Massage Parlor Reports

[dfsadfagdagda]

Well, for them to make 170k a year which more than many and for them to have education, daaaaaamn, what a job, sir, what a job.

 

[Smelly Cat]

I went to the address listed (see reviews of Distinction) for IHC. I found an Immaculate Health Care on the right floor so I walked right in. There was a cute young black lady at the reception desk. I go, "I'd like a massage." She seemed quite displeased and responded, "You have the wrong office," or something like that. There was a corridor to the inner office, but I didn't see what was down it. Another young lady was in the corner of the front office. I did see a sign indicating they supplied home health care aides. I finally found the AMP reorted on in this forum around the corner from Immaculate Health Care, but it did not seem to have the initials IHC. It is probably not cool to draw attention to us mongers by too many of us walking into the wrong office. Does anybody else have any information on this apparent name glitch?

Double Nickle

 

[ChristianS]

Alright help me out here. I've always thought the standard rate is $. 6. That's. 6 for the house, and $ for the service. I've never paid more than this, and that was how much I paid about a month ago in my last dream. I went to 3rd floor M for the first time last night and was charged $$ total, . 6 for the house, and $. 4 for the service.

I went up and drew Suzy. Long curly highlighted/dyed hair. About mid 30s, and thin. Right away I gave the. 6 house fee. Then it was TS and massagi. At this point she asked for the service fee. I gave $ and she asked for. 4 more. This is certainly not the first time a girl has asked me for more money, so I tried to confirm the $. 6 total price with her. But she insisted it was $$ and asked "who told me" it was $. 6 total. I wasn't about to haggle over price while standing at attention inside an AMP after a massagi, so whatever, I just forked it over.

The experience was good but pretty standard. The TS wasn't even as "thorough" as the average. Afterwards, I told her I've never paid more than $. 6, and she said that "everybody's different". She's a nice and friendly girl, but the price eforum.xxx has me confused.

My last dream before this was only about a month ago. Did rates suddenly go up? Or does this particular place (3rd floor M) or girl just usually charge more? Help me out here. If rates have gone up, I might consider retiring for the time being.

 

[Tasha]

Since it's the holidays I have to share!

Just got out of MIST and here is my review:

Forget the four flights of stairs and take the elevator at Sky or even better. Go out to Alexandria to Peach on Backlick.

Mist today (my first time) : I should have walked out! Older lady (name can't even say but sounded like tishee) about 5'6" 38D took me into room and told me to undress, said she'd be back in a min. Took her about 15 (heard TS going so she must have had another customer). Finally got back took me through very rushed TS. Nothing special. Took me back to room and told me to lay down. Said she needed to go out again but be right back. Took her another 10-15 and gave me a very fast rub down. Told me to flip after like 5 min and I said I was not ready but she said no worries. Will take good care of me and so I let her go. Very quick HJ and then out the door. Said she needed more lotion. 10-15 min later she come back, rubbed a little lotion on my back, slapped my ass and said she needed to get a hot wash cloth. Yep folks. If you did not catch the pattern yet you will now. Back in about 10 with hot cloth proceeded to wipe me down and then left AGAIN! I got dressed, took back some of my tip money that was already left out, and proceeded to leave. Told her had to go to work. As I was leaving I did see other girls eating in the front room so not sure why she had to work two customers at once. Gave. 8 at the door and left. 4 (usually tip at least. 8 to 1. 0).

Sky: Always better than Jasmine which I stopped going to many times ago. Every time I go there is a different girl but they all are satisfactory. I'm never going to Mist again. Why walk up all those stairs. I often go right after work and never had to wait.

Peach on Backlick is my new fav especially on weekends. 6 to. 7 for the hour and the girls never look down at a. 4 or. 6 tip depending on what you want. So for 1/3rd less than DT you get a wonderful table shower, you lie on a professional massage table with proper cut outs and all the girls are CMT's and really no what they are doing. I often do construction on weekends so it is a real treat to have someone who actually is educated about massage. They walk on your back, pull your fingers and toes, pull a few other things too! The girls all speak perfect English too so you can have a conversation about your expectations. Hot towel and even after a happy ending, they do not watch clock, tell you to relax. Plenty of time. What more do you like? Unlike Mist where you dress yourself, and Sky where they "help" you a little. They fully dress you here.

Anyway Happy Christmas and Merry New Year!

PS. Anyone try the Russian's out in Bethesda lately?

 

[jordan g]

There are benefits to legalizing this, one main benefit is safety. There is no safety for the ladies, the gentlemen, and the location if something should go wrong. She cannot call the police, you cannot, completely compromising everyone's security.

Countries that legalize this usually tax the business owner for running this type of business. The business then runs according to government standards, (that usually set safety, and hygiene standards for the establishment) , and require the business to show proof that their employees are safe through blood tests.

