Massage Parlor Reports

[Amir H]

Well it's been about three years since my last visit to the wilds of DC AMP's. That was because of the 20 miles I saved on driving and DC quality type service in Woodbridge and environs. But as you are probally aware things ain't what they used to be. So today I made a visit today to Royal. There sure is something about walking up a couple of flights of stairs to a AMP in DC. mostly the filth and trash says I'm a dump. Back in the day I used to be a regular patron at both Downtown and Dupont, both had stairwells that left a lot to be desired. BeBe was my 45 minute buddy today. Okay body and face but nothing to write home about. Table shower was everything you would want in one and I left the shower room squeaky clean and a place to hang my towel. Back at the room I laid out the usual five portraits of Mr. Jackson. But BeBe wanted another one to complete her collection. It kind of seems a lot of the women are pushing this pretty hard. Though it is not like me I just handed it over without complaint. Seems this is the future. Maybe they will use the extra cash for stairway beautification projects. The session continued with daty and covered french followed by reverse cowgirl. All in all pretty good but not spectacular.

 

[Romanceistheway]

Greetings,

I am new here and this is my first post, so if I make any newbie mistakes please bare with me. The information is from late May, early June 2008.

I was a semi-regular to Gold's and loved it. One day I came back to see Bebe and found the place closed. There was a second sign for a different spa, on the third floor, so I went up the stairs. I was received by a short, middle aged Korean woman that quickly led me to a room. Don't remember her name. Asked me to undress, led me to the bath. Bathed me. Gave me a few tugs, but nothing serious. Led me back to the room. If I remember correctly, the bath was. 6

The lady was not hot at all. Busty, but a little saggy. A little overweight. Because of that I did not want to go all the way. However, when she finished the massage, she started rubbing herself against me and making her case. I told her I was not really in the mood. She asked me if I'd be interested in 2 girls for $$. I said yes. Payed. A second girl came, not a looker either, but younger and thinner. Much less affectionate also. They took turns riding me and rubbing their assets on my face. Got off. Got cleaned. Left.

All in all, the establishment looked like a moldy, run down version of Gold's. The girls were average to below average. The price was competitive. I miss Gold's!.

 

[Delboy]

I am a newbie to the room, but better than amateur mongerer having been in the hobby for 14 years.

I had a great time at sun in June 06, even better time on May 23 this year, then went back in mid-June, and found the doorbell ripped off. Then I read this post and saw some mention of the 'sun setting. ' Is this true? Where can I get the same caliber service? I have been all over NOVA and some places in Mont. Co. And DC, and Sun was the best time for me.

 

[lawlman91]

Ok, this will be a strange review, not bad, but different. For all you mongers that like AMPs and a wild ride, seek out Mae.

It wasn't rough, it wasn't bad, it was just....different.

Mae 35 ish plus, messed up teeth (discolored), natural Bs, that were perky and nice. Kind of a butterface and nice tight body, enthusiasm made up for the shortcomings. Not my cup of tea, but for someone looking for something very specific, I would say perfect for them.

Saddled up cowgirl and held on for dear life, wow, never had that kind of gyration in an amp. Like I said, if you like the slow and easy ride, this was like riding a mechanical bull/ bucking bronco. Not harsh, just lots of action.

Did I say enthusiastic?

Anyway, difficult to describe, not for me--but somebody is definately going to enjoy it if you like the aggressive (in a right amount) action.

Does anybody know who the third girl is now that Nana is gone? Sue, Mae...and?

 

[webkinzlover525]

It's usually a few months in between my visits. Last night was one of my nights. I would have liked to return to Eye but couldn't verify operation, so I looked elsewhere.

RIO
I called to confirm life, hours of op, and number of ladies. Buzzed in, welcomed and then it went downhill. I was asked if I had been there, and said not since it was Olympic. She said OK and pointed me to a room. I then asked if could I see her two girls (since I was told there were two working). She confused this as I wanted a two-girl session and said no two girls. Then she walked away while I waited in the room for a minute. She came back and said the boss says we don't have what you are looking for, sorry. There was civil discussion in hopes of changing her mind, but the decision had been made. I left quietly.

OK
Two hours later, after seeing an ad in the CPaper, I made another attempt. Again, I called to confirm life, hours, and need for reservation (none needed). 20 minutes later things were back to normal. The experience wasn't the most memorable, but it wasn't bad. It was just a little too typical I guess and as you will see from my LARS scale, things weren't very impressive. Mimi was the name I was given; I'm guessing she was in her late 30s; physically fit for her age. The TS was satisfactory, but only limited attention was given. Beyond that, plain. Normal house fee and tip rates.

