Massage Parlor Reports

[Musicology]

Conn Ave is still open and doing their thing but I wonder for how long, since in the past week they have been reviewed 3 times on another site, after that goes truly nothing will be left in DC.

 

[Catprints]

Long time reader first time poster. Yes, I RTFF. I'm mainly in Nova but occasionally head up to DC for expanded services. About 4 years now. First off, I'd like to thank everyone for the info and updates. Many times I would think of posting but it was nothing more than what has already been expressed/reviewed on.

Been awhile since in DC but, second, my review. Went to the Spa on M. Older Ladies except one or two. Got an older lady (easily 40+) with C/D bolt ons, short hair, smoky laugh, and very upbeat personality. Very nice. Her name C. Or was and I think I might have seen her before in other places in DC and Baltimore. No tattoos. Yes, I have been here before.

TS good, services fine/standard. All in all, 7-8. Maybe. I say maybe because for $$ total my hands not allowed to wander/touch anything up or down, nor, obviously, any DATY. Is this the new standard in DC? Or is it that older women have run the gambit and don't try to please customers or even seem to relax for simple things. Just wondering if others have the same, should I expect this, is it just this lady, just this place, did I TOFTT, not a regular, etc.

I'd appreciate any info, PM or otherwise, to ensure future understanding. Given my experience, I understand we all have off days and I'm cool with that. Just want to make sure I'm not supporting any new unwanted rule.

Thanks. In addition, please feel free to comment on post. I will hold back if this is still too 'open' for current conditions.

 

[viking]

I don't know why DC does this 1, 2, 3, 4 thing, but I'm sure you have your reasons. This review dates back a week or so.

1. Star

2. Soolah (weird name)

3. Great

4. I went to see BeBe, but she was busy. Ended up with "Soolah", everything was really great,. I'm curious if she is still there though, I was told she wouldn't be there long. If you know please PM me.

 

[RedFox]

1818 is somewhat inconsistent and it depends on the girl. I've never been there at night (well not for 1818 but for other activities he, he.).

I think the doors away from the downtown DC side are open in the evenings last time I was there--which was awhile ago.

 

[bbkb]

Why don't people have him on their Ignore Lists already?

 

[Bridgette]

Give us a list of all the places YOU have been.

OK?

JJ

 

[Tint]

Took a chance based on mixed reviews here and elsewhere and was rewarded. Stella is the best looking provider I've encountered so far. Model's face, tight tummy (with navel ring), and a great pair of C's that felt natural. TS was good and soapy with all fun bits thoroughly cleaned. Massage was fair with very good conversation. Main event went better than expected as I'd only brought.8 for the tip (left on the table to avoid debate) expecting a CBJ. After a few minutes of CBJ she asked to mount up for CG to which of course I obliged. Popped after a few minutes but she kept going (didn't know? ) which felt great. Hot towel cleanup, some pillow talk, and a hand getting dressed kept me happy on the way out. Oh, and she heads back to Cali in 2 weeks.

2 Notes. There were 2 dudes in suits standing near the entrance to Camelot that almost spooked me off. Also confirmed that the ceiling objects I had earlier thought may be cameras are just empty light sockets (lights in room were much brighter this time).

 

[rkive87]

Went by late Friday night (4am?) after calling to be sure I could still get in. Asked for Jennifer on the phone and told they were not busy and she was ready. Get to Sun 5mins later to find it's fully packed and Jennifer will not be available until tomorrow. Not sure why i bother calling, Mamasan lies everytime!

Drew Angie who claimed to have arrived that very day. Very pretty, realistically 25 or so, small boobs and not much ass to speak of- but thin and supple. Looks good in her thong.

No TS, too busy with other mongers. Very good massage, flip, enthusiastic CBJ for about 5mins until I got worked up and wanted to DATY. No go. She swore "next time" and claimed to have applied too much lube for me to dine. That was fine, it was pretty late.

Mish, CG, rounding into a doggie where I pounded for quite some time and she took it pretty well. She got sore eventually, but hung in there until I finished. She's a sport. Easy to talk to and playful without being weird. Had some legitimate laughs together which is always nice.

Overall a 7, she's very pretty, service was solid, great attitude, but not the body I like. Probably will not repeat but do recommend.

