Massage Parlor Reports

[Matty boi]

Been out of town, so i'm posting this now:

Sun was hit by LE about 2 Thursdays ago. Drove by, for an unrelated reason, around 9pm and LE was carting off a few Mongers, Girls and Mamasan into a MPDC wagon.

Sun was a LE hot shot anyway, feel bad for those caught up in the raid. Don't know what promted it, but glad i wasn't in there. Hope this isn't a sign that other raids are on the verge.

Be careful.



Mr.Snipes aka G13

 

[Pati]

He answered a POST IN THIS THREAD, in the NOVA forum, they already know where these 2 spas are.

The person who posted the question, posted it here, not there. So it was answered here NOT there.

 

[angelshan]

...with the inscription "many entered, many came, but all left with a smile..."

 

[zakyam]

If you both went to same place. Been to Evergreen (don't think I will go back, not worth it) and all the ladies I saw were very late 40, some of them not very good looking. Maybe they got someone new, but I hardly believe she was in her late 20 or early 30. That just doesn't happen around here. More like late 30 early 40 if you're lucky. Well, I guess it depends if you look at them with two eyes, or just one. Not trying to start another useless conversation about age.

 

[st.]

BDD - Welcome to the land where 'bawdy places' are undefined...

 

[fahima f]

Hey great. glad to hear it. I liked the atompshere and the fact that the girls are 'normal'-ish types you'd run into on the street.

I have taketh and giveth and people have useth!

Awesome

 

[Howthebldyhellru]

Anyone know Sarang Haeyo, who used to post on here? I tried PM'ing him w/o luck. If any of you know him and can pass on an email addy, or at least let him know I'm trying to reach him, I'd appreciate it. We corresponded before.

 

[Ang(:]

Sorry LL, it'll never happen again. I actually thought about calling you the other night when I was out.

This goes back to a problem that started Aug. 22 when my SO packed up and left. Something about me not listening, but I wasn't really paying attention at the time.

Anyhow; I was permitted by her to pick up SW's while we were together, and it wasn't a big deal to find what I was looking for. Now we're apart, she's put a curse on me, and I can't get Jack Shit.

I've been shut out since then in:
Southwest Baltimore
South Baltimore
East Baltimore
2 DC AMPs (mama said 45 minute wait at 1413- as in I think you a cop)
K & L Loop
San Diego
Los Angeles
and you can add Tijuana, considering I lost my ID in Cali, and I wasn't crossing the border without it.

KJ, the un-monger

 

[mack_9]

I recently saw Lora, a curvy gal in her late thirties. She has a magnificent chest, which she uses for more entertainment value during the session. She gave me one of the best TSs ever, very long and thorough. Her massage was so-so, and I had a satisfying finish.

It was slow at the time, and she and I talked and I got more massage after. I was there for over an hour and fifteen minutes, but again, it was slow at the time. I would recommend.

 

[Brian T]

I have been saying something about this all along with the way things are right now I just feel all of the information we provide here is somewhat shooting ourselves in the foot.

Even the providers themselves as much as they like the marketing think this is contributing to the landslide of problems.

Please take note I said ((((contributing)))) I'm not saying this is the only problem.

However in recent years showing / writing about our forum here in the open news / newspapers I'm sure there's a lot of busy bodies who had no idea what was down the street until they freely read it here. Then they call local LE who has no choice but to investigate.

I don't know what the answers are, but I do know that slowly we're losing our AMP`s one by one.

AJ

 

[m&m]

Rose is back, refreshed, looking good and extremely effective.

Someone made reference to watching the mirror a while back(as I always RTFF)...."Oh what a heavenly site"!

MnV

 

[sandhillkar]

Rates at the Circle are indeed .6 for half .8 for whole...plus 1.2-1.4 tip.

The ladies there are claiming that's what everywhere charges now, but, just because that's what they say doesn't make it true. News to me that the stellar place nearby has hiked it's door fee...but, other places are still standard fare.

For what it's worth, I realy don't think it is the girls upselling, it's the rates they're instructed to quote and collect.

I don't entirely disagree with Rejected Monke. You should have a bit extra on hand for superstars...but not to be given up front. This is not the time to increase the base rates though.

To review recent history, the place in Adams Morgan tried to raise the rates...they failed. The flowery place on M tried to raise the fees...they failed. The only way the place near the circle will succeed at that is if every lady there is a superstar...and provides a level of therapy to match.

 

[Markus B]

I used to get service-first-pay-later at the old Sun club. I think the providers name was Cherry or Candy (candy sounds right) or something, its been awhile (6 yrs or so? ). Freaked me out a little at first but this gal would assume you came for her great AR, BJ, FS, & GFE (! ) so she would get down to business as early as the TS and then simply hold her hand out for a tip after all was done. I fell in love with her and came back to see her as often as able. Sun closed its doors shortly after though. Cry.

 

[HighHelper]

I thought Mirage could survive anything. It was open even the day after Black Wednesday...

