Massage Parlor Reports

[?JD?]

Well that's what the girl told me. I thought she might not want to go back to DC because of the chance of getting busted again and picking trash, but nope...

Her reasoning was that DC guys are weird and don't tip. She said she was planning on leaving due to the lack of income and got busted the day before she was about to leave. Anyway, I know some of you do make the trip so if you have any questions about Atlantic City, hit me up... I'll be doing my AMP hopping there from now on.

 

[e-Z-e]

AJ,

You are right on the money!

Those who testified are having a difficult time finding work. I know of one who is working in the west coast.

Within the next 8 months, availability in our area will slowly dry-up. At least two locations may close. That's my $0.02; don't spend it all on one place.

Ian

 

[Relative ease]

Ty for the info, LL... thats all I wanted to know. Btw, personally? There is a psychological difference between

(1) thinking I have a dirty mouth on my rod, as opposed to a dirty kooch in my mouth! Sloppy seconds on my dick is one thing; sloppies in my MOUTH?

(2) catching something that will display on my face, as opposed to something that will display on my rod.

But hey! I coulda caught somethin from some chick at the club by kissing her, so I guess its all relative to the individual.

So, eat on, my brothers!! Eat on!!

Selah!!

 

[AlissaPie]

Yes, unfortunately, RIO is gone for good..... However, the talent will re-surface under a new name.

 

[dominick]

That is true here in DC. However, over the years I have followed many providers in Maryland who have set roots, raised families, and owned homes. The owner of One Spa and at least one of the providers in Jade Shiatsu come to mind. But that is there, and not here.

In DC, there are some providers from Annandale and Crystal City who have worked off and on. But, on the whole, your 'Flushing' point is true here.

 

[xxSexPotxx]

I think it was Chris Matthews and his "Hard Balls" crew

 

[musicismyhottsexx]

Yeah. And they thought Marion Barry was bad! This dude Kwame Brown didn't like the interior color in his $2000 / month Linciln so DC is stuck with it while he got a different one!

 

[govind]

10th Street NW, December 7.

 

[Mama of Zee]

Good point. Done. Sadly, I only really know this area. That's why I ask. I need my eyes opened a bit.

 

[rgustovich]

Wow, thanks for the intel, Nova. Guess we all have disappointing dreams from time to time. Looks like I had the opposite experience. I drew a Ford Mercury, but had pretty good ride just the same.

 

[Maria]

I called today and mamasun said theyd be open Monday with new therapists. Give it a shot then?

 

[Sabeena]

AJ,

I'm grateful for the information. It has put my mind at ease.

V/R

n2

 

[bubbleyumm]

Better than Vivi? Not that Vivi was *that* great, but as I mentioned previously most of the AMP girls were mediocre at best. So I decided that I would have to check out this Rose.

Got to Sky at about 11:15 and asked for Rose. Mama said that Rose had an 11:30 appt. (You guys make appts? ). Vivi was busy as well. So. I ended up with Diane.

Diane was a little thick around the waste and shoulders, big (natural? ) breasts, skinny legs and no butt to speak of. Not my cup of tea, but since I was already there I went ahead and tried to make the best of it. (Besides, I'm in training for upcoming trip to LoS)

Other than her looks not being my preference, everything was pleasant and not rushed. TS and massage were nice, then on to the fun part. This was the first time I've had a girl put the condom just on the head of my soldier juring the BJ, which certainly made it more enjoyable for me The rest was just OK. Nothing I would look forward to repeating.

LT

 

[Aunt Murry]

Saw their ad on CL how is this business

 

[inlove7]

Got mama on the phone tonight, she finally admits that they are open now (they were claiming to be closed until today).

I asked what time they will open in the morning, she said 10am.

I asked if Deedee was there and to my dismay she told me "Deedee not here anymore we have new girl, skinny girl" (Lilly).

Was I just imagining things? Is it possible that this hot chick Deedee that I saw a few weeks ago is really gone before they officially open? Did she even have any other customer while in DC besides me?

