Massage Parlor Reports

[artmeistro]

IM -- Will PM you in a day or so. Several options in your neck of the woods, but you'll need a rental car or a complicated trip on the Metro.

-- Max

 

[tehe :)]

Seems you & I may have had slightly different experiences, Sleaze. I can't/won't deny what you say --- after all, the monger is the customer and is in-charge as long as he holds the cash-ola. I'm simply saying that, unless a gal has given BAD service (as opposed to not being the best looker in the place), it's sometimes better to accept the gal and go for the session unless the gal is a total cow or has some other terminal quality about her. Sometimes, you'll find a diamond in the rough. It's worked with me on more than one occasion. As for making appointments, I've seldom found that NOT to work. Again, as with anything in this hobby though, YMMV. I can only speak from my own experiences.

R::R

 

[Jonny Mick]

Yes, I was there, middle of this past week. Do not want to talk about it. Yes, got rim, but yes, way more aged than anyone ought to have to take. Had a good long mid-massage wait while masseuse listened to see whether the latest guest was really a guest, or perhaps Uncle. I almost didn't care. At least the music from next door was interesting.

 

[Farrah]

Have alot of Info on the in`s & out`s but we have a misunderstanding

 

[Skater dudette]

Lisa was really HOT! she allowed you to touch her breasts, but that was it.
Sense of Europe had a woman there named Luba, not the best looker, but big soft tits, and great tasting pussy.

I miss both of those places, greatly.

 

[Leon]

Decided to go check out the newly re-opened Vermont, despite some of the reviews here. I just had some very good dreams there in the past and I thought, what the heck, I need to check this out for myself. Went up and rang the door. Girl that opened the door looked more like one of the technicians than a mamasan, but dressed more like a mamasan. She told me that everybody was busy, so I asked how long would the wait be. An hour and a half, she said. Maybe she was telling the truth, but to me it seemed more like she was blowing me off. I knew it was a bad sign when I saw that sign downstairs on the window that says they close at 10pm. Not exactly your regular hours of operation. Does anybody know if this is not a Korean operation anymore?

Anyway, I still had a dream to dream, so I walked on over to the basement. I've been avoiding this place for a while because last year I was finding younger-looking girls elsewhere. But I decided to check it out again and I'm glad I did. I was introduced to Blue. Long curly hair, probably late 20s or early 30s. Nice enhancements. The best thing about her was her friendly and playful personality. It makes the experience that much better.

TS was good. Massagi, I thought was great, at least for an AMP. I think there was a couple of previous reviews about Blue already, and I don't know if you guys noticed, but she actually knew some real Thai massage techniques. Then there was some AR, which I always love. On to the CBJ, which was pretty good, better than average. The thing that took me by surprise was I went in for a feel of the frontal assets and the scars underneath were very obvious. But it didn't deter me. The experience was great so far and I knew I wasn't going to last long. So some mish and K9 later, I was done.

This is definitely a repeat. She said she's been here a few weeks and she has no idea when she's going back (to NYC).

 

[fancypantsy]

It might be just me, but am I the only one that thinks that the D. C AMP activity has been faltering lately? . What I mean to say is that things are not as good as before. It's like the magic that was there when 2006 was around seems to be going astray, the girls are beggining to suck big time. I took some time to visit Rio, 14k, 520, Supra, and green last week and I feel a feeling of displacement in my gut. Like if D. C AMP's are dying out. I'm beginning to get worried. Anyone feel the same way?

 

[dcgottaeat]

I too have noticed "the wash & rinse cycle" at 14K takes a bit longer than one expects!

MnV

 

[vaye]

For those who have grown weary of the Kim Chi flavor, I am pleased to announce that Tom Yum is being offered at the Royale.

I'm sort of busy today, so didn't have time compose my expose. I get it to you when I get home tonight.

N2

 

[Crystal M]

So I found the red door on Green. Thanks to all who led me in the right direction. Managed to avoid the temptation of stopping in next door for a warm up. Actually next door was very quiet.

Lovely experience. Normal in all ways, normal rate, normal services. Ugly Mamasan, Cute girl (normal K, nothing particularly memorable, but lovely). Lovely TS, but no explicit behaviour other than a thorough wash (I want to delve deeper into the TS services people mention, I have never had anything happen in the TS [other than a thorough wash], which makes sense). Nice massagi, but much closer and more personal than I have been finding of late. I was face down, enjoying a firm massage when I felt her begin body to body - I didn't even realize she had dropped the kimono. Anyway, finished FS, CG and mish. It was all good. Very nice and personal and "caring". What I used to think was standard but haven't found lately.

B.

 

[adam g]

First time at this place. It looks like it's been there a while. Not on the beaten path, is it? Asked for "Jai" and she appeared, wondering why I had asked for her. The usual mumbo-jumbo about a friend referring her and off we went.

