Massage Parlor Reports

[bobthebulider]

Hi,

I had the opportunity to visit Nana at 13 today. I had known her in the distant past at a place called DT. Got way over an hour of TLC as I am of the "Come early; come often" philosophy. I was there about 10 minutes after opening. Anyhow, I like the soft touch and she remembered. Man did she remember! Soft all over both with fingers and other things. She laid back and enjoyed my ministrations also. It was a great time. Will return. Soon.

BTW: I asked her about all the moving around of the providers. She indicated it may be over, at least for her. She said she would be at 13 for "a long time".

Have fun

 

[daffodil]

This index covers reviews of DC AMPS as found here on the board from April 2008 to June 2008.

Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.

Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of review - reviewers handle (*)

* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.

Previous review posted on 8/7/08

1413 (14k, sky)(79)
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Diane - 6/30/08 - Ampfreq (+)
Rose - 6/30/08 - MoonView (+)
Rose - 6/30/08 - Rusian Mong (+)
Rose - 6/27/08 - Paniki (+)
Vivi - 6/27/08 - Vitrea (+)
Sora - 6/27/08 - Vitrea (+)
Vivi - 6/27/08 - Commuter05 (+)
Diane - 6/26/08 - Love Tractor (+)
Vivi - 6/25/08 - Macphisto (+)
Vivi - 6/21/08 - Love Tractor (+)
Vivi - 6/20/08 - Readerx (+)
Sura - 6/17/08 - Sir Willae (+)
Mimi - 6/17/08 - Original Gster (?)
Mimi - 6/17/08 - DCJoe (+)
Mimi - 6/17/08 - KenQuest (+)
Mimi - 6/15/08 - Dr Knob (+)
Rose - 6/15/08 - Chris Stick (+)
Diane - 6/12/08 - BigTime3 (+)
Rose - 6/12/08 - MoonView (+)
Mimi - 6/11/08 - Jack B Nimble (+)
Diane - 6/8/08 - Sleazebum (+)
Mimi - 6/6/08 - Readerx (+)
Tina - 6/3/08 - Big Daddy Don (+)
Tammy - 6/2/08 - Chris Stick (+)
Mimi - 6/1/08 - Readerx (+)
Rose - 5/31/08 - Big Daddy Don (+)
Diana - 5/25/08 - Dog Bone (+)
Happy - 5/24/08 - High Speed (+)
Diane - 5/19/08 - Ninja23 (+)
Tammy - 5/19/08 - Macphisto (+)
Happy - 5/17/08 - Sleazebum (+)
Happy - 5/16/08 - Big Daddy Don (+)
Happy - 5/12/08 - Any Mouse (?)
Lauren - 5/12/08 - CabDriver52 (+)
Diana - 5/12/08 - Friendly1 (+)
Diane - 5/12/08 - Rusian Mong (+)
Diana - 5/10/08 - dspomega1007 (+)
Rose - 5/2/08 - AgingHusky (+)
Diana - 5/2/08 - Triple E (+)
Tammy - 4/30/08 - Mollusk Man (+)
Dianne - 4/30/08 - Gallover (+)
Sue/Rose - 4/28/08 - Fuel Man (+)
Joanne - 4/28/08 - AgingHusky (?)
Rose - 4/27/08 - Chaz (+)AR
Joanne - 4/25/08 - Slithytovegyre (+)
Rose/Joanne - 4/24/08 - Dire Wolf98 (+/+)
Joanne - 4/23/08 - Readerx (+)
Blue - 4/23/08 - Monger 2 (+)
Blue - 4/18/08 - DickAllMighty (+)
Blue - 4/18/08 - Niteluvr (?)
Blue - 4/16/08 - Helibro (+)
Tammy - 4/16/08 - Helibro (+)
Rose - 4/15/08 - Big daddy Don (+)
Rose - 4/10/08 - Sir Willae (+)
Blue - 4/7/08 - Macphisto (?)
Blue/Rose - 4/2/08 - Boom Boom (-/+)
Rose - 4/2/08 - Readerx (+)
Rose - 4/1/08 - Fungold (+)
Tammy - 4/1/08 - Tmac69 (+)