 

[etenn]

Well I've read quite a bit of the forums and in the interest of making a good start I thought I'the introduce myself with a review.

I went to NY ave today with a friend. He had someone named pepsi who he said he wasn't too thrilled with. I had Tara who said she was new having just arrived the morning before (sat.). Tara was about 5' 2 or 3, 25 y/o with a slamming body (fabulous Bs), but I wasn't too happy with her face (quite a bit of makeup and up close you could see the powder was covering up a lot of blemishes). TS was good with a fair amount of attention paid to the back. The massage was pretty decent except for the achiles tendon. An extremely brief CBJ then she hopped on top. After about a minute she says she's tired (? ! ? ) so I move to standing mish with her at the edge of the bed. Spin her to side mish, then flip her over for dog. At this point my phone rings, (turns out it's my damn friend, didn't answer) move onto the bed for a little of everything. BTW the room is extremely hot w/ no AC and just a fan so I'm sweating by now. I should say I have some trouble sealing the deal if I'm not suitably attracted to the girl, which aside from the body I'm really not. So she ended up finishing w/ her hand. Although I wasn't all that attracted to her face, she definitely tried quite a bit to please me, however I did leave a bit disappointed. Also she told me the rate was $. 60 when it's $. 40.

Face - 5 up close 7 or 8 from far away
Body - 9
Service - 7
Massage - 7

 

[Kate C]

One, our words were used against our ladies. I am afraid there is just too much information here.
That human trafficking is not what they say. All the gals I have known, more than a few, are in it for the money, and other than certain ongoing business fees, are not indebted to gangsters!

Oh well.....

 

[DierWriftex]

I haven't been reviewing is a while due to access issues, but I made a visit to Gold back in mid-December that I needed to review on. I saw Mia who was a superstar and had not been in DC for very long. She was definitely one of the top quality providers I've had in a year or so. Her attitude was nice, her engrish was pretty good, and her looks were top notch. She was slender with great legs, very long hair, and a great a$$. Medium size upgrades up top were a little hard, but they looked great. Gold is always a jackson more than other local establishments, but for better quality I have no problem with that. Their shower was broken, so it was directly to the massagi. That was adequate, but after the flip was outstanding. The cbj was so good I was ready to lose it, so I had her remove the cover and finish me by hand while I stimulated her. I could've gone for fs, but she was so hot that it would have been over way too quick. It had been a while for me (I should know better than to go in there with a loaded weapon). Overall it was a solid experience. I haven't been able to get back there, so I have no idea if she is still there.

Happy New Year,

OG

 

[Alec]

I thought you guys were talking about Paula,who is there now.

I visited the place on Sunday around noon and yes,it was busy.I'm a regular,so Paula put me in the jacuzzi room with a magazine,sliced melon and a 20 minute wait(no extra charge for the room).I had asked for Maya and eventually she came in to get the fee and off we went to the t/s.All areas were covered and various places were played with.I had left the tip out,so Maya,a lovely Chinese,30-ish? with a great body removed her shorts for the massage.

This massage was much better than the last time with plenty of head and neck rubbing.What I like about Rio is the sense there is no hurry.When she started rubbing the boys I was more than ready for the flip.She has great muscle control,but I think she used a little too much lube.In some positions,I was just sliding around,but to me,that's minor.She's very nice.

I imagine I went over the hour,but tell the truth,I rarely pay attention to the clock.As long as I don't feel rushed and I feel welcomed,I don't see the need to count the minutes.

 

[Sinwa]

While it is fair for a business to raise prices without any justification, so to is it fair to not frequent said businesses. This hobby is a luxury and not a necessity such as food, drink and gasoline. We have no control over any of these prices, but we can pick and choose where we spend the little money we have left over...if any.

In the drycleaning business, in tight times like these, the frequency that a garment is cleaned is reduced... People wear their shirts 2 times before cleaning as opposed to once-and-done in prosperous times. So, the total that a customer spends in a year is significantly reduced....with or without price increases.

So, if the AMPs raised their prices, they may simply see less clients in a day and most likely be worse off than before the price increase.

The AMP business is very elastic and, as such, the revenues will be affected very quickly by the reduction in clients.

In the drycleaning example, the business could still make more net income than prior to an increase in price because of the variable labor costs. However, in the AMP scenario, the labor doesn't leave because their work is complete... they stay until the closing hour. So, if they raise the prices, their body will be used less, but they still must stay the full time for less money.

That's my $0.02.

Van

 

[QuestionGeek]

Every time I go to Sky I feel like I get real value.
The last time I went my provider rubbed me down with lotion, which felt awesome.

The table shower is nice and the sauna is clean and professional.
The rooms are big and clean.
The location is also nice and peaceful, as opposed to being up a huge stairwell.

The difference is that Sky is actually a real spa.
From my point of view they are #1 in D. C.

The only downside is that the providers are not the absolute youngest in the region, which I know is very important to many on this board.