Massage Parlor Reports

[Stephbiatchxxx]

By far the best AMP in DC that I ever visited outside of Thailand was the one that was across from the verizon center, next to the irish bar/behind Burger King.

I consulted a few blocks from there. They had 19-22 yo consistently who did FS and gave GFE including Rimming. The good old days. In Fact they gave out a card like you get a subway where if you buy 10 sandwiches you get the 11th Free! Awesome.

The one they opened up near 1223 has mostly older women in their 30's. Too old for tastes. I can get that anywhere.

Has anyone tried take out service from the Asians advertising in the City paper online? Age/FS?

 

[Nikonf5]

Went Mist and had a great time with a provider. Recommended her and the location to my friend. He indicated that the service wasn't the same. He's older, not as fit, and not as talkative. Remember, they are people too. If you dress a little nicer, keep yourself groomed a little better, and treat her like a friend instead of "just another provider", you're likely to get a little bit more than just the minimum.

 

[Marie]

Anyone have any suggestions as to where I might spend a few hours in Verizon Center area. I've got a few hours to kill tonight and am not to familiar with this part of the DC area. A nice AMP would be nice.

Thanks

 

[Pompal 09.]

14K It was hit by local LE after an investigation turned up they have no license. From what I know no one was arrested they were told to lock up and leave. Nothing at all like what happened two years ago!

AJ

 

[MrRawr]

Hi,

I have been to AMPs for awhile now. I am looking for something different, perhaps non-asian I guess.

Anyway I was at ero dc and came across some "body rub" ads. Can anyone tell me what exactly it is?

Thanks a bunch!

 

[kayla_b_323]

You sir just made my day!

Right after reading this post I called up and sure enough they answered and I set my appointment. Got there and was greated by a nice little petite girl with a big smile and big hair. She led me to the room and after the usual discussion of what was wanted I hit the table shower. She was VERY thorough when it came to the backside which felt a little different but I wasnt complaining. After the shower we went back to the room and I relaxed a bit. She started with a very light massage, basically jusr grazing her fingertips over my skin. It tickled a little but felt nice. As she was doing that I gently started rubbing her body and started declothing her. Right after that she began the BJ and wrapped her legs around my head. Now I am up and at attention and she is ready as well. I get up, she lays down and the real fun begins. After about 5 minutes we switch and she starts the ride. It felt GREAT!

At the end she got up, got dressed, left the room for a second but told me to stay relaxed. So I did. When she came back she began giving me a real massage and man was it good. She had very firm hands and she was very strong for someone her size (I am 6'4 and 270lbs so I'm not a small guy, I can appreciate a woman with strong hands) and after a 15 minute massage it was over. I don't know if it was because it was a Sunday or what but for some reason this time just felt amazing and this time they actually spent about 45 minutes with me total and there was no rushing or anything. I felt relaxed and stressfree and it just made the whole experience that much better.

So to Gregsurbey, thanks a lot for the review. Because of your post I was able to cap off my weekend with a great experience.

Cheers fellas.

 

[Praxis]

LOL.

Great idea, Lex. Tell me, though, what about taxation? I'm just sayin. I would vote for ya, but don't they need to pay taxes like the rest of us? (those of us who actually 'pay', that is.)

Btw, my check is in the mail.

Selah!

 

[Dreams]

Joson,

Good first review. But RTFF. You will see that there are two 1333's-- on on M St and on on Green Court. The Green Court AMP is on the first floor; the M Street AMP is four out of breath floors up. For interpretation of RTFF click on "Abreviations" above.

 

[Victoria R]

Fellars, be careful if you're headed to Dopont Cir. area. The place on 1333/conn. got busted over the weekend. They don't have anyone there but mms answering the telephone. Anyone need more info. PM me.

 

[EventNewYork]

On several occasions (mostly in California), I encountered girls in AMPs who claimed to be Japanese. Finding a real Japanese girl in an AMP is rare, even in Hawaii. From my experience, upon closer examination, they were actually ethnic Koreans who were either born and raised in Japan or lived in Japan for an extended period and spoke both Korean and Japanese. Often, they seemed to be genuinely conflicted over their own identity, whether Korean by their lineage, or Japanese where they were raised.

