Massage Parlor Reports

[charles w]

Holy crap. Sarah at AM is a 10 in attitude and 8-9 in looks. She said she'll be gone by Sunday so hurry up and check her out.

 

[DarkMaster]

Hi Friends,

Went to Star this morning early (tho I was second) and, since Suzi was busy, saw Coco. What a find!!!!! Probably the cutest provider I have seen in my many years of mongering. About 5-2,3, cute face, beautiful trim figure and nice headlights (Coco Puffs) and very talented. Says she is 24 and, for once, I believe her. Went with my desire for a light touch and excelled in the technique. Thorough TS too. Great association for a first time and I will surely return. I'm sure the following sessons will be even better.

Be safe,

Rx

 

[June Dafina May]

It's to laugh! I'm beginning to think a few of us should collaborate on a book about the AMP world. Check your PMs.

 

[Gladiator]

LoveLOS is again searching for the love of his life, or another temporary surrogate. I guess we are all in shock. My foray last week was, ummmm not satisfying in comparison to what I had become accustomed to.

Today, on my way to Vegas and Mexico, I decided to try the satellite parking for National Airport (namely the streets of DC, 10-15 minutes away in traffic). I found a parking spot near 14th and Kst NW.

I thought of walking to the airport, but it became hot. I ducked into a little place beside a Thai restaurant on 14th. I was greeted at the door by a familiar face, the old mamasan, who remembered me. I was informed it had been to long. I was escorted to room 3 and while still undressing, Micky came in. She was a pleasant girl, a bit older (late 30's early 40's), with a face that matched and a body of a reasonably hot woman of that age. I determined that, despite Micky not having fairy wings, Little LL and I were going to have a good time.

Very nice TS. Asked for mouthwash. She knew. Back in the room, there were on real preliminaries, she dimmed the light and squatted in front of little LL and applied the raincoat.

This was my second round for the day (first round was prepaid -- SWMBO); so Little LL really enjoyed the extended orals. Then we switched places--her idea, to which I readily agreed. I got the first "you're really good" from her. She wanted Little LL, and he obliged. Another "you're really good!" Great exercise, wonderful aerobic lesson, ending with another, "you're really good!"

Cleanup, Coke (soft drink), hot towel. Asked for Massagi and recieved a fair one. Session went quick, I was out in 45min, but since I had decided to move the car to economy parking, I was OK with it...

Micky:
Face 5
Body 6+
Massagi 6
TS 7
Tude 9
Main Event 9
Overall 7
Repeat - if superstar is not found soon.

I'm off to Lost Wages, with a probable side trip to TJ or Nogi. Anyone want to party?

LoveLOS

 

[Regina George]

Ginger,

It's a valid question, and it's fairly easy to answer. I'm in a long term relationship with someone, however, there is a distance problem since she's going to grad school. Lucky me, she was the one who suggested AMP's to take the edge off. It took me about a year before I caved under the combine pressure of work and not getting any since she was in school.

As far as money, I am also fortunate enough to own my own business which is affords me enough money to indulge on myself. Even so, I tend to go sparsely, maybe once a months, or once every two months. While they treat me great, I much prefer the actual experience with my woman.

I hope that explained it,

Coffee

 

[a.e.b]

Short story: Terrible.

