Massage Parlor Reports

[Adelle]

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ers/386229295.html
(202)293-9360.

I was in DC on Monday and decided to check out the Gold Spa as advertised on Craigslist. I was hesitant to go to a spa on craigslist for fear of them being a sting target and the girls being overworked and giving bad service. Well the night started off bad cause as I was approaching the entrance and passing the strip club this bum ask me if I need help I say no. I diddn't realize he followed me all the way to the entrance of the spa. I got buzzed in and he was saying something along the line of "I work for these guyz tell me what you need" I shut the door after being buzzed in behind me and the asshole finally left. Mammasan asked if I had been there before and proceeded to lead me to a room. In followed June a 30 something tan brunette, she was wearing small boy shorts and a bra. June collected the .6 for house fee and then told me to undress, what followed was an unenthusiastic table shower and massage. She proceeded to ask me if I wanted everything & then June said she wanted the fee upfront. I was semi hesitant because so far the service hadn't been anything special but then I started thinking with the small head. $ was the standard fee but she kept asking "Mo money, honey." I told her that that was all I had so she said to tip better next time. What followed was some ball licking, CBJ & 69. I came and not because she did a good job but because it had been awhile, I was really hoping for more positions. June then cleaned me up and sent me on my way, but not before Mammasan told me "If man bother you, you tell him your a regular." All in all Mammasan was friendly enough and I'm sure sure YMMV very with June, but I would not repeat.

 

[Nancy M]

Hello

Trying to get back in the scene but looks like my timing couldn't be worse. Walked by my old haunt New World Spa, but they are tearing the building down. So I doubt they will ever be open there again.

Tried Sun, but I think I'm at the wrong door. Finally figured out the address, but the only thing at that room number is a white door, a buzzer taped to the wall, and no number above the door, so I'm guessing. Pressed the buzzer, but no answer. (Its the place right next to the restaurant, across from the 'back' side of MCI, right?

Went to 617, but all the parking spots in front were taken. I need to read when there is a convention in town. Paying $20 for parking wasn't what I wanted to do that particular day anyway.

Just saying hi, and thanks for the reviews. I used to post under the old DC, mpnet board, and found y'all migrated here.

The only info I can give is the street scene is pretty dead. If you want BSW, they come out around midnight. I saw one ok WSW by the Firehouse on 13th, she pops up around 11:00 or so sometimes. Blonde, a little thick, but not fat, actually decent looking, about a six. You can tell she used to be pretty hot, but has that crack hoe teeth deterioration starting.

There also used to be a really cute young greek/italian type looking girl who hung out with two BSW (young), but haven't seen them lately.

Hopefully will build enough rep here to learn the name of the Thai place. Only place that sounds worth it right now from the reviews.

 

[tessahcamille]

The place is open. It is the one above the ProVideo Shop. You gotta be buzzed in. It is one floor above an immigration lawyer's office.

I went there twice in the last two weeks. Got the same woman twice. Not bad but not great.

For a buck sixty you can get a massage, sauna, use of the restroom plus a blowjob and intercourse.

 

[Wishy]

Hmmm, between Rosslyn and New Carrollton, eh? Hey, wait a minute!

I found this a lot funnier than it really should have been. Must of been one heck of a walk.

 

[www.envylacewigs.com]

The Rose Garden was still closed at 5pm Saturday. The lock at the top of the outside stairwell gate is still in place. Thinking that perhaps Rose, Vivi (Bibi or Phoebe) and Sophie had possibly moved to recently reopened 520, I headed over there. Open, but I would have be better served by a locked door.

I ponied up the house fee at 520 even though there was no floral scene. Spent an hour with Nana and it was not worth the time, and certainly not worth the. 6 + 1. 0.

 

[spiritofthenight]

This happened to me at two AMPs on the same day in Reading, PA, and never any other time or place. Both providers were good, but not extraordinary.

 

[Doorstop]

Saiyen,

You were in the right vicinity but at the wrong place. You should have venture next door to the Royal court. If you like toned slender body, you ask for Hana. She is about 5'3, B/C with nice nips, slender, flat stomach, beautiful face, and gives one hell of a massage.

Don't mind the "pussy farts" in certain position with her, it's harmless. It surprised me at first but now I'm used to it. Oh, and she loves DATY.

Unfortunately, I am away right now so I can't see her as often. The Mamasan is very nice there.

Ian

 

[Daisy]

Mr Snipes,

Congratulations! It happened yesterday!!!

I read your post and thought, as usual, Oh God, G13, here we go, another shit ass review that is almost out there enough to make me take the bait. NO. Think LL, could there be a double meaning. Fuckin @! it should read about 50=50 either callous as hell or the guy has a brain and a heart. OK. LL, you know the drill -- Do not respond to anything he posts unless he makes his meaning clear.

Then today you clarified your meaning in the above-quoted review. Damn! G13/Mr Sinppy may have human emotions?!!? I sit transfixed re-reading the post =====> then VIOLA; it hits me! You have finally posted something with which I cannot quibble or find fault with. Sorry Wesley, I just cannot hope but marvel that as we both become seasoned on the board that we become more alike.





Uhh, sorry.


Didn't mean to scare you.


Really.



ROFLMAO.



LL

 

[IntenseDesire]

My rule is that I never go directly to my car after I visit any provider...AMP or escort. I don't know if it helps my anonymity, but it's just something I do.

I would never park in the alley to which you referred...too close for comfort.

Van

 

[soph]

This will be a fairly brief review...as was my dream.

Tried to follow in Freshly's footsteps tonight and called ahead for Coco. "She's available now," so I tell mama I'll arrive five minutes later. Cute 20-something girl answers and I say I just called...she doesn't give me her name and takes me to the room. Exchange brief greetings and provide the standard fee.