Since most AMPs are run by Koreans, these girls who are a blend of Korean and Japanese don't seem to fit in well with their 100-percent Korean coworkers. A 100-percent Japanese girl who doesn't speak Korean would have a difficult time working in most AMPs.

I can second PussProwler's comments, many Japanese women are shy about exposing their private parts, but there are exceptions. You generally have to be their BF, though.

The Korean/Japanese blends, though have provided some amazing GFEs in AMPs. There used to be one at Downtown that would rock your world, especially if you were lucky enough to get the room that had the king size bed!

 

[Pompal 09.]

The old location for Happiness was 524 10th street. The last time i was there it was closed. Does anyone know whether it reopened or maybe moved.

 

[Harry P]

1. About 2. If the gay bar is rockin, they may leave early.
2. House fee is $60 for the hour. If you plan on asking your provider for any extra services, please go to the DC All Topics > reviews of Distinction thread and scroll down until you see a review titled "Basic AMP practices and background." Click on that link and read. It has been updated to current pricing in DC Metro. ...and that is what you should expect to spend - max.
3. NO. This is DC Toto, you aren't in Kansas any more--you are not safe walking around at night. ...and not since they started excavating the parking lot in front of the place...
4. That depends on if the one they send in works for you. If not, they usually have a couple more that might work. Damn hard to get a lineup at that place.
5. Unfortunately for you, local custom on this board is to read first and ask questions that aren't on the board. Our theory is simple: If you give a man a fish, he will spend the rest of his life begging you for more fish. OTOH, if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for the rest of his life.

Well Jimb0, welcome to the DC board. Others may tell you that I was feeling pretty mellow tonight. They do not exaggerate. Since I did give you a straight answer to your numerous questions on your first post, I sincerely hope your second post will not be more questions, but rather a trip review about the hot little spinner that waxes your pole late tomorrow night. I'll be watching for it!

LL

PS Sorry Chaz, my heart wasn't in it tonight. Maybe Van or Lax have some kind words for JimmyFiveK?

 

[Tam Tam]

Star spa
Cici
Very good massage
PM for details

 

[MichealTracy]

LOL - thanks!

 

[Toss that Yeyo and Run]

Always take the table shower!

That is the best ice breaker there is!

JJ

 

[Cathy S]

Took a walk down to Star this afternoon. Interestingly I had been in this exact location several years ago but had went to the 2nd or 3rd floor. I remember it being a so so experience. Anywho, Mama presented to me the Susie card and I gladly accepted. During the thorough wash she said to me 'I love you' and then very quietly said 'for an hour...' made me laugh inside! I don't know about you guys but I don't really like the fake talk! The massage was short and thorough but the dessert was amazing. Had a bit a smokey problem about her but otherwise an enjoyable trip. Might try to take a trip to Green tomorrow afternoon as this will most likely be my chance at the AMPs. Moving on to other areas...

Superdude

 

[Shazman]

Right. I wonder if anything in particular happened that caused the complaint for Young's. Maybe somebody in the neighborhood found out it was an AMP. Maybe competition called in the complaint.

 

[Yadira from LA]

If they were working with LE, then mamasan would've let you in and snare you.

I'm curious to know exactly what did the LE say to you? How could you get in trouble if you told them you were just going to get a massage?

Your post is not making much sense to me. For all I know you could be LE. So I'm not go into details what happened when I went there 2 months ago.

 

[IndigoBlue]

WTF?

Your point is?

You should go relieve some of your stress and review back!

 

[Pink Sugar]

Like you mentioned this situation has occurred before with the same result. Customer walks out.

I am curious if anyone asked them if the $170 was for "everything" in such a way that you did not sound inexperienced or like a cop. I have been to Chinese places; amp and condo, where you hand over fee and tip first then get service. The service I was fully expecting...

I can't imagine Jasmine is going to charge $170 up front for a massage then the girl negotiates in the room for extras after TS and massage. That's just crazy! Who could possibly be paying 270, or 370 dollars for a 45 minute encounter? For that kind of money you better be travelling all around the world, at your convenience, and the girl looks like Lucy Lu!

If it is as I expect, only 10 more than the usual fare but asking for it in advance so someone may charge the entire encounter on their Visa, it is not that crazy. Just an amp trying to make a little more cash...

But, I am not willing to gamble $170 for just a massage at this point...