Massage Parlor Reports

[MarMar]

In my experience it isn't worth it. Everything's double; including the house fee. The BIGGEST downer is that despite everything being double, money- wise, you only get ONE 'ending'. That was emphasized to me from the very beginning. I partook in '2' at DT, back in their prime. Can't recall the second girls name, but one was named Linda. Both looked good 9/10- easily. Got the double TS-which was cool, as was the double massage. With one massaging the upper body, and the other from the waist down to the feet. The main event was where I had my complaints, as one girl just seemed to be doing 75% of the 'work' and the other just kinda lying there. They needed to much verbal direction for my liking.

Haven't tried it since.

YMMV

 

[~just me~]

so does anyone have info on if or where they moved too ?

 

[businessman95]

I am not sure how much the Roman God, Fellatio, paid for his receipt of "full service"; but, I bet it was a fair price.

By the way, how did you know that Fellatio received "full service" without reading the forum?

Van

 

[blinky42]

GOING to check Virgin Phones tonightl checking the condom, for what: the p feeling so much better I can cum? At this time, I am into it on such a level, nothing matters, ; atomic bomm, LE, wife walking in. The sound of my car starting and driving off would upset me.

 

[cleric]

BRD - That was one heck of a first post!

 

[sk8er dude]

I said in my last post that I've never paid more than $. 6, but I should have clarified that on occasion I have paid an extra. 2 as tip if I thought it was really an excellent job done. But having said that, I think the last time I did that was about a year ago. I only dream about once a month though. Anyway, that's why I bring more than $. 6.

But you're right, I need to learn to just say no when they straight up ask for more than $. 6. That was literally the first time I encountered that though. Plus I was just standing there "at attention" and so I just thought "f*ck it" and forked it over.

 

[MiXxeD]

LOL. Nice catch.

 

[Deke666]

Hey,

let us get back to talking about boobies and vaginas.

 

[MJ_Lover_OX]

Yeah because no one here has ever posted shit like "she asked for $.4 but I told her all I got was $." or no one here has posted "I only take inside $.6 total never more and leave the rest/wallet in the car".

You are so right I have never seen these kind of price fixing suggestions posted on this board.. I must have been dreaming or thinking of another forum.


/end sarcasm.

These previous posts are valid, even if the girl excepts less because you took in less or negociated down, they will move on to other more profitable areas because they tire of trying haggle with dudes over fair market value for services.

 

[Georgina.]

I assume you're talking about Silver Lining? You should put this in the Maryland forums, under Frederick. If you mean some other place, then you really should put it there, because the Frederick folks would like to know there's some new joint in town.

 

[FutureJournalist]

Mini over on NY by the "water" club closed down?

Where's the new spot?

 

[Hong Kong Mike]

Gentlemen,

I would like to thank all of you for great support I've received while I was in DC area. Sorry to review that "brown door" is out of business for good and I'm also going to take some time off. I've been following this forum for some time and read a lot of good and some bad story about me. Thank you guys again but something about me not using rubber was total BS. I for one very concern about health and will be the last one to be in that situation. I'm planing to come back to DC metro area in near future. Guys, take care of yourself and hope to see you soon.

Nana

 

[soccer girl 22]

After reading the last few pages of posts I figured I would give Sky or Mist a try. I went to Craigslist and Backpage and the only one of the two that advertised was Sky. It gave the address so I tried there. I could not find the address or number or advertisment for Mist. I did some of the tourist thing for a while then tried to find Sky for later that night. I found the address and it did not look good. The only place opened in the building was a psychic reader. He said that Sky was shut down 3 days ago. (I guess since he is a psychic he know what I was there for.) Went to the old Downtown. It is now called Vermont Therapy. 80 for an hour and it did not look promising for later so I left. The place across the street from Archibalds was closed as well. The only other place was M street spa. On the 2nd or 3rd floor. It is now called Smile. You guys probably already knew that. It looked promising so I said I would be back later that night.

Later that night.

Went to Camalots. Nice place. Got there

 

[Free - T]

That this is not the Bebe we might expect! The new mamasan (at least the one I saw on Sat) is kind of cute.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Poor guy...you don't know what your missing! LOL

 

[blue ballon]

Is this the hazing process that everyone must pass? I have read much of this in the archives but have yet to experience it first hand.

Because my poor command of English, I am confused regarding the pork or bacon assertion. Does it have a negative connotation? By Golly, I just don't know... This English thing is much harder than I could ever imaging. Damn you, Babel! Damn you to hell!

N2

 

[Conway Twitty]

I decided to try asian mist today and all was fine and what I would expect in DC. Nice 30 year old Hawaiian masseuse took good care of me in the TS and also back in the room. Typical DC $.

 

[15 MoRe WkS 2 g0!!]

That is TOO funny. I had the same thing at Kims! Something about a zit that those good looking Asians can't resist!

Stay Sober

 

[Candice]

I saw an AMP girl a few times who washed her genitalia off with rubbing alcohol (full strength right out of the bottle) after we were finished. It obviously hurt her, and was painful for me to watch. Anyone else ever had the same experience?

 

[Heather]

Went to K street looking for Nana. "She on vacation." Arrrgh, not again! Anyone know where she is now?

Anyway, the mamasan tells me she has three nice pretty girls. I asked for their names and she just called them all out for a line-up. Man, I hate doing that. I don't think they care much for it either.

I picked Sarah because she was wearing green and her smile seemed most genuine. Very good choice. Sarah is very skinny, medium height (not a spinner), nice little natural B cups. She says this was her first day, just down from NY. Her English is quite good, she says she's been in the US for 15 years.

Off to the TS. Sweet. Good attention to the right places. I responded and I don't usually, not in the TS. She giggled and asked if I was happy. Obviously.

Very nice massage. Slow, strong and sensual. Her hands are wonderful. After a while she asked if I wanted everything, of course I said yes. She disappeared for a while, then came back.

I had rolled over in the meantime, but when she came back she says "Who said you could turn over?" I rolled back over to my stomach and she proceeded to rub up against me. All very sensual and unrushed. She was making me insane.

Finally I flipped. More rubbing and kissing, finally some nice language lessons. Went on to some mish where she was most enthusiastic. The more I pounded the more she seemed to like it. She's very verbal. Went on for a while but my arms were getting tired so we switched to doggie. She was still very enthusiastic. I could tell she was getting a little tired, and I was going crazy because the condom was keeping me from finishing, so I asked for manual assistance. Actually a good choice -- like I said, her hands are wonderful. She took her time and I had a very explosive finish. Wow.

She left to get a hot towel. The clean up was just as nice, slow, and sensual as everything else. Would definitely go back, obviously. But I'd still like to know if Nana is around somewhere.