Massage Parlor Reports

[Ellaine Louise]

Their is a place for Escorts. This is a AMP forum in Wash. DC, and not No. Va.

 

[Katrina]

Am new in the area and thought I'd get a couple of referrals before I tested the waters.

 

[get go]

You might find more interest in your postings on the Northern Virginia AMP thread. Most people here are only interested in DC.

 

[Benny]

Please, someone send me a PM and let me know which girl at which AMP has some tattoos.

I enjoy looking at some art work too from time to time.

Again, please PM any info you can provide about AMP with tattoos.

Thanks ALL!!

JJ

 

[Pompal 09.]

What do I need to do to get my credentials up? New to the site need to learn the ropes. Hitting up AMP off Connecticut today.

 

[luxyfoxy]

I took the yellow line to Shaw metro and wandered up to the place near the convention center. My favorite was on vacation so I was offered the new girl (supposed first day). New girl was pretty, very short, long ass-length wavy black hair, with lots of eye make-up – just the look I like Not your average K-Girl, probably 36-32-34, nice large natural looking tits (if it's a job its a good one). Nice long TS followed by longer than usual body rub. I began to wonder but the flip came and all expected services were offered except AR. Overall I’d give her 8’s across the board but a 6 for attitude. Could be understandable if it was her first day but she was very quiet and mechanical about her work. From the little bit I could get out of her I suspect she worked in a jerk joint in MD and this is her first tour at a FS AMP. She could warm up and become a gem, or be gone soon. Trusted seniors can pm for name and details.

XS

 

[the mysterious stranger]

For next time I will be prepared to do the right thing. I just hope I do not insult with what I leave.

Thanks

 

[SweetCountryLily]

I haven’t had a chance to visit DC AMPs for a while but found myself in DC tues night. Went to Green, but saw the sign. Then headed over to 1333. Was greeted at the door by Candy and escorted to my room. She was alright, but since I had not been there in a long time, I asked to see the line up. She said no and when I asked why, she said everyone was asleep. Alarms should have gone off right then and I should have bolted, but I didn’t. I anteed up the house fee.

We went to the shower and it was ok. After leaving me alone in the room, I left the standard fair and the table and laid down. She comes in, looks the fare, and gives me a lame light massage, and then off to the races. Decent CBJ, and then she wanted to do mish. I instead decided a little DATY. After a little of this, she pulled me up and wanted to walk the dog. Then I wanted to switch to standing mish. When I was ready to finish, I told her I wanted her on top and she told me to finish like this. I told her I would do her all day like this. After a few min, she switched to CG and I finished. After she left, I check my watch and I was only 30 min in. She came back with hot towel for the clean up and when done, I rolled over. She then asked if I wanted massage and I said yes. Then she says more. I didn’t even ask how much, but said I paid for an hour. She said no more money, no massage. I get up, put on my clothes, and on the way out I ask to speak to mamasan and she says no mamasan. What a bunch of bull. I haven’t been treated this bad in a DC AMP in a long time. Stay away from the Candy at 1333.

Have I been away too long? Have things changed?

 

[unpublishedpoet]

Irish Male2

SE (particularly Anacostia) is probably one of the most dangerous parts of D.C. You would be better off in the downtown area, or perhaps one or two places in NE. If you spend much time in SE you are taking your life in your hands. Don't know where you are from, but if you are used to packing in your hometown, don't even think about it in D.C.

Or you could take 295/BWP up toward Jessup or Elkridge. Much safer and you can find one or two decent AMPs.

Enjoy your stay in our nation's capital.

LexLuther

 

[TERESA VIOLET]

I happened to be in the neighborhood of NY Spa a week or so ago and was greeted by a cop inside the mall. He asked how I was doing and what I was doing there. It was after all the stores had closed but the place was still open. I said I was lost and needed some direction. He asked where I was headed and we talked a bit. I thanked him and left, never finding the way upstairs.

I'm not sure where the place is but I couldn't find a pay phone that worked anywhere close to the building. In the past I have called a new location from a payphone to verify operation. I guess I didn't think it was important. But it looks like they've been shutdown as well.

As part of my recon, I have visited a few locations in MD, simply curious but I do the best figuring out what I can.

PM me for details, if curious.

Cabbie!

 

[DeepThrust]

Long time reader, first time poster. I signed up for my 401K this week after dodging it forever and figured it was about time to start investing in this forum too, little by little.

Add GHS to the open list. I haven't hobbied since pre-Black Wednesday and took a chance that it might be open after bypassing a 617K parking lot teeming with touts and cars parking.

