Massage Parlor Reports

[Loving <3]

I'm pretty sure I was in that room a while ago. If it's the one I'm thinking of, there was a wide mirror on the wall opposite the bed, and the provider (long since gone, I'm sure) insisted on positioning us so she could have a good view of what we were doing.

 

[akl]

Recon finally comes to the surface!

I thought it was standard procedure to go during the day and check the place out. Distance, metro/non-metro, parking fees, the neighborhood. Etc are all daytime activities. If you can't find it during the day, damn if you'll be finding it at night. Maybe after a few beverages. I don't condone drinking. I rather enjoy it. Today you have to be really careful. You can be driving, talking on the phone, eating a sandwich, shaving and getting a hummer. And it's all legal. BUT. If you've had a sip of beer, you're a murderer. Beer on your breath will get you in bigger trouble than anything.

Another point. Rather something I've noticed. If you get your directions from Yahoo Maps, Google Maps or the like. Don't carry the printout with you when you're going to a spa. It's a little obvious when you're looking around at everything and everyone carrying a computer printout. Can you say "I've never been to this neighborhood" any louder.

Just my thoughts.

Be careful out there. You might just run for office someday. And we all know how squeaky clean all politicians are. Right Mary. Or whatever her name was.

Cabbie!

 

[Gaaaaaaaaaaz]

Went to 2nd floor this past weekend. Had not been into the city for this hobby in a while.combo of economy (this sucks) and lack of free time. 1st trip to 2nd floor, and definitely an odd setup. Tempted to go to 3rd, but stayed on 2nd. What is wrong with the 3rd?

For the life of me cannot remember her name, I know that is essential to this being of any use. Sorry. If I had to guess, it was Tammy? Very authentic looking girl with natural b's, slim. Only 1 other guy there as I could tell but he must have just arrived as I waited in sauna for shower to be available.

Went through the motions, not bad, not great. Maybe I am jilted after doing this for so long. You can only do it so much. True, money comes into play, and free time. But when you get the same, vanilla service.

Don't get me wrong, nothing bad about her service. I guess I just look forward to the day when I stumble upon a girl who is begging for it and thinks my 6 incher is really 10.

 

[gsquared]

Hey Guy.. I an not a newbie but I forgot my user name/password and had to re register ( I am the DUMMY)

Thanks to several posts from Big Daddy Don, Sleazebum and Solitaire One, I made a visit to 14K and ask for Happy, After a short wait, Happy walk in the room. The fun begins. She gave a Great performance with all positions and was eager to please. Will repeat!

Face 8
Body 8
TS 8
performance 9

Thanks for the Posts

 

[WIL]

I always wonder why people get so worked up when girls ask for tips up front. It's called a "tip" but we all know that it's standard fare and it's not something that's supposed to vary. The reason the girls have to ask for tip separately from the house fee is to reduce the liability to the manager and owners of the establishment.

Of course this not only exposes them to LE but also assholes who decide not to pay at the end.

 

[London lady!]

Ain't that the sad truth. Think about all the options in DC the humble monger had one year ago. You could hop off the Metro and walk to several different establishments until you found what you were looking for. Back then, almost every AMP experience was a good one. From personal experience the last few months and from RTFF, the bad experiences far outnumber the good. There almost always is an air of mistrust between provider and monger. Service is usually rushed and subpar. The talent just is not what it used to be.

Hopefully this is just a temporary situation. I might be able to do some recon later this week and will post details.

OG (new handle)

 

[My Boy]

Yes, I am a long time lurker. First time poster. Usually, I have nothing important to say. Tonight though, as my girlfriend would say, OMG!

Let me first establish my credentials. I lived in Honolulu for quite sometime. I've travelled the far east. Recently I've travelled the Eastern Seaboard. So I know what constitutes a good AMP.

After reading a few posts, I thought that I'd gaze skyward and look for a heavenly body at Star.

I find the place next to Camelot above the Kabob place. However, an LE cruiser is parked out front. Not a great start. Eventually it pulled away. In the end, it only slowed me down.

So I walk up to the door at 1829 but am stopped by a kind gentlemen who I'll. For lack of a better term. Refer to as a bum. He approached me before I pressed the buzzer and let me know that there were hot Spanish girls just a few doors down at Jasmine.

Skeptical, I thought, WTF, I'll give it a go. So I followed the man to Jasmine. As Mama peered through the front door, the bum started demanding a $20 referral fee. F that. If mama wants to pay it fine, but not me. Nevermind that I only carry no more than the standard fee (more on that to follow). Eventually the bum leaves. When Mama finally opens the door, though, she waves me off. Fuck. I guess the bum frightened her too. I thought she had employed him.

So I go back to Star where the sentry had reposted himself to divert traffic back down the road. He asked for the money again. I refuse. As I go in the door, I see the hottest girl chasing after me. The bum nudges me and says, "see what I mean. " At this point though, things are just too complicated to go back. So I decide to stay where I'm at. In the confusion however, I hit the buzzer for M st. And NOT STAR! Arrrghhhhh the pirate said.

So as I approach the second floor, Mama from the third floor scoops me up to show me the way up another flight of stairs. Damn.

I get in the room and pull the slot handle and miss the jackpot. My girl is 40+ and wrecked. 4 of 10. No other available. I ask her name, she says "Sheira". Did she mean Sheila? She should change her seforum.xxxe name! Since I'm here, and after all the effort expended so far, I stay.