This hobby fucks with your head. Somebody else on the board please tell me you saw Deedee on the 2nd floor so that I can rest in peace.

Gasp, might I venture to say *ATF* Probably not, I have seen better looking, but she had attitude. I guess it is like you old timers who talk about the good old days, it is healthy for us to get lost in our memories from time to time.

 

[blueplaty15]

I don't know what the hell just happened, but one of the most awkward sessions ever was also one of the best sessions I've ever had. Of course, memory is a fickle thing, so I may be giving too much credit to more recent dreams, but...

The girl herself? She looks around 29ish (according to AMP standards, meaning she could be anywhere from 29 to 40). She has an average to pretty face. Average to pretty body. Average to okay personality (not very talkative or friendly). Everything was average separately, but it was one of those sum of all parts is greater than the whole things. The total package was better than average.

Anyhow, I don't know what came over me or her or what, but somehow while she was giving me a CBJ, we went through the whole gamut of upselling and negotiation through some really excruciatingly awkward conversation due to the sensitive subject matter (I've been yelled at and pseudo-banned from one place, pseudo meaning it doesn't matter because the mamasan changed).

Me: ..can I ask you something?
Her: What?
Me: If I ask, you're not going to get mad, right?
Her: What?
Me: You're not going to get mad, right? Don't yell at me?
Her: You're weird. Just ask.
Me: If I give you $100, can you do it with your mouth without the condom?
Her: What? Just do mouth?
Me: And sex.
Her: Mouth? No-condom? Then sex? Condom?
Me: Yes. I'll give you $100. Can you do it with your mouth without the condom?
Her: Of course, for $100, I have to!

She then whipped off the condom and proceeded to give me a BBBJ. I've had plenty of BBBJ's before (from personal life to AMPs to escorts), but hers has to be one of the best in my opinion. Just wet enough to be warm and enjoyable, but not too sloppy (I hate it when girls give a BJ with too much spit). She was also able to take it all the way without any teeth scraping, which is something I really hate.

Once again, proof that I have not learned from previous mistakes.

Me: How about down there?
Her: No.
Me: Not even for $100 more?
Her: No. How do you know I don't have a disease. I don't even do that with my boyfriend.
Me: Okay.
Her: Never.

Some more BBBJ. This went on for a while before another awkward conversation came up.

Her: Ready? (for sex)
Me: Does that mean you won't do it with your mouth again? (unsure because the bbbj is so good)
Her: What?
Me: I mean, if I put it in you, will you not do it with your mouth again?
Her: Huh? What do you want?
Me: Will you still suck me after we do it for a little bit?
Her: Huh. Okay. Let me get more towel.

She went out and brought more towels, but my dick died. So she just gave me some more BBBJ to cheer me up. But since now I knew she would give me more BBBJ after penetration, I asked her to stop. So she put on the condom and on she went. She did some nice cowgirl but she stopped entirely too fast and told me to get on top, but I wasn't going to complain.

While banging away, I dove in for some kissing. She did not evade. I doubt she was wooed by my ugly mug so it's definitely because of the tip she knew was going to ensue. Stuck my tongue into her mouth and we kissed pretty passionately.

I was about to cum way too fast so I pulled out.

Me: Shit.. I'm about to cum already.
Her: Haha. You know, us girls' goal is to make customer cum fast.
Me: Well not me. It's expensive.
Her: Haha. That is true.
Me: Shit.

She just waited patiently and did not put up a fuss, once again most likely due to the ensuing tip. Then I stuck it back in her for some more pumping and began kissing her again. And once again more awkward conversation.

Me: Where am I allowed to cum?
Her: Where do you want to?
Me: Everywhere.
Her: Everywhere is fine except for neck up.
Me: Even for $100 more?
Her: No! If it gets in my eye, I might get a disease.
Me: Oh, okay.

Some more banging. More kissing.

Me: How about in your mouth?
Her: Are you crazy! For $100! $300 total! ($100 standard tip + $100 for bbbj + $100 for cim)
Me: Eh.

