Massage Parlor Reports

[William Wang]

This used to be an AMP that has been closed for years. Has anyone tried since they re-opened? 506 10th street NW. 2nd floor. Advertising on both CL and BP.

 

[Nitika]

It's rare for me to call it a night after one, when more are available...

My review:

Yeah, what [post=524036]he said[/post]...

Little LL

 

[Julie Ann]

Gifts? To each his own I guess, but if I wanted to do the whole 'bringing gifts' thing, giving her a massage, or any of the other things I've heard some of you guys doing, I'd go out and get a real date. I like to keep things strictly professionally, and non personal. Works best for all parties. The required house fee and tip is gift enough.

 

[Horror Movie Addict #7]

While in my office last Friday, I felt an overwhelming urge to escape from what ordinarily could have equated to a relentlessly boring day. I hailed a cab to DuPont Circle to see what was available at Supra. When the cab pulled up to the building, I was surprised to see Mr. XXXXXX Owner exiting rather happily. I told the cab to drive-on fearing that I can be seen.

I ascended to the fourth level to find the closed door. A while later, Bebe opened the door. She flashed me a smile and led me to a room. I quickly ask for Coco.

Coco came in to the room and we settled the financial contributions to the various noble causes. A moment later, she led me to the TS where she was surprisingly playful. She was dancing a little bit and acting so. Very. Cute. Although she did put some efforts in cleaning the right areas; overall, her TS is average, at best.

Back to the room, she began with a massage. I have to admit, I like her massages. Following the massage, she performed the coveted nipple-drag. AR was performed, albeit, short. Flipped me around and did a little ball-playing. She then engaged the cover and began CBJ. We started out in CG, and then switched to miss. While in miss, she was humming a Korean nursery tune while I thought to myself I must be seriously lacking, so I spun her around and finished in K9.

Surprisingly, she was much more playful this time around. I wouldn’t be surprised if she was bi-polar. Her mood swings are very extreme. After the hot towel treatment, we did a little bit of cuddling and chit chatting. I had my phone next to the bed and she programmed her number into my phone. I’ll be surprised if I was the first one she gave her numbers to. Anyone else got this treatment? Come one, admit it.

Unfortunately, I have heard too many stories about Coco to take the bait.

SIDE NOTE: Many of these girls are professional "comfort women" outside their profession. What this entails is the ability to maintain relationships (sexual in many cases) with multitude of men (upward 40 in some cases) so that when they return from vacation, these victims (I mean men) will, once again, see their "girlfriend" and thus pay the house, which the owner loves so much. As they say, a little sugar goes a long way. Don’t despair! Only a small perceneforum.xxxe of providers use such a ploy.

AMP – It’s not just a job, it’s a lifestyle!

N2

 

[jimmymatthews3]

Did you guys see Fox 5 news last night? They mentioned that 5 AMPS in DC had been raided. They showed a shot of the M.st spa, and they mentioned Orange Spa.

Seems that the Law is really going after these places hard.

The charges mentioned were human trafficking and prostitution.

 

[Pompal 09.]

They are answering the phone again and are open.

OG

 

[dsk]

The National Arboretum

 

[The Turkey]

Has the demise of the DC AMP scene happened with remarkably little fanfare. Usually when something like this happens on a mass scale, you see articles in the newspaper. The Feds cannot resist getting their name in the paper for stuff like this-especially around ANY election cycle. It is confusing to me to be honest.

As one who has only JUST turned back to AMP's and was strongly considering going back to the DC scene, I am now thinking again. I used to go to Supra a lot and to get my feet wet I went to one in PG County a few times.

What is a horny fellow with A-fever to do? Don't answer that. I am a pro and I know the answers come from RTFF. It is a rhetorical question. But damn, what is a fellow to do?

---Out

 

[jinmartt]

I haven't visited 719vip in like a year and was wondering if anyone knew if they were still open. I heard that someone old had died inside so they closed. any info would be great.

Thanks

 

[Elektra M]

Usually you never know if "vacation" means permanent, temporary, long-term or short-term. Sometimes you can tell from the tone...but, often times the mamasan's don't know any better than we do.

Definitely hope in Hana's case that it's a brief vacation. Having some sushi every once in a while is a nice break from our typical kimchi. And she was quite a wonderful dish.

 

[Skater dudette]

Unlike other places, Dupont closes whenever they feel like it. Their posted closing time is 4AM, but, I was told by two of the girls that is only for Friday & Saturday...that other days they close at 3AM. But, I've also been asked to close the door on the way out as early as midnight. So you never know.

Gold, a couple months ago, started posting an earlier closing time of 2AM. Probably because most of the time they would have bad customers was after that time...who knows.