Long story: Went to IHC around 1:30am after finding that the Sun had set early today (dammit! ). I forgot to ask for Sasha and got Yumi. From first glance she looked alright, had a nice pair of tits, long black hair, spinner body. As she leads me in I spot another monger who looked like he had TWO girls with him (lucky bastard! ) and one of them was really cute: dirty blond hair and from afar looked like she was in her 20's (double lucky bastard! ) Unfortunately for me I got a glance at Yumi in the direct light and she was probably TWICE that age. Had wrinkle lines around the eyes and even without touching I could tell they were bolt-ons and not very good at that. She asks for the $$ out front. My first warning. TS was prefunctory, little attention paid anywhere. Second warning. She did ask me how many times I had been there etc and upon her return after we finished TS, she had a rubber in hand so I guess I passed the test. Starts off with a rather lame massage so I start chatting it up with her. Hoping a connection might make things better. She then says "Turn over, let's chat" and boys she was NOT talking French! By this time in mind I've struck out. After telling me about where she's from and how she wants to start a business blah blah blah, I start petting the kitty as a hint to start something up. She gets the hint but does push the hand away. Spends no longer than 3 min on a lame CBJ. Refuses DATY. Hops on top for CG. I guess she gets tired after about 5 min and wants me to do doggy. After 5 min about that, *I* am getting bored so I flip to mish to complete. I must've banged for 20 min straight but got so little response from her that I just couldn't pop. No kissing, nothing. Finally I close my eyes and think of something sexy so I could pop. Immediately after I pop she asks me if I am married. WTF? ! ? Cleans me up and goes to get a hot towel while I recover. Returns, gives a few wipes and goes to get me water as I'm sweating pretty hard having had done all the work. Gives me the water and leaves while telling me to get dressed (? ! ? ). She tells me to tell my friends about her. Yeah, that's exactly what I'm doing. Stay away! She has a tat of a flower on her right cheek if you want to try to avoid her.

I think part of this is reading the Neverland reviews and just having too high of an expectation in my mind.

Body 6 Face 5 Sexo 4 Massagi 0 Attitude 4 Oscar ability (what? It wasn't even a be-movie! )

 

[Happy Turtles]

Hi All,

As BDDon mentioned, Rose, et al, are on "bacation". Drew Mimi, who is cute, about 5'5", added (maybe just a bit too firm) C's, and very friendly with a nice lean body. She has been in NYC for 2 years and came here last Thursday.

Very pleasant face and nice body with super nips. She says she is 24 and I don't think that is too far off. I think she was pissed when I guessed 26.

TS was adequate, but not exceptional; all areas cleaned. I went "light touch" and she is a master. A little lengthy on the back, but she certainly did not miss the other side. She has very talented hands and good technique. Almost caused a pre-ignition with her handiwork, but I slowed things down and we went on to mish and walked the dog.

All in all: Face 8, Body 9, TS 6, Activities 9. Hope to return soon.

Be careful out there. But have fun!

Rx

 

[Karrie Shmarrie <3]

Gentleman and fellow mongers,

The following fiction is for entertainment purposes only, any resemblance to real life is purely coincidental.

Second trip in as many days to Neverland, third overall, and although the vice budget is blown completely for the next two months, I could not be a happier Monger!

3pm arrival time, I was so excited about my upcoming tour, I was getting butterflies. It didn’t help that I had 2 Capt. Morgan and cokes with lunch! (Last one a double due to losing a bet, but that’s another story)

Buzzed in, was greeted with a big smile and hug from Mamasan, saying to me, "back again so soon, we take care of you even better today", I thought, "Holy crap, not sure it can really get much better than yesterday! "

Again, she leads me to the deluxe suite, I ask for my new ATF Wendy, mamason says, "so sorry, but Wendy with other customer, will not be available for an hour"

Now for all you good little mongers who RTFF, you will know from my previous posting from Neverland that I mentioned this very situation. I followed Contingency Plan ALPHA, and said I would love to be a nice shade of Pink for the next hour.

Mamasan nods ok and leaves; I put the standard tuition + the milk money on the table and start getting ready for the TS. In walks my lovely shade of Pink, all smiles and walks up to me and gives me a very nice GFE kiss and hug.

(Wow, can it all be this good? ) She says TS busy for 10 min or so, anything that she could do while we wait? ANYTHING? Needless to say, we went driving down Interstate 69; with the top down, INHALING the lovely breeze. I had no idea the color pink tasted so well.

