Massage Parlor Reports

[Kelly- RIP MJ]

Decided to try again after a series of mediocre outings. Went to 4th floor in hope of finding Coco or the other hottie I had notice a while ago .. was able to get a lineup of 2, and chose Nana who seemed the most outgoing and cute.

A bit thick for my taste but she is extremely fit. The usual services and donations. Fairly nice but still short of GFE. Would give 7s all around, but those who like a thick girl may like her. I still like a slimmer, more fragile lool

On the way out I noticed a girl who was more my type in a black bikini, nice slim hips, who was not in the earlier lineup. Damn!

 

[Leigh B]

Hey,

I just joined this service. I'm glad to have the opportunity to converse with fellow hobbiests.

I have visited three different AMPs in DC and Norther VA, and had pretty good luck each time (some experiences better than others). Although, I haven't been out since the review several months ago of the bust on a couple locations (one which I had visited). Now however, I'm looking to head back out for another good time.

I realize we don't want some eyes on this site to see everything - so if you have some good suggestions of the best places to head to these days feel free to email me and we can share some suggestions.

Thanks,

DC Illini

 

[Marissa D]

I had the rare chance to visit D.C. today and decided that I would visit Green Court. Buzzed in and mamasan escorted me to the room. I asked her for a lineup but she said no. I was prepared to walk if the girl was not up to par to my liking. Sara walks in and says hello and ask if I had been there before. She spoke English reasonably and looked above average. Sara's age seems to be somewhere in the forties. She carries her age well.

I paid her the house fee and got undressed. Sara escorted me to the sauna because the TS was busy. After a few minutes she returned and we went to the TS. TS was average. As for the erotic play, she seems mechanical/businesslike and will fake the moans.

Sara stated that she came from Manhattan about a week ago. She said that she likes Manhattan because the tips are bigger. I do believe that she wants to get you in and out as soon as possible without much fanfare. Would repeat in nothing else was available.


Propilot-Always check your six.


Does anyone know if the massage parlor by the Navy Yard is still open? If so, will someone Pm the address to me? It would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.

 

[funnyarmor]

What is this? Some kind of serial aneforum.xxxonist?

 

[ohbrother]

In no way am I trying to disrespect anyone, for real I`ve had a lot of help from some of you.

However I can guarantee you no one has been to Kyoto, not even a prankster in the past couple months.

Now on the Jessup forum Ginger Man is posting the same misleading information again.

http://www.massageplanet.net/forum/showthread.php?t=3903

Not sure if he's a drinker or not? I know my sources is reliable!

Happy Hunting
AJ

 

[Brent.]

Homeland Security is on to us......any terrorists here?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0604092yahoo1.html

That is not exactly how I would define a PSE, but what do I know?

 

[Haken]

A bit more on my current ATF, Sunny at Gold.

So far she has cost me over $$$$ since that establishment first opened, but well worth it. She hooked me first time because she didnt ask for a tip over the standard $ for extras (she has always got a tip since).

Great spinner, 9s all round, pretty face, curly hair, lovely to talk to and spend time with. Now i'm a regular, always greeted with excitement about the coming session.

Good TS, nice and slow, with all the right areas attended to. Tried lots of different styles on different visits - her starting, me starting by massaging her, lots of 69 and CBJ, DATY, all positions. Managed to achieve mutual timing on several occaisions (no acting, but if she was its academy award material).

All in all i would recommend, but be quick, shes back off to NY soon. I have a number so will be looking up when i travel through there.

P.s. I have just done a quick trip to Philly and Boston, score one AMP and one SC, reviews in the cities forums.

Cheers and Happy Mongering,

OZMONG

 

[kisses&licks]

With everything still closed I decided to head out to Sky again. I saw Sunshine there and all I can say is you have to see her. She has a great body with large natural tits and provides BBBJ too. I thought Bunny was great but Sunshine is twice as good.

 

[MHMcHH <F2>]

I just got done with another session with my favorite provider. Called ahead to make sure she was working today and she was, but mamasan could not understand me. When I got there an asked for her, mamasan asked if I called and was very appreciative for calling ahead.

