Massage Parlor Reports

[angel lovs wrestling!]

Confirmed - Sun is open.

 

[Passion (is NOT sick)]

Got the fever this weekend. Originally intended to hit a strip club and then go to Young's, but the traffic was too bad for me. Is navigating Georgetown's traffic totally stupid or what? Screw that.

Instead I ended up at Supra. I don't normally go there because parking is usually impossible and I hate to park outside the city and take the metro in, which seems to be the only way to get there unless you take a bus, taxi, or live near Dupont. However, the times I've been there before, it was great.

Bacchus favored my venture...parking spaces were available right outside.

Went up the 4 (count them...I did) flights of stairs. Mamasan opened the door for me just as soon as I hit the 4th flight, took me by the hand and shuffled me into the room.

In walks Suzie.

Everything (positive) that has been said about her is very true. She's a cute spinner, with an energetic and upbeat attitude. Bolt on's look real good and she is very playful.

Shower fairly uneventful, but hit the spots. She's small and not powerful enough to give a real strong massage but for a relatively light one it was good. I think because I'm a big guy, most girls at the AMP's believe I need a very hard massage. I usually leave bruised and battered. Suzie's massage was a welcome relief.

She's going to marry one of you guys, for sure. She kept talking about it during our session. From reading the previous posts this seems to be a theme of hers.

She had good skills! Good covered work, during which I got to tittle the thang. She was very slippery when I finished, which is something one can't fake. She seemed to actually hit a high during the workout in the stable...could have been fake but if so it was a damned good fake. A little sweat on the back usually tells the story and she had that. However, while I'm savvy enough to not be taken for stupid, I appreciate a good lie from time to time. There's always the possibility that this was one of those times...

I checked out the scenery from behind and ended up looking down at an extremely cute view. Hawt tawel, then quite a bit of conversation. The place was not busy at all so she wasn't in a hurry. Probably 1.5 of time. Real personable...tried to teach me basic klanguage.

Going to have make Supra a top destination when I've got the fever.

Kisses on the way out from both mamasan and Suzie. Would definitely repeat.

Shit, I had such a nice glow going afterwards that I went to Hee Been in Alexandria afterwards for some spicy beef soup and pork bulgogi. The regular k-girls there looked real good as well!

Nuke

 

[Sunnyday]

We will all pay and tip exactly what we feel like paying and tipping and no arguments will make any difference.

As someone famous once said,"Think about it."

SO

 

[Stone 8]

Great post LL been unable to articulate this as you've done! I`ve been saying this all along, the only thing that's going to shape up AMP`s locally is $$. Once the word gets around the younger hotties will start rolling back in. This is why some of these escort services have the younger more fruitful variety.

 

[ikenna]

Never too old to poke!!!

I ain't as good as I once was, I got some years on me now. There was a time, back in my prime when I could really lay them down.

I ain't as good as I once was but I am just as good once as I ever was!!!

JJ

 

[wizebloke]

Went to Conn Ave 4th Floor; was offered a silverback (as referenced by some other poster a while back) and respectfully declined. So they gave me a line up. Uh why would 5 linebackers with shoulders broader than mine be more attractive? Mamasan: "you be back? " me: "uh. Sure, much later". Checked out star- was offered a housewife. And was told that all you f&ckers were busy with the rest of the line up. Didn't want to wait for sloppy seconds. Decided what the hell, would check out the 3rd floor. Was greeted by granny mamasan, who was the sole dish on the menu. How does that place stay in business unless a whole lot of you go for grannies. Pass. Checked out green door. Quite a commotion there; don't know what happened but thought I saw as I approached a monger hightailing it out of there. Didn't enter and diverted my path.

I went home.

 

[Mayomysoync]

I'm just going to have to hit all of our haunts Cherry picking.

Rocket

 

[applegrance]

Red light for stop. I've never struck out at an AMP before but there's a first time for everything.

I went in and drew an older girl. She took me to the shower and gave a very thorough washing. She asked if I've been there before and I was honest and said, "two years ago around Christmas, before the closing." She asked for names, so I made one up. After this she asked if I wanted to go to the sauna, and I said no. She told me, "the license has changed and they no longer massage there." Only shower and sauna were available to me. She asked if I had been drinking because she smelled beer. Nope, wasn't drinking. At that point, I figured the situation was not salvagable, so I stopped looking at her or talking to her. She said get dressed and I will get you a refund.

