Massage Parlor Reports

[XxKarToonxX]

Here's a example

Happy Hunting
AJ

 

[Margaret]

Lax, Lemme guess... "Nana Number One..."

Kinda surprised me you actually posted that tidbit. I think I will avoid Rio for a week or two, at least until everyone has a go at her. Not too hard for me to be cool, reserved and nonchalant about Nana--I have a little 5'4" ace in the hole. (Well, to be more accurate--I've had ace in her hole, and everybody involved liked it -- a LOT!)

Milkman - Thanks for the kind words {Shucks}

I just keep wondering when and where, but I swear I have had a session with mamasan Paula sometime in my sordid past...

LL

 

[Tim Cockhold]

Au contraire. If you have intel on a place or provider to AVOID, that is worthy news. You could save a brother a bad experience.Very cool. Do the place a favor, when you find it, enjoy the fruits, but don't post the location on the open forum. The place is too busy now and is surely attracting unwanted attention.

...and thanks to you and your bud for the props. It is nice to feel appreciated.

Now on to my next thought:I have been telling you guys that there are about four or five great AMPs operating in the city right now. Neverland is not all we have, and I have the PMs to prove it.

And Lax, did you happen to see a rabbit with a pocket watch? If you do, be careful, he'll grab the girl from you every time...

D.A.M.,
Welcome. Great start. You may get some PMs asking for the location. While I realize you are a noob here, I suggest a policy of answering only those who, like yourself, have submitted trip reviews, not reviews asking for information or the like. When you left-click on a screen-name, a menu comes up, and one of the options is to "Find more posts by..."

Oh yeah, can you give my regards to Bruce and send me a PM with the name of that AMP? Thanks,

LL

 

[Talon]

Strange but at least two other sites have had reports saying Golden Nails has got something going on again. I was wondering if anyone could confirm here. Yes, yes I know I could go find out myself but its worth asking.

 

[ideas]

Fellas, I was able to pluck another Rose at another location.

Very pretty, probably around mid-30s, and with real handfuls of frontal assets. Friendly and with a take-care-of-you attitudue. Only thing was that she kept asking me about my relationships and when I'm gonna get married. I'm not really into that. But otherwise, this is a definite recommend. She thorougly used all her tools for the massagi, which included BL, and gave AR both before and after the flip - though admittedly, it was by far not the best AR I've ever had.

Strange thing was the fee. I gave the full $.6 right up front, but she came back and gave me .1 for change, telling me that the fee is $.5. Afterwards I gave her .2 as tips for her great service and honest business.

I'm not going to mention location here, but vets can PM for info.

Well, fellas, this is probably my last review in DC as I will be relocating to NYC. Lucky coincidence for me since the scene is really going downhill in DC. After I get settled in at NYC, I'll be doing research and recon. The hobby must live on. Vets, please feel free to PM me if you ever visit NYC.

Stay safe, fellas.

 

[Quizzard]

So you've met the frolicking fairy sprite LL... Very cute and I think she'll grant you wishes if you make her wings sprout...

 

[Nan Hawthorne]

$160--maybe in DC, but in Nova and Md. it is now $180. Hard to find in DC these days, too. Also, if you are a regular, it is good business in many ways to slip the manager $20 from time to time. You get points--sometimes extra time, sometimes extra love.

In most boards you earn your respect from the other posters by sharing information. I think we need to rethink this practice on this board. Too many hostile eyes may be reading.

As new spas come on the scene, especially if they turn out to be good, I think it best to keep them under the radar. Just saying......

 

[Carrie K]

I'm wondering if you posted this to the correct site for a couple of reasons. First, you are talking about locations in NOVA, but posted to the DC board. Second, you do realize that a stallion is a male horse, right? And if you had a FS session with a stallion-type Asian, you were having gay sex, right?

 

[Gemini]

In her review for TBD titled "Dupont Asian massage parlor closes, angering johns," Amanda Hess quotes you in the sixth paragraph of her story. I guess we can draw two conclusions from this: (1) They're capable of reading, and (2) they read this site (probably because they themselves can't get laid and hate knowing that the rest of us can). Of course, a glance at her photo on the TBD site and one can surmise that she and her compatriots are man-hating lesbians and similar types. The text accompanying her photo says "I moved to the District of Columbia in 2003 to get my degree in creative writing. I am now lucky to be gainfully employed-particularly at TBD, where I'll be reviewing on LGBT issues, sex crimes, and the oddity of local fornication. I started covering the sex and gender beat for the Washington City Paper, where I wrote about the D. C. Police department's attempt to stop a rape victim from getting a rape kit, and Catholic University's attempts to stop college kids from getting laid. ."

(Hmmm. She seems to resent CU's "attempts" to stop college kids from getting laid, but sees no hypocrisy when it comes to her attempts to stop working guys from getting laid.)