Rio (olympic)(23)
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U-Mi - 5/2/08 - Paychex (+)
Yumi - 5/1/08 - Dr Bombay (+)
Tina - 4/29/08 - Corsair88 (+)
Yumi - 4/28/08 - Ohio4413 (+)
Gina - 4/20/08 - Paniki (+)
Maya - 4/13/08 - Dr Bombay (+)
Mya - 4/13/08 - Corsair88 (+)
Coojee - 4/5/08 - Xsailor (+)


Green (Capital,GHS,1333, Carriage House)(31)
====================
Candy - 5/13/08 - Dominomfer (-)
Candy - 5/7/08 - BigTime3 (-)
Jade - 4/18/08 - New Man (+)
Julia - 4/15/08 - Niteluvr (+)
Julie - 4/12/08 - CabDriver52 (+)
Nana - 4/3/08 - Hotman357 (+)
Nana - 4/2/08 - Brdcsttech (+)


Supra (26)
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Suzy - 6/24/08 - Kee Kee (?)
???(old review) - 5/23/08 - Ace73 (+)
Apple - 5/1/08 - Rusian Mong (?)
Nabi - 4/24/08 - Dire Wolf98 (+)
June - 4/18/08 - Max Beelyun (?)
Sunny - 4/13/08 - DickAllMighty (-)
Mimi - 4/9/08 - HotFootTeddy (+)


Jasmines (6)
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Judy - 6/13/08 - Mollusk Man (+)
Judy - 6/11/08 - Kee Kee (+)
Amy - 6/8/08 - Flimflamman (+)
Amy - 6/7/08 - Harley Dude 29 (?)
Amy - 6/4/08 - Kee Kee (+)
Amy - 5/31/08 - Ohio4413 (?)

Vermont (Downtown) (2)
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Katey - 4/27/08 - Stimpson J Cat (?)
Ginny - 4/11/08 - Austinp (?)
Open again - 4/9/08 - Palogrande

Royal (4)
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??? - 5/19/08 - Pcpc1688 (-)
Nana - 5/16/08 - Ginger man (-)

H&H (4)
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Josie - 5/22/08 - Triple E (?)

1829, 3rd floor (sun) (3)
===============
Candy - 4/29/08 - Linkletter2420 (-)



Gold (IHC,Mini,1818)(11)
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Closed for renovations - 4/29/08 - linkletter2420


Not reviewed on this quarter
=====================
Therapy @ M street (1), 1829 M st 2nd floor (ICM) (1)



Outside the city
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lilly's
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Mimi - 4/6/08 - Missle4 (+)

Landover spa
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??? - 6/16/08 - Harmankardon (-)

Day Spa
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Jenny - 6/27/08 - New Man (-), legit?




Wayward One
All reviews should be read as interactive fiction.

 

[Mira]

There are more than one 1333 locations of interest. Please identify by the street name - Green or Connecticut or 22nd.

Thanks!

JJ

 

[Artism]

Whipped males (include the many white knight mongers) and misguided religious conservatives have the necessary amount of consumer and voting power to crush any stand that would be taken.

You have to re-educate people about the difference between exploitation, manipulation and forced labor. The community that should have been doing this the most is the porn industry which too often tries to cater to the so called mainstream when really they emerged from openly expressing what the main wanted but suddenly you have porn stars who claims they are sluts not ****** and regular people being substituted for pretty people which effectively separated them from the mainstream permanently because how can a regular person relate to this fantasy?

I could and should rant more but probably after the second sentence most have gone to STFU mode.

 

[Arraaghhhh...!!!]