She comes back with change and I've already left the milk money by the little harley on the dresser. Half-ass, 5-minute TS follows. Get back and 5-minute massage. She pops the question and then proceeds to a 2-minute fingertip massage.

On the flip, she speaks some french and then puts on her cowboy hat. Woohoo, it seems it's going to be a wild ride...for three minutes. Barely 15 minutes in, she must have thought I was from Finland, because she started saying "you Finnish."

Before driving into the mission, I try to go in for a quick meal, but there's no food available. I go to play with her milkduds and again she starts talking about the people of Finland. Barely 20 minutes in, she says she wants to take things into her own hands...over in 30 minutes. Dressed myself and left.

Very limited, rushed, with little relaxation. This must have been Freshly's girl #1, as I doubt things could be this different with Coco. Think I saw the real Coco as I was leaving.

Also of note, they turned away folks at 12:20 saying they were full and too busy...but the place was empty. They asked me to close the door on the way out at 12:35...but closing time is supposed to be 2:00?

F - 8
B - 8.5
A - 4
S - 5 (6 if not rushed)
T - 3
M - 4

 

[C-is-for-cookie]

Also, bye bye to Michelle. We all saw that coming. Too bad, I thought she was good for the school system.

 

[Tino {20}]

I've done it a couple of times. They're still all about the money. Read the "Relationships with massage providers" thread to gain some perspective.

 

[Johnny]

Geographically speaking LI is part of NY. It is a great and big state. LI used to be part of NYC until the better class of NYC wanted to seperate from the city. If you ever looked at a map you would notice LI is an island that include two of the five buroughs of NYC.

 

[dottiesunfish]

This is a good model for newcomers out there. Just like this is okay.

 

[Seb]

"Most borrowers know a late payment or high outstanding balance can hurt their credit. But what about frequenting a massage parlor, retreading a tire, or visiting a marriage counselor? Such activities count, too, according to a suit filed by the Federal Trade Commission in federal court in Atlanta on June 10 against card issuer CompuCredit ..."


http://www.businessweek.com/magazine/content/08_26/b4090030423218.htm?campaign_id=rss_null

 

[Pompal 09.]

Try http://www.toronto-exotic-massage.com You'll find a nice one around 600 Dixon Road

 

[Deacon]

Recently went to v/y and saw Mae (May?).

Of some interest is the fact that she was not korean, but japanese; also for those who like the jungle, she had a very thick one.

Table shower: 6.5
Face: 6.0
Body: 6.5
Massage: 5.5

Standard fare with the table shower and attention to the proper areas; problem was that she just wasn't very enthusiastic; clearly did not want me to make full use of my hour's time; DATY was not permitted and she seemed irritated (and I have seen this before) that I even wanted to see the poonani; man that's what makes it all worth it for me!

And now for a rant:

As I age , I become more particular about my "requirements". One is I want my damn time that I paid for; don't keep telling me to come like you're impatient for it to happen. Also don't fake it so poorly that I think I'm watching a bad porn movie. OTOH, don't lie there with your eyes closed the whole time either - I know I'm just some dude, but you can bear to look at me a little.

 

[Jesus]

With apologies to Jackson for going off topic: you don't need to take the Chinatown bus to get to New York on the cheap. There are lots of reputable bus companies offering service between these cities for around $20, some with even wifi service, 110V outlets and leather seats. You can make reservations at busjunction.com. Check out this article:

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124528126290225307.html

You could even go sample the goods in the Big Apple at these kinds of prices. Hey, maybe this post wasn't off-topic after all!

 

[HarryWells]

Is this all for real? Has anyone been there or called since this afternoon?

I too have been entranced by Ruby. Just the right combination of cute and hot. And Susie is totally hot! I really hope this place is still open. Any real news at all would be appreciated.

Stay especially safe,

af

 

[nitwig//0]

Thanks everyone for all the great information here.

I'm in dc for a few months and I was hoping to find some action here, and I found it.

Because of all the posts here I decided to venture out and try to find mist.

There wasnt an address posted here, I'm pretty sure the reasons are obvious, but I managed to decipher the area, and from there I managed to find the spot.

I was a bit nervous. Most of the action where I'm from is in strip clubs. Didn't know how this whole thing worked.

Rang the bell. Older lady answered and invited me in, asked if I had been there before.

Said yes because I was nervous, and she showed me to a room.

Then a cute petitte girl came in, she said her name was Pink (could have been ping?).

She asked also if I had been there before and I said no. She asked if I wanted everything and I said yes. She said it was $.7 and I gave it to her.

She told me to get ready for the TS and left the room.

Not knowing what to do I just got undressed and layed down on the bed.

When she came back she said no, and then gave me a towel and took me to the room for the TS.

She took her time. Thoroughly washed me. It was kind of awesome. I felt like a king and she was my servant.

After that she took me to the room for the massage. Her massage was GREAT. Honestly I would have paid $.7 just for the massage. It was that good. Took her time and hit all the right spots.

Then she turned me over and the fun began. I'll spare you the details but she was good. Made some nice noise, at least acted like she enjoyed it. Some light kissing. She wasnt smoking hot but I like tiny petitte girls so I didn't mind.

Then at the end to top everything off she helped me get dressed! She went as far as putting my socks on for me. Great service. I was really treated well by this girl. I wanted to tip her extra but I brought the exact amount I had heard about on here.

Just a few questions:

Is it normal to pay everything up front? Or should I have paid the. 7 first and the $ after?

Also how do you guys make sure you don't get your wallet, cards, cell ripped off while you are getting a TS?

Thanks again for all the info. This was an experience I won't forget.