Lots of fun, good English, okay bod(no ass to speak of), small natural titties. Good TS and she gave her all to give me a good massage, working herself up quite a lather. Once the fun started, she was outstanding! Took direction well, had some good initiative. She is very flexible and lets you put her in all sorts of positions.
Excellent performer! Nice lady, too. A good time was had by all, or at least me.

 

[Gtry.]

In NYC house fee is 50 to 70 generally. Tips of 40 generally are rewarded with a firm handshake, giving more may afford a languid kiss upto a rendition of a frank sinatra tune.

I haven't dreamed of touring in DC. While the entrance fare is about the same, tips seem to be higher.

So if I understand correctly a handshake fan may find happiness?

 

[Rayle]

Of those two, I'd say you're talking about Amanda. There's also Ellen (or Helen, not sure which), but I haven't had her yet. I may try her in the future if I don't go back to old favorites.

Solomon is Ethiopian, and my favorite looks-wise, with a decent attitude. Amanda is probably my favorite attitude-wise, even if she's not what I'd normally go for in looks (she's not ugly at all, I'm just into more exotic women).

 

[StrongGIRL]

I see your point; what I don't see is why you're calling it a tip. A tip is additional money on top of money you've paid as a fee. You pay mama $70, then that's out the way. That has nothing to do with what you and your provider discuss and agree upon behind closed doors. That's a fee, and that's mandatory, as she's surely not expected to provided such services for free. Remember, a tip by definition is optional. Asking for the 'fee' up front is quite reasonable.

Like others have stated, I have never asked and paid for FS then not gotten FS. That would be a cause for concern, but I have never heard of that happening. Maybe she didn't perform with the level and enthusiasm you hoped for, but that's never a guarantee. She still performed and that's worthy of the fee.

 

[Breezy Weezy]

I have also seen Columbia Spa discussions posted in the Maryland Section of this Board. Hope this helps.

 

[Very General]

Neverland is still a mystery. Last time I was past (like 2 weeks ago) it appeared Happiness was closed. There was a homeless guy sleeping in front of the door.

I happened to be down that way and was checking things out. I miss Happiness..... . I was going there before I knew this board existed. There are a couple of other places that aren't mentioned but I'm still trying to figure it out.

Cabbie!

 

[DAVIDB]

Had a pleasure of meeting Ruby last week. Ruby is in her 20s, has a fantastic body - enhanced top (C) and pretty face and great ass. TS was standard and she seemed a little distant at first.

Back to the room, weak massage and changed things around to massage her and enjoy the view of her body/hair. Nice! Then, a little mutual massage and light kissing to get things started. No AR.

Main event was great although she is not GFE and most engaging therapist but her excellent body and pretty face make up for it. Based on her talkative friendly attitude and promise of even better "next" time I will probably do a repeat.

Ruby at Supra
Face: 8
Body: 8
TS: 6
Massagi: 5
Sexo: 7
Overall: 7
Repeat: Yes.

Stay safe!

Willy

 

[Amanda B]

Went last night first to VIP. Have never seen them reviewed on here. Anyone? They're at 719 8th St. MMS said they'd be back open Tuesday.

Then went to Orange. Bebe has C's, add-ons but nice, and a pleasant frame.- not a spinner, but just the right amount of meat. Beatiful butt. Mostly shaved in front. Great legs. Tan skin, red-brown nipples.

So, good TS. Massage was gentle, erotic, with a finger only, because it was late. She went quickly into the CBJ, and then when it really started rather than CG she did an amazing squat-move that I've never seen in this kind of establishment before, and I have never seen really *work* ever, until now. Exquisite. Then it was mish with her legs up (they all seem to do that these days), then doggy, then resting.

She had good attitude, and then great attitude during the fun.

Very, very good.

Tofer

 

[stefan_ptg]

After a two-year hiatus owing to the demise of my favorite haunt, I finally ventured out to see the stars by the pale light of the gray afternoon. Having RTFF, I was able to zero in on the correct constellation rather than be lured by the glow of any neighbors.

I met a Jenny, with a very pretty face (but way too much frosting around the windows to the soul), and fairly slim, lovely contours (a bit soft around the middle, but who am I to talk? ).

Massage was terrific. A very nice job of walking on my back. The little heated room is a classy touch. She is most skilled with her hands; I was, uh, a little too aware of her teeth at a few points. Very kind and solicitous. More of a friend than a seasoned pro.

I was encouraged to take my time, and cavorted in the starlight in various positions. Easily a 7, and happily (although not ecstatically) recommended.

 

[fire f]

Has anyone besides me visited this place lately? Met a pretty girl named Joanne there. Thin, somewhat tall, long light brown hair. "Very sensitive" nips. Same for the rest of her. But she sure was fun! ANYone else been there with a review? PM me if you're keeping a low profile. I am surprised I haven't heard more.

Stay safe,

af