think the whole thing is more about whether a certain jurisdiction wants to have these kinds of establishments operating or not. Until just a couple of years ago, and for several years before then, the Washington Post sports section was loaded with ads for places in Virginia, Maryland and the District. Does anyone thing LE missed that? Of course they knew what was going on, and the things we posted here were every bit as detailed as what people posted recently about Orange; maybe more so.

My all time favorite places were Downtown and Tanning and Massage (T&M)(in White Plains, MD). The always had the youngest, most attractive girls, and provided the best service. T&M operated for quite a while without problems, until Charles County got too many complaints from people dropping their kids at a day care located in the same strip mall. I'm not sure if they thought that someone going to T&M might also be on the prowl for little kids, or whether the little kids would be somehow bothered by the fact that men were going in and out of another business in the same strip mall. (I highly doubt that the kids knew what was going on inside T&M. I suspect it was more likely the soccer moms dropping kids off there who objected.) Wherever these places operate, LE probably won't bother them unless there are complaints. These complaints could come from other business owners who feel that these places might hurt their own business, which I find unlikely. The other source of complaints would be from the aformentioned soccer moms, or other residents, who feel that these places are not welcome.

We can speculate about how the moms might feel threatened by the fact that they are fat and unattractive to their husbands compared to the K-girls. My point is that these places advertise because they are in business to make money, and they are trying to attract customers. Secondly, politicians respond to constituents, and LE are run by politicians: in DC it's the mayor, and in Maryland and Viriginia it is the county sheriff, an elected official. The District is certainly a different place than it was just a couple of years ago. If enough people complain about something, you can be sure that some action will be taken. So it doesn't matter whther this web site goes silent or not, as others have said, the spas advertise on Craig's List and/or the City Paper, and there are always neighbors around that might complain. I would bet that the reason for the raids on Orange were the result of neighboring businesses complaining rather than anything posted on this board.

 

[Ness]

Lexluther and co.

I hear where your coming from, really I do. But I don't think we need to keep beating this dead horse, over and over and over again.

I've had several AMP experiences over the past few months that are extremely post worthy, but like so many around here, I haven't even bothered posting my findings because this board is pretty much become a place for bitching, whining, and/ or romanicing and marrying these girls.

This board, the last time I checked, is for the exchange of information about men paying women for sex; nothing else. I can't believe you said that none on here are emotional attached to any of these girls. You've been on here longer than I have, and I can tell with the likes of Sarang Haeyo and others, that this is not the case.

I do appreciate the fact that these woman are providing us a service, and that they are human beings, but this guys attitude as you and others have a problem with, is nothing new. If you keep attacking him, he'll keep responding, etc (just like I have/would).

My point is it's over. Let sleeping dogs lie.

Mr. Snipes

 

[DANC3R]

This index covers reviews of DC AMPS as found here on the board from January 2010 to June 2010.Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.

Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of review - reviewers handle (*)

* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.

Previous review posted on 7/18/09


Asian Mist (dupont)
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Happy - 6/24/10 - Yetanother me (-)
Micheele - 6/17/10 - Dazed diplomat (+)
Bobbi - 6/9/10 - Corsair88 (+)
Linda - 6/5/10 - Maiko (+)
??? - 5/29/10 - Freelancevideo (?)mystic?
Coco - 4/19/10 - Hugh Johnson (+)
??? - 4/12/10 - Rogoh (+)hawaiian
Ruby - 2/23/10 - Va Ga (-)


Shell /Green(on Capitol st - 12/18/09)
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Toy - 6/27/10 - Vitrea (+)
??? - 6/21/10 - Rodney43 (?)NR
Yumi - 6/18/10 - Max #01 (?)
Mona - 5/1/10 - Mollusk Man (+)
Nana - 4/12/10 - Mollusk Man (+)
Sue - 4/7/10 - Mollusk Man (+)
nana - 3/31/10 - Dome Ranger (+)
Heidi - 1/12/10 - Loopy De Loop (+)


Jasmines
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Suzie - 6/28/10 - Exclient (+)
Lucy - 6/18/10 - Readerx (+)
Suzie - 5/22/10 - Miamifl1972 (+)
ShoJi - 5/21/10 - ReaderX (+)
Sherry - 5/16/10 - Choboman (+)


sky
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Coco - 5/18/10 - Mac Jones (?)
Jenny - 5/6/10 - Mollusk Man (?)
sunny - 4/6/10 - CabDriver (?)NR


H&H
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??? - 5/10/10 - Triple E (?)


Infinity
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Lucy - 6/20/10 - CabDriver52 (+)


Golden Nails
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Lisa - 5/12/10 - Miamifl1972 (?)


Not Enough Info
+++++++++++++++
???
==
Suzie - 6/14/10 - Ron John (+)
Michelle - 6/4/10 - Tanithmagna (+)
Lisa - 3/3/10 - Drofnalb (+)
??? - 3/3/10 - Parkinsons (-)
Seven - 1/31/10 - Fj Cruiser (+)
Candy - 1/5/10 - Cavetroll (+)



Outside the city
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Fairlakes/columbian girls, tysons - 5/25/10 - Guido4life (+)

Magical Touch
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??? - 6/10/10 - Jsol95 (?)