But I doubt of any political movements holding ground any time soon on this issue.

 

[MeltandFlow]

I give, you win Box.

I hereby send up the white flag cause pissing uphill only gets your feet wet.

I had a great trip in LA. Nice weather and all.

BTW, any of you goto AC, careful of a SW named Kerri off Tennesse Ave. She may an oral STD issue.

Peace

 

[juikeTede]

That's right where it was!

 

[Alanna..x]

This index covers reviews of DC AMPS as found here on the board from January 2009 to March 2009.

Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.

Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of review - reviewers handle (*)

* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.

Previous review posted on 2/2/09

Star (1829 M st 2nd floor,ICM)
=========================
A - 3/24/09 - Corsair88 (-)
Bebe - 3/23/09 - ReaderX (+)
Bebe - 3/16/09 - Jake JJ 1492 (+)
Miki - 3/16/09 - Stun Gun (+)
Cici - 3/11/09 - Harry Plopper (+)
Tina - 3/2/09 - Amonger (?)
Jenny - 2/23/09 - Oldrasputin (+)
Sunny - 2/19/09 - Harry Plopper (+)
Tammy? - 2/19/09 - Ampamp72 (?)
D - 2/18/09 - Kaiserguy (?)
D - 2/16/09 - Bobby M (+)
Soolah - 2/11/09 - Trvlr42 (+)
Sunny - 2/10/09 - Oldrasputin (+)
Bebe - 2/9/09 - Grlwatcher13 (+)
Diana - 2/8/09 - Gern (+)
Diana - 2/7/09 - Corsair88 (+)
Bebe - 2/5/09 - Jojo565 (+)
Diana - 2/5/09 - New Cruiser (+)
Bebe - 2/2/09 - MikedD (?)
Bebe - 1/31/09 - Big Daddy Don (?)
Jenny - 1/30/09 - Jericho (+)
Bebe - 1/30/09 - Butternutter (?)
Bebe - 1/28/09 - Jake Jj 1492 (+)
Jenny - 1/27/09 - Russian Mong (+)
bebe - 1/21/09 - Pablo (+)
Julie - 1/19/09 - Big Daddy Don (+)
Bebe - 1/14/09 - Loopy De Loop (+)
Bebe - 1/13/09 - Ginger man (+)
Bebe - 1/13/09 - Tidad (+)
Bebe - 1/13/09 - Yetanotherone (+)
Julie - 1/8/09 - Strata (+)

Orange
======
Ava - 3/24/09 - Gemini1975 (+)
Jade - 3/24/09 - Ginger Man (+)
Ava - 3/21/09 - Sleazebum (+)
Lynn - 3/4/09 - CsInControl (+)
Yoyo - 2/11/09 - Trvlr42 (+)
Choi - 1/22/09 - Jake Jj 1492 (+)
Jachia - 1/10/09 - Big Daddy Don (-)
Dora - 1/6/09 - Roamin Roman (+)

Mystic
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??? - 3/24/09 - Sleeping Bag (-)
Lucy - 3/19/09 - Soxxmann (+)
Hannah - 3/18/09 - Rogoh (+)
no answer - 3/8/09 - Harley Dude 29
Nana - 2/23/09 - Loopy De Loop (?)
address/phone - 2/23/09- -Loopy De Loop

Jasmines
========
Candi - 3/2/09 - Choboman (+)
Candy - 2/11/09 - Bobby M (+)
Cherry - 1/22/09 - Triple E (+)

H&H
===
??? - 3/19/09 - GreyHare (+)
Alex - 1/7/09 - Sushi Boy (+)

Vermont (Downtown)
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??? - 3/16/09 - Xsham (+)
Katie - 2/13/09 - Drunker Irish (+)

Rio
===
??? - 2/22/09 - Xsailor (+)
??? - 2/21/09 - Exclient (+)

Gold (IHC,Mini,1818)
=========
2/11/09 - closed by cops - A John

1829, 3rd floor (sun)
===============
Sheila - 1/9/09 - Katoeymonger (-)

Eastern Star
============
Mickey - 2/11/09 - Qasian (+)

VIP
===
??? - 2/27/09 - Exclient (N/A)


Not Enough Info
+++++++++++++++
???
==
Meena - 3/6/09 - Any Mouse (-)
Julie - 3/7/09 - Ruffian (+)
??? - 3/14/09 - Chris Stick (+)

Outside the city
================

BT (md)
=======
Mina - 1/20/09 - Computer Luvvv (+)

NYC
===
??? - 3/7/09 - LoveLOS (+)

Closed Locations
================
info about accufitness - 1/1/09 - A John

Wayward One

All described acts should be read as interactive fiction

 

[Ashley .]