Face 6
Body 7
Attitude 6
Service 7

Oh yeah, the ladies screwed up a few times. Twice, I came to face to face with another visitor. It was a little awkward (simply because it's never happened before). I quickly forgot this part though.

I also called Royal and confirmed life but didn't go beyond that.

For those interested, I'm also posting a little intelligence I got from a Eros provider on the escort thread.

 

[gagan k]

I am not sure the name for this place so I will wait for one of you moderators to correct me. This is a PG county place off parkway. The massage was descent and after a moment off hesitation the HJ was quite good. There are no other services offered but it is a reliable place. I have been there twice now and she remembers my name. I am still trying to decipher some off the others and hope to compare others as soon as I can.

 

[justagirl]

Why too bad for the citizens of DC?

 

[rhywherne]

I thought Fenty was a tough reformer, he wanted a real government, not a jobs program. That said, with Gray I think we are going back to that same old used to be.

Perhaps vigilance against our hobby will wane. Perhaps the scene will really bloom again. Let us wait and see.

Too bad for the citizens of DC, though.......

 

[all right giggity giggity]

Simple, I think her boyfriend is her "booking agent" if you want to call it that. I expect that is the guy in the internet porn with her.

And don't go thinking that she'll expand her menu if you make the right offer...I've been told by some who have seen her, "no way, no how." But then again, there's always a slim chance right?

 

[:) (: :( ):]

When I posted the last time I got a error message so I am trying again:

So after hitting the streets I decided to taking my mongering to a little safer location. After driving around for about 30min or so I finally found some parking down from King Arthur's Court. As I approached King Arthur's Kingdom I noticed many Uniformed Secret Service standing out front. I walked passed to the cigar shop observed and walked back noticed that the "Feds" weren't paying me any attention and were in deep discussion with a bouncer from some establishment. I hit the steps, rang the 1st buzzer went up one floor and hit the second one.

Mamasan opened the door and welcomes me in And I am immediately escorted to a room I ask for Lucky and I was told she was on "vacation" (very disappointing) Then I asked for another lady and mamasan says she doesn't work there anymore (a departure from she's on vacation) so I tell her I want a "Ee Punee" (I know spelling is wrong but pronunciationis key) so she sends me a girl named Coco. I was about to send her back because she had makeup caked on but she had a nice rack with a great identifying mark of a small beauty mark just to the left of her navel(her left). I give her the standard far plus tuition upfront and we go off to the TS. Very playful TS (no mouthwash) and back to the room for a average massage.

On the flip a semi-enthusiastic CBJ followed by CG, Seated CG, and Mish did not make it to walk the dog. ACtually she had me completed in 5 min (which is a record in quickness for me in a AMP)not sure if I was super amped up (no pun intended) or she was that good like kissing at the end overall I would give her service a solid 8. I would repeat.

Oh BTW there was some AR during the TS but none with the massage.

 

[Jeniffer S]

This is awesome. Some chick is writing about me. I'm all pumped up.

Username Cabdriver52: I decided to visit green court. I met with Nana and had a blast! Shower was good, cleaned all the right places. I felt downright clean. Even the pacific rim was spotless.

I attract the most interesting of people. I would like to meet Sommer. She seem interesting. To say the least.

I do have one question though. How did she find the website? I had a referral from a buddy who likes to visit the spas.

Anyway. Moving on. Good catch superman06. Kudos for you.

Cabbie!

 

[spirit]

I surely pity the one who is stuck on dialup and having to slog thru all the unneeded crap of the last several postings!

Go where you want to go and tip what you want to tip and shut the hell up about it!

None of all this prattle has enabled anyone to get laid or blown so it does NOT apply!

Why are we here? THINK about the mission of this web site!

If you want to argue, do it via PM, or better still face to face.

JJ

 

[Pompal 09.]

Thanks for the intel on Royal. I've been wondering about them since I saw the lights come on again.

 

[trent.]

Copy and paste the following text into google. I believe it would help

Click the first link that comes up. You'll get a list of locations. Rio is listed as "Olympic"--it's previous name--on that list.

Now, I'm going to request info. I live in LA, I may be offered work in the DC area. I lived in DC in 2003.

Is it really this bad these days? I mean--look at that list 40-50 places or more are they all shut down?