That sucked. Especially since I don't get to go to DC very often. At least I got my crack cleaned up for free. )

Wish you better luck.

PussProwler

 

[Carmine]

I have been RTFFing for the last half hour and have seen several posts about "Golds". I have lived in DC, and travel to your fair city some, and have a decent posting record, so I am going to ask for some advice.

I am in DC tomorrow. I was going to go to the place with the red door, but I haven't seen anything posted recently. I saw a positive on 1433. I have had adequate service there, but the past few visits have been mediocre. If Golds is new, and near my hotel (Embassy on 9th), I will give it a try.

The comment about the kabobs got me thinking. K and 11 (?) had a place years ago, above the kabob house in the grey stone building that looks like a church, on the top floor. Is this golds? That would be a lovely find, particularly if it's good, as this is ground zero for where I often stay.

Help is appreciated, thanks.

 

[Jesus U]

Frustrated! I left work early today to get a bit of some oranges, and wandered around Penn Ave southeast and never found a sign, a door or anything. What I did see in the area however as I was walking around was so many LE I thought I was in an episode of S.W.A.T. Cars, bikes, you name it. I struck out royally in terms of reviewing back to yall tonight.

 

[Verbal]

Recently LoveLOS and others on this board have posted on AMP providers and experiences and given LARS™ ratings. In the interest of giving newer members a heads up, the following is reposted.


Originally Posted by Laxman #2
With the Winter Olympics upon us, it strikes me that we need to address the problem of subjective scoring. I would like to propose a standard scoring system for the DC AMP scene that I have named the Lax AMP Rating System (“LARS”™) as follows:

0 – I’m going to slit my wrists
1 – Worst ever
2 – I wouldn’t f**k her with ****’s dick
3 – Really bad
4 – Not recommended, avoid
5 – Adequate, standard fare
6 – Good, above average
7 – Superior
8 – Highly recommended, must see
9 – OMFG, best ever
10 – So good I’m keeping this one for myself


Peace and love

Lax

 

[MostWanted]

I can confirm that as of 6pm tonight. 1333 was most definitely open! review to follow. After I eat my pork fried rice and hot and sour soup (strange how I crave those things after an AMP visit).

 

[the.ash]

This is 1429 Parkwood Pl. A Single family home:
http://www.movoto.com/real-estate/homes-for-sale/DC/Washington/1429-NW-Parkwood-Pl-310_DC7059031.htm


Sure, clandestine mobile speed cameras.

 

[Jaguar Jones is uncouth]

How's this for circulation?

www.ama10.com

 

[Jig]

Thought I should contribute my meager offering.

Went to look at precious medals on M last night, and found Phoebe was willing to show me some samples. She first showed me some unremarkable TS, but more than made up for it by showing me some "tight" looking charms of a cowgirl and a dog. She finished my session verbally, which was great.

She had c sized pieces on the top shelf that were topped off with erasers, and surprisingly a shapely round piece at the bottom shelf.

Definitely will repeat with her.

H&R

 

[cool person]

1.0 for the service

 

[Marissa D]

I think it indicates that we've all gotten our tax refunds back, and have nothing better to spend it on than 'suckie' 'suckie'..!

 

[irish83]

This is why I've cut back DRASTICALLY on the hobby.

 

[Vemsteele]

Sorry for the lateness of the review. Recently went to the "palace" at around 8-9pm on Monday and was met by this BeAUTIFUL girl "Anna". Had to be a perfectly modified C-cup and around 5'9"-5'10" in height. Very good looking.

Table shower was pretty standard, with lots of attention paid to the rear but nothing serious. Back in the room, VEry good at massaging. When we started, we did cbj, daty, mish, k9, hj to cg. Wasn't anything special since she initially refused to do CG AND during the hj, made me do it myself for a little b4 the cg. Noticed the raincoat was a little red on the outside which kinda grossed me out since i already had daty.

Overall, a medium experience.

Face - 9
Body - 10
TS - 7
Massage - 8.5
Service - 7
Attitude - 6
Overall - 7
Repeat? Probably not but who knows....she was HOT

 

[Farty McFart]

In my experience, standard AMP rules apply. I have expropriated the LoveLOS under-the-watch technique. LL does charge a healthy royalty but its worth it!