My main squeeze is out of town, so I ventured up to 14th Street for a little therapy. I asked for a new girl, and was told 'Everybody new. '

I drew Bebe, who was very nice. She is young (she says 26, and can pass), pretty, tall for a K-girl, small perky and natural up top, and with more of a backside than most K-girls. This is all good to me.

She is just in from Atlanta, her first DC stint, she says. Everyting was fine. When I lay on the table she said "Relax, enjoy, take your time. " Amazing, she read my mind! She had a passive, but attentive way about her.

We went through all forms of therapy, I had put my contribution on the table right away so she knew what to do. She was so good, and I had to use mind control to keep the session going (I thought about an awful woman at work, and that extended the activity on and on).

Good customer service, if circumstances allow, I will repeat.

 

[Pompal 09.]

While it's possible, I really doubt most of us have to really worry about any of these events occurring from a visit to the massage parlor.



I hope you aren't saying that just because these girls work in such establishments that their PERSONAL lives (i.e. what they do outside of the workplace) need to be posted on this forum?

Despite your denial, yes, it is considered damaging someone's life if you make their life difficult. Throwing accusations around can be considered slander.

And how exactly is working at a massage parlor an act of putting their personal lives in the spotlight? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. What they do on the job should be put in the spotlight. You, of all people, should know that.

Maybe Kimchi should follow through with his suggestion and post your picture so we can have great conversation about it, while at the same time you can personally be linked to this site forever. Wouldn't that be ironic. After all the attention-starved posts you've submitted to this forum, you'd finally be in the spotlight yourself.

 

[Scenester]

Well, to kick off the long weekend, I decided to take the chassis into one of DC's service stations on Saturday. The technician who helped me clearly wasn't a rookie, but also wasn't one whose last job was working on Model Ts. Probably had about 45 years of experience, though. I arrived about a half-hour after they opened, but they were able to take me in right away. The technician said they weren't busy the day before (Friday) and didn't expect to be too busy this day, either, due to folks being out of town for the holiday weekend. Overall, the whole service must have taken a bit more than an hour, but only one other customer arrived while I was there.

Started out with a wash (included gratis with the visit), just to remove the dust, and then went to one of the service bays for the wax, plus a lube, oil, and tune-up, which included treatment of the fuel-injection system with Balanced Bidirectional Barometric Jumpers (Car In Motion).

Some service stations have raised their rates (. 8), but this place still has the old rates (. 6) in effect. I was very satisfied and will probably be bringing the chassis in for regular maintenance. Standard tip to the technician. All in all, I rate as follows:

Station
Cleanliness: 8.5
Friendliness: 8.5
Staff: 8 (i.e., fewer 'style' points, but more 'experience' points)

Technician
F: 7
B: 8
A: 8.5
S: 8.5

I may have an extra coupon, so Seniors and trusted Regulars who are interested or need further details can send me a PM.

R::R

 

[Turbo]

Real old timers will remember her from Rainbow, years ago. She had very long hair then. She can give a HARD massage, a very good one too.

 

[I Cheetah All The Time]

The higher the bar is raised he high they will try to raise it. It happens all the time and service depends on the lady and how you hit it off with them. If she things you are new or a sucker she will tell you "everyone gives more". My favorite is when you give what they want and ask for a little something extra and they resond "next time", knowing next time they wll bein another place or state.

Best to stick to the standard unless the service is a cut above. t is good to over tip those who deserve because they have stepped up and provided without an ultimatum.

 

[spiderking88]

This is true. Downtown used to be just a run-of-the-mill spa until that girl got murdered there. After it hit the news, business tripled and then came the days of the 9-girl lineup... HWC also got a lot more business after news of their bust a couple years ago.

 

[Harley Drive]

Hoo boy, looks like I opened up a can of worms. First, let's clarify my posts. If you think I'm backpedaling, just quote any of my posts and point it out.

1. I never suggested that we should be paying $250.
2. I never suggested we should be paying a flat rate that's higher than $160.

Here is what I said. I said that if there's a great girl at an AMP, we should:

1. Spread information about her instead of being selfish.
2. Pay her an extra $20 as incentive to stay.

Do you see what I'm getting at? The girls that make money stay in DC. The girls that don't make money leave. How much money each girl needs to make to stay is different and is directly related to how good looking she is and how well she takes care of the customer.

An ugly hag who doesn't bother to brush her teeth and rushes everything obviously does not have as high a requirement as a plastic girl filled with botox and silicone who goes the extra mile for each person she sees.

So my two suggestions work two-fold.

1. Spread information about her instead of being selfish.

This leads to more customers seeing the hotter girls while the hag leads to losing those customers.