Peace

 

[Alison H]

Was at the Old place again and met a not-so-new girl there. Her name was Mimi and she was very thin and pretty. I doubt she was extremely Young. Busty she was not. As a matter of fact she was nearly flat. Now this doesn't bother me but I know it does some of you. Off to the TS and she does something Ive never seen before: kind of folds up her longish dress (so it doesn't get wet?) and leaves her tight little butt hanging out for me to enjoy. Very entertaining. She also washes herself with me there trying not to be rude. Another first. She leaves me to dry myself off. Then just about sends me to the room by myself drawing some kind of rebuke from mamasan. It was that kind of night.

She comes in later after I'm all dry and tells me to lie down. The usual thing...towel all over me and starts working on my back. She does some different things which feel real good but I can tell she's straining. Did I mention she was very thin? I'm thinking this may be the best massage ever when about 5 minutes into it she hops up and strips and takes the towel off. We're off to the races with the light touch. Somewhat disappointing but I was hot for her.

The usual body rubbing until she goes CG on me but I'm not responding properly so I lay her down and try teasing her gently in an effort to DATY. She turns out to be exceedingly sensitive so that doesn't last too long and we finish in mish. I really liked her but for many of you YMMV.

Your imagination may vary too.

Stay safe out there,

af

 

[The Jenz]

The body shops, themselves, may be gone. But prostitution is the oldest profession around (supposedly). Since it survived the Prehistoric age, the Ice age, the Stone age, the Renaissance age, the Industrial age, the Information age, I don't think we need to worry about its demise anytime soon. Something else has already or will very soon pop up somewhere close by. The only way to kill prostitution forever is to do away with sexual urges, or do away with the monetary system and make the 60's theme life's motto forever: FREE love! Yeah Baby!!! (e.g. Without money, can we still call it "prostitution"?).

 

[Aziz]

I guarantee that except for slow days, HJ and BJ cardholders will be turned away at the door. Most of these places operate by having the girls take turns (and if some guy requests a girl, that girl misses her next turn) and they are severely disappointed when some guy shows up not wanting the whole thing. That's why they try to rip you off by inflating the prices way over HJ/BJ only places, sometimes even asking for the full $100.

It doesn't make sense, since if they took everyone (HJ, BJ, FS), there would be more customers, thus more turns, thus the chance of more money. But I guess they don't want to risk being the person on Wheel of Fortune who keeps spinning "Bankrupt" or "Lose a Turn".

I remember seeing a post about how it seemed like the most popular girls were being kept from the customers, and the reason for this is this turn system. The popular girl has to make the exact same amount of money (not counting extra tips) as the other ugly girls and this always causes friction.

 

[pink_rocker1210]

That is her way of saying "I want your ass out of here quickly." I usually respond with something like "Hard on my back but medium on my hamstrings." That is my way of saying "I want my. 7 massage before the $ extras are considered." Over the years I've learned that presenting the tip too early often leads to a very short massage. Seldom do they come back to the massage after the main event.

 

[MightyHyphy]

So glad you guys moved on from this topic, I wanted to recomend Beano for the latter, and as for the european Chochalet wow, I thougt a clean bod, and fresh breath was enough. I gues diversity is what makes the world spin. K-Pus. Y is what makes my world spin. Lets stick to this.

Now that Sun in gone, what is the new hot spot. Can pm if le iss a concern.

 

[Doctor Watson]

Well I saw Bunny at Sky tonight and she is hot! BBBJ too!

You can PM me for details but the site is http://skyforever.net/link

 

[Emad Thee]

Yeah, that was carefully worded - note that the writer of the article does not say that the AMP was the cause of the used condoms and syringes on the street, or the "unsavory characters" propositioning neighborhood women. If anything, AMPs are careful not to cause a neighborhood to become run-down, because that'll invite attention from LE.

 

[Petals B]

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I guess I will avoid Sundays lol but honestly play smart, and be safe. Oh and ... um tell her you are going to the gym

 

[Frederic]

In my experience, 99% of the time it's no big deal. Some girls may make a comment, but it has usually been along the lines of "you different!" Money's money, and mongers are mongers to the overwhelming majority of these girls. Besides, regardless of race they're still gonna service older and pretty gross looking guys (not insulting any mongers out there, just pointing out that such men exist, and they still get their HE) so why draw the line at minorities?

 

[Bitchy Blonde SUSPENDED.]

My experience, as well.

 

[Wickie W]

Hello all,

Usually, I am in PG county, but I am about to get a new gig in the GTown/Palis area. Is there ANY kind of real action going on there these days?

You can PM if you prefer.

Thanks

 

[AuthototagBum]

Visited 1413 this evening. I started out with Blue but nothing was clicking at all, it just felt rushed & not engaging. Switched over to Rose & everything was just fine. It was as "expected", based off of the previous posts.