More banging. She then started to make some noise. She was acting, but at least she was giving effort in her acting.

Me: How about for $50?
Her: Okay.
Me: Okay, do it now.

Off I go and she takes off the condom, wipes me down with a hot towel, and starts giving me more of that deep, wet but not too wet BBBJ. I'm in heaven.

Now let me preface this with: I HATE DATY. Licking the pussy of girlfriends in my personal life disgusts me, and licking the pussy of a working girl disgusts me even more. Not to mention she had already lubed herself up when we went for the sex.

But for some reason, I spun her around and just dove into her pussy. Now, I'm not a DATY expert, and I think this is maybe the third time I've ever done it, but her pussy tasted sweet. She must've used some sort of flavored lube.

Anyway, after a couple of minutes of this, I realized I hated DATY and raised her ass and watched her just pumping my cock with her throat. I used my arms to raise and lower her lower back to guide the pace and then I blew. She sucked it all up before getting up briskly and spitting it all into a towel.

She then took another towel and wiped my mouth off.

I don't know if I'm just remembering wrong or not, but this was honestly the second time I've ever felt that my dick was truly drained. The first time being when I lost my virginity. You know how you feel after you take the perfect deep shit that doesn't tear your anus. Or how you feel after you drink some cold water after playing some basketball on a hot day. Or how you feel after a good Thanksgiving meal.

It was like that. My dick was truly content and satisfied.

So while I popped out my wallet and gave her $250 (Plus $60 = $310 total... Ouch.), another conversation came up.

Me: You're going to talk bad about me after I leave, right?
Her: No! How can I? None of the other girls can know or they'll talk bad about me.
Me: Okay.
Her: If you ever do this again... With another girl... Don't talk about me? Okay? Don't say that I did it.
Me: Okay.

If you've seen my posts, you know I do BBBJ, facials, and BBFS. But this was truly my most satisfying experience and I don't even regret the huge hit my wallet took for a 40-minute AMP visit.

Anyhow, I then went home and jerked off to some porn that had finished downloading while I was at the AMP. Then I went to spend the night with my AMP mistress where before we went to sleep, I had her give me a blowjob and some deep rimming before she sucked and swallowed every last drop of my cum, though I have to admit I did not really squirt that much (normally she spits, and by normally, I mean she only swallowed my cum once before when I begged her to). Then we fell asleep.

Speaking of which, I want to add on that I had anal sex for the first time (it was also her first time) with my older AMP mistress during the month of December. Took a while and a lot of lube but once I got it in there, it felt good, but definitely not for her. She was trembling with fear and her face looked to be in a lot of pain.

I did not do a lot of thrusting as it was tight enough and just some wiggling was enough to get me off. Had anal sex with her just once more and some more of the same. This time I filmed it but she deleted it saying that everything looked good except her face since she was scared/hurting.

Oh well, next time.

 

[Neil5624]

You've got to give it to him... He's got balls.

I think with almost 300 posts I am a pretty good poster and even I am hesitant to ask for detals...

Damn... Just goes to show that he read enough of the forum to know about Neverland, but not enough to know that to get intel you must supply intel.

Van

 

[m_iqbal_hussain]

Went to 14 K before 11AM on Saturday. Before I press the door bell, mamasan already told me push the door through the speaker. Mamasan led me to the room and left, I didn't' asked for any specific girl, but minute later, Diana came in and greet me. There was another customer in the shower, Diana gave me a massage in the room. After that, table shower and return back to the room, soft massage and then go everything. BBBJ, CG, missionary and then finish in doggy.

About Diana, her attitudes and performance are the same as the previous review described from other brother in this forum. I'll say she's early 30, with soft skins and good looking body. Good English and polite.

Overall, it's a good experience!

 

[stephenie duncan]

I only wish DC were in better health for your return.

LoveLOS

 

[D00M- m]

Chinatown is a popular area and unfortunately the high rents keep the AMP away. There used to be a place on 10th St NW (across from Ford's Theater) that was a good AMP. Think the old name is Royal. Is that place still around?