Massage Parlor Reports

[Cold]

Dreamt of breaking my AMP cherry with a sweet girl named "cherry". Gave me a big hug, very responsive to all my suggestions. tight lil titties ( B's? )were just right, nice lil butt. Me likey.

Wouldn't cowgirl me though, and no CBJ to finish me off. All in all i'm glad i finally got my arse to the one triple 3.

My rookie rating would be this

Face: 8
Body: 7 ( a little baby fat. although i loved it )
T/S: 7
Massagi: 6
Perfomance 6-7 ( very sexy , but no Cowgirl and CBJTC detracts from the score )

If I wasn't such a horn dog for variety, I would defintely go back to have some sweet cherry.

I hope i never wake up.

 

[Socky]

I woke up yesterday and was thinking of heading downtown for a little action but I thought better of it and decided to get in a round of golf before the rain came. Wouldn't you know, I got paired up with a Korean couple! The woman was kind of cute, and of course this got me thinking. It started to rain as we made the turn, so I decided I would forgo the back nine and head to dc for a massagee. I had read that Royal was back in business, and since it and the place next door used to be my goto places, I figured I would go there. I did the drive by and didn't see any pad locks on the outside of the doors as I did the last time I was by, so I parked, fed the meter, and walked over. Both places closed! I figured I would head over to 14K to see waht all the fuss about Rose was. I arrived, rang the bell, and was let in by a reletively young looking mamasaan (Sue). I had to piss like a race horse, so I asked if I could use the facilities. As I was relieving myself I heard the door bell. As I was trying to open the bathroom door, Sue held the bathroom door and said wait. Here I was, stuck in the bathroom for 5 minutes. How friggin' long does it take to get a customer to their room? ! She finally let me out and I asked for Rose. Sue told me I would have to wait 20 minutes, but she would give me a shower and massagee. At first, I wasn't too excited about that idea, but I figured, what the hell. As Sue was giving me my table shower, I referred to her as Mamasaan. She laughed and said she is not the Mamasaan, that she only worked on Sundays to help out and that she was an actual massage therapist in Annandale. She gave a great table shower, massaged all the right places. I was thinking she was not a "pro", so maybe I could just do her instead of Rose. I couln't get her to do it. I got the impression that she didn't want to piss Rose off by stealing her customer. But what a great massage! Best I've ever had at a KMP. Rose took a little more than 20 minutes, but I didn't mind at all. Rose finally walked in. WOW! I haven't seen that quality since the good old days of the DC scene. I was quite impressed. She was very appologetic about taking so long. She more than made it up to me. Started with a BBBJ. I couldn't believe it. She said this time only, not to ask for it in the future. She was a little hesitant to let me DATY, but I played my "I had to wait so long" card, and she complied. She tasted very good. We proceeded to do all the standard positions until I unloaded. I can't wait to see her again. And Sue too, for that matter! Maybe I'll be able to persuade Sue for full service next time. All and all, it was my best experience at a KMP in a long, long time. I almost forgot to mention, it was also my longest ever. I arrived there a little after 7:00 and didn't leave until 8:45. Talk about non-rushed service!

 

[julie j]

2001 $160 = $185 in 2007 based on US inflation, now for the bad news, the exchange rate has fallen 1300 to ~940 won/US$ during that time. Together that'd indicate we should be paying $255....ouch. But, would you rather see them go to europe or new zealand. If I had a good time, I typically paid $200 total, only $160 + comment to mamasan if she was a nag. KL

 

[Pompal 09.]

It was this past Thursday night at around 11:00pm. Didn't have a chance to go back since to see if Friday or Saturday is the same deal, but I would assume it would be. But hey, $5 is better than getting your car broken into.

 

[Xendz]

Amen to Big Daddy & Chaz' thoughts. While cleanups have taken place in MD, the MD Guide goes on and keeps the valuable info flowing. Some spots, NEVER reviewed on, are locked up while others, verbosely commented about in the forum, continue to prosper. These DC pages are a great source of general info on the DC scene, as well as valuable safety info concerning places to avoid. For any reason. Shutting it down will be counterproductive. My take.

A Fine 2009!

Be safe,

Rx

 

[Ryan F]

Plenty of information "over there" but just because you don't see much here, you are skiddish. Yeah, that sure doesn't make a lick of sense, especially when there is in fact stuff here. I have heard from one of the girls that one good point working there is that the screening process weeds out the idiots from massage parlors and even the bacon. Maybe such as yourself?

 

[DCuchillas]

Not a great way to build a community. You are rude, flat out insulting in your response to me, and you go out of your way to make new people feel unwelcome. If you do that then people don't come back. If they don't come back there is no information and that renders this place useless.

Why the flagrant hostility? I don't expect us to go on long walks on the beach but a little civility rather than a savaging goes a long way.

Not very well done.

 

[nymdj128]

Hey all,

Been lurking around a little bit and have managed to figure a few of these places out. I have never been to an MP/AMP, no experience with SW, cList, or anything at all.

I plan to check out Green sometime soon, and just want to know what to be ready for. Do they tell you the house fee straight up? Whats considered a proper tip? Is it appropriate to ask to see the whole line up? Anything I should avoid saying or doing(besides the obvious)? Basically, what should I do when I go in?

Obviously I'm a huge newbie when it comes to this, any help would be appreciated. If my post needs to be edited for any reason please let me know.

Thanks

 

[Lawrie]

Lax - How do you know this is not Mrs Argent?

 

[Maria G]

To be fair, I have made the tip at the end - once. But the girl had the chance to see it peeking from my pocket. And it was MD. However...

Every single time I've mongered in DC or VA any tips were discussed and/or handed over (as in visible under my watch at the base of the lamp) proir to the deed.