Closed Locations
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several paces busted/closed indefinately - 1/14/10

VIP (accross from marine baricks), Rio, Orange, Star (1829 M st 2nd floor,ICM), Gold (IHC,Mini,1818)(king arthur refernces)


Wayward One

All described acts should be read as interactive fiction

 

[nestprop]

I was back in DC last Friday for some AMP action. This is my first trip since this past July. Several years ago I had the pleasure of making a number of visits to a long closed AMP out near Rhode Island on I believe 14th st. When this place closed I moved business to Downtown. Now with Downtown closed I needed a new stop. Since posts seem to recommend Sun I decided to try the action there. I was a little frustrated as I could not find 701 nor the other address but finally put the two together and found the correct door and doorbell. I was admitted and climbed to the secong floor.

I was met at the door by Lilly who escorted me to the first room. It was about 11:00 am so they were not busy. She took the house fee and returned before I had completed stripping. She helped me out of my clothes, wrapped a towel around me and led me to the nearby table shower room. The TS was average at best but did get the appropriate places. Dried off and back to the room for finish drying. When I entered I reached into my shirt pocket for glasses case which had tip attached and placed glasses case in view on chair. Lilly moved glasses case from chair to table - probably to check the tip.

She then told me to lie down and she stripped down for work. The session was not rushed and included some GFE at the end. The session ended with me satisfied. I was hoping to make a repeat visit to see if a different provider would be better but ran out of opportunities before i had to leave DC.

Overall evaluation:
Figure not very large but OK for my tastes.
TS average at best
rest of session 6 out of 10
Sun set up - 5
room was cool even with a floor heater going
location was somewhat handy to metro stop

Now for my AMP assessment:
My favorite AMP was the long closed location on second floor near RI. Nicer rooms, with a VIP area upstairs with a double bed or queen bed in a 12 by 12' room. Not very good neighborhoon but they did have private parking in the rear, once theyknew you. Sorry this place closed.

Downtown - their new shower area a few months before closing was nicer, and I think the rooms were better. Yes the stairs were horrible but I still enjoyed my visits including the soda and one time that the lady brought some of the lunch into the room and offered some to me since I had made a comment about the good smells.

Sun - would I go back, yes, since I do not have any other known location that I am familiar with.

I will continue to read the guide to see if other opportunities arise prior to my next trip to the DC area.

 

[Tara C]

Remember this dickhead: any man can get laid anywhere on this orb without aid of computer. This fraternity of mongers is a tight one. Consider this the DC chapter. You have yet to pass initiation. Bend over, take your beating, ask, "Sir may I have another?" and perhaps you'll be rewarded.

Until then; clean up your posts: spelling and composition are disastrous. While you're at it: go fuck your mother.

 

[Saxton Hardcastle]

I'm a little late with the review but we all know how that goes. A couple of weeks ago I made it back to D. C. And faired much better than the last time and my visit to M. Stopped at the 2nd floor instead of the 3rd and hit jackpot with Suzie. Thanks for the inte gentleman. Suzie told me she has a dream to raise money for a beauty salon and any contributions would be appreciated. I had no problem helping her out. From the table shower to the massage to the light rim it was all good. A BBBJ would have topped it off but her gfe approach made up for it. Whole package including FS ending up in a $1.00 contribution and a $.60 door fee.

 

[verscharren]

I went there yesterday to see my favorite Sasha or Sara, but the place has the closed signed, I called but no answer.

Jim

 

[Johner]

Time for me to chime in for a second. Going gambling, going to Atlantic City is sometimes a "polite way" of saying "we got busted". "Water problems" is another one.

I have seen the effects of real "water problems" which did apparently cause real closures. Re-modeling may cause trips to AC.

It's been my experience that talent is scarce during holidays, especially xmas and New Years. Closing early on holidays isn't unusual.

Occasionally you have to close. Some reasons:

Shower getting repaired
New water heater
Getting gas service for the first time
Getting busted.
Floods due to water leaks.
Sauna getting installed.
New AC system with ductwork.

If they know you "real well", they may open the door and tell you why.

Spazen

 

[1:45.83]

RTFF, newb!

Just kidding. Prolific poster LoveLOS is currently "on vacation". Fortunately for this forum, not the AMP-style never to be heard from again vacation.

LoveLOS is in mongering in Mexico. http://www.massageplanet.net/forum/showpost.php?p=533244&postcount=2552

 

[PeaceLoveHope <3]

Unlike other cities like NYC or Philadelphia, where you can trip over an AMP walking through chinatown, I don't think DC has an AMP in its C' town. The Verizon center foot traffic brought with it a lot of different commercial chains, which in turn jacked up rents for real estate in the area. Not sure whether it makes much business sense for an AMP to pay a premium rent just to set up shop in C'town. Remember, most of the providers in AMPs seem to be Korean girls, not Chinese. This probably means that they set up shop in the C'town's because of the central location, relative saftey, and CHEAP rents. Not because they're Chinese.

Sounds like you already know about the locations in Dupont. There are other options in N. Va, but between what's available in Dupont, and the three different spots I've been to in N. Va, I've always been disappointed with the disparate levels of service, price, and selection that was offered to me at the N. Va locations. Granted, the actual massages were better, but if that's what interests you. Then you're probably on the wrong website.

 

[gamblingsucks]

I've also noticed this with some providers. Sometimes they fake it, but it is hard for me to tell if it is live or Memorex (I usually don't care). I agree with the others who say it is an exhaustion issue. A couple years ago I had a GF who would never let herself cum if she had to work the next day. The more she came the longer she was tired. If she had 2 or 3 Os in the same session, she was sometimes wasted for nearly a day. I think this is only a problem with a few women.