2. Pay her an extra $20 as incentive to stay.

The hotter girl makes more money than the hag, which not only helps the hotter girl fill her "money requirement", but also creates jealousy from the hag as she is only human.

So what happens? The hag leaves and is more likely to be replaced by a hotter girl than another hag.

And to address some other comments.

Big Daddy Don, Korea's not a third-world country, at least not the type of "third-world shithole" you have in mind. They may still be listed as third-world on some academic lists, but trust me, they are not on the level of Somalia or Columbia, nor are they even on the level of China or India. Furthermore, LE pressure in DC is STILL less than what it is in New York and Atlanta. So that's not the reason for lack of superior talent. IT'S THE MONEY.

And "they get paid enough" is not an excuse. Let's say, Big Daddy Don, that you made $100,000 a year. Despite what you may think, that's pretty good. That's well above average. What if we decided to just freeze your salary just because "$100,000 is good enough". I doubt you'd enjoy it. In fact, you'd probably find a job somewhere else.

Yup, that's exactly what's happening right now with AMP girls.

Phoenix, it's great that you don't think they are worth $250 or more. I agree, which is why I specifically stated that in my post. But you are wrong in that "NO MAN" will pay for it. And it's also wrong to personally attack the girls for it They have control over their own schedules and make more money than they can in an AMP because there are plenty of people who feel they are worth it. Not you. Not I. But other people. So why should they just go back to working under a mamasan at an AMP taking $160?

Also AMPs did not die out in California. At least not in the sense you are thinking of. As I've already mentioned, the girls have moved onto Apartment AMPs where they make $100 for half an hour or $140 for a full hour. Meanwhile, here in DC, we complain (not saying it's right or it's wrong) if we are sent out after 30 minutes even though we paid $160. So let's think about this. Girls who don't mind travelling can either make:

$100 per 30 minutes

or

$100 per 60 minutes

Which would they choose? Fortunately for us, most girls are either scared to travel by air or it's too much of a hassle since they already live on the East Coast. They exist, but if it was to the full extent, we'd see a mass exodus to the West Coast.

Think about this. The girls we see in DC that come from LA are one of the following:

1. Girls who are scared to work in Cali due to husband/boyfriend/family.
2. Girls who can't make the cut in Cali working at the typical $160HH/$200H AAMP, and have to work at DC-AMP rates anyway.

I AGREE with the rest of your post, though. $160 is the minimum. If the service is average or below average. YES, JUST TIP $100 AND THAT'S IT. If the girl is GOOD or GREAT, just tip that extra $20!


Drew Park, the Chinese condo is still a horrible alternative in my opinion. In my opinion, the girls are ugly and old. To top it off, they are $160 (or is it $180?). For $160, you can go to DC. Okay, a little far? Fair enough. You can just drive two minutes down the road and go to Asian Privacy or Angel Exotics, which have a whole lot better looking women who give better service.

 

[blackboi]

What is this flood of noobs coming in here asking for info WITHOUT posting their own experiences???

To one and all noobs herein:

READ THE FUGGING FORUM!!!

GO SOMEWHERE AND DO SOMETHING!!

POST YOUR OWN reviewS!!!

Do these things in the order given and MAYBE you will gain some basic respect and trust around here.

DO NOT COME BACK UNTIL YOU ARE READY TO POST YOUR OWN reviewS!

JJ

 

[Nero]

Please PM me with info on places in NoVa where young ladies are working (20-30)???? I don't care about service, just want some young fresh meat, bit tired of same well aged steak that is everywhere

 

[froggie88]

LL, Bench,

Is that a prerequsite for the RT? LOL or some hair is ok?

PC out

 

[Talltail]

Dang it - I try to review on new things but those that do contribute, do a fine job of it. Original post by PP here: http://www.massageplanet.net/forum/showpost.php?p=535040&postcount=2584

My review does not differ greatly: TS was good, paid attention to all the right spots. Massage was average at best. Attitude was not poor but not very excited neither. Had a hard time finishing however I was surprised that this seem to illicit some interest in her - switched to mish to make it as comfortable as I could while jack hammering away - and her fake moans from before seemed to turn to real ones - while this might have been total acting to get me to pop, it was convincing and eventually after much sweatiness I popped. After this experience her attitude improved significantly with some LFK and cuddling. Even started singing some Mariah Carey that was playing on the radio.

A few comments about IHC - no gate or $5 charge when i went at 11pm. And just like last time I went there, some significant SW activity which I will review in SW section.

And with regards to BBBJCIM review by Chaz - when she said "are you trying to kill me, you cum in my mouth" she wasn't referring to choking on your cum, she's referring to you giving her AIDS.

 

[jack h]

Jasmine closed temporarily for renovations sign said today.

I nded up at

1. Star
2. Angie
3. B Experience B Value
4. First time there.