 

[Pompal 09.]

DC is done. 1818 was the last of the old ones. I believe it was Asian only before it advertised as IHC back in the mid 1990s. This is a sad turn.

 

[Shazam]

Yes it is open!

 

[jammin7000]

Went to Green location after some positive reviews on Misha, had called ahead for appointment. Other reviews pretty much on target, just adding a couple of observations:

She had a bit more mileage than I usually like (would put her close to 40) but has a good tight, natural body, soft Bs. Overall looks at 7, with body 8 and face 6 for my taste.

Level of service is very high, would give it 8.5 out of 10. Very aggressive in trying to please, not a shrinking violet or geisha. She dropped to her knees for BBBJ and stayed with it for some time. At some point she got me on the table and continued BBBJ and slid on condom deftly, I wouldn't have known if not expecting it. She climbed on for cowgirl and I had to slow her down to avoid coming too fast. She was very affectionate in mish and I finally had a nice climax. Small amount of LFK.

Afterwards a strong full massage and took up most of the hour. So nothing to complain about in terms of service. Given the circumstances in DC not a bad time, but I may hold out for a lower-mileage model. Given the voices I heard outside I assume maybe 2 other girls working, it seemed fairly busy at midday. How about some reviews, guys? I showed you mine, how about yours?

 

[Spydr]

I'm headed to DC this week from the Midwest...staying near Dupont Circle. I have searched the thread and know there are some massage opportunities near there, but I don't see enough specifics to know where or contact information. Would appreciate a bit more help.

Thanks a lot.

M

 

[James M]

Washington DC is at the edge of my one day trolling area. I've been putting off making an expedition until I've had a nice block of time and money and maybe a lot of jism stored up. But I just heard that an interestingly reviewed masseuse (or someone with the same name) was at a Washington DC spa for a very short time only. So off I went. (She had apparently worked at 3 or more other massage parlors I've patronized, but I hadn't seen her.)

My train pulled into DC's Union Station a bit before 1 PM, about 5 1/2 hours after leaving Wamassageplanet.netury, Connecticut. There is a metro station right there which gives me access to all the massage parlors in Wayward 1's list of spas which has addresses and closest subway stop (see under reviews of Distinction). My walk there took me mostly through a well maintained middle class neighborhood, although I was conscious that my mostly caucasian ass was in the minority.

I had some trouble finding the exact address. I tried the locked door, then mamasan pops out of a back room and buzzes me in. "Have I been here before?" "No, I heard that ***** was working here." That got me in. It was a very clean and nicely appointed facility. I waited in a lounge for about 20 minutes, then ***** comes to the lounge and leads me to the room. "You remembered me!" "No, I heard that ***** who worked at Nirvana was really hot, if you're the same one." "Yes, that's me."

She takes me to a small massage room with anime wallpaper, wax fruit, and black music playing. I slide my hand up her blue micromini and her ass feels really good. Her bra showcases her big boobies nicely. She seems fairly tall but it might be the high heels. Face and tummy are a bit rounded, but still sexy, and she has a light tan. She wants the house fee and tip up front - $160. Sure. I hand her the money and start stripping.

She wraps a towel around me and takes me towards the shower. The towel falls off in the hallway. "Careful." I put it back on and we go to a large tiled room with lockers and a table shower room off it. I lie facedown, hard before she even starts. She scrubs my back half quite well, with a nice sexy touch. I flip and she goes right for my dick, "nice cock." She washes it quite well then the rest of my front half almost as an afterthought. I sit up and she scrubs my face with a washcloth. I stand up and she dries me off. My hard on gets in her way a bit, but she works around it. I get a full cup of green mouthwash - must be the cheeseburger on the train.

Back in the room I lie on my tummy again. She massages my shoulders and back very hard. My butt gets pummelled by her calves, but it feels good. She grabs the muscles of my legs and squeezes. She bends my legs and actually cracks one of my feet. For the soft part she sits on my ass. Her skin is a little cool but it is silky smooth and just the right softness. She rubs her tits all over me. "That feels great."

"Turn over." When she puts the condom on, my dick is so swollen that it is uncomfortably tight. I deflate partly and she has to suck me back up - which she does. Her talented tongue feels especially erotic as it flickers around my balls and anus. She is about to go into CG when she decides I'm too big. (I'm really not that long though I might be a bit thick). So, anyway, I get on top and we do missionary. She is tight at first but soon gets looser and wetter. She seems to be enjoying it. I know I am. She bucks and moves her legs and pinches my nipples. I keep pumping away for a long time like I'm a young stud again.

I need to finish by hand because of a retarded ejaculation condition. She strokes it like a piston while I can't get over how pleasing her tits and ass feel to my hands. Finally I finish up for her while she plays with my nuts and nipples. Clean up with tissues and hot towel and then she helps me dress. She seems to want to see me again soon. Maybe she'll get reassigned to Connecticut.