GHS shares an alley with a gay bar full of shirtless men, you can see them in the upstairs window as you walk up. Interesting compare and contrast, two polar opposite worlds sharing the same building, both approached by solitary men hard-wired for getting off, sharing similar nervous excitement. But behind those doors, two worlds alien to each other. I definitely chose the right door.

Mamasan buzzed me in immediately and deposited me in door number three asking me if I had been here before to which I replied a long time ago to which she replied get undressed, in case I forgot the routine. In walks Jenny, classic archless k-girl, but very cute with modern Japanese hairstyle, perfect amount of makeup, slightly enhanced Bs, slutwear and heels, surprised and maybe somewhat pleased to see a young monger.

She collected admission, took me by the hand to the ts, giving a perfunctory squeeze before telling me to lay flat on the stomach. Business-like but with lots of smiles and eye contact as she washed, foreshadowing AR. My feet are embarrasingly ticklish, so she got a big kick out of that, it really opened her up. Afterward spent a couple minutes in a clean, cedar-smelling sauna, which removed any last vestiges of tension.

Now back to the room, she's talking up a storm, poor English with gestures, but friendly chatter, gave a massage that lasted ten minutes at best. No AR, too bad. (miss the days of CPHC...) On the flip went right into lfk, side-by-side high school style petting and make-out, which turned into daty. Then changed gears into cbj which was quite a performance for her in leading up to the actual cbj, almost like worship. On to mish then a thunderous finish while barking at the moon.

I've had few experiences like this one at an AMP, mainly because I sensed no performance in her performance, almost a GFE, save for the cbj/worship. I know its bs to say and hear, and I will get flamed, but I believed she genuinely liked me. And in my opinion, that's all that counts, resources well spent.

Looks: 8.5
Body: 7.5
Attitude: 10
Performance: 10

Safe and happy hunting!

 

[armygirl]

The Mamasans usually try to shut that down because if you treat the girl right and make sure you are not the only one having a good time then a good portion of girls can get attached quick. That why you have to work the Mamasan first and your target girl slowly but effectively.

 

[LadyLea]

Hi all.

I'll be spending a week in DC in mid-April, and am looking for some HE-only-but-not-FS type of place. Any suggestions? Send me a PM, please!

Thanks

 

[Kevin[Loves Jayneeee]]

According to my intel, she only works weekends.

Best to call ahead for an appointment.

 

[Typical Teenager]

PP decided to give himself an early present on Saturday. With all the positive talk about the place I've never visited, I decided it was worth a try.

I went to the red door about 4pm. I was greeted by the manager, and assured of a pretty girl. I told her I'd seen Coco before, and she looked a bit dismayed but again promised me a pretty girl. I thanked her in advance.

She sent me Sue. She had very nice hair, and attractive enhancements, but her face looked very angular and plain. Sue's a nice petite model which suits PP just fine. We exchanged presidential protraits and onto the TS we went. TS included a very thorough and deep scrub. I went to warm up in the sauna for a minute then it was off to the races.

Back in the room a fairly good massagi was received. Upon the flip there was a good covered pole and tongue joust, with plenty of ball play, but no AR was on Sue's menu. She got on all fours expecting to get plowed right away, but I suprised her going in for a late lunch. I dined in all areas of Seoul until I made some bi bim bap. After I went in for a second helping I received some gratitude from my waitress in the form of a sweet little yogart treat.

The rest was pretty trivial except I must mention that Sue has a very nice set of enhanced c's. This in itself in nothing spectacular, but her nips are not to be missed. I would characterize them as a nice red pair of jellybeans. I'm not talking about little jellybellies either. These are the old fashioned sized jelly beans, just a bit under the size of nice juicy red grapes. Absolutely wonderful rack to enjoy on the ride.

Long time no funds for PP. Wish I had more funds to enjoy in DC, but I've been keeping on budget prowling the pussy supermarket half hour to the north.

Merry Christmas...HO HO HO!

PussProwler

 

[knowledge_dispenser]

Hear hear. Nobody ever gets the RTFF do they. If it was a snake the dude would be dead.

 

[bjb123]

Not trying to argue but you guys arent reading properly. "Next step up" from a HJ is not FS, it's a BJ. You can ask for just a BJ you know. I assume his signal was some sort of hand to the mouth, tongue in the cheek sort of signal. As you can see, she got into a "69 position and did the deed", meaning she blew him. Obviously he let it be known that a BJ was all he wanted. Upsell was her trying to get him to go FS. Jeesh, I thought it was confirmed that was all he asked for.