I will cancel any job offers I get in DC if it's really this bad.

 

[Bumble]

I think your right.

With the russian finish I`m guessing the dog look was that of a Great Dane alot of slober. LOL

 

[Erika (lovesyew)]

On Tuesday night I had the sudden urge to go to an amp. I'm not a regular and only frequent one every two months or so when my girl is away. Anyways, I decided to try the M. The time was around 11 pm. I paid the house fee of .6, and requested a 30 minute session; I was then taken to a room and kept waiting for a good 10 minutes. Next door to me I heard a hobbyist negotiating, and starting to shout. At this time I was right in the middle of getting a cbj. The man suddenly slammed the door, complained to the mamasan that the girl ripped her off. The girl started yelling back to the man that she was on her period, and that he was already finished. I think the girls name was Kaylee or something. The man threatened to call the cops, and there goes my session. I got nervous, and walked out in less the 20 minutes scared that some thing might go down now. My masseuse informed that the other girl is always like that and I should ask for her (I forgot her name). I felt bad for the poor guy, and I could tell that he was taken for a ride, but why did I have to pay the price. It'll be a while before I visit the amp again. Is the M always full of drama?

I just got a massage, and a rushed cbj.a total waste of time.

 

[MrRawr]

Stopped at Jasmine on Saturday night of Inauguration weekend. It was against my better judgment, but it was late and I'd had a few drinks. You guys know the drill.

I was looking for M St 2nd floor, but couldn't remember the address, and Jasmine has a sign. Stopped in when the club crowd didn't seem to pay attention, and Cherry answered the door.

Not quite what I wanted, but see the first paragraph. It was balls cold, so she dumped me in the sauna, which was fine with me. Table shower was cold too, but she warmed me up nice during the massage.

Massage was good, albeit a bit rough. She's a bit older than I care for, but had a great attitude and nice little B cups. The main event was very nice, and she took care of me for a while afterwards as business was surprisingly slow given the number of folks in town.

I probably would go down the street with an address next time, but in this day and age, if an AMP is open. . . you get what you can get.

 

[wrestling star]

I had time to kill and found myself at M and 18 st with blackberry in hand. After a quick scan of this forum, I decided to go star gazing with Julia. Mammasan seemed pleased that I knew a name but only BeBe was available and I rolled with it. If BeBe is second tier, I'm not sure I am ready to move up; she has a flirty smile and attitude, pert nipples cap off man-made ds just a hair too large for her frame....very attention getting. The TS was pretty standard but she washed my face at the end....a first for me. Back in the room, the massage was firm but again pretty standard, followed by enthusiastic cbj on the flip. I had to pull her off to keep from going right then and she says "can we doggie? I love that"...Another first for me, but I was happy to be of service.....I gave her all I had and she gave it right back....at the end of my time we were both sweaty, spent and cuddling....for me, a must repeat

 

[The Wiz]

This is late because I have been out of town a few days. After learning 14 K was back in business, I decided to make a stop on my way to the airport. Read the review on Julie and thought I would see if she was available. Of course, I thought I had read her name as Janice and like an idiot asked mamasan if Janice was available. She don't know Janice and I told her I read about her on the internet. As she was going through names, she asked me did they say she was beautiful and I replied, that's her. In comes Julie and she gives me this big smile and was immediately playful. Her looks and personality were unlike any I have experienced. Went straight to the TS and she was thorough. We had a nice chat before and after the session which I enjoyed and I found she is 24 y/o and has been in the US for 3 years and she has lived in the area the entire time. Although Rose was a looker and I enjoyed her company, in my opinion, Julie comes out ahead. She gets a 10 from me across the board. Since she lives in the area, maybe she will stick around awhile. As always, seniors may PM to receive details of the entire session.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Went to mist again. Girl at the door was ok. Very nice body. Her face a bit older. Lots of makeup. In the back I could see the hottie I saw last time but wanted something new. She was ok. Talked alot. Shower was complete and relaxing. Massage was short but not bad. On the flip she had to work a bit. Very good BJ. Asked if I wanted a second pop. Sure lets go for it. POP 2x. Gave a bit more tip for that. We chatted a while. She is really fun lady when you talk to you. She was much more enthusiasm than the other hot chick.

Yes will go back.

PS. Am I the only one that gets out of breath going up those stairs. When I knock on the door I am breathing like I just ran. Not bad enough for me to exercise though.