Double Nickle

 

[Kelvin]

Hey Mike,

Take it from me, you DO NOT want to venture up another flight of stairs. I still have this picture burned into my head of an 80 pound skeleton of a grandma wearing a string bikini that could hardly stay on her frail body. And that was the girl in the OTHER room!

 

[Nightwind: Mwa ha ha!]

How is a seldom-poster supposed to earn the status to learn the location of Neverland when all these other AMPs start closing up?

WTF's post about Sun was dead on, I am pretty certain I actually saw him and his buddy during the incident he describes. I had the idea to go to Sun that same evening, in hopes of getting a couple more reviews under my belt, to respectfully try and earn Neverland status.

WTF and his buddy beat me to the door by about 50 yards and when I saw the lack of success they had, I knew that the Sun had indeed set.

At least I've got the memories of the famous B2B shower!

I think I've got 3 or 4 reviews under my belt, including some stuff from Rt. 1 in VA. Now I just gotta scroll back through the pages, find the master list and start over again. Who knows? I may discover new uncharted "lands."

I may end up TOFTT, along the way, but Neverland shall be mine one day!

A guy has gotta have goals, right?

 

[Laptop Jesus 2.0]

I am greeted by a Korean girl who is the very definiton of spinner. Short and petite with a boob job. She is definitely a hottie. I get ready for the massage and she just laughs at me and says no massage. I flip over and she kisses up and down my body and licks up and down my shaft then reaches for the condom. I ask for a BBBJ and she says she can't do it unless I pay more money. I ask how much and she says $40. I pay her the money and she gives me an awesome BBBJ. There's something about seeing a small girl take my entire dick all the way to the end, even if there is some teeth action. She then reaches for the condom again and I ask for BBBJ. She says this is the first time she's seen me and wonders if she can trust me. I say she can. She says she needs more money. I offer her $100. She says that she needs $500 all together to do something like this, but I tell her I only have $100 on me right now, but I will go to the bank and come back. We negotiate it down to $400 all together and we're off.

Holy shit she is an awesome fuck. I am going to blow too soon so I ask her to come on top, but this does not help because she begins to grind front and back, side to side, and in circles like a banshee. I tell her to slow down and ask if I can cum inside her. She says that birth control pills are expensive so I tell her I'll give her another $100. She agrees and I explode inside her. Holy shit it felt good.

She asks me what I want her to do so I said let's clean up. She gets off my dick and my semen is pouring out of her pussy back onto my dick. Awesome. We clean up and she asks for my ID while I go get the money from the bank. So I make the trip and come back with the money plus $300 more. I tell her I want another pop and she asks me for another $500, but I say let's do it for $300. She agrees and after some more BBBJ and awesome bareback fucking, I cum inside her again.

We exchange phone numbers again, but I have the feeling she is just looking for a sugardaddy and considers me as such.

 

[anonyamous]

Nice visit, saw my little Miki again. Nice time had by all.

8/8/8

PC out

 

[Mr Chill]

This would need to be a multi faceted approach.

I see three avenues. I will start with the most risky to least risky.

1. Sue the District of Columbia.

2. Fund city council members to run on a platform to stop prosecuting AMPs.


My preferred method however is the "District of Columbia AMP tax fund".
Hear me out.

One of us can create a website. ING Direct offers free money transfer. Also, I think Paypal offers money transfer for non-profits.

Everytime you get your world rocked by a fine Asian honey at green or * send $5 - $10 to a central account. All deposits would be displayed on the website by username. Once monthly we would send a tax check to the District of Columbia, to encourage a new massage parlor tax. All tax dollars are public knowledge. There would be no chance of long term corruption.

Our web site would display.

username tax$ MP
------------- ------- ----
Drofnalb $10 green
Ginger Man $5 vip
Alpha D $10 green
Drunker Irish $5 star
Ruffian $5 star


In Oakland the marijuana shops insisted on paying the city a tax. They volunteered. Now the marijuana shops are a revenue stream for the city (i.e. the city is vested in marijuana massageplanete success).

If we start this, we can eventually make it law. Add $5 - $10 to every visit. Most of you can afford it. Also, prices might go down. One of the reasons prices are so high now is the danger and risk factor of operations.

For instance if weed was truly legal the price would drop radically, the only thing weed smokers pay for is the risk premium.

IT IS TIME FOR A NEW AMP TAX!!! THERE IS NO PLACE BETTER TO START IT THAN HERE!!!

I am on speaking terms with several local Mamasan, If you know your Mamasan talk to her about it.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Yes, it was CoCo, but she may have learned it from another girl who I had it with first. CoCo was such a great student of her trade!