Rio closes at 2AM too. Used to be midnight, so that's an improvement.

14k and Green tend to be more flexible than most...but if you get there after the lights are turned off, you're usually out of luck.

Don't feel bad...it's happened to me a few times too. Maybe IHC should have been your last phone call...

 

[jase25064342]

Had a horrible experience at the new Gold Spa (1829 M, 2nd floor) today. The girl (she said her name was Coco) provided very poor service and had a terrible attitude. Constantly kept pushing me back to check if wrapper was on. Constantly using kleenex to wipe herself. Just lay there mechanically for the 10 minutes I was there. Even complaining when I approached certain areas. I'm a clean guy, very particular about hygiene and have received very good GFE at Sun and I-bar before. Given the recent reviewed problems at those places, decided to try something new. Guess I tried the wrong place or received a terrible provider. Left after 10-15 minutes, was getting turned off by the attitude rather than getting turned on.

 

[DAC]

Yep...that's the same Coco...
http://massageplanet.net/forum/showthread.php?p=546360#post546360

Seems like Bebe is a great find though...thanks for the review!

 

[Pompal 09.]

It would be a huge help to everyone, especially you newbies, if YOU were to take the time to go thru all these reviews and post a summary.

If you were to do so, plus post a full review of one or more of your recent experiences with a massage provider, we would all treat you MUCH better and maybe, just maybe, give you some insider information on things.

Do or do not - it is your decision.

I am just trying to help out a fellow "nice guy".

JJ
(ALSO a Nice Guy in Va)

 

[erg322]

Jackson, thanks for helping out by getting it off the board. It is a private address and everyone who was subscribed to any of the 3 threads he posted it in got the address sent to their e-mail. The owners of the place made an effort to keep the address private and the rest of us respected that. Unfortunately Bradley1 did not.

 

[i see yooh!! :D]

Greetings from down south!

I usually post on the alabama threads, but was in the d. C. Area last week on business and thought I would give a review on the nice time I had at the supra spa.

The only downside of the whole experience was that I used google maps on my treo, which lead me to think it wasnt too much of a walk from my hotel. I was one tired and wet dude after my walk up there on this past Friday. I climbed the stairs, and I guess they have a camara or alarm b/c mamasan knew I was coming and opened the door right on time. I was ushered into a room, given the usual "have you been here before" deal, told her I was from out of town, but had been to AMPs in atlanta and B'ham. I asked her who was working and she said "everyone new here" and told me house fee was. 6. I ponied up, and shortly thereafter a very nice young lady came into the room, introduced herself as Mya (sp? ). She was tall. Around 5'8 or so, very pretty, around 28 or so in age, and built like a brickshit house. She had some man made B's on her. And they were a quality job, I had to ask to make sure they were fake, I honestly had trouble telling. Mya explained the TS was tied up, and wanted to know if I minded waiting a bit. I was in no hurry, and told her so. I guess it was around 10-12 minutes before she came back to take me into the TS. TS was great, she was very attentive to the places I like attended to. Massage was ok, not the best I've had, and not the worst either. The massage was kinda winding down, and Mya and I discovered we had mutal interest that we would like to explore, you know, between consenting adults; ) We began doing so immediatly, with no further conversation and found we both liked CBJ, mish, bow-wow, and finished with mish. She brought me a hot towel to clean up with, and I was so impressed with that, I overlooked the so-so massage and tipped $, which she accepted very graciously. On the way out mamasan said "she good? I told you she good! " I could only agree!

I'm a fairly quick study, not to mention a lazy fucker, so I caught a cab back to my hotel instead of undertaking another long March.

My thanks to the guys who have contributied to this thread and provided the reviews I used to find this place. I will return next time I'm up that way. If any of yall find yourself in Rocket City, Alabama. Shoot me a pm and I will try to point ya to some quality ladies.

 

[LadyJaneGrey]

I asked about this board at 1818 and they said they would really appreciate it if people would stop posting about them on this board.

 

[nona_goldencat]

Yeah, I'd like to stop by this place, too. I've heard so much about it.

Thanks in advance.