Lackluster shower, no attention paid to anywhere important. She chucks me into the sauna for a few minutes, and we're back to the room. Mediocre back massage. Flip and she asks me to stand up. What? "No Money, no honey" she explains. So I put a $1 on the table. She gives me the rub-and-tub signal with a question mark on her face. Huh? No f-ing way. So I tell her "everything" and she tells me that is $1. 4.

At this point I defiantly say, "No! " Back and forth, but I hold my ground and keep saying no. She wants a credit card. Etc. Etc. But thankfully, all I have is the standard fee on me so I have great leverage. After 5 minutes or so, she relents and excepts $1.

Boy oh boy. Who the F is spend $2 on this place? Please, for the love of God, STOP! Which reminds me of another story from Atlantic City. In a minute.

CBJ aweful. Mish aweful. Doggy. At least I finished. Overall, the experience makes me want to find another hobby?

Story from AC. I visited a place there a few months back and fell victim to paying $2. New city so I thought the rates were higher (maybe I was drunk). No kidding though, when things were all said and done, she actually told me that no one pays $2 and that next time I should only pay $1. 6. Did she pity me? I don't know. Speaking of pity. Anyone wonder who gets outfits for these girls? My AC girl looked like a cross between a circus clown and a ballerina. OH yeah, during the TS, the AC girl told me that I was fat and that I should lose weight. She also expounded on the state of the economy and her admiration for the President elect. I didn't know they followed current events. I guess that experience rival tonights!

Where was I? Please don't go to M st. Jasmine a few doors down looked promising. Please don't pay $2 (for God's sake, they have competition one floor down). Try there or Jasmine first.

Good luck to all.

 

[Natbfunky]

Henry34,

That list must be 4-5 years old.

Thanks for the memories

 

[misuti]

How do you guys know you guys haven't already?

Coco/Nana of Rio and Sun is 50.

 

[Danie]

If you are not happy with the way things work, you are free to leave through the same door you form which you entered.

Others have already explained it to you, contribute 1st (yes we know reliable verifiable intel from fake reviews) , then ask for assistance. It is a simply formula.

Good luck.

 

[jumpxit]

Instead of the awful woman at work you could think of your mother --but don't do that too much.

 

[Wiz]

I was thinking about the place today.

When I went there mamasan took me in.

I saw alot of young asian kids there, most about 4 years old.

While I was walking through another lady was instructing the children into another room.

Was that place a child daycare also?

 

[ms bell]

I will be venturing into the city via Metro some afternoon this very week! If you will, please back channel this old fart the best location and provider for an afternoon session.

Thank you and Bless you!!

JJ

 

[Seaman]

I just answered my own question today - Suzy is shaved and tasty. I am in agreement with the other reviews of her performance. But she tend to over do the fake O. Otherwise, a very pretty 30ish lady standing about 5'3" with shoulder length hair.

One thing to watch out for when she gives a massage - she will crack your back while standing on your back. She put so much pressure on my back that my rib bruised against the bed. Otherwise, it felt good!

 

[Pompal 09.]

Went to Star the other night, saw Susie. Very very good. Her faking is obvious, but you know, with her attitude, I decided to let it slide, and not press it further, pardon the pun. I let her be in control.

She's got a great attitude, that counts for a whole lot. , in my book.

Everything was your standard price and experience.

 

[mamma.austin]

Took a walk over to my favorite Starbucks in Dupont on Wednesday and for the first time ever, I left without any purchase. All 3 selections were very dissapointing and way below what I'm accustomed to from them and I have purchased from them many times. I'd advise anybody heading over there to wait until next week. I can imagine there are others who have walked out or been dissatisfied, so I expect this to be resolved quickly.

Just some friendly info to anybody heading that way. While this is my first post on the site, I have been reading and using the tips/keys found here for over a year and greatly appreciate it.

Could anybody direct me towards some plastic-enhanced fun? This used to be fairly consistent at my favorite Dupont establishment by Starbucks but they have hit a bit of a rough patch. Any info greatly appreciated. I understand if nobody wants to help me since I'm not an established memeber here but was hopeful somebody would reach out since I shared the info above.

Thanks

 

[<3333 me]

At 1818 they have always worked with getting the tip up front. 100% of the time as far as I know. It has been like that since they opened in the 1990's.

I was once told by a spa girl that 1818 was originally for "Chinese men." I don't know if that has anything to do with anything.

I know it used to be that girls would come into town to work 1818, then later you would see them in other spas, but never the other way around.

 

[lauraaa <3]

I tried this one too. After all the glowing reviews perhaps my expectations were a little high. Cute, friendly, but just not all that I expected.

Found that Julie was gone. Ajima did not even make up the "bacation" story.

I see a mention of a petite girl by another monger here. Any info on her would be apprciated as I love 'em little.

BDD

 

[Zafrin]

Definitely avoid the 3rd Floor...unless you're into Senior Citizens...

 

[loraine]

Ok, relax dude. Ever think someone picks the year someone ELSE is born. Or maybe the year a car was made, a lucky number. Something, anything. It's a username, period. Let it go or go away.

Besides, maybe it's time to stop polking people with sticks and post something useful.

I concur with Sleasebum. Lighten up!

Cabbie!