Fast forward 10 minutes or so, I hear mamasan say something in the local Neverland dialect, so we get off Interstate 69 and head to the TS. TS was exceptional, thorough scrubbing and washing with special attention paid to the more sensitive areas, just as before with Wendy. I was ready for the towel down and mouthwash, but instead my shade of pink continued what we had started before in the suite. I was like "Holy crap, my new favorite color is definitely pink! " She looks up to me, clears her mouth of obstructions, and says "you ready for mouthwash? " SURE! Hell at this point if she wanted me to jump out of the window I would have done it without thinking. Towel off and mouthwash, she gabs the junk and leads me back to our suite.

All I can say is wow! Started by getting back on Interstate 69, drove to the mission, walked the doggies, saw the cowgirls at the rodeo, and finished our trip by again walking the doggies. While my shade of pink was cleaning up after the dogs, she noticed the car still had plenty of gas left in it, and she asked if I wanted to go for another drive! With plenty of time left on the meter, I said sure, but with the price of gas right now, I said I wasn’t sure I had enough gas money for the second trip. Gas prices were still high, but I found a way to make it affordable. (I mentioned earlier that the vice budget was blown to hell, I wasn’t kidding.) I did ask if I got more meter time for the second trip, she said "no, but don’t worry, we make it in time"

Second trip was spent mostly at the rodeo watching the cowgirls, GFE and TLC. And since my ATF way to end a trip is to go walk the doggies, that’s how the second trip ended.

I was on empty. Relaxed, broke, and couldn’t have been happier. My shade of pink was sorry for no massage, but no time left. Hell I didn’t care, I was so relaxed at this point I had a hard time getting dressed, which she helped me do as well.

I would still put Wendy above my shade of pink, but just barely because Wendy's body is just perfect IMHO. Taking nothing away from the color pink, she is very similar to Wendy, just doesn’t have the curves that Wendy has. As for service, I would rate them even. (I didn’t think to ask Wendy for a second trip, or I would have with her as well.)

My shade of Pink;
Face - 8
Body - 8
Attitude - 9+
Service - 9+
Massage - N/A due to second trip
And as always, YMMV.

If this keeps up, I will need an intervention and a chapter 13!!

 

[eli]

On the second floor used to be ICM Massage, now it open as Star. The one on third floor is M St spa, Total disaster, ladies too old and asking for too much $.

Also, does anyone know if the place on 1818 New York NE is still open?

 

[Kitten]

Whats the point if no one is going to hand out info? Rtff. Have. How do you prove it? Like I said in my previous posts I visited the place on M last year, 2nd floor. It was busy I had to sit on a couch behind a curtian next to an exersise bike and wait. Nice table shower I thin it was. 6 the hour and 1. 5 for FS. But from all the stuff I read I guess that place is closed. I'm in town for 4 days with no car so am looking for something close. I have asked the question but because I don't have 150 posts no one answers?

Anyway Venting and my 2 cents.

 

[sid]

"But officer, this massage parlor Korean girl was suicidal! I actually came to her rescue!"

Time for me to quit my day job and open an alternative medicine clinic for depressed women.

 

[FrittyKitty]

I'm going to be in DC this coming Monday for an early morning interview and need some recommendations for MP for an afternoon de-stressor. I'll be in the Georgetown area but am pretty familiar with the city so I can metro to the best place. Please, either post some recommendations or send me some suggestions via PM. I'd greatly appreciate!

 

[BlANkiTA* :D]

I had severe Yellow Fever, and a window of opportunity. So I went over to Royal at lunch time. Walking through the throngs of kids waiting for the tour bus, I rang and was buzzed right in.

Upstairs, in the dingy spa, I was led to a room and in walked Nana. Not the Nana that so many of us have come to know and love, this one was fat. She had a pretty face and a great pair of huge natural knockers, but other than that fat.

Perfunctory shower, poor massage, and meechanical extras, what can I say. The only saving grace was my determination to make the best of it. I walked the cowgirl with the dog over to the missionary, and I took my sweet time, much to her impatience.

On the way out, I saw a much better looking gal. You know they turn over fast, so wait and try later.