Maybe you all should scroll down to LL's post where he quoted the AMP Guidelines. There it lists the typical pricing structure for FS, HJ, and yes, BJ's too.

 

[blueberry]

Went to see Nana today. Before noon. No waiting. She is worth saving my $ up for. GFE. Good conversation and an incredibly sexy body.
Can't wait to go back. I hope she sticks around for a while.

 

[Joanne :)]

Visit 1: Mist

Up the spiral staircase and to the non-descript door. I chime. MMS answered and welcomed me into the somewhat dark space. She asked if I had visited before and I said no. She left me in the room to wait just a few seconds until Joanne (or was it Julia?) knocked. Close hug, house fee paid, she lead me to the table shower. The shower room was okay. The shower was complete and stimulating. Back to the room, I noticed right away the high ceiling. The building is old and the fourth floor hasn't been remodeled. On the table she starts a light touch. And I enjoyed the brief teasing she initiates. There's a mouth at my ear. A whisper. And I retrieve the $ tip. I make myself comfortable as she steps out. Up until now, the session is like clockwork. Then the door opens. Closes and most importantly I hear a distinct click of the lock. She returns with an electricity. Her dress/skirt does not do her body justice. But her frenetic mood evokes a memorable feeling. Closing with pleasing massage and a long and sly embrace.

Visit 2: Sky

An Elevator to a humorously tiny doorway landing and I am facing another doorbell. Pretty Korean Yumi opens the door and leads me down to a room. She asks for the $70 fee. My first impression is "low ceiling" but as I pay closer attention I realize that this is the nicest of the 5 or 6 spas I have ever visited. Everything looks new. And clean. And cared for. Shower is playful and relaxing. In the room, light touch. My hands show my interest and with $ she says the magic words "I'll be back baby. " Back at the table, she's comfortable and gives a light kiss. Something between a peck and a kiss. The first of many light kisses. Otherwise, I sense a bit of a script and her efforts are not working. So she drops the recipe and lets me enjoy her company. Again we close with a nice massage and a lovely satisfying hug.

Visit 3: Sky

Up until I reached Dupont on this day. I hadn't decided yet between Mist and Sky. The session at Mist was notably great; but the facility at Sky was tops. My decision came down to where I parked and their facility. Sky again. April, with a very hot body, greeted me at the door. She took my hand and I followed into the designated room. Same fee. In the shower she lathered me well and I exited even more sparkling than when I entered. Again, same light touch, my hands show the same keen interest. She leaves and then returns. Immediately I recognize the formula. Perhaps April and Yumi went to the same school. Except. Oh. Well that is interesting. Interesting at first but a bit annoying eventually. And it's not her fault. I start to wish I choose Mist instead. But April's body is incredible, maybe worth the cost of admission alone. I guess I'm easy to please. Closing with a short massage and unique shoe technique.

Visit 4: Mist

The past three visits each brought something new. Last visit opens with MMS answering and putting me in the same room as last time. "Hmm, a little smaller than I remember. Same nice high ceiling" A knock and she, I forgot to ask her name. Arrives; again gorgeous. Shower is playful. Back in the room, I am hopeful she takes the same approach as Joanne from the first visit. At first, yes. Same light touch. "Everything". She slips out. Unfortunately she follows her formula most strictly. A beautiful dancer who doesn't trust her partner to move in the appropriate direction. I understand why. But at the moment it disappointed. Worst however is there was no closing massage. I suspect it was a busy day. Sigh.

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So at this point I'm pretty even between Mist and Sky. Both have beautiful women who more often than not follow a script. Sky has a nicer facility overall and an elevator. But the high ceilings at Mist gives the place a less clinical ambiance.

 

[Yellowdog]

With apologies in advance to those who don’t care what turns me on, I offer this review on a recent experience.

I had a hankering for a Cookie at Rio . Tried to call for an appointment but couldn’t raise them by phone. In an abundance of caution, seriously considered not going but the yellow fever was running high. Arrived only to find that Cookie was “on vacation” and Paula was out shopping. Back up position was LL’s Bobbie. Unfortunately she was busy. Decided to pass on Nana and headed down the road.

Next stop Mini. I drew Bunny who is very aptly named. She is 5’ 4”, 115 lbs, maybe 27, very fit with enhanced 35 Cs and long silky jet black hair. This is one sweet girl with a very pleasant disposition. Bunny lived up to her name.

LARS™ 8 across the board.

Lax