My BS detector is pinging really loudly.

 

[Brooke D]

After reading a positive review last week about my old fav mini spa, I decided to go back. Barring my last mediocre experience there, I've always had a great time on my visits to NY.

Today was pretty good. Most of Colt's observations were confirmed. There is a new mama in town. She's much more pleasant and more friendly than the last one. I was sat in the TV room on arrival, but bad timing disallowed getting the line-up. I think there were only 3 working. The one I drew was slightly older than I like, and I asked for back-up. But no dice, I got the standard excuse that everyone else was busy.

My draw was 'Pepsi'. She's fairly pretty, round face, burgundy eye make-up and cute sparklie eyelashes. She stands about 5'2 about 120#, not a spinner by any means, but not fat. She has a nice set of naturals and decent figure. So I stayed. When we walked from the lounge to the room, I saw an older and uglier with thicker midsection, and felt like I got a better draw.

Once in the room the entire session fee was collected in advance, so you'd better like what you see if you decide to stay. TS was decent. I was wondering how things would turn out because there wasn't excessive attention paid at the pacific rim. The wash was more than adequate though, and a little rub of my back and legs was an excellent indication of the massage to come. On the way back to the room, I did see a taller, younger girl with a decent face. I couldn't get her name though. A little research is needed on that one (any takers?).

Back at the room a decent old fashioned amp rub was given. All clothes were removed immediately which was cool. What I saw looked pretty good. Cute late 20s face, nice hair and smile, and early 30s body with a little bit of settling around back. Nice legs, nice sees, and very nice thick jujubees to chew on. Lots of accupressure, finger popping, toe knuckle cracking, and a thorough cracking of the spine. The rub pressure was good. I could tell her hands are very strong. I would have liked just a little more pressure, but I didn't ask thinking I would mess up a good thing it would be too much.

After a decent rub some B2B began, and those jujubees went to work, growing all the while in length and diameter. After that the tickling began I gave the signal that AR would be required. She complied. Although covered it was still pretty good. Upon the flip some loin licking, and a little push led to a bit more cAR. Then the cover was transferred up and some good french appitizers were served. I've always liked a good escargot. It almost progressed to a mutual snack, but before I could take a bite, the tables were turned...

Backwards bovine female was the first main course. The b-b-f view was nice on the ranch today. Once on the pasture the broncos began to buck quite wildly, yet fluidly. Quite rythmic this little pony ride was. Suddenly I realized there were no rodeo clowns and thought I'd better get off or I might get hurt. Instead a 180 spin move was sucessfully executed and the riding competition continued. From this vaneforum.xxxe point I began an early indulgence in dessert. Nothing wrong with a little snack in the middle of a sporting event. Jujubees sure beat popcorn in this venue. Before I knew it, a slow rhythmic bucking began yet again. This time it was quite hot and slippery. The speed became greater and greater, and I found myself losing control. The bronco got away from me and bucked faster than PP could handle. I told the bucking steed what had happened, but she didn't seem to care. She began moaning and bucking even faster, and I managed to keep the reigns firm, until suddenly things got very messy on both sides of the barrier. No worries, Pepsi was there to clean it all up.

Upon investigation I found this soda would be available in the metro area for a limited time. In approximately two weeks this soft drink will return from whenths it came. I would recommend if you like lower 30s K-girls with tans and good skills. But not if you're looking for a 20 something spinner.

Face 8
Body 7
TS and Rub 8
Main Event 8.9

The main event probably could have been much better I had been more able to keep up my end of the deal. I got the sense that she was up for any challange I would have thrown down. This farm girl definately knows how to milk a goat.

Mini-fans please review back on the forum.

PP

blah blah blah blah blah. Upon review I need to learn to be more concise.

 

[Grodandor]

I was at Sun a week ago, saw no hint of shutdown .. not sure how this thing got started, maybe some confusion.

 

[Apricot Girl]

You are probably talking about amanda, but she has put on some poundage over the past couple of years. She is still very worth the visit.

 

[rhea]

So my friend went for a walk tonight.

He was welcomed to the Mamasan and led to a room in the back. Sue came in and asked for the $. 60 for the house. After that, he got a great table shower with plenty of mutual touching. Sue led him back to the room for a good massage with some back adjustments. She went right into a CBJ and then asked for some doggie. He then asked if he could be ridden and she gladly agreed. Finished up with a RCG and she cleaned him up after he was done. Overall, good experience.

BTW. He would suggest entering Green CT through the M st alley to avoid the gay (? ) club on the 14 st side. He liked the darkness of the alley. As with any place in DC, keep your wits and eyes open.

F 7
B 7-8
M 8
S 8
O 8-9 he said she was happy to oblige

Have fun!

 

[Ian Loves Noel <3]

Been meaning to visit it for a long time and finally found the spot last night. It seems like they have a healthy line up contrary to *, with a younger set than what we've been previously used to. I like the set up and it seems new.

Met with suzzane, good looking, relatively young and a spinner. She had a great attitude and performance was good.

I'll definitely be back at this location.

 

[Yung Dirt]

Saw another board in which someone mentioned Happiness was open. Wonder if anyone has tried or if the old gang is back. Sara??

 

[Shivani]

NY Ave 4 times a week; what am I missing?

Help out please

 

[My pic says SLIPKNOT!]

[blue]Gentlemen,

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex.

Let's get back to the subject.

Thank You,

Jackson[/blue]

 

[jsscsquires]

Only one screen name bro. Mr Aelous doesn't seem to know how to use the quote feature yet. Cut and paste man I guess.


Mr.Snipes aka G13

 

[amanda g]

Just got back from the Thailand and had a blast, so much better