 

[Tali]

Hey guys,

Its great reading about the AMP's glory days, I went to a bunch right before I moved to Richmond VA. Anyways I'm planning on doing a B-day present to myself and if the weather permits visiting DC tomorrow for a AMP tour. What does anyone know about H&H Flotation on Wisc. Ave? I can't find any reviews at all except a ********* review from 5 years ago. I never went there when I lived in town and have seen mixed reviews, but I know they did provide similar service as AMP's although their staff isn't strictly Asian. Looks like my AMP tour will be spent in the "golden triangle"/CT Ave area with now only 4 of them in 1 area as opposed to around 15 all over the nicer parts of NW DC. Wow things have freakin downsized!

 

[Paul]

Well, looks like Orange and Star are hitting the CL ad hard. I'm a bit suspicious, though, how the service will be in light of the last few months.

 

[Tilly]

Thanks!

Be Safe,
Aman

 

[MsFruhauf]

Hi,

Another romp with Angie this afternoon. She never ceases to amaze me. This time she acted like she had not seen a guy for weeks. Fun started before the TS and continued through cleanup. I have seen Angie several times but never found her in this frame of mind (and body). Very friendly and solicitous. Lots of tongue and rubbing. Willing to try different things and took my suggestions willingly. Thoroughly enjoyable. I hope she does not join the musical girl rotation that seems to be shuffling the girls around here. Can't tell the players without a scorecard.

Great day,

Rx

 

[pandy]

I had to laugh at the acronym (spelling??) TOFTT. I had to look it up! I got polietly scolded by a member for posting a little too much detail in a recent post about Star Spa, so I deleated it and cut out some (most) of the details then reposted it. I have been reading and posting on this site for some time now and I kind of remember hearing about VIP. Could you tell me where it is. I am going to DC maybe this next weekend. You said at one time it was an asian spa. Do they have 'american' girls there now? I don't know if I will check out Star Spa again or maybe VIP. Any info you can provide will be appreciated. I hope this post makes sense to read...but it is Saturday night and I am on my 5th Seagrams and coke!! Kind of buzzed now. Thanks and be safe....

 

[vball07]

Instead of people responding to other's requests for info, all you get here is lectures on proper pervert etiquette! I have belonged to TBD, another site, and some others, and they all the same. If you're not in the "clique". GTFO!

Any cop could come in here and establish himself with a few fake reviews and become part of the gang. I understand the need for discretion, but some of you guys are simply beyond paranoid.

 

[Danielle B]

I did not know her and I did not know the service she would or would not provide. If I put $20 on the table would I be able to get more if I offer more later in the session? After the travisties that occur in VA with the grandmas (and others) trying to milk you for every dollar they can, how do I know?

Ok, for .6 I go a table shower, a back massage and a lesson.

I have been to DC on many occasions and never had this happen. I do not know this is a regular practice there or not. I read about this place on this site in which someone explained about going to the second floor rather than the 3rd but they did not say you need to pay up front.

I still do not know if I trust putting a couple of bills on the table before any massage or "accidental contact is done. I could understand how they could be worried about me pulling out handcuff from thin air but I also should worry about them taking the the money and not doing anything. If this is the practice here I accept this but I still will not trust, until I know for sure from personal experience.

And Drunker; I could understand more of your later explanation, too many running out on the bill. After you just called po po a lier then he could lie about anything. The fact of throwing money on the table would not mean he would not say.... I buy the stiffing part but not the LO part.

Just another question because I am used to a scene from far far away, do the ladies stay for a while here? I am used to the girls who do the ciruit; start in NY or SF, put in a few at one location and then rotate. After a year or so they move on to another state and hit the locations there.

And on a personal curiosity, in that place far far away, I met a few places that had Chinese college (really studying) student providing services. They did not provide full (atleast I did not get any) but gave a wonderful massage and you always left happy. The one thing about this place was always the "thought" that some more could and might happen. It never did for me but I had some good massages and good company frrom these cuties. And though personalities and hit and miss, with this place I never experienced one that was not nurturing and kind (all spoke English well). Are any places like that near or did they return to China with Hong Kong?