 

[Blah B]

Thought I would let people know, 4chan has our number. There have been a number of short, odd, or downright ridiculous posts lately, and this article may be responsible:

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/USASexGuide_Forum

For those of you that don't know, 4chan is a huge online bbs, primarily populated by teenagers and web-savvy young adults. 4chan's "random board" (4chan.org/b) is considered to be the toilet bowl of the internet, and is the spawning ground for a number of inane memes, including things like rickrolling and lolcats. Encyclopedia Dramatica is their wiki. If ED has an article on this board, you can be sure that an inordinate number of 14-17 year olds will begin trolling as many boards as possible. It's best to ignore them, and to try and separate their posts (usually characterized by poor grammar and an abundance of web-speak) rather than confront them, as direct contact will only incite them to begin personal attacks. For more information on their activities to date, see

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Anonymous

Hopefully nothing comes of the article

 

[Delauria]

ROTFLMAO,

You have got a point. NoVa, DC and Balmer have developed the keyboard as an effective replacemnt for the sword like few other boards. The good news is we generally only pick on newbies who are uable to read, think they superior to the lowlives that haunt this mansion, or those who get all bent out of shape if someone does fuck with them on a "virtual" basis.

OTOH, your first post, being an excellent trip review, adding accurate details, and acknowedging proper use of the forum (you read it) garners the opposite reation: WELCOME to DC, please feel free to play in the sandbox anytime!

Honey is a hard-workin little bee...

Trip review Part 1:

BB doesn't post, but his "fictional" presence as LL's wingman is pretty famous. Another running mate may actually sign up RSN. We have selected his screen to be something like Field Tech. FT has been around for a while, mostly on the sidelines, but a notable fluke is he was present at Trashman's retirement party, so he is inner circle by default...

A local boys-night-out and we got to talkin about our favorite subject. Then we got to thinking we could pull this off. And a wild hair later, we are on the road north. Readers must understand the characters here is historical context. LL is an absolute PIG when it comes to drinking, partying, and fucking women. While those with me generally have a hell of a good time, there are times when BB has gotten the short end of the stick:
[post=415372]BB gets sleeping beauty while LL scores Uber-Waif[/post]
[post=415590]Nogales, when BB took one for the team - Cloaudia[/post]
[post=480934]Atlanta, LL got the pick of the AMP[/post]
[post=488227]LL gets served his ATF, BB gets a hottie pulled from him[/post]
The rat bastard remineded me of all of these "incidents" while driving up. He had also drawn designated driver staus on this evening, so I think he was just bitchin... But he still had his heart set on Bebe LoveLOS and since friendship is thicker than pussy juice, I told mamasan to serve my man my fave girl. That was hard, but my concience is clear.

Bebe was there, but Miko and Young are gone. FT drew Honey and reviewed high marks. Two new girls replacing Young and Miko are Gina and Lily. Gina is young and very very hot looking, small tits. Look is all LL could do, he drew Lily. Lily is somewhere in her thirties, at least I think, and her body is quite exquisite. Tall with dark hair, nips that stick out on B cups, flat tummy, small tight looking ass and neatly trimmed snatch.

She didn't take to LL at all, and seemed nervous about him in the room waiting for the TS. Finally she asked mamasan about LL and came bouncing back into the shower room singing to herself "he issss Ohhh Kay..." I had to laugh, but things did improve.

Still, she had a routine, and would not could not vary from it. No DATY, no breast fest... She administered the treatment and LL was really not allowed to play any reindeer games... A finger up the ass during reverse CG did solve get her job done, or so she must have thought. She seemed not to want to do the massage and took a break before she got around to that. Massage was OK. She was able to read LL was not completely satisfied and apologized profusely. As I said, YMMV, but I didn't have a lot of fun and with the quality of the rest of the stable, I won't repeat.

Lars data:
Face 7
Body 8
TS 7
'tude 5
Sex 5
Overall Lars 5
Please note an AMP newbie would probably rate this one a lot higher. YMMV but this one did not do it for LL. It occurs to me a contributing factor to my less than great experience is the brooding knowledge that BB was having his way with my girl...

Round two is required. We took a break at [post=492490]TBWNN[/post]

Part II:

Refreshed from our break, the twin pigs BB and LL wanted more kimchi. FT dropped out of play for lack of funds. We were ensconced into the kitchen while waiting for our requested ladies. BB had reviewed wonderful things in his first round, and LL needed to refocus Bebe on who she loves most... And BB was energized by FT's wonderful comments about Honey, as well as [post=479145]LL's fanatsy fullfilled, in part[/post] by Honey and chose that dish.

Niether hog was dissapointed.

Bebe was pleased with my Korean language studies, thanks to Sarang Haeyo for his choice of screen name. She really bounced when I confirmed her ATF status... Our escapades are definately YMMV status by this time, suffice to say the wedding will be soon and BB wants to be best man.

Lars data:
Face 8
Body 9+
TS 9
'tude 10
Sex 11
Overall: Private stock keeper.

BB and LL melted back down the stairs, collected our Field Technician from the streets of Chinatown and journeyed back to the land of Virgins, completely contented.

LoveLOS