Massage Parlor Reports

[Giddyup Giddyup]

I went to my usual place. Nothing new to review, but did have interesting conversation. Provider told me that girls work for 14hrs a days for 60 consecutive days then get 30 days vacation. Then repeat the cycle. Cause that would mean that the providers get about 1700 sessions a year (mid range estimate)?

Do you guys think this is true? Or was she pulling my leg?

 

[livelovebhappy]

This morning I brought a friend who heard about the place. He drew Angie. I ended up having a threepeat with my favorite future hair salon owner. I asked her about her vacation and she was like "how did you know I was on vacation?" (lol these forums.) I inquired about other ladies working. Coco, April, Angie, and Susie are the current lineup.

My third experience was good but I sorta wanted to try someone new. It wasn't until our session was over I found out I could request someone else and/or see a lineup without seeming rude. (wow I'm a noob). Paid the usual. Got a can of coke and a handful of candy as we went on our way out.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Supra (2002) Chanel - once did every conceivable position using all pieces of furniture

CPHC (2003-2004) Paula - DFK; DATY; her orgasms out of this world
Supra (2004) Jessica - model looks; porn star performance

 

[tmpafford]

Alright, who the fuck got hold of BSR's password?

Redman,
As one who occasionally strays across the line dividing AMPs and SWs, I guess I have solved the rating problem (in my feeble little mind) by grading on a curve.

There are many that see an Asian woman as the ultimate fucking machine. I am included in that lot (hence my handle). However, I have attempted to expand my horizons and tastes, and I have been able to effectively do so. Now the white female, the only kind I sought after as a kid, is about fourth in my taste preference--after Asian, Hispanic, and Black ladies. Go figure, but this kind of preference colors the judgement as much as mongervision, making any ratings a personal subjective thing.

AMPS, Strippers, and Escorts are IMHO, expected to be a higher calibre.
The lower tier are SWs and Craigslist girls, and I guess there is about a two point curve I give them... Except at the higher end, where I give them only 1 point to keep from handing out 10's or 11's. (SW's like Essence, Special and the infamous India are true gems) I feel we are lucky in DC, some of the finest quality SWs I have had the pleasure of sampling.

So how does it work? A "7" AMP girl would be about an "8" or "9" on the street and vice versa... I have to agree with you that a "5" on either scale is the lowest I can go when not impaired or desperate to bust a nut... Yes, a "4" in an AMP is like a "6" on the street, but with the average quality and accessability of AMP girls we have here, Atlanta, SanFran, LA, Chicago, etc; why the hell would you accept an average looking woman? Same goes for a stripper or escort, but that is significantly money driven. If I'm going to pay those prices, I expect quality. OTOH, when on those mean steets, you rarely see anything better than a "6" so you gotta take what you can get...

In a bar they serve the basic well brand until you ask for top shelf or extra reserve. In tequilla terms, you see each brand has the regular "silver" stuff, Repasado, and Anejo, and it just keeps getting better. Occasionally you see the special reserve bottles, but the shit is hard to find and very spendy. Sure wish they would label women like that, so you have a clue what you are getting into before you take them to bed...

Oh, that's what this board is for, silly me.

As always YMMV
LoveLOS

 

[Princess Jess]

I had the dream again where I float to Tenleytown. I'd heard of some Latinas there, but they weren't in when I went. Instead dreamt about my old favorite, Amanda, who's a good daytime special with a great attitude.

Good times were had. That's all I'm saying unless you're a Senior and PM me.

 

[Italian girl]

Rather than copy our quotes, why not use this site to interact with us.

I know you are interested in the rights and safety of sex workers.

Did it ever occur to you that when a spa closes women become more UNSAFE!

Women who work in spas are among the safest sex workers in the USA, they work in teams and they work indoors. Also, men who visit spas are among the kindest, most ethical, and most PROTECTED consumers of commericial sex.

About us, we are just a bunch of normal guys. We are your brother, son, father, cousin. If you look around you will certainly find a man in your life who purchases commercial sex. If you know such men, you should encourage them to visit spas as opposed to hiring street walkers and escorts, or visiting strip clubs; spas are simply a much superior option all around.

If you are a feminist you certainly know:

• That women have the right to choose what they do with their body (think pro-choice).
• Women are intelligent, and know how to make choices in life.
• The war on sex workers only hurts women, as it is a thinly veiled attempt to yet again punish women for the sexual demands of men.

Think about it, why is it that we men rarely get penalized for purchasing sex? It is because if society started punishing men for purchasing upscale sex services (in quiet and harmless environments) they would rattle a bees nest that might shake this country to its core.

D - istressed
R - eader
O - f
F - alsified
N - onsense
A - gainst
L - iberal
B - ehavior

 

[Spunk!]

I am wondering if that is related to the guy recently banned from the NOVA board for raping and filming providers. I have heard rumors he hit places in DC, too.

 

[Princess Serenity]

I went out there yesterday and I was given a great massage by a little girl, who said she was Yoyo. She was cute, well-endowed, but less than 5 feet tall. Which one is this?

 

[hippos_in_love]

I'm a newbie when it comes to AMP's.. I'm a little lost with all of the acronyms that you all are using in the threads but I'm sure I'll get the hang of it sooner or later. I just want to know when you all are talking about "positions" are you actually getting the "goodies?" If I were to walk into the K st parlor today how much would it cost me to get EVERYTHING? Thanks everyone for understanding my ignorance and I hope to learn more from you seasoned AMPERS soon!