[Decloak mode]

SH,

I really enjoyed hosting you, as opposed to the other way around for a change. As I mentioned at our get-together, I was honored to be surrounded by my heroes (you know who you are) and thought it even cooler to be able to call them friends.

Give my regards to the Tucson gang. You are right, our AMPs must be as foreign to you as it was for me when "D" suited me up and slid down on me in the Strip Club VIP room the first time. Strange...it's why we P4P.

And yes, many of my real life friends are mongers. Bad ***** monger, bad. Quibbling over the obtuse is what senior members do when they are bored. That and flame newbies, of course.

Yes. It is true. Maya is back, and for a reasonable amount of time. She has changed her name to [red][deleted by author][/red]! Her body is still smoking and her face has degraded little in the four years since she graced us with her, um, skills. Little has changed in that department, OMFG! I almost lost it twice while she was working her magic on little LL.

Four years agoe, she was a 9 that quickly became a LARs 10 keeper, but the word was out. And then she was gone...Rumors over the years of Maya in San Fransisco and Honolulu by other members who also fell for her were largely correct. Kudos gents.

Now, given the state of affairs with DC AMPS dropping like flies, and the general level of paranoia; I am asking that members in the know treat this as a Neverland situation. Only posting members in good standing need to know the location. Once you have the intel, don't fuck it up. Never mention Maya or Downtown unless you knew her while she was there. If she gets too much notoriety, she will be gone-forever.

I have little time to answer PMs and box will be full by the time you read this, so please have patience. If you are a zero or one, don't waste the bandwidth. If you have my telephone number, just call during business hours.

Sexhobbyist has the discretion to answer the two missing questions:
Where is Neverland?
Who is the girl?
Go to the sexhobbyist website and contact him there. He will check your massageplanet/ISG references also, so don't waste his time--he is busy too.


[post=183122]Here is some good background reading -- a classic Robux post.[/post] Pay careful attention to step #3.

[post=498388]Three years after knowing her, she was still on my top SIX AMP girl list! [/post]Check others on that list...

Like I said, I was honored to be in the company of friends, heros, and legends; one of whom fucked my brains out.

Time dip back under the radar!
LoveLOS
[/decloak]

 

[jake long]

I am not sure if you've noticed this, but you've posted visits to 4 spas in 2 days (at least 2 of them not in DC so on the wrong board). And, the intel is extremely generic... My spidey-senses are peaked.

Van

 

[Green Man]

See what happens when you don't RTFF before you go out, lol.

 

[livinnbfe]

whew! I thought he meant std

 

[MF. Lif]

Does anyone know where Sarah from DT is now a days? Someone said Coco at Supra was her... But she definitely wasn't (at least the one I saw). Just curious.

 

[Fail Whale]

If you want bare back anything. Mr Grim Reaper, you head up to the streets of Baltimore and you'll find it. Not all the girls up there do BBJ but a lot do. Of course if you start doing a lot of bareback anything up that way you can say Hello Hep C and other things lesser and worse.

Personally, I like the safety of the dc AMps.

 

[cambay]

Hey, I was at dc and posted some of my experiences before and my mistakes as a first timer! LOL. But I have since remedied everything.

With that said, I am headed back and was wondering if any spots are still open like mist and sky, etc?

I have read many posts here that things are shut down in DC. If anyone can school me on what is going on in dc that Is still running cause there HAS to be some game still left in town, please pm and let me know.

Or is mist still jumpin? Damn, I really liked mist. LOL

 

[Pompal 09.]

Saw an add in City Paper for Brazilian/Argentina. They were close to DuPont circle station, so I thought I'd go for the lunch try. .75/hr. So when I get off the elevator on the 6th floor, I realize it's more of an office type set up. Hmmm - I thought about bolting, but I like massage anyway. I go in, and it's combined with a makeup place, with glass windows just like a Dr's office.