Back to the familiar room, she comes in (thanks me for asking for her) and helps me get undressed. As she notices that I am starting to get hard, she gently pushes me back to the table to sit down so she can do a little teasing and BBBJ before the shower. Awesome. Off to the TS. TS was great as usual. She washes the but twice and on the flip, plenty of time teasing my member. Back to the room where she dries me off and then leaves to get the tools. Upon returning, she tells me to flip over, massage latter. Kissing all over leads to another great BBBJ. As she reaches for the cover, I tell her it is her turn. I spent plenty of time getting her nips hard (and instead of blowing on them, the fan was providing all the necessary wind). Her natural mounds are so big that I can get two nips in my mouth at once. Then down for a little DATY. After that, the cover goes on and we start a standing dog, flip to a standing mish and then the big finish with a CG. (she does the CG kinda different, one leg forward and one leg back, more on that later). Heavy breathing and resting on both parts follow that workout. She gets me cleaned up and gives me back and front massage while she is still buff. After massage is done, she asked if I want to come again (still had some more time). I told her I don’t think I could (WTF? ), but maybe next time.

After she gets dressed, I ask if she could get on top, I wanted to show her something. She gets on top in the "normal" CG position and I tell her I would "finish quick like this". She does not know what quick means, so she goes over to little drawer and gets a pad to write it down. I realize now that she hardly understands any English. I guess I will have to make it my point to teach her some (she know the business vocab). I think she got my point about how to do a CG. Gave her a little neck and shoulder massage before leaving. Third time there in two weeks. Later. BT3

 

[Steve-O]

Welcome back from the land of the lost!
Crazy Dick

 

[Enjoy Life]

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[Just a girl]

i will 2nd max's review on joy. I saw Joy on Friday. She is skinny but TALL korean girl. I would say like 6'1 or something like that? Tallest AMP girl I have ever seen. The (.)(.) are real and not ($)($), which I liked. She had a nice personality and decent performance. Although, I think just average in looks and good personality / performance.

 

[Billgun]

Funny, one guy mentioned full service can be had in most locations for an extra .8.

 

[alexxandra]

Just had an awesome encounter with "LeiLei". She was amazingly thorough and sweet both during the TS and after. She teased me near to exploding before we'd really even gotten started. I was really surprised at how trusting she was. I hadn't been there before (although I told her I had) but she didn't seem the least bit suspicious.

But what with the recent crackdowns I'm hesitant to even give hints to the location. I was able to figure it out with simply hints and the LEO aren't stupid. I haven't been able to find a place since Green closed, so I'm nervous about giving hints about this one. How is everyone handling this?

 

[Sheena]

Slezer, that was great prose. Don't you wish shit like that would happen in real life?

LL

 

[Red Sox 4 Life!]

Sex trade crackdown

D.C. Attorney General Peter Nickles announced a crackdown Wednesday on massage parlors, health spas and social clubs that officials have found to be associated with prostitution and illegal sex-oriented activities.

District agencies have been using new regulations to immediately shutter such businesses across the city, he said.

Nickles said the city will continue to take legal action against property owners renting space to such businesses.
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A news release listed these businesses among those that have been closed: Orange Spa, 617 Pennsylvania Ave. SE; Star Spa, 1829 M St. NW; D.C. Wrestling Club, 1618 14th St. NW; VIP Spa, 719 Eighth St. SE; and an unnamed business at 1429 Parkwood Pl. NW.

The businesses could not be reached for comment.

 

[Abayomi]

My advice to you would be not to bring anything into an AMP except for the clothes on your back and the required fee. Leave everything else in the car or at home.

 

[Jimmy G]

This Coco is not the downtown Coco. Although she did work at downtown at one point, but that was after the Coco you're referring to left for Hawaii.

 

[swingwig]

My favorite since that time frame was Gina from Happiness. She was fucking nice (8 or 9 easy). I got word recently that she left DC after black tuesday and has been very sick.

 

[joebloe]

This is the oldest trick in the book; more requests will follow for money and gifts to prove your love and then she'll move on to the next stable and sucker. Steer clear.