C

 

[ets_bond_trader]

FYI- These 'encounters' occurred over the past few years and at a variety of spas. Not common but noticeable.

 

[Pink Taco]

Read reviews, go to AMP's and put in reviews. That is the only way to become a sm

 

[__sanja_____]

Walked around Dupont Cir today. 1333 and others are closed. Any body have any idea what is going on?

 

[tyler]

Looking over your posts, it appears you have not contributed to helping anyone on this board find anything of value (including a BBBJTCNQNS). Why not try a few contributions before telling others how to post.

The story on tips is relevant and should be part of the strategy of board members.

During the AMP drought last year certain members began tipping more.

This directly resulted in the AMP recovery we are enjoying now.

Quality in the region is currently "sky high", I would very much like to keep it that way.

Think about it.

 

[badspeller]

Friday night - very busy at RIO

I asked to sit on a stool near the kitchen area until a room cleared.

Beautiful girls walking all around.
Got my room with "Yumi" super good looking.
Waited for shower room so she rubbed my shoulders.
TS was thorough and she was very friendly.
back to room for massage which was so-so.
She got off and undressed and laid down.
She allowed DATY for a long time.
I was done at the CBJ - she asked for 2nd pop but i was nervous and left.

 

[laptop_boy537]

Yeah thats about it. There aren't any real pictures. And I am not saying she's a model. To be honest she's slightly on the chubby side. I don't recommend her if you are purely into looks. She is not anything speacial. But when I said beautiful. I meant as a whole. Warm personality, well dressed, well spoken. You get the picture. I was expecting something out of an old jackie chan movie. What I got was something out of emmuelle or something. She's is chocolate (darker then her only photo that you saw on CL). Hope this clarifys it a bit.

Also. I don't know how to move this post. I kow it would make more sense in the N. VA section (didn't know they had a seperate section). Admins. Can y ou please move this.

Note: Quick question. Like I said this was my first experience ever. Is this pretty normal or is she actually good like I said. Anyone who has visited her and other places. Please let me know. I liked her so much that I am definetly thinking about going back. But I am wondering if I should. Err. Expand my horizons. So to speak.

 

[skeptic]

I think he did, Chaz. I'm not much of an AMP goer myself, but I think he said he was at one triple three. Even I picked up on it.

Selah!

 

[John Redcorn]

I think the DC market is in a pretty sorry state compared to pre-Black Wednesday. It seems a lot of the good places remain shut down (or subsequently shut, like Sun). There are a few nice girls, but it's harder to find the knock-your-socks-off kind of experience we used to find. Few of the younger girls seem to be coming to DC.

I'll make a couple of points: Aside from the LE situation, I think the Washington Post's decision to stop accepting ads has hurt the business, since people don't know what open, when a new place opens or another closes (aside from reading this forum) and that makes it harder to attract talent. So I'm not sure if there is away for the spas to advertise without getting in hot water.

Also, I don't want to get flamed here, but I think the pricing in DC may also be a factor. If you compare with New York -- the prices are $$ to $$.2 but there is an abundance of young, beautiful talent. Prices have been unchanged for a decade and with inflation and exchnage rates, K-girls may find the trip to DC less rewarding than in the past. They follow the money, like everyone else.

I still hold out some hope that the good times will come back, and maybe some of the old places will reopen, but maybe I'm too optimistic. One thing happening is that some of the girls seem to be at 'agencies' that work out of apartments, and move around a bit. There are a few that advertise on Eros, although I haven't tried any. Maybe that's the future.

 

[Majdan]

After reading enough reviews, I've decided to visit this place. Just got home from there, very happy. Call up ahead, made appointment with Suzi. Great choice, thanks guys. Everything as described in previous reviews, no complaints. She is very lovely and very friendly, talk a lot. I don't think she's 27, looks more like 35, but that's just my opinion and who cares anyway. Will definitely repeat, soon. BTW on the way to the shower I saw another girl, little taller than Suzi, long black hair, very pretty as well. Didn't ask for the name though.

Next time.

 

[Kiz]

You get what you pay for. Yes. It's cheap, and 80% of the time nothing goes wrong. But sometimes one of those buses breaks down and you are stuck with a Chinese-only speaking bus driver who can't tell you what the fuck is going on. If the bus stops in a city before your destination, make sure you get out and watch the bags being loaded and unloaded, because they steal bags. Once in a while a crazy-ass ****** will be a passenger and harass everybody and can make the driver stop the bus. The Chinese people on the bus are quiet, but some may stink. Make sure you get there early and be first in line so that you can sit as close up front as possible. You do NOT want to be Rosa Parks in the back of the bus where the bathroom stinks and people are getting up to go during the whole trip. Also nobody will hassle you upfront.

 

[*~Ms Kitty~* MOJO COUGAR]

When you say next door, are you talking about the spot on M st, a few doors down from Ozio's? Or 1333 aka Supra? Because i've never managed to get anything higher than a '4', in the looks ratings, from the girls on M st. This is truly an anomolly if it is indeed the M street spa.

Mr. Snipes aka G13