So anyway, a rather short, dark haired gal (Argentina, or central America...?) takes my money and has me get undressed and cover with a towel. She actually looked quite nice, but was dressed in nurses scrubs. Anyway, the massage table was professional, the room was warm, the music was nice, and the massage was absolutely first rate. She massaged pretty much most places, but I didn't get a warm and fuzzy that anything else is available. I should have asked, but I may if I go back. (given the quality of the massage, I probably will).

Anyone else been there? I also saw a short blonde in similar dress.

 

[Emily G]

After a lot of research on DC AMPs, I decided to try one out again. It has been quite a few years since I went to a DC AMP. I had to go back to the 2004 archives on this site to find my last visit. I arrived at the AMP at 10: 30AM and was greeted by two Mamasans. You can call them a-jee-ma (Korean for older woman). I had to wait behind a curtain for about 15 minutes because this place was already busy. After my long anticipated wait I was greeted by a young lady (a-ga-she) won't tell you her name, but what a gem. After paying the house fee, we went off to the TS (after a small wait). TS was very relaxing, but "a-jee-ma" kept teller her to Bali (hurry). Went back to the room for the massage, I was asked up front what I wanted. Very quick negotiation and then my massage. I do have to tell you that I had experienced something here that I never had done to me at any AMP in DC, Philly, NY, or SC. I was quite surprised. If a senior member wants to know, PM me. I will go back again. Sorry I didn't tell you the name of the AMP, but a good senior member can figure it out my reading this post closely.

 

[-X-Ellen-X-]

I went today it was really good. Saw Soochie, young girl with perky body. She did good things. Cost $235 ($175 up front) with credit card charge. I did not know up front if it wound be worth it, but it turned out to be one of the better experiences that I have had.

 

[.Vibrant1.]

I don't get that part either. If anything, not having your id is probably better if you are questioned by the police. They don't know you from Adam, and if you aren't caught en flagrante, then you're legally not a problem, and if they can't put a name to you, then you won't end up in the papers.

Now, if they pull you over in your car after seeing you leave and you have no id, then you're in trouble, not for being at an AMP, but because you're driving without a license.

As for newbs asking questions. I've gotten a couple PM's lately from n00bs directly tied to my posts about H&H, but those have been handled. One I've already mentioned in here (he got a RTFF and a YMMV that's abou it) and the other asked for the # of the place. I told him to actually look at the front of the damn building or to check Google or to RTFF. Then again, those were more normal, and I once someone ask where IN Wisconsin the place was, so I'm guessing I shouldn't be too worried about those.

Anyway, those are my two cents. Don't be stupid, and remember your rights. If you admit to nothing, and there's no witnesses, then they can't do anything to you.

This too shall pass, and when the election is over, it's back to the erection.

 

[boston]

An aside to this topic, I know there is a market for Americans who will marry Korean girls. I know of one case where over twenty grand was the price, and that one still derailed. They want to stay here, and they want to be legal.

LE is cracking down on it but it is something that is in demand. I know one girl who is thinking hard about it. I don't know how they find the men, Craigslist?

 

[mom of 2]

I imagine it's a Catch-22. They need hot girls to raise the price, but they can't raise the price without the hot girls. Sometimes the spa gets lucky in getting one, like the girl I was talking about, and that's the opportunity for her to make money and then spread the news to her friends that they're making money... But you guys blew it and she doesn't want to go back to DC again.

Also the house fee in AC is only $60 so the girls actually get $140.

 

[s0LuT1oN]

Went to the citrus stand on a slow thursday. Great overall, will repeat.

 

[Patio of Fun]

There are a lot of providers that have had it bad and don't need more shit from drunken asshole mongers. A little kindness goes a long way, but like in any profession you have providers who are incompetent and don't deserve the $$$ they are paid.

 

[Popeye]

Hi JJ,

Coco told me she is Hawaiian+Korean. Thus the nice tan. Pretty girl.

Great Mongering,

Rx